Thanks :*)

Snarelure
Snarelure

Order watch on Amazon
Call and say it never arrived
Free $400 watch

Thanks :*)

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SniperWish
SniperWish

They'll find out. Don't believe me just watch.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Snarelure
jail is not that fun op.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Snarelure
Delivery guy arrives
Sign papers
Call them never arrived
They call delivery service
Delivery service says it arrived and here are the signed documents
Get fined and account banned

Thanks OP.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
Well if the delivery guy said it was signed he must be right, huh? there's no possible way the box was empty(an employee error when packing/employee theft) OR the delivery guy stole it and signed himself, right?

Besides most don't require a signature. As if it does anything anyways

Spamalot
Spamalot

That's why selling on Amazon sucks. They favor the buyers too much

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Lord_Tryzalot
If if if if if if if if if if if if if mabe deliver guy theif okie doke signed self
Now you're commuting fraud and slander. That's actual jail time. Again, they can figure that out as well.
Also, signature can easily traced back to hand writing if you're not going to sign your own signature

Box was empty
Nope, all their inventory is recorded in their book sheets before sending it out.

You just seem like an underage faggot who has never worked in his life. Work and see how things are managed.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@SniperWish

HEY OH

Methshot
Methshot

@Snarelure
Are you baiting or are you just a complete idiot?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Bidwell
If if if if if if if if if if if if if mabe deliver guy theif okie doke signed self

I'm saying you can't really prove he didn't. And thus you're not going to get investigated or even convicted of fraud if there is any number of people who could have done it along the line.

They can't be like "Okay well we know that the shithead employee getting paid minimum wage in the packing area, working with very high volume to the point of it easy being able to make a mistake and the driver are GUARANTEED to not have stolen it, so it must be the customer!".

You just seem like an underage faggot who has never worked in his life. Work and see how things are managed.

I have done it already, that's why I'm posting about it.

Nope, all their inventory is recorded in their book sheets before sending it out.

Do you think that a MINIMUM WAGE TEMPORARY EMPLOYEE can't make mistakes and fuck up orders? you're so fucking dumb, Amazon is a multi billion dollar company, they're going to give their customer the benefit of the doubt every time

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Methshot
Explain how i'm an idiot?

I got a free laptop and a free watch from doing this. Explain how it's dumb to get those items for free

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Snarelure
this is Veeky Forums not /blackpersonbiz/

askme
askme

@Need_TLC
What's the difference?

Most of you guys are neets, this is highly beneficial to most of you.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Enjoy your ban OP

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Bidwell
Tell people how to save money and get some cool things
Everyone just gets buttmad

Why?

Is my thread really that much worse than all the shitty NEET threads on this board like "Buy ethereum", "How can i make a lot of money? i'm 17 years old, missing both my arms and have schizophrenia, pls help me"?

Techpill
Techpill

@hairygrape
Yours is worse because its illegal

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Techpill
Everything in life(In the western world) is illegal. Read pic related

http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2013/10/you-break-the-law-every-day-without-even-knowing-it.html

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Burnblaze
everything is illegal
sure is summer in here

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@RavySnake
Yeah totally unlike the excellent threads going on during non-summer

viagrandad
viagrandad

How about this, guys? I just thought of an idea to get a discount.

sign up for Amazon affiliate program on one account
click on the affiliate link on another
when you buy with Account B, Account A gets the commission
pocket Account As commission
This would work, right?

Inmate
Inmate

@viagrandad
I guess it could, but I don't think it's that signficiant and probably more limitations. I don't know anything about the affiliate program but I think there's gotta be something in place against that

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Inmate
True, I just looked it up and apparently Amazon has a small commission for that kind of stuff anyway.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Nice knowing you, OP

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methnerd
I've been stretching out my anus and rectum to store shanks and drugs.

I've been undergoing a heavy regime of wrestling(in the showers in order to acclimated to the typical environment) and boxing. I'm ready to do this, I've been preparing.

Emberfire
Emberfire

your a rat you feel better and self righteous but you have done nothing. they don't care he doesn't care nobody cares you care. i care that your a rat and i feel like you could do better

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberfire
I am enjoying my new watch, thanks for asking

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evilember
na bro enjoy it you earned it i meant to reply to that fuck who reported you what a little bitch

don get greedy tho

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@RavySnake
Oh thanks bro

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Emberfire
backpedaling this hard

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@SomethingNew
no

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Snarelure
yfw this still works.
yfw Pajeets are paid to sit around and press a refund button because your stuff 'didn't arrive'
yfw Amazon is LITERALLY fucking retarded.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Raving_Cute
Of course it does.

It'snot worth the trouble to them. Amazon is making bank and growing insanely, giving a poorfag like me a new watch occasionally doesn't bug them one bit.

girlDog
girlDog

does amazon still have the ebook return policy that was totally exploitable, that is, you could buy a ton of ebooks, copy the files, and refund your purchases within a week?

RavySnake
RavySnake

I ordered an iPhone 6 and it didn't arrive for a good 2 months and I told Amazon I never got it.

I got my money back
Arrives a week later

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@askme
the difference between Veeky Forums and /nig/?

most people in business try to make an honest living, and aren't subhuman degenerate scumbags.

What you're doing has nothing to do with Veeky Forums, you're just a fucking scammer, that's it, you're a low life loser that does this because you know you aren't worth anything to anyone.

please go back to /r/shoplifting , you fucking nigger.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Can confirm this works. I had a friend who use to do return fraud in college for supplies. After 2 no show orders they required a signature for all orders.

It works if you live in an apartment and they leave it on the porch, say it was stolen

eGremlin
eGremlin

@LuckyDusty
What do you think happens in Finance jobs?

Being a degenerate scumbag is part of business and this isn't anything compared to shit people do

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Snarelure
you are in a list just wait your turn faggot.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TurtleCat
Shh, let him pretend le black hat meme.

OC

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Methnerd
Amazon is a multi billion dollar company, they're going to give their customer the benefit of the doubt every time

This is how poorfag millennials actually think

My company started hiring a bunch of middle aged un-retirees for entry level shit bc my company is so sick of this faggot attitude. They'd actually rather have a drug addict than some loudmouth 1 year out of uni

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@New_Cliche

This

For fucks sakes eBay needs to start doing this, these college kids 60% of the time love shitting on you if you're doing better than them & will purposely let the scammer win.

Paypal is doing better I guess...

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Snarelure
You guys guys guys guys
I have a business idea

go to a store
pretend to shop around
look for where cameras could be
make sure youre not on camera
lift some stuff
come back later
return it say you lost receipt

ermahgerd sometimes they give you benefit of doubt and give you money
actually thinking I'm not a nigger

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Risking criminal charges over a $400 item

Damn, how poor are you OP?

farquit
farquit

Sell something
Buyer in Chicago
Cancel
Sell again
Buyer in Detroit MI
Cancel

This is what your bring on yourself OP

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Spazyfool
Sometimes
but it works everytime

@New_Cliche
wow nice you work for someone else. Really something to be proud of...

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Snarelure
I had a friend growing up who claimed he'd do the same thing for soccer shoes. Too funny.

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