Hey biz

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Hey biz.

Me:
-pleb level 40hr/wk 55k/yr income
-massive debt from school
-worked part time for $13/hr to increase to $67k/yr
-wake up today, bored.
-quit 2nd job.
-think how to be rich like u guys

Basically what I'm looking for is you fools to tell me how much of a failure I am and give me ideas on how to derive supplemental income. Whether you're serious or not I will love you. I can learn anything, and I can do anything. I'm just bored and I guess a lot of money, or the pursuit of a lot of money will help me feel less bored. I'm considering buying a third pair of knee pads, is this a good idea?

I'll throw my shitty life at whoever gives the best/worst advice.

All urls found in this thread:
http://money4anon.com
Poker_Star
Poker_Star

aaa

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Crazy_Nice
Wealth is not how much money you make but how much money you save and invest. When you start viewing the world as an investor and saver and not as a consumer, then you've become Veeky Forums.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Gay porn.
Become tranny
Dress like a woman at work
Sue when you get fired

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Crazy_Nice
If you were smart, it's easy.
You work your ass up the ladder. Get connections. Learn to speak. Show dedication and intelligence. Within 10 years you're the CEO of the harbour.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Snarelure

This is so far the only thing I've seen that is helpful.

@Emberburn
you can do better.
I'm smart. Not really in an area for connections, but I'm trying. Me talk pretty already. I could work on the dedication, thanks.

girlDog
girlDog

@Sharpcharm
This is good. But I already do this. I trade 20% on event days, I save 80% for long term 5-8% interests, and I'm pretty good at it, but it could be because the market is bubbling. You have to have more than this. I'm more just looking for someone to tell me what to do.

cum2soon
cum2soon

http://money4anon.com

takes2long
takes2long

@girlDog
I'm more just looking for someone to tell me what to do.

sounds like you need a daddy ;)

farquit
farquit

@girlDog
give me money and invest in my company

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Crazy_Nice
youre doing well OP.. youre not a loser.. at least you have an income.. Just hang in there and try to aim for passive income in the next few years. You'll be living the life of leisure and luxury

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Crazy_Nice
Lol, personal finance and investing books user.

Its sad, but the dumbest thing you can do is work your ass off. I typicaly bit up the used book section or audiobooks. Just be careful of outdated information.

GL on not being a faggot O!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@cum2soon
How well does this actually work?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@takes2long
Honestly nothing is beyond me.

@farquit
I'll work for you for free and split whatever business idea you come up with 40/60 if it's good/something I can contribute to.

@Poker_Star
What's the best type of passive income I can get with an initial investment of $10-$15k?

@whereismyname
Suggestions? A lot of these books just tell me "lol ignore everything just invest in stuff because investment bankers don't know anything lol, no correlation, lol" Like if the best investment bankers didn't know anything why is it a career? Maybe I'm being too harsh/short-sighted on some of the topics in these books.

@cum2soon
@Sir_Gallonhead
Honestly what is this? I don't click on links ever.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Sir_Gallonhead
@hairygrape
It's a tutorial some other user put up yesterday on how to do basic internet/affiliate marketing.
It's actually pretty good.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Crazy_Nice
Monetize one of your skills. Good at working on cars? Sell your mechanic skills. Building AR-15s? Computers? Sell advice. Write a book and publish it on Amazon. Make a review website. Anything man.

TechHater
TechHater

@cum2soon

HAHAHAHAHA!

thank, but no thank you fucking shill.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Snarelure
@Sir_Gallonhead
I see. I know a few people that do it. After expenses they probably make $300 - $500/mo for putting in ~20hr - 30hr of work in a week. 500/80 = 6.25. You have to pick a really good niche and post original content at least 5-8 times a week to make it worth it. I'd draw the worth it line at about $15/hr and I don't think I can manage that. However, if I were to come across a sugar momma who can appeal to the female crowd and use pintrest 24/7 I'll keep affiliate marketing in mind.

I am not a robot, I've selected all images with trees.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TechHater

It is very shill.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@hairygrape
I invest in ETFs and Usury for the most part and hold a substantial amount of high risk memestocks and memecoins

$15k wont get you jack for passive income.. But if youre good at playing poloniex.. You can easily get $500 per day with that money. But its not advisable to put all your money in it because its risky as hell. High risk, High rewards and all dat crap.

Grandpa tier investments are good, but high risk is where the quick money is.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@hairygrape
Well, i read rich dad poor dad and it changed my life. There is a lot of controversy surrounding the whole company Robert Kiyosaki built but it's saved me a lot of money over the years just from the easy to read book full of pictures.

True most personal finance books don't get suoer involved in specifics. Most of the ones i read are intro to real estate and business types. I have another year or two until i really can get involved. God aweful boring but i've been studying how to write a business plan and getting a couple prepared.

They say the easiest and most proven path to wealth is to start businesses and use (assuming there is any) the excess cash it generates to invest in real estate.

They say that "real rich" people have 3 things
1.Education
2.Experience
3.Excess cash.

Once you have all 3 figured out i would guess youbarebwell on your way.

In any case good luck user. Any book i would recomend is probably years outdated. Just stay aways from dave ramesy and susan orman. / any of those assholes that tell you to cut up your credit cards.

Acquiring several credit cards and responsible use got my credit from 450 just just under 700. Saves me tons in interest.

Oh, signbup for credit Karma online. Its a fantastic free service.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Nojokur
Trees. Are you just here for summer or...???

Everyone knows us real anons click storefronts, grt told we did it wrong, then click more, then wait for more to load, then click more and submit.

Methshot
Methshot

@Crazy_Nice

You're not a failure. $55k/year is quite a fortune, wtf are you talking about? You can live frugally and save a shitton of money every year. Apparently you blow all that on some stupid shit. If i was you I'd save up like crazy, build up capital, take time to do m own research, invest in stocks and gold, take profits, reinvest. You won't even need any additional job. 55k is more than enough. Isn't that above average household income in the US? So you're already making more money than an average family with 2 working adults.

SniperWish
SniperWish

thx to the user who made the money4anon page. first thought its spam but dude thats just what i needed. Me and my bf have been putting up several pages ( hes studying programming in university 3rd year ) but well our page has been getting 2000 views a day ( with just 4 posts tho ) but addsense obviously doesnt work so thank u a lot !!!!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Evil_kitten
I'm confused, I was trying to be funny and act like I was a robot.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Methshot
I literally spend no money on anything.I'm just super fucking impatient, I was looking for good ideas. Thought I'd ask here.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Spazyfool
I just took a look, I don't really know how to analyze anything I'm seeing. Digitals are something I've stayed away from because I feel like it's impossible to take an educated guess. How do these markets change? Who has an edge?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Harmless_Venom
This response was very well done. Thanks.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@SniperWish
I'm sensing this site may not be as genuine as I originally thought.

Why are you advertising?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@whereismyname

" dumbest thing you can do is work your ass off" everyone should have this on a poster on their wall. In America, the harder you work, the less you get paid.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@ZeroReborn
As far as having an edge, everyone is equal. Its the only markets not dominated by algos. Average guy has a fighting chance to make money.

If looking at graphs and number crunching isnt your thing, then maybe low risk ETFs might be more suitable to you.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@CodeBuns
I can definitely crunch numbers. But does that really matter here? I'm looking further into these digital exchanges. Is there an intro to any of this? I'm having trouble wrapping my head around what I'm even looking at. I know what they are, where they come from etc. But why are they used, how does anyone research?

girlDog
girlDog

@Boy_vs_Girl

Basically exchanges are for pumping and dumping shitcoins, its the incubator of shitcoins.

most coins that are not BTC are PnDs. Just ride the shitcoin pumps and dump them for profit.

Its easier said than done though, because the markets are unpredictable, but if you time it right. its easy money

viagrandad
viagrandad

@GoogleCat
I don't think that's true. Why would that be true? I feel like that's propaganda for people not wanting others to succeed. If I made an extra $20k part time by picking up a 2nd job and working 80-90hr/wk I would hate my life, but that's an extra $20k that could go straight into any garbage stock that would average a 3% annual return. If you add in some monthly contribution you'd be set.

I clearly want something faster/riskier but I just don't see how working harder is bad.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@girlDog
So it's basically picking a cryptocurrency that increases in its trading volume over time?

How does that increase the coins value?

Is there anyway I can research this better without lurking/asking you directly like a child? I keep trying to google stuff but I'm not sure how valid any of the information is.

5mileys
5mileys

@SomethingNew

Trading volume will increase its value because more demand. Basically every shitcoin wants to be the next bitcoin. Similar to buying bitcoin at 10cents each and selling at $700, but on a smaller scale.

Most people want their favorite shitcoins to flourish. You can profit by buying the latest "HOT" shitcoin, and dumping it later after it gets over-bought, and it collapses.. the cycle repeats itself many times, plenty of opportunity to buy and sell at any given day

I dont do research on the shitcoins, they are far too many.. i just look at the graphs.. even if its a turd of a coin, if i can see a potential pump, im gonna ride it, and dump for profits

w8t4u
w8t4u

@5mileys
Do you make good money off of this? If you look at your monthly income based on this what is the percent increase month to month on average?

I don't see how looking at the graph gives us enough information to buy/sell. Seems like a gambler's fallacy/something that you'd need to be an insider on to rip a ton of money.

idontknow
idontknow

@w8t4u
I dont think there are any tutorials for trading them, as most people are either shills or FUD. I just learned from trial and error.

I make 100% ROI on a good day. On average I make around 5% ROI daily. But on bad days, I lose money. But thats part of the game. You have to accept everything.

WebTool
WebTool

@idontknow
5% average a month is fucking crazy. If that's true I sincerely appreciate your vision to dive into something that seems extremely convoluted and risky.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@WebTool
its very volatile. 30% fluctuations per day is quite common.

I didnt really have a vision when i started. I just wanted to gamble and try things out, and it payed off. At least with trading, i have some control over certain variables.

I only have $2000 worth of BTC, to play with at any given time, since i cash out fairly often to pay bills and minimize risk.

Just as an example: 3 weeks ago I netted $6000 in 1 day because of the ETC vs ETH split. Just an example of how lucrative it can be at times. And im just a small player, in the grand scheme of things.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@VisualMaster
So I should buy 4 BTC and throw them all in harambe coin and sleep until it triples?

Inmate
Inmate

@SniperWish
yes but do $50 first. just to get a hang of it. throw it all after you get confident

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Inmate
How do you get out? Is there a loss for leaving the market?

How do you get in?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@StrangeWizard
you incur a 0.01% fee for withdrawals. a 0.025% fee for buying and 0.015% for selling. As long as you make over 0.04% gains, you should be sweet. Dont get impatient tho.. Patience always pays off.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Spazyfool
Was going to apologize for asking a dumb question that I should have just googled. but you already got to it.

Thanks for being cool.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Nude_Bikergirl
yeah its all cool.. If you can turn your $50 into $60. It doesnt matter how long it takes, but if you can do that. you have a good chance of succeeding in the memecoin market.

Patience always pays off, Dont be too hasty when buying, as the markets are very fickle. I usually just set buy orders and wait for a downturn, and sell them after they recover.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@cum2soon

One real question, there are a lot options, but how does someone turn bitcoins into an actual currency?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@RumChicken
coinbase or GDAX is you live in the USA.. If not, most countries have their own local exchanges

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