Dota 2 - /d2g/

Lmao FNG is the worst player on that team.

>tfw no Team DK Dota team

Forced 50 doest exist breh.

>A shitty NA team lost to another shitty team

Can you stop spamming this shit already

How do we stop EG now that they got rid of RTZ?

>Secret lost to this

>win streak
>suddenly braindead retards in my team

Thenw hy does rtz have 75%~ winrate

>JUST
>TP
>OUT
Man, G must be kicking himself right now.

VP shouldn't get invites

Agree.
I also don't believe in evolution.

Hello fellow NA bulls.

>Still no president hero that will legalize hunting Aussie tourists
You gotta fix your SHIT game dotards.

HEY GUYS I GOT ROAR BACK UP AND 5 ENEMIES IN OUR BASE, LET'S GET ABADDON.

Because he plays against americans in pubs.

He started high.
There are no retards above 4k.
Just bad players.

JUST ULT THE ABBADON LMAo

FNG

WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS MANS HEAD

>Win streak
>Lose one game
>Play unranked until loss streak ends
>Play ranked again
>???

It's how I reached 6k mooglie booglie points.

do VP even know what aba ult does

HAHA, time to ult

isnt he the dude who said that he would be the first in line to do a missionary or something

GUYS

GUYS

LETS ULT ABBADON

if u are so bad you cant get above 4k u deserve the 'forced' 50 LOL

>Abaddon has 0 deaths

?

>Gyrocopter has DRUMS INSTEAD OF DRAGON LANCE
??????????????????????

>Tfw no drunk cop beating president

American politics are so fucking tame.

>cheating the system

Hey EG faggots you have 5 seconds to explain why you believe VP aren't throwing this game intentionally. Response must include a valid reason why they repeatedly initiate on Abaddon.

>FNG keeps using his ult on Abaddon

This shit HAS to be rigged.

QUICK GULAGITES
Show me your best draft
Mine is
>slark 1
>invoker 2
>wr 3
>lion 4
>dazzle 5

literally none can defeat that draft

HE DID IT AGAIN. THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN.

>FNG and G ult the abbadon
>blow load early
>call gg
Fuck this team.

>sumail sold all his items
lmao

there are three shit players on VP

can you guess who they are?

FNG agreed to kick two top tier players for G's trash friends.
He's obviously retarded, so it's reasonable to assume he'd be stupid enough to repeatedly ult Abaddon.

>ruskie scum thought they had a prayer against freedom

>EG actually won

it should be rigged at this point.

YOU CANT BE THIS BAD

>ULTING ABBADON

>Secret lost to this

Give me one reason to buy Drums over Dragon Lance on any agi hero /d2g/

fng, aloha, nofear.

>secret lost to this
You just can't make this shit up

Reminder VP is CIS and not EU

Virtus throw.
Fuck FNG

i can only really justify it on melee heroes i suppose, even then you're literally on buying it for the active

NAHAZ STOP TALKING

girls really are bad at dota

He's probably emailing PPD to take him back right now.

fng, g, nofear

alohadance was good when he played carry tho

But yoky is trash. unless he's in the offlane

Arteezy seems like such a cunt to play with

He's just shit

Imagine if they had a competent offlaner, you know, the one role that is severely lacking in good players regardless of the region. VP used to have such a player in DKphobos. Like, so many teams do that position change where someone takes offlane and ends up being mediocre because it's hard to shine from there.

Let's keep this shit going

>Secret lost to this

>What is axe
>What is ancient apparition

>Secret lost to this

YOU CANNOT I REPEAT YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY MAKE THIS SHIT UP

LITEARLLY TAKE ALL THE BEST WRITERS IN THE WORLD LOCK THEM IN A ROOM FOR 2 YEARS AND THEY STILL WONT BE ABLE TO MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Wow that was easy

>Secret lost to this

>MUH SEKRET LOST TO THIS LUL

Can you faggots fuck off? Literally nobody thinks Secret is a good team.

Secret lost to this

Shut up Lebanon

The best.

5 PERCENT MOVE SPEED

WHERE IS MY HATPEDIUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

but I'm norwegian

And people wanted it to be EG vs. Secret to fulfill some shitty weaboo anime fantasy.

Oh shit I made that wallpaper ebin

>nobody thinks secret is a good team

kys

Shut up Lebanon-copycat

>Secret lost to this

Well at least Arteezy and Universe thought so or they wouldn't have left EG or it

>pick Abaddon offlane
>win
>pick Abaddon support
>win

doturds?

dkphobos was the worst player from vp 2015, still cringe at his TI5 earthshaker performances
the real issue was kicking lil instead of yoky, plus fng is pretty bad in the offlane where he was a good support
Seriously hope yoky steps down and silent goes back to carry

>No RTZ in the picture yet Mason is included

Based

My draft is

Io
Tidehunter
Spectre
Lifestealer w/ aghs
Any 5th u want fammy.

I call it "haha time for teamfight!"

>expecting a compendium for a third world major
They can't even afford those garbage items the game gives you every once in a while

>secret losing is the biggest upset of the month
- purge, 11/05/2016

god i miss universe being on a good team
even if he did start to tank secret

>win condition
>tempo control
>progress deny

what did i miss

Secret was a major winning team - until they joined.

I used that as my desktop wallpaper until Aui got kicked

Reminder that last year and the year before we already had fucking INTERNATIONAL compendiums by now

How did Mason end up in EG in the first place? I remember how he kinda suddenly replaced Fear, but how did he even get in the position to be considered for that.

Not sure if it's a joke post but THIS

1 week after epicenter ends

Ohayou!
Are there any cute NEETs here? :3c

oh boi, waddup?

NA dota poster

>Play Dotard for the first time in nearly a year
>HEY PLAYER THERE'S A NEW PATCH
>We literally added ability power from League of Legends but it's called intelligence so you won't know :)

What the fuck dotards?

uninstall.exe

Secrekt game?