Dollar Shave Club sells for $1 BILLION

Soft_member
Soft_member

Not bad for a "little business" that sells razors on the internet....

http://fortune.com/2016/07/19/unilever-buys-dollar-shave-club-for-1-billion/

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http://fortune.com/2016/07/19/unilever-buys-dollar-shave-club-for-1-billion/
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Men-s-Safety-Handheld-Manual-Shaver-Double-Edge-Safety-Razor-Blade-Box-M0144/32610186101.html
http://www.dorcousa.com/
viagrandad
viagrandad

]People are so fucking retarded nowadays

JUST BUY A FUCKING DOUBLE EDGE RAZOR AND SOME BLADES YOU FUCKING PLEB

w8t4u
w8t4u

@viagrandad
Yep. You can easily shave your face for years with $10 this way. I also find the shave to be closer. Don't know why we ever stopped using these.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@viagrandad
shaving is for manlet numales that cant grow enough facial hair to have an attractive trimmed beard

Inmate
Inmate

@w8t4u

Gillette ran an amazing advertising campaign that pretty much brainwashed an entire generation into thinking that they weren't cool and hip if they weren't shaving with cartridge razers.

The modern day equivalent would be Apple

Gillette is owned by P&G now, but they're still one of the few companies in the world that run ad campaigns against themselves because they compete against their own products.

Double edge shaving is still prominent in third world countries, like India, but P&G is trying as hard as possible to get them to switch to cartridge razers, by running that same ad campaign against their own products.

idontknow
idontknow

@iluvmen
being a hipster lumbersexual cocksucker
ISHYGDDT

Snarelure
Snarelure

@viagrandad
JUST BUY A FUCKING DOUBLE EDGE RAZOR AND SOME BLADES YOU FUCKING PLEB
I have to second this. $5 metal DE razor and $10 200 blades. For reference a pack of gillette cartridges costs like $50 here.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@viagrandad
JUST BUY A FUCKING DOUBLE EDGE RAZOR AND SOME BLADES YOU FUCKING PLEB
I have to second this. $5 metal DE razor and $10 200 blades. For reference a pack of gillette cartridges costs like $50 here.

And this is why none of you is worth $1 billion and never will be.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@iluvmen

Facial hair is literally the calling card of hipster faggots who have never spent a night in the woods

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Men-s-Safety-Handheld-Manual-Shaver-Double-Edge-Safety-Razor-Blade-Box-M0144/32610186101.html

I wouldn't buy a chink razors though.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@iluvmen
short
can't grow a good looking beard
Why did you feel the need to get rude?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Soft_member
Compare it to any big razor companies and it's pretty small.

Impressed though.

idontknow
idontknow

@BunnyJinx

Where do you think that every other razor is made?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Soft_member
young people are low test and can't grow beards
cottage industry springs up about celebrating beards as a symbol of masculinity for men with normal test, but whose wives fuck black men
but now you're a man because you bought a cool razor
1 billion dollar valuations
market "fundamentals"

the chinese are going to eat us alive

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Boy_vs_Girl

Buy out the competition early. Plus they get access to a large monthly customer base

This was more than enough money for him to jump ship but he still keeps his job

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Skullbone
it's pretty easy to buy out competition with ZIRP

w8t4u
w8t4u

@idontknow
I mean I wouldn't buy chink razor blades.I wouldn't risk putting something on my face that has a high chance of breaking skin. I don't need flesh eating bacteria oniichan.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@w8t4u
Or you could just learn how to shave your face properly.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Skullbone
I use it for my legs, I'm not perfect and it happens.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@TreeEater
Seek therapy and medication.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

So, whats the point of this club?
Why not buy cheap razors for a similar price and quality at every supermarket?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Fried_Sushi
You can't. It's like $8 per cartridge at any store. Shit is the biggest meme scam ever. You can also buy the shit they sell you from dollarshaveclub here http://www.dorcousa.com/ .

Just use a safety razor, after the first couple of initial shaves you'll be fine.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Sir_Gallonhead
u wot

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Inmate

apple is nothing like gillette

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

The blades for a double edge saftey razor is so much cheaper . You could literally buy hundreds on Amazon for 12.00. And I buy a pack of 10 for less than 2 dollars and use a razor a week. Fuck that "dollar shaving club"

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I like shekel shave club.

muh double sided safety razor

Women don't like those. My gf and I both use the DSC razors. Also I like the shave butter and I like when they give me free samples.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Soft_member
not buying 1 good straight edge

Methnerd
Methnerd

@kizzmybutt
Women don't like to use those? My wife wouldn't use it. Which I understand takes a minute to get use to and get a perfect shave. I like it though. I make my own shave oil too and works wonders. I generally don't spend a lot of money shaving

King_Martha
King_Martha

@viagrandad

So much this.

The older I get the more it seems like getting rich is just finding a quick way to appeal to human stupidity.

Which then leads me to the conclusion that the majority of humanity is just chaff, simple, followers, cogs in the wheel.

Which makes me have a sad.

And then I go make $.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Money laundering you retards.

massdebater
massdebater

@w8t4u

So I say again, where do you think every other razor blade is made?

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