Female subordinate has been hanging around my office for two weeks now wearing...

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

female subordinate has been hanging around my office for two weeks now wearing extra makeup and keeping her "assets" on display for me
yesterday asked me if I needed a hand with anything in my office during my lunch break
finally give in and let her blow me
dread all night long because I know what's coming next
she comes by today and does the same thing
let her blow me again
says she doesn't mind doing this daily
she then asks for perks on the job "unrelatedly"

...goddammit. Wut do?

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Pics ans timestamp or it didnt happen

TechHater
TechHater

@VisualMaster
uh... fuck her? blowjobs are shit tier

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@VisualMaster
What company?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@ZeroReborn

this is Veeky Forums

@TechHater

Don't wanna risk impreg.

@GoogleCat

Don't worry about it.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Ignoramus
Um... she will be on the pill, or use a fucking condom retard.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Ignoramus
Lol

Why would someone go in the Internet and lie
you

Illusionz
Illusionz

@VisualMaster
can you tell the story in more detail

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

bull shit

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@whereismyname

There are no guarantees when someone is devious.

@Nojokur
@Fried_Sushi

You'd be amazed at what people will do to get ahead.

@Illusionz

I just want to fap

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Need_TLC
USE A CONDOM RETARD

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Need_TLC
did she offer or did you have to ask

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Crazy_Nice

Those suck though.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@VisualMaster

This user works from home with in his family business

girlDog
girlDog

@Boy_vs_Girl
OP is clinically retarded. Saged.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@girlDog
i think he has a point
fuck with a condom sucks, but without i risk getting her pregnant
conclusion: so he chose not to fuck

RavySnake
RavySnake

to prevent pregnancy I use a spermicide condom, pull out before nutting into condom and flush it down the toilet.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@VisualMaster
Good luck getting any real work out of her ever. Enjoy your lifetime employed work wife
lol dumbass

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

You realize there's a Seinfeld episode about this very situation.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TechHater
I'd gladly receive a single bj every day for the rest of my life over unlimited actual sex with supermodels. Each to their own

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Keep getting those blow jobs, but expect her to not work much anymore.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@AwesomeTucker
@Evil_kitten
implying women can do real work
Gooood one.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Op should actually just nut inside her but never make any emotional connection whatsoever, say nothing. See if she keeps it or not. Remain completely indifferent. If she asks for money, give it to her but otherwise only talk to her at work.

Lol when women in the office throw a baby shower for her. She quietly cries at her desk

Methshot
Methshot

@Poker_Star
Dude.. What about 18 years of child support ?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@RavySnake
lol your sex life must be awesome bro. great job!
@Crazy_Nice
someone who's never had unprotected sex

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Methshot
It's a risk sure

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TalkBomber
topkek

hairygrape
hairygrape

@VisualMaster

I'll bite. Been in a similar position too and also hate condoms.

OP you're in a bit of a tricky situation. She knows the game better than you I'm afraid, and danger wise she has the upper hand being a woman in the workplace.

You could:
(a) Carefully explain that to her that the BJ's were a mistake, you respect her (a lie) and want to be professional around the office because you care about her career (a lie) and your own. Then end it and move forward.

(b) keep getting blowjobs, and reward her with favors at work. It will be a slippery slope and can only be managed if you explain to her that she needs to keep this between the 2 of you and not exploit the situation. It's clear the sex favors on the job are part of an effort on her part to get what she wants at the workplace, and if you want BJ's from her than you gotta play ball with her.

I suggest getting some proof of her hoe-ery via text, or photos or a recording. So that if she ever goes to HR or a lawyer and tries to make up some story of being taken advantage of, that you have proof otherwise.

Godspeed.

Oh and post a pic of this girl. No face required.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@VisualMaster

Furthermore, if you do decide to keep this thing going you need to have a convo with her off work grounds where you set up some boundaries.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@cum2soon
5 women in my office. One ugly ass one does pretty good. The other one is a manager and has been doing this work for 20 years, really good. The other 3 are college aged bitches who do jack shit. I've been working at this office for 4 days. Already know more about the operations than all 4 who have been there 6 months.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@hairygrape
This.

As long as you can get it so it's clear that SHE is in the commanding position, you're golden. But the moment you're ever on top of her or standing up, game over. She claims rape/intimidation

You can keep this up, but you need to have solid evidence she's willing to initiate.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TechHater
blowjobs are shit tier

WHAT TIER IS ANAL

Lunatick
Lunatick

@RavySnake
flushing condoms
think of the water treatment workers, user

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Senior director at firm
Specifically hire hot female assistants
Screen out as many clingers and crazies as possible
Still not foolproof method
Fucked most of my assistants
Usually in a hotel or in office during weekends or late nights
They all think fucking gets them ahead
When I get bored with them, or they become too emotionally attached I create a "great career opportunity."
Send them overseas to another office
They're usually happy
Hire another hot bitch
Repeat

Protip: Wherever you fuck her, have a spycam with good audio set up. Use a portable one for hotel or "offsite" fucking. Usually can be hidden in a backpack or bag
Always say, "are you sure you want to fuck. We're not even drinking. What are you coming on top new? You're aggressive, you really want to fuck."
Always make sure she says yes.
Wear a condom
Never jizz inside her or cum on her clothes
Before sticking your dick in, say: "Do you want my cock?"
Make sure she says "yes."
Have it all on tape for police issues

Make sure you can transfer the whores. It always worked for me.

Always record your sex for legal reasons. Hide the files in a safe in your home.

Never fuck at your house.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@StrangeWizard
Sounds like alot of trouble for pussy

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@StrangeWizard

Goodjob friendo

Lunatick
Lunatick

@StrangeWizard
Lol happy 14the bday

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@StrangeWizard
I mean fucking why not if you're able to do this and get away with it. Not gonna lie and say I'm not envious.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Lord_Tryzalot
Because it can always backfire, somehow. Also, sure, he won't get tried for rape. But he will have taken a sex tape without the consent of the woman.

Press finds out
Police find stash of recorded sex tapes
Headline: "Disgusting boss takes advantage of subordinates and films it"
friends and family abandon you
can't get a job

GG

Bidwell
Bidwell

@VisualMaster
she then asks for perks on the job "unrelatedly"
did you offer her kneepads?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@haveahappyday
nigga just have a camera and thats it.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@VisualMaster
Fire her for sexual harassment, get that shit shit on tape too and do it in front of all staff and start crying when you do it.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Or pic related

Firespawn
Firespawn

@hairygrape
do this, but record the conversation without her knowing, if she tries to say anything like "well i'll just tell everyone that you did this and that blah blah" tell her she wouldn't dare, you let her do it, let her tell everyone, wait until she's in full acting mode.... then you release the tape

SniperWish
SniperWish

@StrangeWizard

You can do all that, and still a judge will consider this rape because you are in a position of power compared to her.

WebTool
WebTool

@TechHater
Cutfag detected

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SniperWish
Because rape = power + dick
Jajaja

Inmate
Inmate

@StrangeWizard

things that happened

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

/biz/nessmen join our tele group for the best new business opportunities

https://telegram.me/joinchat/BciKiwMMgFkgQHCqhCvm1g

Evilember
Evilember

@Need_TLC
get ahead
kek

RavySnake
RavySnake

@StrangeWizard
Top kek

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Burnblaze
start crying in front of your subordinates

Kek. Great plan... If you are a woman.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@WebTool
this
blowjobs are 10 times better than vag imo only anal compares, but i'm quiet lazy i like to be served and not break a sweat.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Sharpcharm
Lol I can get laid whenever I want.

Evilember
Evilember

Cool story bro. I don't see how this is biz/ness related. However I have one question:

Did she ever come first?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@VisualMaster
You fucked up nigger.

Never ever fall for the job whore

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Evilember
She's sucking his dick how would she orgasm from that you fucking virgin?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Evilember
How would she orgasm from a dick in her mouth?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@New_Cliche

√čver seen the movie deep throat?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@StrangeWizard
SAY YES BITCH
w-why?
JUST SAY YES *slap*
y-y-yes?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@StrangeWizard
Pretty sure it's illegal if you're filming yourself having sex with someone without their knowledge.

WebTool
WebTool

@Burnblaze
So you'd rather sit in jail offering your ass to tyrone? As long as you don't publish it, you should be able to walk away with a 4-5k fine. If you use it to prevent rape accusations, you even get away for free. If the judge is a guy, you might get a fistbump after the trial.

Dipshit...

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Damn op you played stupid for some head she got you good. Get fucking rekt you human cancer.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

your too far in to stop now. If you try and call it off with her, she is going to file sexual harassment and try to sue you, or she will straight up blackmail you.

you might as well keep fucking her and throw her a bone every now and then to keep her happy. Also, make her think this is something she wants, not that you want

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@haveahappyday
This and kill her
You have to. Do it

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

10 years ago I used to fuck this nurse that worked in my office. I fucked her probably 20 times. One day I was drinking at an office party and I grabbed her tits and ran my hand up her skirt. A lot of her co-workers saw this. She left room crying. The next day I had to make a statement to police. The next week I was served. I had to settle with that fucking cunt for 250,000! She denied the relationship and I couldn't press the issue because my wife could have used the testimony against me (she was threatening divorce). There is always more to office fucking than meets the eye. Pro-tip - hide a fucking camera and record that shit.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@King_Martha

l
mao

Illusionz
Illusionz

@PurpleCharger
Fucking colleagues is one thing. But grabbing tits and reaching under skirt in front of others who don't know you have a thing going on is plain and simple stupid.

I'm not saying she deserves those 250k, but if you break it down to $/shag, you could have had mad(DEST) cocaine orgies in junior suites with the hottest escorts in town and still got away with it cheaper.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StrangeWizard
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SniperGod
SniperGod

tfw you aren't in any position of power to abuse women

Some day senpai I'll be in middle management.

Spamalot
Spamalot

The best solution would be hiring femboy subordinates.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@haveahappyday
Isn't pussy nearly always a lot more trouble than you were expecting it be tho?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@WebTool
you might get a fistbump after the trial

lol you watch way too many movies, kid.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Record one of these sessions or get it in writing some how that this was consensual. Eliminate the possibility of a rape allegations then tell her no. Or lead her on further through texts that it may happen but only if you can fuck her. At this point the worst that can happen is you're fired for being unethical but then so is she.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Ugh I'm so jelly and hard right now
Fuck you OP
Fuck you

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Can someone explain how I can seduced cute temps at my office? Are they only there because they fucked someone already?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@PurpleCharger
how I can seduced cute temps at my office?
money and power

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@whereismyname
Ok, assuming I have both, what do I do? How do I come onto them without getting a sexual harassment accusation?

Lunatick
Lunatick

say "I thought a baby was a perk" then fire her.

that'll do the trick OP.

*facebook thumbs up*

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Fried_Sushi
give them some of your money and power
that's all girls want even if it's an illusion

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evil_kitten
@Fried_Sushi
this.

unless they can benefit from your downfall.

watch your back and keep it fun fag

massdebater
massdebater

@Boy_vs_Girl
Fuck her in the pooper

idontknow
idontknow

Promote her to fry cook?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@massdebater
How feasible is anal sex at work? I heard its quite common.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Need_TLC
OP if she is willing to suck dick and be a whore to further her career her moral standards are obviously low. It's easy to imagine someone like that putting a hole in a condom or something for dat child support $$$$

Keep getting the succ but not the fucc

Also don't give her any perks or else she could stop blowing you

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Illusionz
topkek; its the rush user.

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