yfw 78.5% the S&P500 crashes in 8 hours
Yfw 78.5% the S&P500 crashes in 8 hours
yfw GBP/USD to the moon, Nikkei and Oil crashing with no survivors
i'll bite the bait. What is your reasoning?
The market is closed until tomorrow morning
How can it crash in 8 hours?
Not everyone lives in your timezone bud.
But the market opens regardless of what timezone you live in.
implying the S&P isn't rigged as fuck
I mean if it did, I'm riding $UVXY to Saturn
WHAT DID YOU DO?
OP actually means that the stock exchange will go down 78.5% from bell to bell, not in literally 8 hours.
I hope it does
I want to buy on sale
The market the S&P indexes opens with the New York Stock Exchange which opens in 12.5 hours.
S&P magically opens earlier if you live somewhere else
I hope it crashes. I have 500 shares of UVXY. They would fly to the moon.
It can't go down that much because of trade restrictions.
I got drunk last night and when I woke up I realized I had invested €20 in a vanguard index fund.
I am the most boring drunk person ever.
GBP/USD to the moon
kek you fucking idiot.
You know $3000 is the minimum initial investment?
mfw /biz/'s anus is not ready yet
Bought S&P500 a while ago and made around 16% profit, should I close now and get ready to short?
Nothing wrong with locking in your profits
asking people on the internet what to do with your money
On the other hand it would be such a shame if it got to 1990 before friday
Do you want me to send it up a little bit from here?
late to the party again
LIAR! They are in the greens now! :(
Are you doubting my power, perhaps?
I even gave you an opportunity to get back in before on the rally, not my fault you like poverty ;^)
Should I short? SHOULD I SHORT?! damn you mysterious internet people and your cryptic ways. Wish I could trust random people on the internet :(
Should I short?
Who knows ;^)
Can you at least drop a hint as to how this is gonna happen?
Hey op market is about to close
why didn't s&p crash? Nothing happened.... again
The 3:00pm ramp stops for no man, machine, or deity. The algos are literally chasing after one another at 3:00pm until liquidity drops then they shut off.
mfw uso puts are deep in the money cuz oil crashing
It's been a healthy pullback so far.
But I'm excited/worried about the rest of the week. Quite an interesting way to start the month.
It literally went down like 5 points
You're welcome senpai
Not the ramp, heavy buying at 2168, you could literally hear the FED's presses around that level. But when so many buy stops get stoppd out at all time high during the fucking asian session, you know things are going south. The call on oil was a no brainer, cable might prove more tricky since we gotta wait until BOE's release
I've locked some profits on my ES short, will keep oil running, EUR looks very unhealthy as it is, will see what happens tomorrow.
Still, made today what indexfags do in one year ;^)
3x long to the moon
Are you rich yet kids?:^)
I sure am
S&P down almost 1% in two days
how did he know?
You missed my call on Cable and Oil ;^)
Yes dumbass, how do you think traders make money?
Stock market opens
See which stocks are going up and down
Travel to somewhere where stock market opens later
Buy the risers, short the fallers
He just did family, he just did.
Don't let out our secrets. Shutup