Next week, I intern at a private equity firm

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Next week, I intern at a private equity firm.

Any tips?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@kizzmybutt
quit roleplaying online , get out of your basement and get a real life?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@kizzmybutt
Appear at work on time and equipped with kneepads to impress your boss.

People love a Go-getter

Methnerd
Methnerd

@kizzmybutt
Take a shower
Hit the weights
Get a clue

Flameblow
Flameblow

@hairygrape
I am no elite genius that went to harvard or oxbridge. I just got an extremely fortunate opportunity that I am very grateful for, and I hope to make the most of it as a learning experience.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Poker_Star
@Methnerd

Yeah ok thanks, good to get the expected bullshit memes out of the way.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@hairygrape
I didn't get the job but i've interviewed at IB's.

Not everyone here is a retard, the non retards come here for fun.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Flameblow

im glad your so exited about another day your gonna spend shitposting and role playing on the forums.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperWish
I'm really not role-playing though. We can't keep going back and forth on this, so I won't reply to you again m8.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@DeathDog
@DeathDog
I'm really not role-playing though. We can't keep going back and forth on this, so I won't reply to you again m8.

oh i guess that makes it true, thats certainly all the proof i need.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@kizzmybutt
Mate, Don't come to Veeky Forums for this shit. Most people here are students (HS and uni), STEM fags, NEETS trying to get lucky and cryptoshills.

Website called Mergers and Inquisitions. I know it's all about IB and what not, but, I'm sure it has some stuff for PE, look on actual forum boards (not anonymous shit)

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Emberburn
nice damage control.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@kizzmybutt
@Flameblow
@SniperGod
Checkout Wall Street Oasis, look up details about your firm, look up details about the top guy there and your interviewees (if you have only one interviewee and one round, it might not be a serious firm - I'd ask about "compensation structure," not "how much do I get paid to ruin companies, fa-milia???? i jk, 2 early 2 sleepy).

I'd recommend looking up some Private Equity blogs. Personally I don't know of any off the top of my head, but if you look for something similar to "Mergers and Inquisitions" and "Wall Street Playboys," even "Life on the Buy Side" you'd have an amazing resource to learn the intricacies the other faggots that are applying probably won't know about (or at the very least you won't come off as the newb you are).

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Emberburn
Also this is great advice. There's the gem to be found laying around on Veeky Forums, but Reddit and actual forum boards with handles and concrete topics are god-tier for information (only, otherwise if you spend time "getting to know the community" you'll probably just be wasting your time and end up like a regular Veeky Forums poster who uses the internet to dodge his responsibilities and forget about everything for a few hours).

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@eGremlin
Thanks friend :)

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Gigastrength
Sure thing, bud ;)

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Emberfire
Want to have gay sex?

5mileys
5mileys

@haveahappyday
I'll be considerate and give you a reach around while I'm pounding you.

askme
askme

@5mileys
You have to wear a condom

Bidwell
Bidwell

@askme
You like hurting? It'll take me some time to come with a comdom, even anal.

massdebater
massdebater

@kizzmybutt
Bring hot water in a thermos. Swirl some in your mouth before meeting your boss. This will give you good breath and make you mouth nice and warm for his dong.

Also kneepads.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Bidwell
I do like hurting.

I'll jack you off when it gets too rough for me.

I just can't risk getting diseases because my girlfriend will know

hairygrape
hairygrape

@iluvmen
I, too, have a girlfriend who I don't wish to catch any sexually transmitted diseases, due to unprotected gay anal intercourse, from me.

I'll use a ribbed condom. You probably won't feel it, but it adds a bit of resistance.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@hairygrape
Okay, what is your phone number or email so I can contact you?

Are you the legal age to have consenting sexual encounters?

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperGod
@hairygrape
Gentlemen, let me just say that I fully respect your conversation and don't mean to intrude, but I have had a bit of a hankering for gay sex all morning. Would it be agreeable that I join you two?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperGod
15 f sweden @ proton mail . c o m
8 5 5 8 3 5 5 3 2 4

(Remove the spaces)

I am of legal age for intercourse and I am of able mind to consent.

@WebTool
We may start a train, but you must either be in the middle or at the front. I'm saving my anal virginity for a more serious relationship.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@WebTool
Wear a condom and be less than 8inches and we are good to go.

Email and/or phone please

FastChef
FastChef

@CouchChiller
15
f

lol
I thought this was gay sex
Also 15 is to young, sorry.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
It's just a front. I catfish old Swedish men and rape them.

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