Tfw so frugal I just met a complete stranger about being his roommate

>tfw so frugal I just met a complete stranger about being his roommate

Did you bring your kneepads?

I'm ballin nigga you blow me

>tfw so frugal you turned an abandoned manhole into a sleeping area and used pales of sand to work out then using your muscles to seduce a librarian assistant who lets you live at the library so you can research and shitpost on the computers

My man

>Tfw steal splenda from McDonald's every visit

>tfw i pickup and drink half drank alcoholic beverages at bars because i hate wasting money on alcohol

same, I dumpster dive too

>tfw I scrape my sweat and let water evaporate so I can save on salt

>tfw when i turn my headlights off at night to save money on my electricity bill

Well I'm so frugal I did your mom and she paid me in bitcoins

we got a winner guys everyone get outta here

Smart mom. I would get rid of those shitcoins too.

> tfw im a veteran and can abuse government programs forever

>tfw so frugal I steal napkins from fastfood joints and toilet paper from public bathrooms

Slow down!

A girl who I used to be interested in did this all the time. Shame really

Learn what a fucking comma is, you cunt

>ruffied myself again lol ass hurts bad this time

Hungry for apples?

>tfw Am living with a room mate and learns that I don't work allot and do nothing all day long.

Congrats, you played yourself

lmao. Is it sad that actually happened twice?

>tfw so frugal I eat cat food mixed with rice for cheap protein and carbs
Its actually not that bad if you take the time to season it properly.