What would you do to live like this man?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

What would you do to live like this man?

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http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/actor-sues-lone-survivor-producers-616876
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/i-tried-living-like-dan-bilzerian-and-realised-what-his-problem-is
Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Fried_Sushi
Do you think he feels empty on the inside?

happy_sad
happy_sad

I don't know, you tell me and I will do it

@Sir_Gallonhead

Of course not, that's leftist propaganda to disencourage men from pursuing alpha lifestyles by saying they are "shallow" and "empty inside"

They want you to be a wage slave with a nagging wife and her children

cum2soon
cum2soon

@happy_sad
Leo lives this way and he's very outspoken about being unhappy in his personal life. Leo probably lives better than Bliz

takes2long
takes2long

@happy_sad
You might be right, but I can't imagine being satisfied with that lifestyle, I feel like I'd always question if it's only cause of money that these people were even around me

w8t4u
w8t4u

Not meaning to go all 'sour grapes' here, but would I have to have that face and those bimbos attached? In that case, I would not do much. 2/10 lifestyle do not want.

likme
likme

@cum2soon
ah, that reminds me of this aricle. i find this hilarious.

Leonardo DiCaprio “is selfish, lazy and downright rude,” says a source whose BFF bedded the 41-year-old Oscar winner. “She told me that during the act, Leo put on headphones and even started vaping! Then he signaled her to keep going while he just laid back and zoned out.”

The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change. But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.

“Leo knows women are mesmerized by his stardom, so he obviously doesn’t care at all whether they’re satisfied or not,” says another insider. “He can sleep with almost any woman he wants without even trying, so it’s no surprise he doesn’t try in bed either.”

just imagining him there with some 10/10 chick with his beats on just nodding approvingly after he finishes vaping....

Snarelure
Snarelure

@likme

Amazing

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Fried_Sushi

I've seen a lot of anecdotal claims that a lot of what Dan does is fake/paid/leased for marketing reasons and it wouldn't surprise me.

I'm sure he lives a life style similar to what he portrays but the 20+ models with boob jobs all posing in the picture aren't actually all there for him. The idea is if you keep posting it enough you'd appear to be the real deal

He doesn't care whether or not you believe him or not, the marketing has clearly worked and now he's at a point where he's making great money to fuel the train

Kind of like a fake it till you make scenario. You just need to fill in some of the parts to make it look legit. Dan's some ex navy seal with a badass beard and a love for guns

RumChicken
RumChicken

Is that the gambling racer? I don't think he enjoys paying women to hang out as much as he enjoys the ability to do it.

I ain't salty because that's just a normal peasant life with some added sugar. The fun is being the jew, so I get jelly when I see somebody like Notch get a billion dollars. With that money i'd be paying mercenaries in somolia to kill eachother so I could profit from market volatility and corrections while trying to evade the SEC and the U.N...the real fun stuff. But he is neeting it up with his damned jelly bean workout room.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@likme
@cum2soon

Wouldn't surprise me. I think someone did an auto biography about being a hollywood director/producer during the 80s/90s and mentioning how easy it was to pull a 10 with a little bag of white magic and planting the seed that they might make it big when really maybe only 1 in 100 had a slim chance to begin with

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Fried_Sushi
mfw this guy wastes all of that hanging out with skeletons instead of thick juicy sluts

why is this guy so dumb what the fuck

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx
He's doing it to build his social profile and make money on snapchat and shit. He doesn't fuck any of the girls there, they probably even bore him.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Fried_Sushi

I envy his money but that's it.

Just think about it for a moment. Why does he post all these accomplishments online? Don't you think he would be too busy enjoying life to want to post all this shit and get a media following? What does he get out of it?

Unless...

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@cum2soon

Childstars man.

I worked in the entertainment biz for a while, childstar is no way to grow up, and indicates shitty parenting 95% of the time.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Damn Veeky Forums, I expected more from you.

Why don't we discuss how do we get there, then?

How is he making money from his fame, anyway? You don't see him marketing anything.

Techpill
Techpill

@Boy_vs_Girl
how do we get there
have 20 - 50 million that you won playing poker to live a hedonist lifestyle.

How is he making money from his fame
he doesn't need to.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Fried_Sushi
He makes money from it? And people like bragging, Do you not like being envied?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

It's probably a better lifestyle than I live, but at the same time I can't imagine it's all that fulfilling. I think the people who get the most out of a hedonistic lifestyle are people who don't think too much. People who sleep like a rock instead of laying in bed all day thinking. I wish in a way I was like that, but i'm way too introspective.

When I was younger I was working a job where I had winters off, and I would go out everyday both morning and night trolling for poon, I'm a fairly attractive guy plus I was doing molly and smoking weed like a chimney so I had quite a bit of success. It was fun no doubt, but after that I never really went back to that lifestyle. I think for me it was more about proving to myself that I could do that if I wanted to. After I affirmed that I was capable of being a "player" or "cool" or whatever you wish to call it, I satisfied my own ego and never needed to do it again.

I don't know if Im happier now that ive been in a relationship for 3 years, or if I was back then. Having sex with a good looking girl you pick up is more fun in the moment when you're doing it, but after it's done it feels pretty empty for me.

I don't think there's a best way to live, you'll just end up getting used to whatever you're doing and slide back into monotony. Now I focus on getting rich and building up investment portfolios. Its fun in the same way picking up a hot girl at a club is fun, the chase to "win" is nice, but when you do you just get used to being where you are and strive to do the next thing.

In conclusion, being sentient is probably a curse more than a blessing.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Fried_Sushi
i would be willing to chop my dick off to live like him.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@happy_sad
that's leftist propaganda
ah yes those damn leftists, I sure do love blaming them for every imagined problem

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Boy_vs_Girl
Poker player

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@w8t4u
You shouldn't even respond to these threads. Anything less than "oh my god yes that is baller alpha life holy shit haha" is sour grapes.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Techpill
have 20-50 million that you wont playing poker

Swing and a fucking miss sport. Why don't you idiots look up who Dan's father was. I'll give you a hint, he worked in the securities industry during the boom of the 80s/90s and hid millions in offshore accounts for his children (the money that Dan now blows on instagram and social media). Not everything is what it seems children.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@GoogleCat
His dad onl\y had 62 million and Dan is worth over 100 and won 48 million in 1 year from poker. don't call me sport again mr gatsby

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Spazyfool
His dad Paul is worth 62 million NOW. That's after all of the stashing of money in the Cayman Islands and paying arm and leg to the SEC and IRS for his actions during the 1980s/90s. Do better sport. Your little hero isn't what you thought.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Crazy_Nice
i'm the guy against the lifestyle i'm not calling dan a hero. he is however on record of winning poker tournaments so not sure why you are trying to discredit that.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Sir_Gallonhead
Because his dad had over $500m stuffed into various trusts in other countries at the time Dan and his brothers were born. It's easy to win a few games of poker when you can keep doubling down and raising into high heaven with each hand.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Sir_Gallonhead
I'm pretty sure he's never won more than a million from a poker tourney.

He certainly was never well known as a poker player before he became a instagram slut

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Sir_Gallonhead
Oh what is this? A shell corporation for money laundering? Tisk tisk Danno.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Bidwell
http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=133482
Unless he's grinding like a motherfucker part of me questions his earnings are from poker.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Not even going to get into how much of his lifestyle is real

I would not mind the money but if I had it my lifestyle would be light-years away from this nonsense.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@RumChicken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeE3-rOG7i4

Ayy, You got grills in your mouth, I ain't mad at ya.
Cause I own every goldmine in South-Africa

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Fried_Sushi
I would like to have his money but I would probably save the hookers for the bedroom.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@LuckyDusty
ex navy seal
failed BUDS
badass beard
LOL

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Even he doesn't live that way.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@StrangeWizard
probably a better lifestyle than I live
probably

topkek

eGremlin
eGremlin

I'm not gonna be one of those sour grapes guys, but what @LuckyDusty
said is true.

Dan is rich, but he doesn't have the kind of money to constantly fly around in a private jet with 10+ escorts daily.

He's had like three heart attacks and has assaulted a ton of people.

Even if it's just acting, he's wasting so much potential.

@likme

Be an easy whore and sleep with celebrity just because he's a celebrity
Be surprised when he treats you like meat

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Fried_Sushi
what would you do to live like this man

Do my best to try to make the money he makes/has. Then travel and see cool shit, but mostly chill at my mansion with my bestfriends I've known since i was about 2-3 y/o. If I'm rich we're all rich bitch.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@cum2soon

Caligula Corporation

Wow. Tryhard/10.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I'll travel and do some shit like that every so often, but at a much slower pace tho when I'm not working on business, and I wouldn't pay whores to spend time with me. If I were to go hard all the time like he does, I'd prob burn out, and end up like @likme

King_Martha
King_Martha

@happy_sad
alpha
If you think that his lifestyle is alpha then you're seriously deluded. Sure it seems fun but its highly immature and shallow.
People like Elon Musk and Richard Branson are true alphas. They also know how to spend money but they probably have a triple digit IQ and dont act like a 18 year old frat bro all the time.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Fried_Sushi
Is he Armenian?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Lunatick
Its funny cause i was just listening to that song

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@LuckyDusty
ex navy seal
his manlet ass literally failed the training

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Why would I trade the life I worked so hard to make good for me and my needs ?
To get this stereotypical cookie cutter please look at me life instead ?

job I like
need to work 20 hours a week to have enough money, now in a 18 months vacation since I worked "too much" for the last 3 years
qt gf who's exactly what I always looked for
can have deep talk with her for hours and learn about myself and the world
money still mean something to me so I can have fun and feel a challenge to earn and invest it
grew up poor so improved my lifestyle a lot all by myself

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Raving_Cute
Why would I trade the life I worked so hard to make good for me and my needs ?
Isn't it obvious? Because else people on a Taiwanese hand puppeteering message board will accuse you of having sour-grapes-syndrom

girlDog
girlDog

@Fried_Sushi
I can go to casinos. i have an atv and a boat, im scared of flying. And i can hire hookers to come hang out on my boat and fuck me

so i guess i live like that man

LIVIN THE DREAM BOYS

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Fried_Sushi
Nothing. It doesn't suit me.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Buy some ethereum

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Sir_Gallonhead
He doesn't play poker hough. He sponsors other people to play for him and gets a share of their winnings.

JunkTop
JunkTop

this guy is an embarrassment

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Have your dad give you 99 millions and turn them into 100 millions

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I want money, not anything near that pathetic eternal teenage-clinging lifestyle.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@RumChicken
notch got 2 billion. double the salt

Illusionz
Illusionz

5'9

Supergrass
Supergrass

Coke. I would do lots of coke.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Be such a loser that you hire prostitutes to just hang out with you all the time
Have no real friends
Have no real skills or job so you play amateur poker against non-professionals because you aren't even very good at that
Blow more and more of your trust fund on extravagant partying in order to escape crippling loneliness

No, I'd rather not.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Friendly reminder that this faggot paid one million dollars to play in a movie but got cut out in the end.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/actor-sues-lone-survivor-producers-616876

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Fried_Sushi
nothing, hes probably going to commit suicide.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@VisualMaster
Not really. I mean, maybe he's having a fantastic time right now, and I definitely want to do cool shit like travel and learn to fly a helicopter and water ski, etc. But he's desperate to show off and gain validation gleaned through viewcounrts and a sad hunger to imitate by idiots like you.

Also, all those bimbos and models are likely all paid to pose in those pictures with him. It's not like he has a loyal troupe following HIM everywhere. Its the money they're after.

So he probably does feel empty on the inside. Once he runs out of new things to distract himself with, what's really left?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Dan Bilzerian has loads of money and a terrific lifestyle, do you realize how gullible, meek, and shallow women are? I am not even rich and women still follow me around (albeit a different caliber of women than his).

Hanging out with Dan Bilzerian ensures that they will gain attention and probably be treated to wonderful experiences. He doesn't have to pay them, don't be dumb.

In any case, I'd probably do exactly what he does. I'd be buying real estate, companies, and other sources of passive income. Growing my wealth. Enjoying it with lavish trips around the world, and banging a ton of chicks. I'd also probably drop my girlfriend and raise my son by myself.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TalkBomber
LOL

What a faggot. They didn't want him or his money.

idontknow
idontknow

@Fried_Sushi
Nothing. I spent my adolecence in this "partying, travelling with friends to Marbella, etc." and it is incredibly unsatisfying. I'm just glad I managed to get into a good uni and do well or else I would have regretted those years.

Techpill
Techpill

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/i-tried-living-like-dan-bilzerian-and-realised-what-his-problem-is

i know
vice
but read it anyway

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Techpill
That was actually ok. It was written kind of sarcastically and I get the feeling the the writer is at least a little depressed, but who isn't? Only thing that annoyed me is that he was a pussy when it came to guns, but whatever.

Also lol that he used advertising to barter for stripper photos and jet runway photos.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@King_Martha
Get the fuck out. Elon musk is beta cuck #1. Richard is OK.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@happy_sad
leftist propaganda
lol no

If Dan doesn't feel empty in his life for living the lifestyle he does, it's because he's a vapid consumerist whore devoid of any creativity or inner drive for accomplishment. He's never accomplished anything; he'll be forgotten shortly after he dies/stops attention-whoring.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Deadlyinx
Probably, with that -ian last name.

girlDog
girlDog

@Deadlyinx
According to his wiki page, yes.

massdebater
massdebater

@Techpill
aside from the
noguns
this dude totally nailed why it sucks to be Dan Bilzerian.

Dan really is the embodiment of a 13-year-old's fantastical view of what it's like to be an adult. The problem is, nothing on Bilzerian's insta is unique or anything other than skin-deep, so you get the sense that either his life is a vapid cesspool of degeneracy and Dan just doesn't realize it, or even worse, that he's fully aware of how shallow and ultimately pointless his existence is, and he just can't figure out how to stop it for whatever reason.

Bottom line, the dude is a mooch; he took his dad's money, he profits off of other people's poker skills, he whores out his social media fame for money, and leads an extremely shallow life devoid of deep human connections or any real accomplishment. That's a really depressing way to go through life, when you stop to think about it.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@massdebater
I agree completely. Noguns annoyed me too, but other than that it felt really accurate.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@massdebater
@JunkTop
That said, sometimes I wish I could let go of all my stupid introspection and questions and just live a hedonistic or bacchanalian lifestyle and fuck Bitches and drink and party, so I do see the appeal.

I guess we're all just cut out for different things in life.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BunnyJinx
I did it for a while, it gets old fast. I'd rather build a legacy that will last.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Fried_Sushi
Nothing.

Can I just drive that little buggy though? That looks like fun.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@BunnyJinx

live a hedonistic or bacchanalian lifestyle and fuck Bitches and drink and party

Yeah we all do, but not for eternity. Men and women find old party people pathetic and dumb. Look at losers like Charlie Sheen for example.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Nojokur
a smooth 2.2 billion. Double.2 the salt.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@RumChicken

market volatility and warlords
somalia

Stick to your day job.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@happy_sad
getting married is leftist propaganda
That reminds of the time a nazi said that only leftists use violence.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@massdebater

He prob got a small dick too.

Lots of the gun psychopaths are small dicked.

Methshot
Methshot

@Techpill
I chuckled a few times, but the anti-gun cuck thing just really deflates it all. It's the same thing on Reddit: there are funny, witty people on that site, but the amount of fucking self-deprecating humor and bullshit beta "oh I'll never get a girlfriend, I don't know how to talk to girls" is just irritating. I hate men who don't respect themselves. The guy who wrote that is one of those men.

TechHater
TechHater

@Techpill

The writer is
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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Bidwell
You cunts seriously belive that?
He is considered fish compared to todays poker pros.
Thats the biggest BS that Dan is great poker player, I would bet my life if he sits with some of top10players and play for 5days he would go broke.
Normaly he learned to play to that game after many years and with that amount of money but he is not some Tom Dwan or Isildur or some poor guy that got the millions while playing poker.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Fried_Sushi
hanging out with niggers
I'll pass, thanks.

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