Selling electricity

cum2soon
cum2soon

Alright biz, I have been using magnets to trick the electricity bill for like 5 years now due to wagecuck income, so I'm open to ideas. How do I make money out of free electricity? Without the electricity company finding out?

massdebater
massdebater

1. Shitcoin mining rigs since electricity is your primary cost after the video cards.

2. Don't post about this online because your local PD has a cybercrimes division that will tip off the fraud department.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@cum2soon
how you do that?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@massdebater
How the fuck is he supposed to be able to afford mining PCs when he has no income?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@kizzmybutt
Wagecuck income
He has income, just probably not a whole lot

Techpill
Techpill

Charge electricity into a powerbank.
Sell it to Pokemon go players.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Niggers steal.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@cum2soon
hang yourself you stealing nigger

MPmaster
MPmaster

@cum2soon
How?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@MPmaster
You put it on the meter to slow it from spinning.

Warning: in the US this is a very severe fine. Like 10 or 20k plus possible jail time.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@cum2soon
using magnets

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I work for the natural gas company in my area. Not sure how electric works but I am quite confident we catch all the thieves. We load all our meter data live, real-time from the source and feed it into a redis db. Then we measure for natural and artificial deviations. SRS, we get all of you energy thieves where I live in the USA.

farquit
farquit

@Boy_vs_Girl
So u be saying you check for σ.

Wow that sounds really fucking complex.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@massdebater
video cards.
mining with video cards

kek kek

Emberfire
Emberfire

@farquit
Exactly. It's easy to figure out who's stealing.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@cum2soon
go around door to door with a toolbag filled with a multimeter, wires, and some other gadgets and gizmos that make you look official. offer a free quote to optimize people's electrical system to save them money on their bill. put a fucking magnet on their meter. profit.

note: most places have digital meters now and the magnets only work on the old mechanical meters.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberfire
What if someone slowly amps up their theft, or puts a tap in line before the meter? I've seen some crazy shit done by meth heads on properties I've flipped.

Water and electricity are far easier to steal, and those happen constantly.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@cum2soon
Am I the first. Really?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@w8t4u
are you retarded? most altcoin can't be mined with asic to date.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@SniperWish
Thats dangerous where I live because its not legalized and you can face life sentences if your caught.
If I were to do it though, i'd do this:
build underground bunker
make it secret
grow dat 420
snoopdogg.png
take the strains and sell the to the local dealers
i will be the dealers supplier
grow in huge quantites
sell for less that what the dealers are going to sell for
still make raw profit
?????
profit?

massdebater
massdebater

@PackManBrainlure
undercut some nignogs already supplying
they set up a meet pretending to be buyers
get capped

Filled in those ???? for you there user

Firespawn
Firespawn

Why don't you go take a hammer to some parking meters while you're at it, small-time?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@farquit

You think I give you all the tips?? Lol, good luck. Like I said you may be getting away with it elsewhere but I know out overruns and variances and I'm quite confident we get 99.99999% of the cheaters. There are so many ways...

Playboyize
Playboyize

@SomethingNew
2016, no electronic meter, which utility is this?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Boy_vs_Girl
@Nude_Bikergirl

@TalkBomber
Legitimately curious what you do to prevent this sort of thing.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Playboyize
Not sure about them, but in the Pittsburgh area they are mainly mechanical, though they did connect an electronic device to them to make it easy to read with a scanner.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

One option I learned about in electrical engineering was using a capacitor connected in parallel to the electrical load to correct the power factor of the electrical load.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Techpill
Holy shit rare

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Illusionz
Oh I should add that Duquesne light is replacing them to digital as the mechanical ones go bad.

TreeEater
TreeEater

There are better ways of stealing power lol

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Raving_Cute
His is silly and you should know as an EE major it's silly.
You would have to get the load correct to figure out the value needed for the capacitor. Maybe if you had your computer's load spread down and could put in some sort of variable capacitor you still wouldn't be efficient enough to make a difference
Learn your shit bro

Lunatick
Lunatick

@massdebater
pffff at the proverbial scary nignog

Go right ahead user. Grow that shit

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