How do I advertise my ebook?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

is Veeky Forums a good place to advertise?

would y'all give me your money?

only one person bought it and i think it won't sell any more

i'm so depressed

i just wanted to make money

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01ILEQBZY
http://imgur.com/a/DloDh
https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO/ref=pd_sim_sbs_351_1?ie=UTF8&dpID=51f%2BcNHRVOL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_UX300_PJku-sticker-v7%2CTopRight%2C0%2C-50_OU01_AC_UL160_SR114%2C160_&psc=1&refRID=MWHMHQA7GQV39A8SR3MD#navbar
Methnerd
Methnerd

what's the ebook about

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

It is a short erotic story with a tone of religious hope.

maybe there's a religious board on Veeky Forums? Would they like it?

here is the link

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01ILEQBZY

I'm just frustrated because it's not doing good at all. And I took the time to wrote it. What am I doing wrong?

I mean no one's bought it so how would they know it's good or bad? I lowered the price and it still didn't sell more than one

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

collect 100 funny pictures of gorillas eating fruit and i will pay you $10 in btc or amazon gc (srs if your really bored and want to make some stupid money find some pics and ill actually pay)

Firespawn
Firespawn

no I only have two gorilla pictures and i'm too lazy to get more.

i had actually created a subreddit about gorillas eating but no one subscribed and my post only got one other upvote. it was the tomato one. the banana one got an upvote but it also got a downvote so it was just at one karma.

didn't really work out.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Firespawn
I guess you want to stay poor then mate. I'll just have pajeet collect some pictures for me

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Is this thread satire
I honestly can't tell

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

i thought my hard work had value. only one person thought so.

my beautiful book isn't even worth 35 cents of profit? no one buys

i feel like a fool, NO DIGNITY

i have to collect gorilla pictures to make a living?

i wanted to make art. but i also wanted to make money

no money :(

TechHater
TechHater

@LuckyDusty
you need to sell over 28 books at $0.35 profit each to get the $10 you would have from the gorilla picture collecting

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Firespawn
post the banana one

whereismyname
whereismyname

@PackManBrainlure
You need advertising.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

http://imgur.com/a/DloDh

1FGhfnFBF2AuP8YUVsfjRPbxqDbFoPWaNM

askme
askme

I bought your faggot book since it was only a dollar and probably worth the laugh me and this place will recieve when i screenshot a page or 2

idontknow
idontknow

okay just saying i did upload the 100 image gorilla album and the links are up there i better get my 10 dollars

Techpill
Techpill

@idontknow
Some of those pictures aren't gorillas eating unless you're implying a gorilla ate a baby. 3/10 step it up pajeet.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I can tell op has been gifted in the fine art of literature. A modern day Shakespeare if you will

Emberburn
Emberburn

of course it ate a baby, it's a gorilla

what's it gonna do? play shuffleboard with it and then be like "aight m8 i'll see ya later i gotta head to work soon i got the night shift today" and then the baby's like "ight homeboi i'll catch ya on the upside ya digg" no it's a fucking gorilla it ate the baby

Flameblow
Flameblow

What did op mean by this?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

jesus christ you asshole don't upload the entire frickin book that's a violation of amazon copyright

and i'm still waiting on my bitcoin

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Sharpcharm
@Flameblow
Haha holy shit. This truly is Chris Chan tier writing.

@BlogWobbles
Dont get mad. His memes will make you a millionaire gorilla man.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@BlogWobbles
Good luck getting a dmca takedown on a Chinese cartoon board for your shitty dinosaur erotica faggot.

Is the main dinosaur your shitty self insert?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

It is based on a true story.

My friend was actual a dinosaur who went through something similar. And then he found God. (or I guess God found him)

I do hope the person who offered money for the gorilla album does fulfill their promise. It would break my heart if they didn't. My heart really can't take such pain.

Funny how one gorilla album is worth 28 copies of my book.

Spamalot
Spamalot

this is one of the best Veeky Forums threads of all time

farquit
farquit

@whereismyname
Advertising? What do you mean?

5mileys
5mileys

I still can't tell if this is a joke.

Chapter 1
Joshua's story begins with him coming out of his mother's dinosaur vagina

askme
askme

@Carnalpleasure
hey you where's my money

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

so you fucking lied to me

ok that's cool

Emberfire
Emberfire

I guess good business is taking services and not paying for them.

hoe

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Firespawn
An erotic novel with religious overtones, and a subreddit about two gorilla's eating fruit. Would love to see where you go next.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@PackManBrainlure
lmao there's another dinosaur porn novel in the related shit
https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO/ref=pd_sim_sbs_351_1?ie=UTF8&dpID=51f%2BcNHRVOL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_UX300_PJku-sticker-v7%2CTopRight%2C0%2C-50_OU01_AC_UL160_SR114%2C160_&psc=1&refRID=MWHMHQA7GQV39A8SR3MD#navbar

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

i will collect 200 gorilla pictures fo $5

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@CouchChiller
250 for 100 pesos

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Fuck this shit the value's going down.

I got hustled

Fuck me.

It's horseshit is what it is.

Now this dude has my gorilla images and I have no bitcoin. How do you explain that?

I pour my heart and soul into art, but no one respects me. #tragedy

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BinaryMan
randomly using "dinosaur" as an adjective every now and then
it's pretty good desu, the preview pages on amazon don't do it justice
also post it on /lit/

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I posted on /lit/ and they told me to fuck off. They said rude words like "hack"

the dan brown reading bastards. THEY'RE the hacks.

The da vinci code? more like the STUPID code. the bastards. FUCK EM

Nojokur
Nojokur

Ok ok, i have a proposal, 100 gorilla *GIFS* for 20 dollars

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Stupidasole
Post it every day for at least a month. You don't know the true power of meme magic.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

yo if you want to help a friend then leave a review saying you jizzed in your pants

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Nojokur
I could only find one gorilla gif.

I would make more money jerking off on camera with this pay rate. supply and demand, remember? they're business terms (money)

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Illusionz
Meme magic + samefagging?

i think we have something going here

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BinaryMan
14 pages of non-spell checked drivel
art

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Dreamworx
the supply is extremely limited but the demand is also next to non existant

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

i fixed the typos in the screenshots of my art that the person posted.

funny how you call out my typos and say shit like "non-spell checked" lmao

non-spell isn't a word. that's non-sense. (unlike my beautiful art)

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Nude_Bikergirl
for gorilla gifs maybe

demand for gorilla photos is so high that the dude hustled me for it.

i even threw a gif in there too. just goes to show you, you gotta be a snake to succeed in business

Inmate
Inmate

@cum2soon
Be honest with yourself, you botched the job. There's a squirrel, an orang-utang and a guy in a suit in there, and most of them aren't eating fruit but just branches and bamboo and shit.

idontknow
idontknow

bamboos a fruit.

what's a squirrel? Is that a type of gorilla?

likme
likme

in the future make the dinosaurs anthro, find a niche fetish like macro hyper cock vore, and post it on fur affinity

you'll have to up your writing quality massively if you want people to pay though

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme
I know some of these words

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@idontknow
bamboos a fruit.
BULL SHIT

Methshot
Methshot

@TurtleCat
I'll do it.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methshot
i already did it you fag

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@BinaryMan
Start a Patreon. I will give you $10 a month to keep making dinosaur porn.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@hairygrape
furaffinity.net, start there

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Burnblaze
Why don't you start a Patreon about how much of a fag you are.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@CouchChiller
Sage

OP is a faggot troll.

I was gonna give you ten bucks a month to write dino porn but now I feel like I should leave you be))).

t. :D

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BinaryMan
if you wanna help then you could just by my beautiful book and leave a review

sorry for calling you a fag, that stupid bitch motherfucker made me collect gorilla pictures.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BinaryMan
it had me upset

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

"nigger"

likme
likme

I love this thread

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