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StonedTime
StonedTime

If you could give your 15 y/o self one bit of advice. What would it be?

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DeathDog
DeathDog

@StonedTime
Ask Becky out.

TechHater
TechHater

@StonedTime
Don't go to college.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@StonedTime
try r9k

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@StonedTime
Invest in Trump coin

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Dreamworx
beep boop

girlDog
girlDog

@Raving_Cute
not just telling your younger self the future lotto numbers for the next 10 years

5mileys
5mileys

Bang jess

takes2long
takes2long

@girlDog
not just telling your younger self to invest in Trump coin for the next 10 years

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@StonedTime
take hormones, be girl, be happy

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@StonedTime
Get perfect grades in highschool and study for the ACT. Get a job asap. Start trading now.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Short oil and Chipotle mid 2015

put all your money into Chipotle now and sell by 2015

Put money in Apple and Amazon they are only going up

Emberburn
Emberburn

@kizzmybutt
/r9k/

Supergrass
Supergrass

@StonedTime
Quit school to work full time anywhere so long as you get 40hrs per week
Get a second night job as soon as old enough to earn more money
Save save save every penny - leech off parents as much as possible
Don't worry about nofriendz
Buy Apple stock
Invest in Google
Buy bitcoins for $0.05
Invest in Facebook
Buy Tesla stock
Buy gold
Short Enron

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@StonedTime
Everything you own in bitcoin

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Lift weights

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@StonedTime
Dont get yourself too riled up about girls. Smoke less weed and work harder.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Kill yourself now, the kikes win

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

most important

stop wasting time on instant gratification bullshit for one, such as games, getting high, etc.. all leads to absolutely NOTHING to show for anything.

invest your time into projects and hobbies that can grow into something tangible and worthwhile.

learn to force self to work hard all day at these things instead of always thinking you need a break and to reward yourself with more instant gratification shite. at teh time it doesnt seem like it matters because you got all the time in the world, but eventually your over 25 and wondering what the fuck was wrong with you and why you were such a dumb ass

TreeEater
TreeEater

@StonedTime
start lifting seriously
play football for another school, ditch your retarded school pride and you can very easily get a scholarship
school is more important than sleeping with beach whores, there are whores everywhere
look both ways on that intersection in pontiac
dont ignore that phonecall on daves 21st bday
buy as many aapl stocks as you can afford
dont let her go, youll know her when you meet her
stop playing the victim card, lots of people have a bad hand in life, quit moping and get to work
that should do it

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@StonedTime

Don't hesitate

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TreeEater
dont ignore that phonecall on daves 21st bday
Gonna need a story on this. This stands out.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@King_Martha
He died.

Also @DeathDog
fpbp

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Garbage Can Lid
I want to hear that from him unless you are him.

Sounds like he committed suicide. Did he call you and you never called him back for a year or so? Or did he go out drunk driving and crash his car?

Im sorry for the loss but I'm curious.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Stupidasole
That just hit me like a ton of bricks

FastChef
FastChef

@StonedTime
stop putting things in your anus is not healthy!
you are not going to use anything you learned from school you are smart learn and master something useful. anyway your future self is proud of you.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@StonedTime
Buy btc

Inmate
Inmate

Don't get married, don't even get tied down in a long term relationship until after you have it made. They are time and money sinks.

likme
likme

@StonedTime

Buy some alcohol and a rope.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@StonedTime
You're going to have a chance to date a very attractive girl in your junior year who also is a member of a super rich surgeon family. Don't fuck that up.

Also you're going to have a chance to date a religious nutjob in college. I fucked that up immediately and have no regrets. Stay the course on that one.

Snarelure
Snarelure

CERU mah nigga.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@StonedTime
Get on antidepressants, avoid WoW.

TechHater
TechHater

@StonedTime

Invest in Netflix

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

this and lift heavy

Inmate
Inmate

Don't buy silver

Evilember
Evilember

@TreeEater
stop playing the victim card, lots of people have a bad hand in life, quit moping and get to work

I should do something with this...

Booteefool
Booteefool

Don't go to Germany

Start mining btc

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Garbage Can Lid
Checked.

"Start doing stronglifts TODAY you skinny faggot."

TechHater
TechHater

What the fuck are you doing you entitled cunt?

1 Billion people on earth STARVING, living on less than $2 a day, and look at you, princess. You got your cushy house, running water, heating, cooling, free education, a fridge full of food, and you didn't do a god damn thing to deserve it. You never lifted a fucking finger, you were just born in the wealthiest nation on earth. You think you're poor? Please get a grip on reality, you cringeworthy loser. You need to get the fuck out of loserville.

Get off your lazy ass and work. If you're going to be lazy, just fucking kill yourself right now. I'm serious, just kill yourself. A lazy life is the meaningless life of a nobody. I want you to work so hard that your head hurts when you go to bed. I want you to work so hard that you wake up screaming in the middle of the night.

Meaningfulness is more important than happiness. I would rather die right now than live a meaningless life. I want your life to mean something. I want you to have a profound impact on the world, and leave something great behind when you die.

No, I'm not going to give you any stock tips. You have already been handed EVERYTHING in life. Now you're gonna work for it. Work hard you cunt, don't waste a single day. Start right now, right this very second, do the thing that you're putting off. Do it right now or kill yourself. No more excuses.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Need_TLC
this

Soft_member
Soft_member

@TechHater
Thats harsh dude

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Supergrass
All great tips user.

girlDog
girlDog

@TechHater
This is it.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Bumping, I'm young, 19, and this I needed a good thread like this.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@StonedTime
Buy as much Bitcoin as I possibly can, and HOLD the majority of it.

Tell myself to withdraw 100,000 of the profits and bet on the Giants in the super bowl. Use all those profits to place a bet on Holly Holmes vs. Ronda Rousey.

Give myself the winning powerball numbers for the 1 billion jackpot.

Buy immortality in my 50s.

Live Comfy off the interest of my investments for ETERNITY.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BlogWobbles
buy immortality

from who, clown?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

45 posts
only 3 say to buy bitcoin

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Supergrass
pretty sure google is researching it.

askme
askme

@Nude_Bikergirl
*citation needed

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Need_TLC
/thread, tell your dad too. Everything else is redundant

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@StonedTime
I get it. You're in a bad place mentally. You hate it here, in the city, in this dogshit school, in all these places. You've got kevin and scott you have to measure up to and you want to make money. You want some form of independence.

You can have it, and it can be closer than you think. You're in a position right now where you can have some freedom a lot faster than you think. High school blows, but focus. Get those grades up. Look into grants and scholarships. Don't let mom and Dad talk you into community college quite yet.

Getting out on your own is going to be a healing experience. It's going to change your outlook drastically for the better. It's only three years away, but you need to put the work in -now- to make it happen.

By the way, don't go work at McDonald's quite yet. You're gonna hate it.

Don't be in a rush to get a car either. And don't get a Chevy.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

don't ever visit Veeky Forums you'll never leave
t. 31 yr old

Nojokur
Nojokur

@StonedTime
Don't let Dana go.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Nojokur
I know who you are

WebTool
WebTool

You are going to suffer a lot and it won't make you a better person. In truth it will make you a much worse person than you are come high school.

takes2long
takes2long

@TechHater

/thread

Methshot
Methshot

@StonedTime
Before I begin, I was 15 in 2007-2008.

- Change high schools if you can. The one you're at now isn't worth shit.

- Apply to more colleges. (The private college that I ended up going to was solely because my dad works there in a non-faculty role and got me a huge discount. I feel I could have done better somewhere else.)

- Take more AP courses.

- Drop JCXP, WinMatrix, Geeksmack, and whatever ricing boards you're on. You're not learning shit by posting there.

- Lean Python. Start writing some shitty webapps. They'll take off in a year or two.

- Mine small amounts of Bitcoin (since you don't have access to a credit card yet) and hoard it for a few years.

- You'll find a hot girl that's a year ahead of you in your web design class. Try to be friendly but realize that she already has a boyfriend and will date him throughout high school. Don't keep in touch after high school, though.

- You still have autism. You were born with it. You cannot change it or how people see it. Once you realize this, you can really fight back against people's perceptions of you (and the "academic plan" on your file that WILL be misread on the state test next year and invalidate it).

- Don't worry about the fact that you're not partying/having sex/doing stuff from "10 Things I Hate About You". That school is across town in the richer neighborhood.

Skullbone
Skullbone

-Pay more attention in school despite the retards in your year level. Just keep battling on.

-Choose your friends better, stop hanging out with losers

-Start doing more physical activity. Go for a morning run every day before school.

-Get a part-time job soon. The money will help your life massively.

-Stop playing games. Learn something productive like a language or even self-teach math ahead of your class

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TechHater
Just made this my wallpaper. I won't let you down.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@StonedTime
Take the 97k my parents gave me for college and dump it into Netflix stock instead of going to college.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Talk and spend more time with the girl you had a crush on. I blew 2 amazing opportunities with girls I know had a crush on me as well. I was just too much of a pussy to go any further.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Supergrass
didn't need to do anything else but invest in $0.05 bitcoin. That would've made you enough

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Garbage Can Lid
feel better user

Supergrass
Supergrass

@TechHater
AAHHHHHHH IM FUCKING RILED UP GONNA PUNCH A NIGGA IN THE FACE

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TechHater
and your 15 year old self would reply to you
lol shutup fag
No, your advice is fucking useless for a teenager. Nice wasted opportunity.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@StonedTime
Just try your absolute hardest & everything will work out. Be happy. Quit smoking, it's going to get extremely hard to quit later. Start meditating. Don't work as much while you're in school, it'll be worse for you in the long run. Spend more time time with your parents, they're not as bad as you think.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@StonedTime
1. dont be a fucking moron and go to college immediately after graduation.
2. when you first hear of bitcoin itll be at $2/BTC, trust your instincts and throw everything at it that you can.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Dreamworx
15 year old self
bitcoins existing

How fucking young are you faggots

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@StonedTime
Nothing, really. It's been weird and even though I've been through some bad stuff, I think the cascading changes to my life decisions would end with me not having what I have right now -- and I definitely want what I have right now.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@StonedTime
Never believe a fucking thing a real estate agent tells you.

No one wants you to be more successful than them.

Before you get into any "lock solid deal", find out how to get out of it any time you want to do so.

When you find that hot girlfriend you will ultimately marry, remember that you don't need to spend outside your means so she'll have a place to put her "stuff".

Have $10,000/mo passive income by the time you are 54 or some dickhead conceived in the back seat of a car at Denny's will use his 3 years of management experience to lay you off and then he'll go get the sides of his head shaved so that he can look like a Viking reject with his red thread wrist band.

takes2long
takes2long

@Inmate
That image made me laugh

w8t4u
w8t4u

@TechHater
What the fuck are you doing you entitled cunt?
1 Billion people on earth STARVING, living on less than $2 a day, and look at you, princess. You got your cushy house, running water, heating, cooling, free education, a fridge full of food, and you didn't do a god damn thing to deserve it. You never lifted a fucking finger, you were just born in the wealthiest nation on earth. You think you're poor? Please get a grip on reality, you cringeworthy loser. You need to get the fuck out of loserville.
Get off your lazy ass and work. If you're going to be lazy, just fucking kill yourself right now. I'm serious, just kill yourself. A lazy life is the meaningless life of a nobody. I want you to work so hard that your head hurts when you go to bed. I want you to work so hard that you wake up screaming in the middle of the night.
Meaningfulness is more important than happiness. I would rather die right now than live a meaningless life. I want your life to mean something. I want you to have a profound impact on the world, and leave something great behind when you die.
No, I'm not going to give you any stock tips. You have already been handed EVERYTHING in life. Now you're gonna work for it. Work hard you cunt, don't waste a single day. Start right now, right this very second, do the thing that you're putting off. Do it right now or kill yourself. No more excuses.
I read this post imagining Warren Buffett saying it to some frat boys at a party where he was drunk as shit and had his tie around his head like a headband and was calling Charlie Munger "my bitch"...

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Get a job, stop acting like a lazy nigger and start investing in bitcoin now.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@kizzmybutt
And I forgot one last thing. It was the jews.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@GoogleCat
back to /pol/

Flameblow
Flameblow

@TechHater
amen

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

eat less than 2000 calories a day
try to get girls in your teens so you aren't an anxiety ridden sperg as an adult

w8t4u
w8t4u

DO NOT FUCK MELANIE SWANZ! The bitch will give you herpes.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Need_TLC
Honestly it's this.

farquit
farquit

@StonedTime

work hard

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@StonedTime
get part time job ASAP
invest all money from that job into Apple and Google stock
Consider investing in Kraft as a merger with Heinz will eventually happen, spiking the share price up dramatically
don't sell for the next 7 or 8 years

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Fuck Shiila, Shiela, Richelle, Christine, Joana, and all of the other bitches that wanted your D. Or you'll stay a virgin till your 21.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@girlDog
you want to get Biff? cause that is how you get Biff.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@StonedTime
If I would have known then how much money €600 for a PS3 and €60 for a game I played maybe twice was I would I would have NEEEEEEEVER spend that much money on that shit.

I don't regret buying shit that never ages like lego because my kids can play with it. But I when I think about the monstrous amount of money I have spent on shit like pokemon/Yu-gi-oh cards and video/computer games I only played a few times I cringe.

It EASILY exceeds 5k. That was 5k of MY money, I got WITHOUT HAVING TO WORK FOR IT I threw away because I didn't understand how much it was back then. FUCK.

idontknow
idontknow

@TechHater
This is pure cringe.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Booteefool
That's creepy as fuck. I was thinking about not going to Germany and then 2 seconds later I read this. What the fuck this this psychic hivemind?

farquit
farquit

@Carnalpleasure
fuck off back to redit

takes2long
takes2long

Invest in Bitcoin

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Don't take Gretchen to Roberta's house

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@lostmypassword
What happened user?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@whereismyname
pure coincidence, do what you had to do, watch less movies

DeathDog
DeathDog

@RumChicken
Steph?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@StonedTime
"You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do."

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Stop staring at her you creepy fuck and just ask her out
Being calorie-conscious is easy, try it
Tell your doctor you think you have ADHD
Buy Bitcoin

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@StonedTime
Read rich dad poor dad

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@StonedTime
Ask jen to homecoming....easy lay

Don't do engineering in college

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Need_TLC
This. It still gets to me that I could have got out of my shitty situation if I'd listened to my gut and put money into it when I had the chance.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Take that fucken welding class in high school.

Methshot
Methshot

"hello, i am future you. I if you only know what i know now. son, gear up on kneepads and work the truck-stop for several days. Use the proceeds to build a GPU mining cabinet and mine the hell out of buttcoin. Guaranteed millionaire in your 20s."

Methnerd
Methnerd

go ahead and bang that girl that smiles at you and touches your arm.
which girl?
all of them.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Don't go to college. In fact, don't bother with school, don't challenge yourself in high school. You aren't gonna learn any important shit, so don't bother studying. You have the internet; find a niche, learn everything you can about it and how to succeed in it. Then work your ass off in that field.
Also save up all your lunch money and put it in bit coin.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@StonedTime
Don't be a fat fuck. As well don't let your older brother online gamble.

girlDog
girlDog

My life is pretty good at the moment. I don't think I'd tell myself anything in fear of jinxing the position I'm in now. This thread is a revelation of how good my life is. Thanks

happy_sad
happy_sad

Sell your underrage body at a huge pedo-premium and invest it all in BTC and sell at $1000

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@StonedTime

Don't ever try. Give up before you get started.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@StonedTime
Buy Bitcoin you little shit, all of your money in Bitcoin

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

When telling yourself to buy bitcoin you should specifically tell yourself to store it in your own wallet off exchange. So many of you niggers about to get goxed.

Also why would you tell yourself to split your money between other investments like Apple? That's just throwing away massive gains for merely decent gains.

Also how many of you that would tell your 15 year old self to buy btc actually own or are buying btc now? How upset will you be if bitcoins go to a million dollars each?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TechHater

I'm a guy who didn't go to college. I'm 25 now, and desperate to get back to it.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Carnalpleasure
nigger detected

Evilember
Evilember

@Lord_Tryzalot
Wait why no engineering faggot? Im in that.

no girls
deal with social autists all day

Firespawn
Firespawn

@TechHater
I want you to work so hard that you wake up screaming in the middle of the night.

I want you to die from stress-related illnesses before 25

TechHater
TechHater

@StonedTime
Stop playing football, put EVERYTHING you have into bitcoin for under 15 cents.
Ask Mom and Dad for cash for your birthday and put it into bitcoin.
Get a part time job and funnel every cent made into bitcoin.
Sell all those stupid bonds and put it into bitcoin.
Sell everything you own for cash, and use it to buy bitcoin.

Sell 75% of your supply at $900.
Then buy back in under $250 and sell at $700.
Hold the remaining 25% indefinitely.

Oh and don't do anything stupid. And stop posting on social media.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@iluvmen
Same here man. Just got done with welding in college, wish I would have done it in hs and got a good job right away. Now I need 2 yeas of experience for a good job. Could have had that by now.

Techpill
Techpill

@DeathDog
nah you're just less intelligent, college wouldn't have helped

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Fucking participate in extracurriculars. With your grades and eventual SAT scores, you could have gotten into a good school if you had actually joined any fucking clubs.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TechHater
Hold the remaining 25% indefinitely.
I was with you until this.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@StonedTime
Dont smoke and don't bother drinking. Probably over the course of 20 years I spent at least a half million.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TurtleCat
Shit my negro thats a lot.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@TechHater
LET'S FUCKING GO

H Y P E B O I S
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P
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B
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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@StonedTime
I'd tell that sack of shit to invest in knee pads and start sucking dicks

Emberfire
Emberfire

Learn something and stop jerking off so much.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Garbage Can Lid
Checked and seconded. I would also tell myself to eat more and wash my fucking face.

likme
likme

Start foreskin restoration now

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@DeathDog
this

Playboyize
Playboyize

@New_Cliche
But nothing will ever change. That cycle of mediocrity isn't due to some obstacle. It's who you *are*.
I'm don't think I understand what this image is supposed to convey. I think if you're having "epiphanies" and continually discovering new obstacles to overcome and better yourself means that you are changing and heading further towards some means of success.

Is it supposed to mean I'll never improve and that I'm forever stuck the same level of success/failure as I always have been, even if I make a conscious effort to change myself to become the type of person who WOULD succeed?

This whole image could be summed up with
lol it is what it is man hahaha
if that's the case.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@StonedTime
Just swallow your pride and get a fucking job.
No, not 'when you finish university', fucking get one as soon as someone will hire you. Working means constant income. Want a car by the time you're old enough to drive it? Work.

WebTool
WebTool

@StonedTime
Hit the gym, stop eating and drinking processed shite, stop wasting money on video games you'll play once or twice and buy all the bitcoin you can.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TreeEater
@Supergrass
@Stupidasole
@TreeEater
@Carnalpleasure
@BlogWobbles
@Garbage Can Lid
@Methshot
@Dreamworx
@haveahappyday
@happy_sad
@PackManBrainlure
@Gigastrength
@TechHater
As the older version of these collective posters, my advice is to fucking read OP's statement. One bit of advice means ONE FUCKING BIT OF ADVICE. Not a fucking list you mouthbreathers. This is why we can't have nice things.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@w8t4u
This desu

cum2soon
cum2soon

@StonedTime
Stay inside and keep practicing art or electronics. Don't go outside and play your friends. It leads no where.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Be born with good bones, great face, good hair and tall so you don't have to suffer.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
This. Genetically determined HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME are all that matter.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Playboyize

IMO it conveys a long-held belief of mine that these supposed "epiphanies" are nothing more than mental masturbatory bullshit used to justify being a piece of shit for however long, ie. "I realize I haven't done anything worthwhile the last 2 years, but I don't have to feel bad anymore because it led to this ~epiphany~, and now I can justify doing nothing for another 2 years now that I've got this vital piece of naalitzsch!"

Moving forward in life means putting in real, hard hours of work day in day out, not sitting back on your couch counting the number of epiphanies you've had and convincing yourself they're some kind of substitute for tangible progress.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@eGremlin
not Bitcoin

if it was 5 cents when you were 15 and you emptied that 97k into it, you'd have 605 million

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Emberfire
I think I see where you're coming from now; thanks for clearing that up. I totally disagree with trying to justify one's failure to move forward in life and being overall complacent. I believe epiphanies, in the sense of coming to the realization or understanding of an obstacle, should serve as motivation to overcome it, not as a form of justification. My interpretation of the comic was that discovering new obstacles doesn't matter because those are part of who you are and in turn are impossible to overcome, whether you work at it or not.

Am I getting this right?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@StonedTime

Yo Youngfag! If you'd invest only half the amount you'll spend on weed in stocks, you gonna be a millionaire by the age of 30...

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@StonedTime
Buy bitcoin. Spend every dollar.

WebTool
WebTool

@StonedTime
Stop watching porn.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Emberfire
I think the other user has a more accurate interpretation. Knowing xkcd, the comic was referring to the sort of people who view an epiphany as having inherent value, then use that perceived gain to excuse their laziness. Sort of like how fatties view a ten minute walk as an excuse to have a piece of cake. The girl was saying that his continued failure is because he refuses to realize that epiphanies are worthless if you don't actually use the knowledge gained to improve your situation.

WebTool
WebTool

Bitcoin wasnt invented yet when I was 15. I would have told myself, do anything in life, anything, LITERALLY anything, but dont go to medical school or become friends with ana

StonedTime
StonedTime

@WebTool
This desu. I've saved heaps of time, money and health by avoiding known addictions like smoking. No one ever warned me about porn.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Lunatick
depends
if the person saying that was just some random guy, then yeah 15yo boy wouldn't give a fuck

but if he knew the person saying it was himself from the future he'd probably take notice

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@StonedTime
does it really matter though?

inb4
of courth it matterths, OP made it vethy clear!

no, seriously
ultimately does it matter if people posting post 1 bit of advice or 8?

your advice to yourself should be: "stop worrying about trivial bullshit"

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@StonedTime
This post @Gigastrength
was discussion for the thread, not hypothetical advice to 15 year old self.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Don't ever get a DWI and Buy Bitcoin.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TechHater
Either go to college for CS or do it without it. I mean I am doing it now, but I wish I did it much much earlier.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

start smoking, you'll look cool and people will take you seriously

Emberburn
Emberburn

@StonedTime
Start working now and you'll have around 80k by the time you're 19.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Live at home for the next 7 years doing nothing but working and saving every shekel.
In 2010/2011, mine and buy bitcoin and put batches of 100 coins on various cold storage devices and hold until 2014.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Methshot
You still have autism
You'll find a hot girl
oh you

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Crazy_Nice
@Crazy_Nice
@Crazy_Nice
@Crazy_Nice
@Crazy_Nice

this and so much this

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Emberburn

I think that should be /lgbt/

King_Martha
King_Martha

get a job while in high school
buy bitcoin
sell acid from deep web
do good in school so you can get scholarship and not have to live with parrents.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Don't watch that video with the naked woman. The amount of time, money and opportunity you will waste on the porn addiction you will develop will ruin everything.

farquit
farquit

Move far away from your parents as soon as possible. Drink and do drugs like a normal person.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Start learning music theory young Josh

takes2long
takes2long

Just end it now, it gets way worse.

massdebater
massdebater

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu6ETSJJnyw
ask bella to the spring formal

FastChef
FastChef

Come out to your parents and become a grill

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Roll shaman at tbc

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@StonedTime
on april 27 the fire rises.

5mileys
5mileys

It didn't matter, slack as hard as you like.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@StonedTime
Work out more, fatass. Otherwise, keep doing what you're doing.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Goto the gym
Stop being fat

Bitcoin.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@DeathDog
What is CS

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

bitmeme

Good luck getting your millions out of escrow

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

1. Contrary to popular belief, where you go to college means absolutely fucking jack shit in the scheme of things. If you're going to do STEM, you'll get a job regardless. And if you're going to do liberal arts, you're going to need to go to grad school, and in that case you'll be better off with a 4.0 from West Montana State than a 3.5 from an Ivy. Might as well save money, hang out with your friends, and even work while going to school by attending community college.

2. I cannot stress enough the value of picking a common sense profession. Something along the lines of Accounting or CompSci. Whatever you do, do not ride the fucking line and pick something abstract like Economics, Business Administration, or a meme engineering degree (geological, electrical). Take your time as well, there's no real rush provided you aren't taking on student loan debt which, again, is completely avoidable, and an additional year or two provides more opportunities for internships and work, which are paramount to your college education.

3. At low levels, you can completely fake your work history and job references and nobody will ever bother to check beyond a few cursory phone calls from Indian background check companies who won't recognize your voice. Use this to get the best possible job for your station

4. Cut your fucking hair and work out a little bit. If you don't have the confidence to befriend people older than you, prey upon the naivete of the freshmen. You will get laid in high school, but you're going to have to try harder if you want it to be with a girl you actually like. Also, get your ass into Driver's Training and get your license the second your turn 16. It will suck while you're in the moment, but it's well worth the hassle.

[meme response]: Sometime around May or June of this year, look up bitcoin and then buy $100 worth. Hold onto it for four and a half years. You'll know when to sell.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@StonedTime
You're gonna spend your entire life ruining things as hard as possible. Quit while you're ahead.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@StonedTime
It's not too late to go to college, you were interested in animals when younger, your own practice, wouldn't that be nice?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Sir_Gallonhead
trying to kill your younger self

too dangerous user

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@PurpleCharger
I have only a B.S. in economics and make over 100k/year as a senior analyst, so there are opportunities with any degree. Its a matter of how you sell the skills youve obtained throughout college. Individuals with STEM degrees tend to thrive simply because its implied they have analytic abilities which are valued in most worth-while markets.

FastChef
FastChef

@Sir_Gallonhead
only germs will get this, took myself a while

takes2long
takes2long

Don't go to business school unless you're going to be an accountant, and are fine with that sort of work.

girlDog
girlDog

@StonedTime
I want to tell my 8 y/o self that the form teacher is a bitch the ass and should not take her words seriously.

I can understand why some kids jump down buildings.

whereismyname
whereismyname

/biz/thread/1444444#p1444444

WebTool
WebTool

Use condoms

SniperWish
SniperWish

@StonedTime

Either major in something practical or fuck college and go to trade school.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Retards, minors can't invest money

whereismyname
whereismyname

Buy as many BTC as you can
After high school do a IT traineship, don't go to uni.
Don't fuck up, and learn how to program
Start lifting

Booteefool
Booteefool

Run away from that place. Don't stay there.
Move, move, move !!!
Don't stay there any longer.
Move as far as you can. Focus on moving, and give you the needs to do so.
Focus. And move.

PS: all your friends are going to leave you anyway, just don't give a fuck and move.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Stay away from Pip, Eli, and don't get too close to Adrian. Also, get yourself a portable hard drive to hide your porn and to save your backup data better.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Buy stock in Tesla, Google, Alibaba, and a risky company. Enjoy the extra bit of pocket change.

Go to a college in the south.

takes2long
takes2long

@Evil_kitten
and a risky company

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@StonedTime
dont fuck ur childhood friend in the ass
dont get fucked over by people
murder the fucker who stole 200e from you and melt him in acid(dont stab his brother in the eye with a pencil)
learn chemistry
learn electronics
work out and eat good
become detective/federal narcotic agent
dont masturbate
dont have a bitchy wife
dont regret ur decisions
have no friends/trust nobody no even ur mom
dont do coke
dont deal coke
dont do speed
dont deal speed
read some fuckin books
dont forgive anyone, ever. (except if it brings u a lot of money)
shit with the door closed, always.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Try making friends from other countries/cities and don't look at yourself like you have to stay where you are forever. Don't worry so much about the future. Be sure to finish highschool ASAP even if it feels like bullshit.

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