I got 170$, what stocks do I buy to become le millionaire?

RumChicken
RumChicken

I got 170$, what stocks do I buy to become le millionaire?

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RumChicken
ok maybe not millionaire, but get up to 300$ in a week or 2 at most.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Buy and hold KNPD

Profits will come hard and fast

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@RumChicken
"Hey guys, I want 200% returns in a week or two at most."

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@GoogleCat
Any other way to turn it into 300$?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Boy_vs_Girl
Go yard sale hunting and resell for profit.

girlDog
girlDog

NXTD then sit on it for a couple of weeks

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

NXTD

5mileys
5mileys

@RumChicken
YOu won't make that much money that quickly with stock investments my boy. Not unless you can see into the future.

Go buy some shit IRL for cheap and resell it or invest in tools and go make a living mowing lawns. If you can't make at least $500 in two weeks doing that then idfk what to tell you

Playboyize
Playboyize

@5mileys
The average pay here in Serbia is 350$, I would be lucky if i made 300$ working in a call center all month for 9h a day. What do you think, for how much can i sell this fountain i made?

SniperWish
SniperWish

You could start by purchasing one contract of a high beta option on a cheap stock

But then again if you don't already have a brokerage account there's no way you will even be approved to buy or sell options with $170 to your name

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Playboyize
Why not just wait for the inevitable fight against Islam? I'm sure your skills will be required then.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Playboyize
Black market arms trade. Buy bulk 9mm ammo and sell piecemeal for profit. I'm sure there are people around you that will purchase.

You're there, not in the USA. Make and take advantage

WebTool
WebTool

@Playboyize
So if you were in America you could lo lie probably get 600+ for that.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@RumChicken
You'll ne milionnaire tomorrow if you follow what i say :
go to the bank
change all your money for indonesian rupiah
congratulations you're a multi-millionaire

Numbers don't mean shit if you have a million dollars in serbia you're way richer than if you have the same amount in the USA

If you want to get rich, learn a western european language and do freelance work for them from home. If you get minimum wage there it'll be twice serbian minimum wage.
Live on serbian minimum wage and invest the rest of your pay

Firespawn
Firespawn

ceru

get in before its too late

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Firespawn

ceru is going to plummet tomorrow when everyone sells to lock in gainz

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@PurpleCharger
Profits will come hard and fast
lol. that's the rumor all right

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RumChicken
buy TRUMPS

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@RumChicken
Easy. You buy The Overnight Supersystem for $19.99. It was specifically written for people trying to turn $150 into $1,000+ in 4 days. It has a 100% success rate, just listen to these customer testimonials.

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Spazyfool
fantastic, just what OP needs

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Get a pair of these

You can easily make $300 a week if you're willing to work a few hours a day.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Spazyfool
What is this "t." stuff I've been seeing on Veeky Forums as of late? Did I miss something? Could you explain it to me?

Thanks.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Buy library coin LBC

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Spazyfool
mods?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Dreamworx
If you're interested let me know. The great thing about it is, once you turn your $150 into $1,000 (or more!) you can then turn your $1,000 into $15,000 and so on.

It's a guaranteed free money system that has never failed. I'm surprised more people on Veeky Forums haven't talked about how they got rich from it.

girlDog
girlDog

@Gigastrength
How is this not a scam

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Nude_Bikergirl
Finnish meme

Lurk /int/

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@RumChicken
@VisualMaster
If you're dumb enough to be seeking 100% returns, on a value not even worth investing, in less than 2 weeks, then you're dumb enough to fuck up buying stocks and investing in other ways and shouldn't be anywhere near trading stocks.

Spend that $170 on basic accounting education and books.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@RumChicken
Send me $20 and I'll turn it into $200, returning $100 to you.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@girlDog
Bro I thought the same thing when I first authored The Overnight Supersystem. The thing is, it's not a scam because the money's always been out there you just have to know how to get it. Try the system risk free and see if it doesn't work for you.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@WebTool
Ill sell it for like 300 on Ebay then

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Spazyfool
satan pls

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Spazyfool
Basic accounting says you're a dumas HAHAHA

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member
Is his first name Alexander?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Spread your cheeks son, it's the only way.

girlDog
girlDog

@RumChicken
keep it in the bank and continue saving

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@CouchChiller
not even memeing but this. Seriously isn't it pretty much guaranteed to hit $1 within the next few months?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Boy_vs_Girl
Give some guy $170 to let you suck his dick for $300

Basic fucking science

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