Tfw so frugal I just met a complete stranger about being his roommate

Soft_member
Soft_member

tfw so frugal I just met a complete stranger about being his roommate

farquit
farquit

@Soft_member
Did you bring your kneepads?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@farquit
I'm ballin nigga you blow me

massdebater
massdebater

tfw so frugal you turned an abandoned manhole into a sleeping area and used pales of sand to work out then using your muscles to seduce a librarian assistant who lets you live at the library so you can research and shitpost on the computers

Inmate
Inmate

@massdebater
My man

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Soft_member
Tfw steal splenda from McDonald's every visit

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Soft_member

tfw i pickup and drink half drank alcoholic beverages at bars because i hate wasting money on alcohol

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Deadlyinx
same, I dumpster dive too

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

tfw I scrape my sweat and let water evaporate so I can save on salt

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

tfw when i turn my headlights off at night to save money on my electricity bill

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Well I'm so frugal I did your mom and she paid me in bitcoins

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus

we got a winner guys everyone get outta here

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Ignoramus
Smart mom. I would get rid of those shitcoins too.

5mileys
5mileys

tfw im a veteran and can abuse government programs forever

Bidwell
Bidwell

tfw so frugal I steal napkins from fastfood joints and toilet paper from public bathrooms

TechHater
TechHater

@Inmate
Slow down!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Deadlyinx
A girl who I used to be interested in did this all the time. Shame really

askme
askme

@massdebater
Learn what a fucking comma is, you cunt

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Fried_Sushi
ruffied myself again lol ass hurts bad this time

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TechHater
Hungry for apples?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

tfw Am living with a room mate and learns that I don't work allot and do nothing all day long.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Raving_Cute
Congrats, you played yourself

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@King_Martha
lmao. Is it sad that actually happened twice?

King_Martha
King_Martha

tfw so frugal I eat cat food mixed with rice for cheap protein and carbs
Its actually not that bad if you take the time to season it properly.

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