Got a 3 year gap in my CV

Snarelure
Snarelure

I'm fucked for life aren't I, Veeky Forums?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

just make up some random bullshit, like helping your dads business or taking care of a sick relative to make it look gud

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Burnblaze
Believe it or not I have a finance degree.

I looked for jobs for an entire year after that. Finally, got one at an NGO in the big city. Had a brief stint as an unpaid data entry monkey for about 8 months. When I decided to quit and look for other opportunities the HR wouldn't send me a recommendation or even confirm I ever worked there.

Been a NEET since then basically.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@CouchChiller
hr wont ref or said I worked there
Drama?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@whereismyname
No I never took part in any office politics if you're wondering.

Just came in did my job, ate lunch, went back to work and only went home once my boss approved my day's work like a good goy.

I made conversation if someone talked to me. But generally that was a rare occurrence.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fried_Sushi
Looks like you shouldn't have quit that job then you fucktard. Maybe buy some lawn mowing equipment and start mowing lawns, you can probably take over the neighbors business if you have a tractor and they don't. Lol

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lunatick
Or I could just continue being a NEET and leech off your tax money :-)

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Sir_Gallonhead
Do it man. I'm a Canadian Indian who actually does shit while leeching off the system.

askme
askme

@w8t4u
Canadian
Indian

Ughhh the two worst kind of people

I bet you live in some shitty place like Brampton

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@askme
Didn't call themselves Indian Canadian, so maybe they mean native. Natives have a lot more opportunities to leach of taxes. Some claim welfare, while they run successful businesses on their tax free reserves.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I don't even got a CV

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@BlogWobbles
I don't know what a CV is, is that like a Resume?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@BlogWobbles
seconded.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Snarelure
just do what all the smart people do: lie your ass off.

5mileys
5mileys

@Booteefool
This.

I got my current job by fabricating my experience. Going for IT now so I made up a bunch of experience again.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Snarelure
Mate I have a 6 year gap in my CV
@Burnblaze
@Booteefool
This.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Snarelure
just tell people you had terminal brain lung and ass cancer, thats why you didnt work until you got over it

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Snarelure
Tell them you were doing 3 years for securities fraud. Make sure to say you were set up.
That part is important.

TechHater
TechHater

@Snarelure
Lie OP. Better yet if you can make a fake company website that they could check for references LOL.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Fried_Sushi
So wait they weren't paying you? Like you just showed up and starting doing data entry and they let you do it for free? Are you Kramer?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Stupidasole
really, how did you manage to cover that up then

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Snarelure
I've been 'in uni' since 2010, only just passed the second year. I'll get a 2:1 or maybe even a first and it's a decent uni, but it's a liberal arts thing, I've got a horrible quasiNEET anxiety illness gap with a tiny bit of casual work in there, bar work and customer service, retail. No idea what the fuck I want to do.

Will probably be laughed out of the door of every grad program

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

What is a cv? Is that like a resume?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@New_Cliche
It's a cape verdean you racist cuck

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@New_Cliche
Commercial Vehicle

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@CouchChiller

In Germany you could sue the company for that. Actually, they even have to wright you a good recommendation with no critics in it. Of course, HR in Germany knows their phrases. There is a big difference like "He did his work to the best for the company" or "He did his work as ask"

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Volunteer Financier at NEET 2010-2014

(round up or down the closest number to make the gap smaller)

literally no one will question that gap if you just fill in the blanks

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Booteefool
THis. I lied about having two years worth of business dev experience. And I got a job at a top market research firm. Lie your ass off. There is no way to verify where you worked in teh past. Background checks are very rare and in some states they're illegal. Just say you worked in Mexico for a couple of years.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Lies can solve all your poblems.

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