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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

apply for job
go to interview, guy says to come on monday to talk about the contract
find out bad shit about firm (probably why they called me even though I was bad and why they were overly/fake nice)
mail interviewer that I'm not interested anymore
mails me back asking why

what do?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@StrangeWizard
Say you found another job opportunity or don't reply at all. Why is this so difficult?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Nojokur
he has my number so he will probably call and insist I join his shit firm nobody wants to work for. I'm too anxious for this stuff
he could also harass me

Booteefool
Booteefool

@StrangeWizard
not researching the company before you even apply

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Fried_Sushi
You're a fucking pussy lmao.

Soft_member
Soft_member

You fucked up. Apologize profusely for rudely wasting their time. Go to the office again to beg for mercy or they will ruin your life

5mileys
5mileys

@Fried_Sushi
insist

Oh no, whatever shall you do!?

idontknow
idontknow

@Lord_Tryzalot
yes

@Soft_member
I can't go back

@5mileys
eaxctly

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@idontknow
Maybe tell him to fuck off?

What is he gonna do? Call you every 10 minutes and REEEE because you aren't taking the job?

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
he could. i can't block numbers on my phone

Evilember
Evilember

So you're apparently smart enough to research them but you're way to fucking stupid to just tell them you found another job?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@StrangeWizard
apologize in an asian maner. DO NOT forget to bend more than the other guy. Then offer rimjob..

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@StrangeWizard
this happens to me
tell employer I found another job on the spot
he asks where
Fucking nosy cunt. I just said I got a job with McDonalds head office in their sales department

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Techpill
use this to your advantage and negotiate a one time bonus payment of $10,000. Receive the bonus then quit

Methshot
Methshot

@Boy_vs_Girl
I wish this happened to me, then I could say shit like
got a job at a better company that's paying me double but if you are willing to match then I may be interested in the position again.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Negotiate a shit ton of money and then GTFO

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Boy_vs_Girl
kek that's not a bad idea at all

find out that potential employer is in fact total shit
cancel the interview and tell him you got a better offer
employer asks where
mc'donalds

Subtly telling him he's worse than fucking mcdonalds.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Illusionz
I work at McDonalds and I make around 300k yearly. It's not that bad.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lord_Tryzalot
Sounds legit

farquit
farquit

@StrangeWizard

Tell him that you are not interested and thank him for the opportunity.

Inmate
Inmate

apply for a position that pays $26/hour
get a message back that they want to interview me
via Google Hangouts
Costanza.jpg
Eh, I'll humor myself
interview is typical bullshit Q&A but by IM, not my phone/voice
after interview is over yadda yadda yadda they tell me they want to move forward with me and will send me a check to buy office supplies with
after about a few days finally received pic related

top kek. like who would fall for this?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Fried_Sushi
just go work there, the people complaining were probably milenicucks

FastChef
FastChef

@farquit
I already did that. he asked why after

@VisualMaster
I never worked there

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Inmate
So what would happen if you cashed that check?

massdebater
massdebater

@King_Martha
They expect you to deposit the funds and then they'll do a chargeback on the check and leave you hanging.

If you cashed it, they would still do a chargeback and it'd be a wash.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@massdebater
But as long as you never used the funds then you'd be fine right? They would just deplete your account equal to the check amount?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperWish
That is correct. But they will probably start spamming you to wire over the funds so they can continue employing you or something.

girlDog
girlDog

@StrangeWizard
How did you find out it is a bad firm ?

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