Daily reminder you're not living the dream of fun if you're teching in Yogg
Ethan Wright
Kripp is an extremely average constructed player and his arena skills have been entirely irrelevant since the skill cap for arena has plummeted since GvG. I wouldnt value his decks or his opinions very highly
Jace Morales
I like beer, it's good for you.
Andrew Morris
Daily reminder that Blizzard is out to get me and will match me with counter decks no matter what I make.
Nicholas Miller
Kripp has gotten 12 wins in the past 4-5 days
It's honestly dumb how lucky he can be, and even in the end, he's still the most miserable person I've ever seen get 12 wins. I guess he's just been desensitized.
Isaiah Hill
>4/2 with divine shield >1/4 taunt for 2 mana
why do these cards fuck me so hard?
John Gutierrez
I deleted hearthstone a long time ago was a beta tester is it worth reinstalling?
Adrian Gonzalez
Change your deck name to trick the algorithm, it worked for me.
Hunter Hall
>It's another "/hsg/ bitches about things better than them" episode. This is why you're an irrelevant community of autists.
Parker Gonzalez
Daily reminder that if we added each other for Watch and Learn quest, its fine and we can even have some discussions once in a while. But if you fucking call me ''desu senpai'' outside of these threads, well its cringe as FUCK.
Cooper Garcia
Arena is his job. It's a good one but that doesn't mean you don't get bored.
Camden Hernandez
Still better than reddit that's for damn sure
Adam Hughes
I always thought those cards kind of sucked.
Grayson Wright
>OP job: linking last thread >status: failed
Justin Howard
What I never got was, this whole bullshit 100 wins in 10 games challenge for a global twitch emote, he has probably done it so many times over it's not even funny before the challenge existed.
It's really weird that he just plays arena, whines when he sucks, but when he wins, he just shrugs it off.
I never got that, he seems so depressed when he's not salty.
Matthew Butler
What if I use twitch memes? I only ever say PogChamp.
Samuel Price
>queue into ranked with aggro >it's a priest >bend over to receive my hot dicking
Jack Ross
Since I never open twitch chat, I have no idea wtf PogChamp means
Evan Gomez
did zeriyah get savjz a job at blizzard? is that why he started dating her after 2 years of being stalked?
Ayden Myers
Good thinking user, prosit! Just get your 7 free packs and see if you like it. You don’t have much to lose other then your time. Its free after all.
Nathaniel Green
Zoo and aggroshamans destroys priest so I fail to see the problem
Wyatt Brooks
Just ran into my first salty player, added me and told me to get good after I beat him with Cthun priest
Jaxson Watson
Can't believe how salty last thread got over tempo warrior because they recently lost to it or something. Guess what, retard? Trump is playing tempo warrior.
Evan Sanders
que, friend? literally endless amounts of taunt dragons or board clears.
Jose Wright
Well I play aggro shaman and I have yet to lose to priest. Maybe its just luck, wouldn't surprise me. Rank 4 btw.
Anthony Allen
>mfw only time people add me is to say it was a good game and we should play again We never play again because I'm too socially inept to talk with people in real time even over chat.
Andrew Brown
I've yet to lose to this fotm deck lmoa
Noah Barnes
It's the famous gootecks face
Michael Harris
>Please respond to me I'm so desperate for attention I have to bring up a dead thread
Parker Sanchez
>we want to slow down the meta with whispers of the old god >a month into the expansion and miracle rogue and freeze mage are the only ones in the top 5 decks which look to take the game past turn 8-10 what the fuck went wrong
Isaac Miller
oh, okay well thanks.
Chase Wood
Name your top 3 least fun/exciting/hated decks to face against
>Zoo >N'zoth paladin >Control warrior
Hard to decide between cw and aggro shaman
Adrian Parker
I'll play you The highest rank I've gotten was 10 be gentle
Asher Smith
The design team.
Henry Price
Well the problem is they keep giving aggro more tools, when they should be creating less tools for aggro or not even create cards for aggro at all.
Shaman did not need a 4/7/7, Zoo did not need Donald Trump. They say they're slowing things down, but the tools they hand control decks are fucking mediocre in terms of dealing with anything they create for Aggro decks.
Basically, Blizzard is just shooting themselves in the foot every expansion and it's only a matter of time until they finally shoot themselves in the head and the game dies.
Evan Baker
>Everyone was so adamant standard would slow the meta down with nax and gvg going Boy were they wrong
Can't wait for this to happen next time
Benjamin Davis
>Control Warriors BMing because their cards are strong as fuck Congrats. Mindlessly removing everything I have with your 16 gorillion removal spells must be incredibly difficult for you.
Ryder Martin
They've already started the car in their closed garage by introducing standard. >Having a set of cards that will NEVER rotate out Seriously?
Jeremiah Bailey
It's not brainless! He has to decide if he wants to Tank Up before or after removing your entire board.
Christian Kelly
the only board clear they have that isnt laughably bad is a 2 card combo that leaves them with a 3/1. they also have oddly pretty poor healing options despite being the main healing class and have the weakest early and midgame out of any of the classes. Dragon priest can keep up but against everything except maybe straight face shaman its just going to be strictly worse than a cthun deck.
Priest is just in a really bad spot right now. They are only dominant against Nzoth paladin which has lost a lot of ground in the meta and true aggro decks which run out of steam and lose instantly the moment their opponent has 2 or 3 defensive cards during the first 5 turns. Their other matchups range from average to absolutely terrible.
Levi Bell
If they don't start rotating legendaries into their 'classic' set, this game won't make it out of next year.
Justin Green
>aggrocucks this mad
please post some funny looking fat men tipping fedoras
Blake Perry
>freeze >miracle (close second) >control priest
I don't give a fuck about aggro. Solitaire and entomb are the real cancer.
Christian Gray
>Dragon priest can keep up but against everything except maybe straight face shaman its just going to be strictly worse than a cthun deck. Confirming this as an avid Priest player. Dragon Priest is pretty shitty, it's alright and it will get you to Legend if you grind it out but so will most decks. N'zoth Dragon is slightly better, but control or C'thun really is the only way to go and the latter isn't that strong, either.
Gavin Rivera
nigger priest aggro shaman control warrior
Blake Taylor
>and true aggro decks
yes, which I was using. so they fucked me, hard.
Benjamin Cook
playing control against aggro is easy as fuck because you either have the cards to hold on till turn 5 and win or you dont and you lose. This has less to do with the deck being easy but rather aggro dragging the game into just playing cards on curve instead of trading up on value and pushing advantages when you are ahead.
Freeze Mage Miracle Control warrior
Luis Robinson
>H-how did I lose?!! I made a netdeck tempo warrior and EVERYTHING. SHIT DECK All the kids in here.
Joshua Rogers
Nah it's more like who has better early draws, really.
Charles Miller
>Build a druid brawler deck with just nothing but 7+ cost creature and alarm bots >Enemies can't do anything with 3rd turn rags So easy.
Jason Gutierrez
>a 200,000,000 2/9
who thought this shit was balanced?
Eli Collins
thats kind of what i meant by you either have the cards and you win or you dont and you lose
A control warrior with an ideal hand will beat an aggro shaman with an ideal hand for example.
Jackson Thompson
>controlshitter >forces opponent to do all of the thinking and playmaking >spends the entire game reacting to opponent's proactive plays >at least, he can just hero power + pass >at most, he can just hero power + pass + removal >has enough removal to last until his opponent has no cards left and thus cannot make any plays >literally wins games by doing nothing except waiting for the opponent to run out of things to do >this somehow makes him a master tactician and the superior player don't you have a church bake sale to go protest, lord fedora?
Asher Sanders
Oh yeah, for sure. My mistake.
Robert Rogers
Its like you never played against blue or something
Ethan Edwards
Anyone know how long the deal for Old Gods packs will be going on? If I make a new account for someone now can they log in 2 months from now and still get the packs/quests?
Jackson Mitchell
daily reminder to rope control warriors
Carter Bailey
>warcraft movie is worse than the angry birds movie
you goofed blizzard.
John Walker
I've never played control warrior but you guys makes me want to craft what I need to do one. If everybody gets so much butthurt, it can only be glorious.
John Gutierrez
>turning a 20 minute game into a 40 minute one
it's your life i guess
Josiah Ramirez
there is never any thinking involved in an aggro deck. you literally just play shit on curve and try to overpower your opponent before they can actually go through with their gameplan. there is also little to no thinking while playing against aggro as control because you dont have to think about value and can just mindlessly play removal.
Control vs Control games however actually take thought and have room for playmaking as you are required to build up advantages as the game goes along. Aggro vs Aggro games on the other hand never take thought and come down entirely to the turn 1-3 draws
Levi Torres
>Spend $200+ >Look up netdecks >I still can't win pls
Ian Cooper
>Reviews by normies >The Guardian claiming it was influenced by current racial tensions >A story from a game made 20 years ago
Most I've talked with say it's an okay movie, but not BvS tier awful.
Wyatt Powell
>Got to 13 after ~30-40 games playing ranked >Only been playing for a few weeks Granted, I've been playing Midrange Shaman because it was the only meta deck I could afford, but I'm still ok with this. Gonna try to hit 10 in the next few days.
>on topic picture, I swear
Brayden Lewis
>tfw the second and third deck I ever crafted were freeze mage and control warrior I am a salt harvester.
Christian Baker
Watching Kripp
>This guy deck is INSANE!!
>THAT was an absurd drop.... this is ridiculous!!
>Never lucky....
>Perfect curve... perfect answers.... my opponents are always so lucky...
>Bad player with perfect deck... legendaries... and perfect answers.... you don't need to be good like me on HS, you need to be lucky like him....
After losing on Round 1 or 2 >Did you see that? That was 12-0 deck guys...
After his opponent plays a turn 1 and turn 2 minion >I guess we lose this game guys...
Rng favors the opponent on Turn 1 or Turn 2 >The game is already lost, that decided the whole game
>Looks like Im dead...
Gets lucky >That wasn't lucky, it was a natural result given how skilled I am and how I even the odds with my plays and I set up this situation on advance several turns before.... my opponents ARE LUCKY....
Austin Taylor
>Most I've talked with say it's an okay movie, but not BvS tier awful. That's not a very high bar to clear. Wonder if it'll be yet another video game movie flop.
Matthew James
same story, but i got to rank 9 with a 70% winrate and now I've been stuck here for 25 games T_T
Ryder Sullivan
>Watching Kripp that was your first mistake your second was thinking anyone cares enough for you to post about it
Jace King
>giving a control player an entire extra minute to consider the optimal plays
Connor Wright
there is never any thinking involved in a control deck. you literally just play play removal and try to outlast your opponent before they can actually go through with their gameplan. there is also little to no thinking while playing against aggro as control because you dont have to think about value and can just mindlessly play removal.
Aggro vs Aggro games however actually take thought and have room for playmaking as you are required to build up advantages as the game goes along. Control vs Control games on the other hand never take thought and come down entirely to the turn 10+ draws because neither deck plays any minions so the games are decided through Golden Monkey rng.
Liam Taylor
I am in magic, playing things like Death&Taxes, I also have a Xiahou dun stay EDH. I wonder why I didn't take the leap yet in HS, maybe because I can't see the face of my opponent
Ryder Kelly
>a tavern brawl with wild cards and no taunt
face hunter is back in town
Charles Collins
Damn, nice. You beat me to it. I was gonna try to hit 10 in the next few days since I really haven't played very much ranked yet. Kinda getting into the zone of people who aren't terrible though, so I dunno.
Asher Martin
>responding to each other in copypasta
Jack Cook
>stay Stax* EDH Pic related is one of my favorite card, the reaction of the whole table is... delicious, and it fuck combo and control decks pretty hard.
Michael Cox
>doesnt even take the effort to change anything to the point where you look like a literal retard the stupidity of your average aggrocuck never ceases to amaze me
Brandon Parker
>When they don't kill your Brann and this shows up in your hand
Hello, boner?
It's me, Jamiroquai.
>Brann-Shadowcaster on Defender of Argus >Opponent concedes once he sees the massively boosted Brann you've created
Owen Bell
That "stay" supposed to be "stax?" If so, kudos. I'm running Meren stax. That early game Tangle Wire + Winter Orb gets me hard.
Dylan Allen
nice reading comprehension.
Tyler Hill
every archetype is as monotonous as the other.
>aggro vomit your hand onto the board until you win >midrange literally just trade up everything you can until you win >tempo spend all of your mana every turn until you win >control remove all of their shit until you win >combo wait until you get the right cards and win
if you think there's an archetype that is unique, has more than just one monotonous way of playing it, or it's honorable then you're literally retarded.
Daniel Cooper
>Play tempo warrior >Drop from 13 to 15 EPIC WIN EPIC WIN
Isaiah Carter
Nuts how good this card is with late game too. Reno, N'Zoth, etc.
Juan Barnes
pirate warrior, miracle, patron, and freeze are pretty cool though
Asher Moore
>Brann-Caster-Reno. Oh, the dream.
Evan Cook
you realize that the meta is not the same from 20 to legend right?
Eli Myers
Cheap-end player looking for advice on a Nzoth deck
-Harvest Golem used to be Spawn of N'zoth, but both don't seem to pull their own weight. Any alternative suggestions -Can't get Dark Iron Skulker for a good while and I need an alternative for board clearing. -Is Preparation worth the time and dust to get for this deck?
Jaxon Butler
>tempo warrior I am so sorry.
Caleb Thompson
>disconnect >lose Wow great fucking game blizz
Christopher Sullivan
honestly there are no decks in this game that actually require anything more than basic critical thinking skills and decision making, and when I say basic I mean something that a middle school child could easily grasp. After that it's just adding up numbers less than 10 to sums less than 30.
I enjoy the exacerbating the salt that gets exchanged from both sides whenever someone mentions aggro vs control. Half the time I shitpost in favor of aggro and the other half I pretend I'm a control player.
I play every deck type equally as often.
Robert Morris
>2016 >playing Orc meta
Why haven't you switched to wild yet goyim?
Also is illidan good in any deck? I've got that fucker 4 times and I always disenchant him, I think he wants something from me
Benjamin Stewart
>try to outlast your opponent before they can actually go through with their gameplan makes literally zero sense. Its obvious that you changed 1 word and didnt even bother to read what you were typing
>required to build up advantages as the game goes along also something that makes no sense in the context of aggro
Zero effort put into shitposting and making original thoughts, a perfect representation of your everyday fedora wearing aggrocuck
Connor Foster
>browsing the internet perfectly fine >game disconnects >your loss
Fucking bullshit. It's not my fault they can't buy working server.
Wyatt Torres
>about to lose >better dc myself! >no consequence this literally works in magic duel: origins. And its retarded. But ranks matter less so theres that
Angel Lewis
>Why haven't you switched to wild yet goyim? shut up dr boom go back to hell where you belong
Justin Price
HEH! Greetings, good sir. It is I, Garrosh, supreme control player. *tanks up before you*
Cameron Murphy
pirate warrior is aggro. miracle patron and freeze are for all intents and purposes combo decks.
and no, there's literally no particularly fun deck, it's all about what you like to play. there's no boring decks.
Jaxson Young
>How it feels to play doom 4
Caleb Long
>wild Fuck no, I spectated a friend and got PTSD from the Booms and Shredders.