IM fucked biz

SniperGod
SniperGod

How the fuck did i let this happen, just tried to register for college next semester. All classes are full or I don't meet requirements. Fuck my life, I have to ask if i can open up some room to retake classes and/or retake at community college cause my grades were not good enough last semester. Fuck my life man, all the slacking off has finally caught up to me and im fucked now. How do I fix myself biz? how do i fucking wake up? I can go to the gym 5 days a week, I can do shit but school has always been a struggle for me since 7th grade I just slack off and dont do the work to understand the subject. pls help me what do I do? how can i fix this before I am homeless?

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperGod
Umm, yeah...

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Who cares, college is a meme anyway.

Just wage slave for a while and then try to get some licences like insurance or real estate and just network with people.

You don't need college to be successful give me a break.

But for now if ur freaking out about your future just calm down and start getting income in from a steady job and go from there.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@LuckyDusty
What job? I want to work in tech so I did a CS major. its is not easy, also started second guessing myself cause I didn't want to be a code monkey for 5 years after grad. Also my parents are paying for this shite so idk how to tell them I dont want to go to college, theyll be pretty pissed. My dad owns some ATM business and some real estate already so I could try doing that but he wont like the idea of me being "uneducated" my parents are pretty conservative .

whereismyname
whereismyname

@SniperGod

You won't find your answers on the "business" section of a korean anime imageboard.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@whereismyname
There are people here with more experience than me, where else would I find the answers?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@SniperGod
get your ass on the waitlist. most gen ed classes drop 20 people by the end of the first week

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Dreamworx
There are people here with more experience than me,

This place is full of losers and NEETs just like you

MPmaster
MPmaster

2016
university degree

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lunatick
Yeah thats solid advice actually, if that doesn't work out Ill just go community college and take the non-major classes that I need, if i still wanna try school again but im definitely going to work during.

farquit
farquit

@MPmaster
How else are you going to make 60k plus at 22-23? be honest man, I don't have a clue

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Sir_Gallonhead
Then why do you come here? Honestly

5mileys
5mileys

@King_Martha
Here's what you do, because I was once a dipshit like you. Get on the waitlist, go to class. Go to the profs office hours and beg to get in. usually works for me

cum2soon
cum2soon

@MPmaster
this

college is a fucking meme

iluvmen
iluvmen

@cum2soon
Its a cs degree, are engineering degrees also a meme? I thought they were the last useful degrees

Inmate
Inmate

@farquit
You're not going to make 60k coming straight out of college. Unless you live in California or somewhere where the cost of living is astronomical.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Inmate
But national average is 74k.

http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Job=Software_Engineer/Salary/4fd947de/Entry-Level

Snarelure
Snarelure

@SomethingNew

Because I'm a loser.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@iluvmen
engineers have the highest unemployment rates of all degrees at least in europe. it's largery a bad meme

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Snarelure
Thats what too much pessimism does to you

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberburn
Software engineers tho? Not so much

RumChicken
RumChicken

@PackManBrainlure
Taking government wage averages as fact

Well memed my friend

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@SniperGod
Looks like you'll just graduate a semester later. It's not a big deal

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Fried_Sushi
Thats 20k or around there at least, ill just go to community to mitigate the damage

girlDog
girlDog

@RumChicken
Wait so what is it really? are you fukin with me why would they lie?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Nigga just get an associates degree in electronics. You'll be able to get a job making 60k easy.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@girlDog
Not him, but why wouldn't they lie? The student debt industry is fucking huge - all 1st world governments are importing hundreds of thousands of pajeets, abduls and mbongas who'll work for dirt cheap wages, increase "diversity" and have the exact same qualifications as someone else with a bachelor's degree, just from the University of New Delhi or wherever the fuck.

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