/csgog/: Counter Strike Global Offensive

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csgobackpack.net
gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: csgohelp.com/autoexec
HUD: spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>How to git gud
Do this EVERY DAY: youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs (embed)
Watch this EVERY DAY: youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU (embed)

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q (embed)

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anime

Reminder to flush yourself.

>play pug
>do good
>team does bad
>lose

rate my video

youtube.com/watch?v=2i6zo-_hL1s

>mfw people in this thread are actually doubting
>yfw no face

Where do I find teammates? I don't have enough friends on a similiar level

/r/recruitcs

cute boys

I don't want reddit teammates

>csgog teammates
hope you enjoy hackers and underaged memelord micspammers

Krimz trying to be olof and make wt his support, seemed like to me.
Not sure if that will work out, they should stick to rifles. let jw awp when he feels like it. they are all very solid riflers.

Thanks for reading my autist rant. Please rate. I love you.

post sum hot dm trax

youtube.com/watch?v=QgCPwhzKjr4

youtube.com/watch?v=ZNQXHPqra7o

youtube.com/watch?v=6drOUeqEoT0

I never realized how bad JW actually is

holy shit that famas choke

I always thought JW is garbage, aside from the occasional flick

Can anyone tell me the name of the HUD this guy is using?
youtube.com/watch?v=YZTl4HoBX6w It was also posted last thread, but I really wanna find out what hud this is. I'd love to use it.

GOD

P I G E

too bad custom huds haven't worked in years

ummm sorry?

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idc this fat fuck lost 3 rounds doing stupid shit

My friend just captured this sick ace

youtube.com/watch?v=9iaL4AfUMos&feature=youtu.be

olof was the problem

ummm excuse me?

holy fuck kill yourself

jw is so bad

jw is so cute

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Sick wallhack ;)

It is 2007 again?

You motherfucker

jw is an absolute madman

ROLLIN' DOWN THE STREET
SMOKIN' INDO
SIPPIN' ON GIN & JUICE
LAIIIIIIIIIIIIDBACK
WITH MY MIND ON MY MONEY AND MY MONEY ON MY MIND

inb4 I see a webm of that dennis shot

-happy
-devil
+ex6tenz
+wun daps

LEBRON'D

K O B E
O
B
E

it's CURRY

woooooooooooooo ez skins

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Hello, reddit!

hi

Well I went all-in with my knife on envy and lost. Back to 0. Atleast I had a fun run having a knife for the first time on csgo, gonna buy another one once I get birthday money in a few weeks

>Envy coming back from losing to Fnatic
>gonna tryhard against Asstrails
Ez skins bois

please consider suicide you fucking denegerate

>trusting my skines on surrendering faggot baguettes

loool

>t. case opener
Nope, not gonna waste money on such a slim chance of getting something good. If fags like you only would realise that if you actually want a knife you shouldn't gamble on it and just buy it.

I'm waiting to see what I won
I hope it's your knife

>spending money (that isn't some you earned) on pixels in a video game
you're pathetic.

Lol. If you get a FT bayonet forest ddpat, it might be mine

What else should I spend it on? Dumbass

>implying I mean that I will bet on Envy

>What else should I spend it on? Dumbass
not him but it's pretty retarded to spend money on fucking aesthetic shit for a videogame
get some clothes, or music i don't fucking know spend the money on something useful ya dingus

I'm honestly considering never bothering again with the UMP as my poorfag weapon and just buying a 5-7 whenever I can't afford a rifle. Is there any reason not to?

>clothes
>implying I go outside
>music
who the fuck buys music

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>who the fuck buys music
productive members of our society who aren't underage
kill yourself degenerate

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Oh I will, don't worry

i know you will, i'm not worried dawg

ez skins

NRG got this right?

never bet on clown 9

When are they going to fix nuke?

not in an online bo3

Frogs BTFO.

>once I get birthday money in a few weeks

You have to be 18 or older to be here.

I'll actually be 19! Thanks.

>once I get birthday money
>underage
>not gonna waste money
>buys skine and bets them

lmao you can't make this shit up

that veto on whiteflag vs asstrails

easiest skip

>tfw 29 years old and still get birthday money

haha plebs

Nothing wrong with that. But the fact that he has to wait to buy something until then is a big underage flag.

I want Pansy to fart on my dick.

don't we all, user. don't we all...

Thanks for feeding the kikes @ valve.

what is the approved weeb weapons list?

default

CSGL fucking my income on this match wtf

This is to encourage people not to kick a player and use the bot. Valve made the MM bots as useless as it can be on purpose, so no matter how bad a player is (ok, unless he is not that bad) people wont want to kick him. Valve commented about this on reddit, but I dont remember where.

swag
Hiko
DaZeD
Skadoodle
n0thing

NA lost at least 2 majors thanks to SJWs.

Todey we well be pleyinhg CSJOE soloque to globel eleet..
Okey my team wus bad im legundairy eegul cya next time noe closur

it's not like people relied on bots to get frags in the first place. it's just suppose to sit in spawn until someone takes it.

>you will never have the awesome bots from Condition Zero again
>Maverick won't ever carry your shitter ass in MM

ska isn't banned tho

summit becomes more and more black each stream. why is that

tfw only bet shit skins so I don't get mad losing them

Oh god Pansy is streaming
MY

D
I
C
K

>in a post plant 3v3
>teammate starts typing in allchat to shittalk the other team
>gets shot while typing
>AWWHWHHH DUDE WHUT THUH FUUUUUCK HE'S MID
Guess the rank

>playing like shit for a while
>skill slowly slipping away with each death
>can barely spray
>start doing a bit of cardio before each game
>suddenly wun daping and spraying like an absolute madman
what the fuck is this magic

silver 2

lem

you'd think
nope, higher than that

there is literally nothing wrong with doing this

>come back from a vacation
>aim feels like shit
>tempted to change res to 4:3

who /silver/ here?

who /crippling depression and anxiety/ here?

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Accept it fast.