Walmart

hairygrape
hairygrape

Walmart

Playboyize
Playboyize

@hairygrape

fuk ye

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@hairygrape
GAP

Snarelure
Snarelure

@hairygrape
I unironically love this company.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@hairygrape
I wish they'd get rid of all cashiers and use kiosks only. I hate dealing with the mouth breathers that work there and I can ring up my own shit faster.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@hairygrape
Wherever they build one, niggers appear.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methnerd
unknown object on bagging area

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TreeEater
Wherever they build one, white trash appear.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Carnalpleasure
REEEEEEEE THE GOD DAMN JEWS KEEP TRYING TO MAKE ME SCAN THE SAME OBJECT TWICE

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Carnalpleasure
he doesn't know how to hack the self checkout to get free shit

2016

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@CouchChiller
I'll bite. How?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@CouchChiller
damn dirty thief

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@PurpleCharger
Whenever I use the kiosks I might "forget" to ring a couple of things up. Pretty sure wally world won't miss it.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@PurpleCharger
well. i choose "dont bag this item"
leave that on the screen for the next thing, prefereably the same item, *buying multiple cerelas? coffe? then hit it after word it will beep, make sure ur not being scrutinized and u have plausible deniablity.
the worse that could happen is someone confronts u and u play dumb. the way i see it , walmart has more than enough money , and has factored in losses like that , so its more of a barter system than actual theft. they'd rather i come there and buy some things than go somewhere else anyways.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TurtleCat
*not barter , but "haggle"
anyways u gotta be reasonable , you know?
but i pay what i think is fair for the shit i get.
if they let me out the store with it , and they have it on their books to accept that sort of loss, while at the same time making massive ungodly profits while putting mom and pops out of business , hey man, it is wut it is , gotta get it how you live. anyways i've probably saved hundreds of dollars, over time. maybe even a thousand. but im not recommending u do this unless u are in need ofc.
i mean its not like they have a charity program, where they give food based on need. which they absolutely could if they weren't such greedy cunts.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TurtleCat

As someone who works on Self Service Checkouts at Walmart, I can tell you you're right.

Walmart don't give a shit about lost inventory. We're a multi-billion dollar industry. Your free cereal packet does not register.

However, stuff that beeps will get your noticed. Clothes and electronics being taken out the door will alert staff and have your prosecuted.

Enjoy.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RumChicken
Food doesn't set off the alarm?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@eGremlin
It does, but employees check your basket for stolen electronics. They don't agressively scan carts to see if you have an extra box of cereal in there.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Illusionz
Yeah but they check your receipt

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

A family member accidently stole a fishing rod from walmart a while back.

go to walmart to buy fishing rod
decide to get 2
brings them to checkout
leans one against counter, holds barcode tag for the other one out so checkout girl can scan it
completely forgets about the second pole and it doesnt get scanned
pays, unconsciously picks up both rods and walks out
alarm goes off as he walks through exit
he hands the receipt to the person that comes up
quick glimpse at it, marks off with highlighter, lets him go on his way

didn't notice he stole the rod until he got home and started rigging them up

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Soft_member
They check the receipt to see if the pricey items on there match whats in the basket. They dont look at it for more than 5 seconds. As long as you have a distracting item, like a $15+ item in your basket, they will check to see if thats not being stolen. Not the extra box of $1 cereal.
The only way you could fuck it up is if you bought one box of cereal the right way and then tried to walk out with like 10 extra boxes that arent even on your receipt.

takes2long
takes2long

@Fuzzy_Logic
Ex's stepdad stole a 50in tv and $400 swimming pool. Apparently those don't set the alarms off. I actually watched him do it and couldn't believe it.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I work there

@Fuzzy_Logic
My friend stole a lot of games last Christmas
big crowd around the electronics register
there's a Christmas gift bag with a bunch of ps4 games
he grabs it and nobody says anything as we walk out

You can also save an edited html of the store's page and say it says there's a discount online and show it to the cashier

Snarelure
Snarelure

A giant corporation on government assistance.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@happy_sad
You can also save an edited html of the store's page and say it says there's a discount online and show it to the cashier
Does that work for electronics or are they more likely to check for that?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Major franchises are a cancerous meme.

Nojokur
Nojokur

K-Mart

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nojokur
home.

at least before i fucked errythang up.

farquit
farquit

@SniperWish
I've only worked there a day. I don't think electronics would make a difference. It would just depend on who you're dealing with and if they trust your phone without checking theirs

My mom bought a heavily discounted printer that way (it was actually discounted) and the guy didn't feel the need to check anything beyond her phone

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@VisualMaster
What is that supposed to mean

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Stop being fucking niggers
Shop at Target instead. Only whites and asians.

5mileys
5mileys

@farquit
Nice, thanks man.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

10 year club, just got home from work

Apparently a guy literally just walked off with a 55 inch tv at my first store, the alarms went off and everyone around thought "oh, there's no way he would casually walk out if he didn't pay for it".

The cool thing is you can work your way up to corporate, but the bad thing is how heavily corporate relies on office drama bullshit.

I can't be bothered to look up who said it, but the "small" store I was at was making """only""" $1.89 mil net profit a month, no one cares about you lifting an extra box of cereal or one of those tabloid magazines, and the only reason we care about electronics is because corporate shits on everyone when that happens, and clothes because they get lifted more than plates at World Gym.

Emberburn
Emberburn

I miss /b/ coupon s. I remember I used to come out with a bag filled with beef jerky for $20 worth about $80+. Too bad all the idiots used to make coupons for electronics and abuse the hell outta them, now none of them work anymore.

Fuck greedy idiots ruining it for everyone else.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Illusionz
When I go shopping I put 3 milks in my cart and only ring up one at the register. If the cashier doesn't see cart i get 2 milks free. If not I'm like sorry senpai

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Emberburn

Hey, faggot, you are one of the greedy idiots using fake coupons to buy shit.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@GoogleCat
How the fuck would that ever work?, wouldn't the alarm just go off and they'd check your receipt?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

is it true that they start each shift with a pep rally where they have to sing wal-mart's corporate anthem?

idontknow
idontknow

@Dreamworx
Do you really fucking think everything has a sensor tag on it?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@idontknow
so you're saying someone can just walk out with a mars bar in their pocket?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Methnerd
ill do shit people get paid to do for free
faggots like you are why we pump our own gas now

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Gigastrength
Crippled child detected

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@lostmypassword
they may have put plastic in mars bars but they've yet to put an rfid in one.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@happy_sad
back when walmart started price matching online I got a PS4 and wii u bundle for $100 by making a fake 3rd party listing on amazon

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@happy_sad

You don't look very proud, Pedro

5mileys
5mileys

@Gigastrength

are you 74 years old? I'm glad we pump our own gas, just another unwanted middle man holding me up. I bet they expected a tip too

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@RumChicken
we
lmao

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@happy_sad
"Proud Walmart Associate"
LOL.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Wal Mart
there are at maximum 4 walls

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@CouchChiller
@PurpleCharger

I actually do know a trick to ring up baked goods at a lower price

on the reduced baked goods there will be a yellow bar code, now you want to smudge this so it wont work. when you ring it up it will ask you to enter in the number on the tag, the last few numbers will be the price and you can substitute whatever you please

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Methnerd

error cashier needed
cashier needed for ID

bagging your own groceries

I'm sorry, I thought this was America?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@happy_sad

So he stole an empty gift bag?

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