tfw so frugal I just met a complete stranger about being his roommate
Tfw so frugal I just met a complete stranger about being his roommate
Did you bring your kneepads?
I'm ballin nigga you blow me
tfw so frugal you turned an abandoned manhole into a sleeping area and used pales of sand to work out then using your muscles to seduce a librarian assistant who lets you live at the library so you can research and shitpost on the computers
Tfw steal splenda from McDonald's every visit
tfw i pickup and drink half drank alcoholic beverages at bars because i hate wasting money on alcohol
same, I dumpster dive too
tfw I scrape my sweat and let water evaporate so I can save on salt
tfw when i turn my headlights off at night to save money on my electricity bill
Well I'm so frugal I did your mom and she paid me in bitcoins
we got a winner guys everyone get outta here
Smart mom. I would get rid of those shitcoins too.
tfw im a veteran and can abuse government programs forever
tfw so frugal I steal napkins from fastfood joints and toilet paper from public bathrooms
A girl who I used to be interested in did this all the time. Shame really
Learn what a fucking comma is, you cunt
ruffied myself again lol ass hurts bad this time
Hungry for apples?
tfw Am living with a room mate and learns that I don't work allot and do nothing all day long.
Congrats, you played yourself
lmao. Is it sad that actually happened twice?
tfw so frugal I eat cat food mixed with rice for cheap protein and carbs
Its actually not that bad if you take the time to season it properly.