what if playing ranked dota was only allowed after submitting your uni diploma to Valve
Cooper Nelson
>tfw 4k carry thinks he's pro freezing lane next to his tower when enemy offlane is jungling
Jeremiah Lee
Would you, /d2g/?
Jaxson Brown
>actually good OP thank fucking go
bkb doesnt stop bkb
Brayden Morales
>Retards who think they can "push" just because the lane is empty despite the fact they lack any wave clear
next time pick a support that can jungle
Xavier Lopez
>submitting your uni diploma
Cooper Bennett
what if sand king ult just had a long cast point instead of channel?
Jacob Roberts
>Fixed OP
God bless you, user
Christopher Cooper
are you implying university diplomas equate to intelligence
Jonathan Anderson
Anyone else here an original gangsta?
Michael Taylor
>play SF >still bad at razes
How do I into Shadow Feed this meta? I can't time my razes right.
Nicholas Williams
t. core only player who doesn't understand what pulling is
Easton Rivera
Not every hero and player can hit every CS under tower
Nothing tops you from picking a CM or w/e and being able to jungle
Adam Cox
Have you tried gitting gud?
Jason Gutierrez
get a bitchboi bounty to sit mid with a blightstone and get aura instead of raze. play like a clinkz with early deso and chew towers
Lucas Murphy
Upvoted.
Robert Evans
i mean the alternative is to actually practice and get good at razes but he wants an easy way out.
i never said it was going to win him all his games
Jacob Howard
Can someone recommend me a good mouse for dota? Preferably something big with large slope for thumb to rest. Also must be GNU/Linux compatible so no Razor shit please.
Dylan Thomas
What if SK's ult did damage based on how long he channeled it
Easton Taylor
what if zeus ult did damage based on how long he channeled it
Colton Jackson
Still practicing it with bots senpai, not dying is still a bit hard.
Isn't one level for aura enough? SF is like free gold for offlaners these days.
Luke Peterson
what if radiance did global damage but it doesn't cancel blink
Samuel Sanchez
what if there was a hero that could throw gold to do dmg
Michael Nguyen
what if you could pay real money for ingame gold during the game
Nathan Johnson
what if you could doom buildings
Ethan Gray
our girl is streaming
Robert Myers
what if you could crit buildings
Andrew Peterson
Dudde what if austic finale was chanelend
Adam Morgan
what if you could create a teamfight by pressing a button
Christopher Price
do we look like a fucking tech store, faggot? just get a fucking regular fucking m4 & m5 generic nigger mouse off amazon for 30 bucks
a mouse DOESNT have a massive impact on your gameplay dont be a fucking idiot
Samuel Ortiz
based
literally better dp
Levi Peterson
what if there was a veil but for physical damage
Connor Sanders
what if there was a medallion but for magical damage
Jaxon Cook
what if armor scaled with cosmetics
Nolan Young
what if there was a arcane boots but for health
Nicholas Brown
what if there was raindrops for physical damage
Elijah White
>doom t1 >tower still has 999 damage and 100000 armor literally BadJakiroE
Austin Hernandez
what if there was a bottle but for damage instead of mana/hp
Xavier Thomas
how do you get better at dota?
inb4
>last hit practice xd >ward their jungle lel >watch ur replays kid >watch strimmers
Lincoln Reyes
what if doom's starting armor and starting damage were swapped
Nicholas Martinez
What if there was a pipe but for pure damage?
Daniel Miller
what if there was a hero who only had stats?
Austin Murphy
What if huskar gained armor & damage block with his E
Jayden Cooper
what if you could pay people to get better at dota
Benjamin Walker
what if there was an armlet but for INT
Parker Bailey
what if lol is actually a better game and we just don't know
Zachary Bennett
what if there was a bkb for physical damage
Matthew Bennett
>If I greentext good advice it'll make it look bad ?
Anthony Roberts
always have scroll counter pick don't pick your autistic hipster non meta heroes look at the map
Austin Mitchell
what if tb could sunder himself
Jacob Perry
what if there was an armlet but for AGI
Julian Baker
what if there was an armlet that reduced your armour, str, and damage but gave you health regen
James Russell
what if I include an image with my post
Anthony Long
what if there was a ghost scepter but for magic damage
Aiden Ross
what if agi gave evasion
Xavier Long
>The OP is back again dog bless
Samuel Nguyen
what if skeleton king could cast his ult whenever he wanted like how abbadon can
Juan Ortiz
what if dagon hit towers?
Evan Thomas
what if undying had a permanent aegis
Liam Wood
M A D M A N A D M A N
Jace Allen
...
David Hernandez
what if refresher refreshed refresher
Jaxon Cooper
what if OD could overdose on INT?
Alexander Morris
what if there was an octarine but for items
Lucas Wright
what if there was demolish for heroes
Lincoln Butler
what if there was a dagon but for mana
Nolan Miller
what if phantom lancer had zealot charge
James Sanchez
what if cm could frostbite the ancient?
Jason Cox
what if sheever was actually a man
Mason Cox
what if some /d2g/ autist actually answered all these questions
Owen Sanchez
what if you could RP towers?
Evan Hernandez
what if Secret won Manila
Josiah Thomas
what if there was a diffusal blade but for health
Julian Miller
what if sheever loved me like I love her
Brayden Taylor
Then I'd be gay.
Henry Johnson
what if the communist chinese government banned dota?
Henry Martin
You'd be in jail for beastiality
Samuel Jackson
what if reddit balanced dota
Thomas Jones
what if there was a fishing rod item that you could heal yourself with in the river
Joseph Hughes
what if you could create illusions of towers
Parker Foster
what if d2g balanced dota
Daniel Gutierrez
what if you all shut the fuck up
Parker Williams
Spamming is a bannable offense
Dylan Evans
What if DC played CoL right now? Who would win?
Charles Carter
I havent touched dota since 2 years ago with the whole sniper / troll meta. I only got one question:
Is my nigga brewmaster still a trash hero or is he now at least decent? I just read the lastest patch notes and I feel like he just got nerfed again.
Thanks for feedback etc.
Jack Lewis
what if you could plant crops in the jungle and then get like free mangos
Joshua Reyes
what if heroes with shadow in their name got a free shadow blade
Josiah Turner
what if you could eblade the fountain
Tyler Perry
what if taylor swift did an announcer pack for dota?
Ethan Jenkins
what if icefrog buffed techies?
Liam Hughes
what if reddit never got techies nerfed
Carson Morales
what if invoker had a free tome of knowledge
Jeremiah Murphy
what if you could kiss your teammates for buffs
Jayden Roberts
I can't believe I'm saying this, but Nik, I'll forgive ALL of your misdoings if you BAN THIS SPAMMING FUCK
Nicholas Turner
Yea probably. Its a pretty feminine penis so I dont see why not