How do you cope with the fact that there are people like me who cope incredibly...

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

How do you cope with the fact that there are people like me who cope incredibly well with any situation?

lose my job
Cope.
gf dumps me
Cope is my middle name.
poorfag
Coping just fine thank you.
wagecuck
Coping raw like everything is copacetic.

I can cope harder, faster and better than the next man. How do you even cope knowing that people like me exist?

MPmaster
MPmaster

With time, I can probably learn to cope with it.

King_Martha
King_Martha

this is a sad cry for help

girlDog
girlDog

You cope well OP

the worst copes are from nocoiners

viagrandad
viagrandad

@King_Martha
can't cope

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Sir_Gallonhead
i dont cope.
i never cope

it never occurred to me
i am bothered by every minuscule irregularity i come across online.

i go out of my way to dispute and refute the anti position of every one who sets themself up as an online authority.

the most minute difference between someones life and my own keeps me up at night.
i go out of my way to torment my fellow humans till they understand that i cannot, infact cope or move on . i am full of rage and hate and defiance and haven't been at peace a day in my life, because i am jealous of everyone and everything!!

FUCK YOU OP

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@SomethingNew
This would be funny if there wasn't a lot of people on Veeky Forums actually like this. I think you hit a little too close to home.

b-but why can't you just like the things I like! I can't accept that people don't do what I want them to.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Sir_Gallonhead
I cope by knowing I need people like you.
People willing to cope, rather than do anything.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@RumChicken
You don't need me, bro. If you can't cope it has little to do with me. You are going to have to figure out how to get through it on your own.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Sir_Gallonhead
bro, you'll get through this. it's always darkest before the dawn. keep your chin up. everything's gonna be ok user.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@CodeBuns
He means he's making money off of schmucks like you that are unwilling to improve their own lives. It's lonely at the top sometimes.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@CodeBuns
Lol. Of course I do.
There are many things I would prefer not to do. You give me that freedom.
Please continue with your coping.

Inmate
Inmate

@Ignoramus
Of course I will. I cope extremely well.

@Stupidasole
Do you even know what cope is? Copeis amazing because it gives me the opportunity to improve my life. I really feel pity for those who cant cope and wallow in grief. Me? I cope and get back up.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Fried_Sushi
Don't blame me because you can't function or cope with the things that are out of your control. You're going to have to learn to adapt instead of sitting in self pity.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Inmate
it gives me the opportunity to improve my life
I knew a guy that cleaned drains who used to say this. He taught himself calculus while doing rooter jobs.
Now he's a high school math teacher.
Ok, well not anymore since he was convicted of exposing himself to a bunch of children, but that's not really the point.
The point is, he coped well then, and I can only assume, still does.
He taught himself calculus while

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperGod
coping.
Yep. All while coping.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@SniperGod
This would be a sad story if he couldn't cope. People have offed themselves for less.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Fried_Sushi
I couldn't agree more.
Let us raise a glass to those who carry the weight of the world.
Or at least a very large cross.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Sir_Gallonhead
Shitty things happen to everyone. There are those who can't cope and carry that weight on their shoulders and there are those who cope well and just move on and excel regardless of the circumstances. Lets raise a glass to me for being the latter and not the former.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@King_Martha
@Sir_Gallonhead

classic coping mechanism

cum2soon
cum2soon

@King_Martha
those who cope well and just move on and excel regardless of the circumstances
Wasn't that Barry White?

massdebater
massdebater

@cum2soon
keep justifying your pussified weaknesses cope cucks

Inmate
Inmate

@haveahappyday
@massdebater
cant even cope

likme
likme

@Inmate
i can. but i choose instead to toil and struggle on the battlefield of life.
i refuse to be a victim of circumstances and random chance.
i commit to my future self instead to shape my own destiny .

Playboyize
Playboyize

@likme
Wait.... so you can cope? I'm confused now. Even if what you're saying is true and you're able to cope, you are obviously not doing it that well. How do you cope with the fact that I cope much better?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Don't mind me, I'm just coping inna Copa Cabana

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Playboyize
this is all obviously a big joke to you.

let me ask you this.

does coping improve your predicament?

does it get you where you want to be ?

are you really coping, or are u just ignoring and masking the problem with silly absurdism , self dosing brain with dopamine so you dont have to face the real issues in life??

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

truly envy you bro

I can't cope with loss, it's extremely hard for me regardless of what it is-- animal, family member, money... it hurts like a mother fucker

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TreeEater
self dosing brain with dopamine
Ok, I know for a fact that's Barry White.

Evilember
Evilember

@Sir_Gallonhead
just nocoiner things

SniperGod
SniperGod

@TreeEater
Except I think he rhymed "dopamine" with "water main".

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TreeEater
does coping improve your predicament?
Of course it does. Cope allows me to function and thrive regardless of things that happen outside my control. If I couldn't cope then I would just give up and let things defeat me. Cope is an awesome thing.

does it get you where you want to be ?
Totally. Cope allows me to move on instead of being stuck in my circumstances.

are you really coping, or are u just ignoring and masking the problem with silly absurdism , self dosing brain with dopamine so you dont have to face the real issues in life??
Nope. Nope I am pretty sure I am really coping lol

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TalkBomber
really?

cuz it sounds a lot like you are ignoring and running from your problems.

its funny cause until you can really face down your demons with courage and conviction, you will always be a pathetic lying cowardly sniveling copepig.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@RavySnake
cuz it sounds a lot like you are ignoring and running from your problems.
Nope. Nope I'm pretty sure that's not it at all lol. I don't even know how you manage without cope. You must be miserable. I feel for you, bro. One day you will learn to not let things detrimentally affect you.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@BlogWobbles

nervous laughter under conviction
reiteration of denial.
projection
subtext as a cry for help

FastChef
FastChef

@DeathDog
Haha. You're just going to have to cope with the fact that some people like me cope really well (even to bait). How about this. Since you have a hard time coping, you can win this one, k? I know that trolling gives you a sense of relief and I don't want to stress you out more than you already are. Consider me trolled. I'm mad, bro.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
anger is the stage after denial.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@FastChef
gets baited hard and concedes argument
You truly are a zen master. Teach me.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Sir_Gallonhead
Fuck yeah OP, me too.

We're gonna make it.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@SomethingNew
nice damage control copetard.
couldn't cope with your old Id?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@SomethingNew
I kekked. This is too cringeworthy to be real. I hope...

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Stark_Naked
Wot

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Stark_Naked
I'm not OP dumbass. Cope with it.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Bidwell
i dont cope. cope faggot. its not even in my vocabulary .

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@eGremlin
Seems like a personal issue. You may want to see a therapist for that.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Crazy_Nice
admit it .
ya mad.

Techpill
Techpill

@Sir_Gallonhead
What is going on in this thread? I dont even

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Bidwell
Thanks, man. Copebros for life.

@Techpill
Just stop lol. You're going to give him an aneurysm.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Sir_Gallonhead
I like you OP, hope you having many things to not cope for in your future.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@AwesomeTucker
You too, bro. I actually got rear ended by a car today LOL. 100% True story.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Sir_Gallonhead
Just make sure you're coping and not settling.

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