Does Sims 4 have Magic yet? Like the Supernatural expansion in Sims 3 where you can set fire to my neighbors lots.
Gavin Cook
No
It still doesn't have seasons or universities.
I know Sims is known for having a shit ton of DLC but I think 4 is the first time even hardcore simmers realize how retarded the fact is that they have to wait years to get features for new entries that are in the previous games.
Look, I'm not in the boat of the open world people. I hated that shit.
Toddlers is something the sims fans wants, so they might as well do it. I'm more annoyed that Teen->Adult has negligible changes to the actual sims models.
I'm more talking about putting in the fucking expansions that should be a standard at this point like Seasons or Pets or something. I might not even be half as upset if they didn't go complete radio silence on everyone for months on end. Maybe they can also spend time on overhauling their game to make it interesting to play and not a snore fest.
Ayden Smith
Why dine out when you can sample some clam juice at home?
Gavin Nelson
stop being such a hentai oni-chan. geez.
Cooper Mitchell
bump
Brandon Murphy
L-lewd.
Jace Cook
>Wow I got a steal. >20 simoleons and she's got two badges? >It's nothing compared to me but her asking price is a lot less than I expected. >How's she going to eat on this salary? >Wait don't answer that.
Alexander Thomas
>A week away from running my sca - I mean legitimate business and finally someone's about to take that lice-ridden couch off my hands. >My new whipping bitch is actually making 20 simoleons per two hours. >Not starvation wages like I thought, but still pretty close.
Bentley Wilson
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Ryan Turner
>Lemme tell you about this guy tsg. >He walks into my store, I go over to show him one of my overpriced TVs, and he tells me to fuck off. >So I offer him one of them for "cheap" and he TAKES IT. >I'm selling them at a markup by default so I can do that. >He has no idea he's only paying the average price for it and not getting a discount. >I love this line of work.
OOC note: that's sort of a real life tactic. Department stores will price stuff like clothes high, then they'll mark it down to a more normal price for sale. That means they can half-truthfully claim to have it on sale for such-and-such percent off due to inflating the price beforehand. Hooray for capitalism!
I like where this is going.
Jose Young
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Owen Gonzalez
>What the hell happened? >One minute I was dealing with two suckers at a time, now I have four or five considering purchases whenever my doors are open! >A cashier isn't going to be enough at this rate. >I'm going to need salespeople. >And maybe I should get another register too.
Wyatt Miller
Its nothing really, they are basically plying pattycakes because a strap on mod doesn't exist
David Miller
That's even lewder!
Benjamin Johnson
It's still progress. It's not really sex mods I care about for TS4, but I still like to see it. My next story is going to require more violence than sex. Poses are key. So are guns. Bonus points for someone getting a double barrel shotgun because DOOM.
>New additions to the shop. >Customers actually get loyalty stars watching the not-for-sale TV in the back-right corner. >That's why I finally broke down and added a 3x3 closet to serve as a bathroom. >Fill one motive for stars and the others should help too, right? >Also WINDOWS. It's about time. >I think I need to give my employee a raise too. >I am upgrading the quality of the stock, after all. >I have trouble moving higher priced non-CRTs at prices above average, even when I reduce it. >One's set to expensive. The others are average. >Maybe as I pile up more loyalty I can gouge my customers more.
Ethan Green
Your Sim's gonna have to start doing commercials soon.
AHAHAHA That's pretty good. I think he'd be more the Billy Mays type though. He probably won't be in business much longer at the rate he's making money, though. Once he can get 100,000 simoleons between personal accounts, his stock, and the business itself, he moves on to start his own religion. That should finally let me put Get Together to use.
Parker Perez
youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc I used to have the avi file of this in my TS2's commercials folder and it would occasionally play on the tvs ingame. I miss being able to do that.
Anthony Nelson
Piratefag who's getting fed up with waiting for a crack to be released here.
Just did the math to work out how much money I'd have to throw down to buy Sims 4 and get my game up to date... and it's $339.70 AUD (assuming they release another stuff pack bundle with the restaurants at the same price as the other bundles, anyway).
I can get GTW and GT half price from Target, but goddamn, this is why I pirate.
Back in the Sims 2 days, $300 is how much I would've spent on EVERY expansion.
Nolan Ortiz
Use Kingguin or something.
That's what I did. I got the base game, and both expansions for like $80.
Saving to the get stuff and game pack bundles from there next.
Chase Turner
>starting your own religion with Get Together
That sounds hilariously fun.
Kek, that's one of my favorites. Also looks like how Stev would try to sell you a car.
Waiting sucks but just be patient. Get Together was cracked in like a week last time, plus they have to include all the previous updates with every new release. We could have new content by the end of the month or first week of June if all goes well.
Aiden Nelson
This is what I'm thinking. Reloaded doesn't really seem to bother with Stuff Packs.
Lincoln King
I was gasping for breath through the whole video. That's even better than the last one. Funniest thing I've seen this year, probably.
If Rob was entirely honest, that's what he'd sound like. I bet he could get away with it too. He's just too normal to understand refuge in audacity. It DOES kind of summarizes what goes on in his head when he's counting his money.
>It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker you'll fall for this bullshit! >Guaranteed!
In fact that sounds like a summary of his entire personality to this point.
Yes, the cult of Kef - I mean Robert. How do you get back at the Castle twins, co-heads of the worlds largest intelligence network? Brainwash all of Simnation, run for elected office, and use your power to hand them a pink slip and say "you're fired." Who needs the light of judgment? Humiliation is a lot more fun.
Ian Bailey
>I'm up to two employees now. >The guy just to my left handles all the sales now. >I focus on restocking, except when he pisses off a customer. >Then I give them a "discount."
Mason Lewis
>Introducing AISLES. >Since I don't seem to have any problem moving the smaller flatscreens at average, I stocked bigger ones at the same price point. >We still carry one CRT so Stev doesn't murder me in my sleep.
Kayden Green
she keeps farting
Leo Roberts
nudes
Aaron Jones
Are you feeding her the beans and franks?
Brayden Foster
kill Norman and Lydia
Joseph Martin
>It's done. >My total worth is 106,000 simoleons. >Now I move. Probably to Newcrest. >Then I'll found the cult of Robert. >I can always found a new branch of my TV shack after I put down roots to line my coffers
Cooper Peterson
Shit's about to get real.
Brayden Davis
An experimental mod I through together months ago.
I used Bottle and had to download some python standard library modules since the Python interpreter in Sims 4 is a bit gimped. The web page displays technical stats for the current household selected sim
