What do I need to do to guarantee a salary of 1 million a year for the rest of...

massdebater
massdebater

What do I need to do to guarantee a salary of 1 million a year for the rest of my life. I don't care about logistics just answer the question at face value please

Inmate
Inmate

@massdebater
Start a business
Or be Jewish

hairygrape
hairygrape

Suck a million dicks a year at $1 a pop

Playboyize
Playboyize

Get tons of Stocks with high-paying dividends.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@massdebater
Charisma is the key to success. The problem is that nobody knows if it's attainable or comes from birth. Which brings me down to the Philosophucal question of wether a man is born or made, which makes me go directly back to /lit/.

Emberburn
Emberburn

guarantee a salary [...] for the rest of my life
Ayy lmao

SniperWish
SniperWish

Get into politics and sell government secrets to their enemies.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@massdebater
don't care about logistics
Enjoy staying poor

Spamalot
Spamalot

@massdebater
Chelsea Clinton is getting $600000 a year from some media company ( i forgot). Point being, be born in to, 2nd and harder option is to invent something and sell it, lease it, rent it, commission it whatever. 3rd option, Wharton MBA that climbed his way through the ranks at a fortune 500 and is now some kind of C__

Playboyize
Playboyize

Invest a few hundred million in cash producing assets like rentals.

Boom, done.

Techpill
Techpill

@massdebater
Buy $25 Million dollars with of SO (or other dividend stocks).

That's a guaranteed 1M a year. For the rest of your life. 50+ years. And it would increase every year. Not a bad deal honestly.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@massdebater
guarantee 1 million for the rest of my life

well, you are going to need to start with 50 million there buddy.

better get sucking those cocks.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Gigastrength

Philosophucal question of wether a man is born or made
I think it's a little bit of both. Nurture and nature. I know that willpower is at least part genetic. Check out the marshmallow test.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Techpill
Have 25+ million in an index fund

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@massdebater
Hard work, intelligence, and a little bit of luck, Op.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stark_Naked
Actually a lot more than this but hey, if you have 25mil invested, the capital income would let you have a lot of time to do other shit

girlDog
girlDog

@massdebater
Move to Corea.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@massdebater
Follow the Rimbaud way, unironically sell stuff in Africa

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@massdebater
Talk to McDoonald's
Become owner
Make money

RavySnake
RavySnake

@massdebater
Gather about 1 billion dollars in liquid assets and dump it into the usual funds.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@massdebater
buy trumps

iluvmen
iluvmen

find some way to get one millions dollars per year

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

get two jobs as a chef at wendys

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