Dota 2 - /d2g/

You're farming on your safelane when this guy slaps your supports ass, how do you respond?

Why is Alliance playing? Thought they were out.

Also, when the fuck our guys, Secret, play? I'm tired of waiting.

where the FUCK is the battle pass?

>tfw you settle your quarry

In my pants, qt.

Too early for that lad

right here *unzips dick*

>NANI?

how did they know he was in the trees

I'm in the middle of a game so I can't use my hands, do you mind if I use my mouth to search for it?

penis

The team you'd expect to play got eliminated by the team that you didn't expect to play, dumbass

is dota2 coordinator down for anyone else?

Go right ahead.

yeh

Man can Durka just shut the fuck up for two seconds?

Now that you mention it, yeah
that explains why it was so slow

You must be fun at parties.

Hey

You must be fun without panties.

is Zai part asian or something?

1 MILLION DOLLAR DREAM CARL

>Loda fell for the Echo Saber Slark meme

Look up sami people

Don't post my waifu on dota shit threads

>playing dota
>gf crawls under desk and shoves her ass between my legs
>user why don't you play with me instead
>she keeps grinding her ass against my dick
>can't concentrate on the game
>lose
>yell at her
>she starts crying
nice game dotards

wait 40 min for his team to inevitably throw the game despite his 10/10 performance and win

>Alliance have 1 (ONE) str hero
>Newbee have THREE.
How do they expect to win?

I prefer when my doujin artists draw the girl with panties pulled to the side, rather than taken completely off.

>you will never have fun with pantyless pugna
Why live?

I guess I have to watch Loda fail then

I don't know what you are talking about.

How come sometimes the narrative is "alchemist needs 10x more farm so it's not a big deal" and other times it's "omg so farmed alch this game is over!".

It seems completely arbitrary.

HEY

You are a sick fuck.

Pugna is a boy, faggotron.

Gee, it's almost like casters don't have a fucking clue so they just say whatever they want

calculated

>feelguy
>FEELGUY
"FEELGUY"

HAO DOES HE DO IT

that's the point

Boys can wear panties too, you double fag.

hao is he so good

exhentai.org/s/e9b5d800a6/831949-1

but panties are so small and tight
my penis is too big to fit inside

>panda pic
this is d2g not wowg

>shitrekt goes for double carry memes
>gets rekt

>newpoo goes for double carry memes
>rekts

wew

wtf

looks like he posted a boy to me bud

>tfw no more brewmaster meta

19000 networth @ 23min

Hao is fantastic

Well yeah that's why he's not wearing panties
That'd be gay, retard

>RADIANCE MANTA OCTAMEME AGAIN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>str gets buffs
>brew is still shit
Dotards?

durka is so disgusting

i seriously hope none of you guys like him

>hao fell for the badNaga meme

This is good news for alliance.

It's Mu, hao is sven.

Reminder these are the people shitting up the place with their "I'm such a cute anime trap!" shit

>he doesn't know
or
>vanilla Veeky Forums

So once alliance kills alchemist do they just win tbe game?

ITS HAPPENING

TONIGHT IS THE NIGH

I like him.

this britbong caster makes me want to kill myself

It's gonna be a 10k gold swing

yea my b senpai, they're both back on point tho

if you can get all the items by 25 minutes, what the fuck is the problem? everything in dota is situational, its something you guide following 2k shitlords will never understand.

no thanks fbi

Which one?

manta memes cant farm though

requires extra meme micro to get the jew gold to work

gotta hit the creeps to 20 hp and then let the radiance kill them

I thought Icefrog killed the wanna-be-naga alchemist.

why

>NA neet degenerates wake up
>thread goes down the shitter

well thanks I guess

>Armlet first meme again

it's like I'm watching 2k players

>Cloud9 fan

It all makes sense

I FEEL IT

A DEEP BURNING IN MY WALLET

This is literally wrong.

>Loda

disgusting to be quite honest family. this ERP tranny shit needs to be banned globally. weve been suffering it way too long.

>LULda

Why the fuck does alchemist have manta

Purge searing chains? What a value pickup

Because its a safe build. The hardest part is getting the radiance, an that in itself just requires 1-2 levels of Greed to get the full benefit.

>PICK SLARK
>FAIL TO USE EITHER KEK PACT OR SHADOW KEK
>GET KEKED
>KEKDA

jej

best heroes to pick rubdick against?

>BALDa

>100%cleave sven with bfury now

Jesus new bee is a giant meme

Fuck off back to your safe space /pol/ nigger.

HAO IS HE DOING IT

Disgusting shit

I hate the "you be anything you want" individualism bullcrap we got going on in the West, utterly disgraceful

beesa?

>Durka casting
Who the fuck is responsible for this? I'll fucking break his spine!

Blame the internet and that "positive reinforcement" shit.