Veeky Forums, how do you go from NEET to success?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Veeky Forums, how do you go from NEET to success?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TurtleCat
You get a job first, any job

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

If you can afford to NEET it up, you are successful.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@CouchChiller
Being a neet is temporary and depressing though, it doesn't last long.

FastChef
FastChef

buy ETC its at rock bottom.. you want to triple your money dont you?

JunkTop
JunkTop

I could save so much money if I moved backed with my parents.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@TurtleCat
NEETdom is success. You have enough money to do whatever you want. You don't have to suck up to some boss for 50 hours a week.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nojokur
You have enough money to do whatever you want.

Being a NEET in almost all cases means leeching off your parents, who won't be around for ever and probably won't allow you to do so indefinitely even if they are alive. You're going to have to work eventually unless you have millions of dollars, best to start sooner

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Supergrass
Nice projection.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Ive had a bunch of jobs, and I still consider myself a NEET (unemployed right now). I went to college AA degree, dropped out of 4 year (useless), to take a job (got fired from, do to arrest- non work related).

im fucked...

MPmaster
MPmaster

Buy/sell ETH, ETC and trumpcoin

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Dreamworx
How else do you imagine it to be if OP specifically said "neet to success", implying he isn't a trustfund babby or something and that he considers his current position as a failure?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Need_TLC
You might want to finish up that 4 year senpai. Even if it is worthless you can use the skills from class to get a job in something unrelated. For example, I have a B.A. in psychology and I work in H.R.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Evil_kitten
35% of billionaires never graduate college.

If you want to be a wage cuck, then go through the grinder, get the degree, get your job, be a good goy, get promoted, Go A to B to C to Death.

But if you want to make history come with me. To conquer money means you have finally conquered yourself.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Poker_Star
And let's see how rich the average non college grad is.

What's your big plan to make a billion dollars then?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Poker_Star
35% of billionaires inherited their fortune

Emberburn
Emberburn

Im sold, where are we going, and can you will there be cheap disposable mail order brides?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberburn
You don't need cheap mail order brides, when you're a billionaire from your Chinese dropshipping business you'll have the finest mail order brides money can buy

likme
likme

@Deadlyinx
What's your big plan to make a billion dollars then?
Nuclear Power.

FastChef
FastChef

@TurtleCat
I plan on setting up an anime blog and just living off the ad revenue

Not really sure how I'm going to go about shilling it though, and that's probably the most important step. Anyone know how much money you could make if I were getting like 500 clicks per day?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TurtleCat

If you can live as a NEET without needing to work, you already have success.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@FastChef
Living off a blog

Wake up, you fucking idiot.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@FastChef

Blogs are income supplements/free advertising.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@SomethingNew
@w8t4u
what if i also set up a patreon and had people pay me to draw shit

i think it will work, fuck you

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TurtleCat
NEET is an acronym for "Not in employment, education or training". If you do one of these things, you go to success. It's that simple.

I'm a NEET soon, looking for work. In my country you get lots of money from the state when you're unemployed, so I can be a NEET for a while. But I'm going to get less than half than I made while having a job.

askme
askme

@Need_TLC
You're either a deluded weeb retard, or trolling

either way neck yourself

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@askme
that edge
stay mad retard, enjoy being mr shekelburgs slave for the rest of your worthless life

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@likme
wants to work in nuclear power
without a degree

Not only is this incredibly stupid, but the government will never even let someone as unqualified as you get close to anything with the word 'nuclear' in it.
mfw you'd die from heavy neutron radiation exposure in your first week because you literally have no idea what you're doing

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Need_TLC
Homer seemed to manage.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@FastChef
500 clicks per day

Maybe $50 every few months at most

Blogs are fucking worthless. what retard told you this would be a good idea?

girlDog
girlDog

@TurtleCat
this is genuinely one of the worst places on the internet to ask, OP.

massdebater
massdebater

@FastChef
Start a whole network of REWARDING Bitcoin faucets. People LOVE free shit with minimal effort and will flock to your sites.

Implement good anti-bot, proxy, vpn measures. Get your sites in the top 1 mill, 500k, 100k Alexa global rankings. Hold contest giveaways for promotional purposes. Shill the hell out of it on the forums. Offer good referral payouts.

You're welcome.

Inmate
Inmate

@massdebater
Bitcoin faucets are trash. They pop out like pennies worth a week.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@girlDog
This poll was taken a year ago, back when there were a lot more intelligent threads so it's probably only worse now

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Inmate
You're doing it wrong.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Skullbone
hurr durr start a bitcoin faucet!
theres thousands out there and the bitcoin fad is dying but this will make you rich, like totally bro
I'm not doing it myself but you should totally do it

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@JunkTop
I did this. 400 saved in a month, paid all my old bills, and I only make 480 every other week. Do it, faggot.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@TurtleCat
You self-learn a lot and do networking through meetups you can find on the internet for people with the same interests and online chatting. Then you work your way up.
You could also go to a community college and stop being a neet as soon as you can.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@BinaryMan
this applies to normalfags.

massdebater
massdebater

@FastChef
Go away Jp Morgan

Inmate
Inmate

@haveahappyday
What kind of living arrangements do you have where you live at 30+ without paying for anything? wont your parents refuse or die eventually?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@King_Martha
he was also a yellow cartoon character living in a fictional universe

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Emberfire
Hurr durr you're sure good at making assumptions, you edgy little cunt. You sound like a miserable piece of nocoiner trash. Stay broke, fag.

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