/kspg/ Kerbal Squad Prosecution General

Can we have 1.1.3 fucking already edition

>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a finished game.

>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.

>What are the devs doing?
Modified versions of popular mods are being included in the stock game while the game engine is being upgraded to its latest version. The most recent update (1.1) was supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, be 64bit friendly, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. While achieving some of these goals, the game is now more unstable than ever, with many users being unable to use the game at all. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U, with a release deadline that seems to keep slipping.

>Should I buy the game?
KSP is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically increase the instability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Oops!". The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics. The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=LHqLz9ni0Bo
youtube.com/watch?v=BY6uZPvgBqQ
pastebin.com/11ESnTdE
kerbalspaceprogram.com/
dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/
dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/
spacedock.info/
imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0
imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg
alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/
ksp.olex.biz/
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-105-swashs-delta-v-map
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/
pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png
fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if
spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html
eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/
raceintospace.org
abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz Aldrins Race into Space.html
pcgamer.com/kerbal-space-program-devs-hope-to-add-budgets-reputation-in-2014
youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
strawpoll.me/10319562
youtube.com/watch?v=jq5kbNW8VKU
youtube.com/watch?v=DZ9KQI8gCXg
youtube.com/watch?v=FX2EiBKqITs
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Previous thread: >Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=LHqLz9ni0Bo

>Dev Stream:
youtube.com/watch?v=BY6uZPvgBqQ

>FAQ
pastebin.com/11ESnTdE

>Game site
kerbalspaceprogram.com/
dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/

>KSP mods
dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, /kspg/ exclusive)
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (forum mod list)
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/ (mod subforums)
spacedock.info/ (community mod repository)

>Flags
imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators
alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/ (doesn't work w/ new aero)
ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, for planning trips to other planets)
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-105-swashs-delta-v-map (deltaV map)

>Official forum
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png

>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

>List of IRL launches.
spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz Aldrins Race into Space.html

snek, BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, TRUMP 2016, abu ali al-scatterer-khan, yuri, and planes are also welcome ITT. Turning the thread to shit and ruining the thread's comfiness is not.

kspg.sytes.net

TRUMP 2016

so somebody whispered "so hot" on the Port Canaveral radio, apparently.
2spooky

pcgamer.com/kerbal-space-program-devs-hope-to-add-budgets-reputation-in-2014

In 2013, Maxmaps took the wheel, pretending to be a marketer / CM / dev to the fanbase, when in reality he was placed in charge of making sure the final product did not scale beyond the $5mil of our money Adrian and Ezequiel were actually allowing to be spent on the development of KSP.

So, with the cancelling of resources and DLCgate, we saw the future drastically narrow down to a point. This shift was embodied by Maxmaps' continually repeated statement that "sandbox is scope complete" -- we must deconstruct this statement to fully understand the multifaceted meanings. This will take time.

What is important is that in this moment a paradigm was created. A paradigm that suggested "sandbox" was a complete iteration of the game and therefore a major milestone. When in fact it was an arbitrary and artificial line in the sand designed to limit expenditure so that the majority of the invested money could be fraudulently embezzled.

By "moving on" to career mode, they created a false equivalency suggesting career and sandbox were two facets of an overall thing. When they failed to deliver career in a timely manner, science mode was added. Another one of Max's failed promises leading to a compromised feature in the game.

After resourcegate and the declaration that Sandbox was "scope complete," we saw all development begin to pace itself based on business deals rather than development capacity. Every update after this took 6 months, and failures to move the NASA deal along quickly enough led to completely mutilating .23 through .24, which would have been fantastic updates chock full of content if half the content didn’t need to be removed to satisfy an NDA.

And then of course, begins the true Max regime of .25 on.

This is how the false paradigm came to be. (1/2)

get out of my state reeee

its done now, cat rapist converted the flockmod in the most cancerous thing on this general.

This is why we can't have nice things

Ending the false paradigm means returning to the mindset of 2013, reopening Sandbox’s scope, and, if the fanbase cares enough, scrapping and redoing career.

I would recommmend Squad "reopen" Sandbox mode and focus on a “campaign mode” next — this was the path they should have taken originally, then used the mechanics from the campaign mode to build it out into a career mode. But instead, Max set his sights on “reputation and funds” and ruined everything about the game so he could say he added a business simulator to it and saved $145 mil for the co-owners of squad to spend on Record Labels and Movie Studios and hookers and drugs. (2/2)

You know you can make your own room right?

>tfw no qt satchie to snuggle against her will

Something with RealFuels seems to break KER, since my dV calculations often turn to 0m/s after launch.
Any ideas?

You know im referring to the drama it causes only because catfucker got on it

Ok MAN

To me it looks like you are extremely butthurt

roughly 30-40% of the subreddit is ready to burn this motherfucker to the ground

take your meds cat rapist. get help

Where is my fucking stream spacex

Said while posting absolutely nothing on the subreddit about burning anything

HEY SQUAD DID YOU THINK WE WOULD FORGET?

WHERE THE FUCK ARE OUR RESOURCES, BITCH?

GAY FAGGOTS AND FURRIES RUIN EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH

>still being so desperate to change the narrative because I decided I've had enough of your shit
>still don't know that absolutely no one is convinced by this
>still don't know that I'd stop caring the moment you stop spamming your stupid shit

Catraper you are embarrassing yourself.

I'm not who you think you are, animal abuser.

Dude calm down he said he doesn't care so it's all cool, he is totally not 100% butthurt to the bone, he is absolutely chill

Raising the minimum wage is fundamentally useful method of reducing income inequality in societies averse to taxation.

Cat rapist should consider therapy desu
abusing your pet is not normal

Yeah by driving off the poor when rent prices inflate out of their affordable margin :^)

THERE IS A SQUADCAST

TEN MINUTES

OF COURSE MAX WAS HERE TO DECEIVE US

...

WHERES THE STREAM SPACEX

EARLY ACCESS MEANS MORE TRANSPARENCY AND OPENNESS

LET'S REMIND THEM OF THAT

IN SIX MINUTES

TWITCH DOT TV SLASH KSPTV

shameless self-bump

wew the general is shitposting af

>higher minimum wage directly = higher rents
kekaroo.
if you want high rents, go full UKmode
>low housing construction
>relatively high immigration
>most marginal seats are full of people who own multiple homes
>sell most social housing stocks
>encourage buy-to-let market

then you've worked yourself into a situation where it's politically unviable to fix it because anything that'll drop house prices [and rents] will turn voters in the only seats that matter against you.

minimum wage is not a good tool, especially for small businesses, but it does some useful things, and it's a hell of a lot more politically viable than tax increases at the top end.

>ethic meme
normie memes are the most cringe

Squelch and badie are posting in squadcast chat

MAXMAPS ADDS SOMETHING

>SpaceX has reset tonight's Falcon 9 launch for 7:40 p.m. EDT (2340 GMT), at the end of tonight's window, assuming the issues that caused the earlier delay are resolved.

>The SpaceX launch team just adjusted the target launch time four minutes earlier to 7:36 p.m. EDT (2336 GMT).

gtfo right now and never speak to me or my general again

Ironically, I'm neither of these people.

in just five words, Max btfos 6 months of MAN's whining

hope it crashes desu

t. BO drone

No one gives a shit

>tfw you can't take back what you said

you aren't banned, it's a meme.

I just kicked you faм, you're not banned
I'm just memeing, you can come back

HEY SQUAD

GUESS WHAT

IT'S NOT YOUR MONEY

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little paradigm up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting schizo that you actually paid for a Veeky Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" blue star wars man, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Veeky Forums posting about a videogame developer. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a schizophrenic. A pathetic squadposting schizo. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "MAXMAPS ADDS NOTHING." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...

Oh man, there's quite a party in the flockmod right now
10 people in total
I'd sure hate to miss out on something like this, it's quite comfy in there

SCRUBBED. New launch attempt is same time tomorrow.

Hey Max, I know you read this. I was thinking about everything you've done to the game and I just wanted to let you know that, even though you've taken something beautiful and manipulated it into your own personal agenda while shitting out work a typical slav would call unprofessional, I'm not angry with you.

Because at the end of the day, when you leave for work, you step onto a Mexican street. You walk through Mexican neighborhoods and dodge Mexican bullets. You eat Mexican food and listen to Mexican music. You drive in a Mexican car while you drink Mexican tequila. You live in a crumbling Mexican home decorated with cheap, Mexican furniture.

You speak an unappealing dialect of Mexican. You ogle repulsive Mexican women. Your friends, family, coworkers, casual acquaintances and occasional rivals are all Mexican.

The grease pooling in your armpits, knees and crotch is Mexican. Your lazy, unfocused eyes are Mexican, your disgusting hair and bulbous upper torso only go by two descriptors, "Mexican" and "Wetback"

You will never live this down. You will never know what it means to be from a first world nation. You will forever live in fear of a sinkhole opening up below you, or a cartel's machete slicing through your swollen, distended neck. Perhaps a man drunk on tequila and his own ego will jump the dilapidated sidewalk in his rusted out Chevette and crush you against the cheap Mexican brickface.

Perhaps your end will come another way, but it will be Mexican. Because time will pass. KSP will die off. You will be left with nothing except your jealousy, ruination and your filthy, parasite infested Mexican blood.

meant for
>Implying I'm missing it

If you are in the flockmod, which I honestly doubt, then I really must ask
Why can't you just act as well-behaved in the thread as you are in the flockmod right now?

flockmod = circlejerk

butt = hurt

Can't really be much of a circlejerk if the whole thread's in there m80
Sounds like you're just salty

plopmod = comfy

>Can't really be much of a circlejerk if the whole thread's in there m80
fucking lol

entire thread + usernames = circlejerk

youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo

>still butthurt that no one likes you
Eat shit

let me guess: you think I'm MAN

that is not the case.

CUTE!

>executing your astronauts

cake mix; pls have mercy

>tfw i made a cake with applesauce instead of eggs because i was out of eggs
>tfw it was pretty ok

>tfw catfucker only caught two of my four avatars

Cute

>being this mad about replying to old posts

...

MAN ON SUICIDE WATCH

rekt

jesus christ how embarassing for him

all these countless hours shilling and he just gets destroyed

>scrubbed
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strawpoll.me/10319562

>replying to 1 year and 220 day old posts

Years, user.

Well, the user I picked up the MAN meme from said it was years.

space is fun kerbal is fun squad is fun

>enterprise

you have soul
and personality
and a reason to post here

i should make another one sometime

youtube.com/watch?v=jq5kbNW8VKU

>roMANce

>Try to play 1.1.2
>Landing legs still fucked
>Graphical errors errywhere
>Bizarre flight behaviours
It's okay, go into the light Jeb. No tears, only dreams now.

Post The Knife

youtube.com/watch?v=DZ9KQI8gCXg

we need to go back to 2013 and kill max

When I lose my temper I realize I'm not that different to my father.

loses its cat

by court order

youtube.com/watch?v=FX2EiBKqITs

We can only hope

Iowa is cute!
Iowa Space Program!
Iowa in Eeloo!

Iowans are terrible drivers.

The worst in the Midwest.

Disgusting. The best part of it is that I don't live there.

Iowa voted for Cruz

>Cruz
Bunch of cucks
2016 - 2140
THE WALL

ded

>i don't care about your replies xD lol
I'm sort of new to this general, but I'm pretty sure I saw you attention whoring in /utg/ a month or 2 ago
Replies are obviously the only thing you come to Veeky Forums for, because it's obviously not to discuss the game. You didn't really do so in /utg/ either
I'm going to guess you came here because they stopped paying attention to you?

We've had a guy spamming the general with nonsense for 6+ months
If you weren't here for that, you wouldn't know

cat rapist is a huge fucking attention whore, he also goes to furry boards in 8c

But Undertale is a big meme. You should be bothered by that.

Yang Wenli did nothing wrong.

I need to see Valentina taking it up the cloaca

Plop