Do you play poker? If not, give it a try

Methnerd
Methnerd

Do you play poker? If not, give it a try. It's very... Fun.

Hero (BTN): 110.5 BB
SB: 115.5 BB (VPIP: 60.00, PFR: 26.67, 3Bet Preflop: 18.18, Hands: 15)
BB: 44 BB (VPIP: 20.00, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 5)
UTG: 100 BB (VPIP: 66.67, PFR: 33.33, 3Bet Preflop: 50.00, Hands: 3)
CO: 215 BB (VPIP: 23.68, PFR: 15.79, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 41)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Jd Ad
fold, CO raises to 3 BB, Hero raises to 10 BB, fold, fold, CO calls 7 BB

Flop : (21.5 BB, 2 players) 8h Ac 5s
CO checks, Hero bets 11 BB, CO calls 11 BB

Turn : (43.5 BB, 2 players) 7c
CO checks, Hero bets 16 BB, CO calls 16 BB

River : (75.5 BB, 2 players) 8c
CO checks, Hero bets 73.5 BB and is all-in, CO calls 73.5 BB

Hero shows Jd Ad (Two Pair, Aces and Eights)
(Pre 30%, Flop 14%, Turn 7%)

CO shows Qd As (Two Pair, Aces and Eights)
(Pre 70%, Flop 86%, Turn 93%)

CO wins 211.5 BB

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Idk how to play and it seems like gambling if you don't

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Having good times!

MP: 100 BB (VPIP: 16.67, PFR: 16.67, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 6)
CO: 179 BB (VPIP: 29.03, PFR: 19.35, 3Bet Preflop: 14.29, Hands: 31)
BTN: 100 BB (VPIP: 15.00, PFR: 5.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 20)
SB: 72 BB (VPIP: 21.55, PFR: 16.86, 3Bet Preflop: 6.47, Hands: 444)
Hero (BB): 101.5 BB
UTG: 137 BB (VPIP: 13.00, PFR: 10.09, 3Bet Preflop: 4.05, Hands: 461)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 9s 9h
fold, fold, fold, fold, SB raises to 3 BB, Hero calls 2 BB

Flop : (6 BB, 2 players) 6h 7h 4h
SB bets 3 BB, Hero calls 3 BB

Turn : (12 BB, 2 players) Jc
SB checks, Hero bets 6 BB, SB raises to 23 BB, Hero raises to 95.5 BB and is all-in, SB calls 43 BB and is all-in

River : (144 BB, 2 players) Ts

SB shows Jd Js (Three of a Kind, Jacks)
(Pre 82%, Flop 56%, Turn 82%)

Hero shows 9s 9h (One Pair, Nines)
(Pre 18%, Flop 44%, Turn 18%)

SB wins 137 BB

Snarelure
Snarelure

Hahahaha!!

UTG: 100 BB (VPIP: 22.81, PFR: 21.05, 3Bet Preflop: 15.79, Hands: 60)
CO: 45 BB (VPIP: 66.67, PFR: 21.21, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 33)
BTN: 230.5 BB (VPIP: 20.80, PFR: 17.77, 3Bet Preflop: 12.51, Hands: 2,440)
SB: 241.5 BB (VPIP: 21.82, PFR: 16.31, 3Bet Preflop: 6.37, Hands: 422)
Hero (BB): 100 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 8s 9c
UTG raises to 3 BB, CO calls 3 BB, BTN calls 3 BB, fold, Hero calls 2 BB

Flop : (12.5 BB, 4 players) 8d 9s Js
Hero bets 6 BB, UTG calls 6 BB, CO calls 6 BB, BTN calls 6 BB

Turn : (36.5 BB, 4 players) 2s
Hero bets 15 BB, fold, CO calls 15 BB, fold

River : (66.5 BB, 2 players) 6h
Hero bets 76 BB and is all-in, CO calls 21 BB and is all-in

CO shows Qs 3s (Flush, Queen High)
(Pre 56%, Flop 41%, Turn 91%)

Hero shows 8s 9c (Two Pair, Nines and Eights)
(Pre 44%, Flop 59%, Turn 9%)

CO wins 103.5 BB

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

THESE WOULDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

UTG: 119.5 BB (VPIP: 18.02, PFR: 11.11, 3Bet Preflop: 2.48, Hands: 418)
MP: 165 BB (VPIP: 17.29, PFR: 9.77, 3Bet Preflop: 6.00, Hands: 136)
CO: 24.5 BB (VPIP: 91.67, PFR: 41.67, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 15)
BTN: 151.5 BB (VPIP: 29.03, PFR: 19.35, 3Bet Preflop: 9.09, Hands: 64)
Hero (SB): 162 BB
BB: 118 BB (VPIP: 12.50, PFR: 9.67, 3Bet Preflop: 3.54, Hands: 617)

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Ah 7h
fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to 3 BB, Hero calls 2.5 BB, fold

Flop : (7 BB, 2 players) 8s 5d 6c
Hero bets 4 BB, BTN calls 4 BB

Turn : (15 BB, 2 players) Qs
Hero bets 8 BB, BTN calls 8 BB

River : (31 BB, 2 players) Js
Hero checks, BTN bets 19.5 BB, Hero calls 19.5 BB

BTN shows Qh Ac (One Pair, Queens)
(Pre 70%, Flop 57%, Turn 82%)

Hero shows Ah 7h (High Card, Ace)
(Pre 30%, Flop 43%, Turn 18%)

BTN wins 66.5 BB

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Burnblaze
flat calling out of the small blind
donk betting the flop
check calling the river w/ ace high
being mad that you lost w/ a dominated hand

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Methnerd
What's hilarious is that every hand you posted in this thread is so poorly played that I have no idea why you are even posting them. Are you trolling? You don't really believe that these hands are bad beats do you?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Dreamworx
he doesn't defend with a7s in the blinds
he actually folds to steal 90% of the time

he doesn't build a pot up right away with equity
he also doesn't utilize fold equity against a range of two face cards
not realizing I also block his combos

he folds 100% to a bet on the river
he gets floated off of his hands 100% of the time

UTG: 100 BB (VPIP: 25.64, PFR: 24.36, 3Bet Preflop: 12.00, Hands: 82)
MP: 140 BB (VPIP: 15.70, PFR: 14.05, 3Bet Preflop: 7.50, Hands: 129)
CO: 97.5 BB (VPIP: 69.77, PFR: 18.60, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 43)
BTN: 100 BB (VPIP: 50.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 2)
SB: 243.5 BB (VPIP: 21.65, PFR: 16.52, 3Bet Preflop: 7.14, Hands: 454)
Hero (BB): 102.5 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Td Ad
fold, fold, CO calls 1 BB, fold, fold, Hero raises to 4 BB, CO calls 3 BB

Flop : (8.5 BB, 2 players) 4c 6d Ks
Hero checks, CO checks

Turn : (8.5 BB, 2 players) 6s
Hero checks, CO bets 4 BB, Hero calls 4 BB

River : (16.5 BB, 2 players) 4s
Hero checks, CO bets 8 BB, Hero calls 8 BB

CO shows 7h 9s (Two Pair, Sixes and Fours)
(Pre 34%, Flop 24%, Turn 14%)

Hero shows Td Ad (Two Pair, Sixes and Fours)
(Pre 66%, Flop 76%, Turn 86%)

Hero wins 31 BB

he'll complain I didn't cbet this hand
he'll complain that I called a double float with only ace high

farquit
farquit

CO: 100.5 BB (VPIP: 15.96, PFR: 13.30, 3Bet Preflop: 6.41, Hands: 191)
BTN: 352 BB (VPIP: 33.33, PFR: 8.33, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 13)
SB: 202 BB (VPIP: 17.01, PFR: 11.34, 3Bet Preflop: 8.45, Hands: 198)
BB: 123 BB (VPIP: 26.21, PFR: 17.00, 3Bet Preflop: 6.52, Hands: 512)
Hero (UTG): 101.5 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Qs Qc
Hero raises to 3.5 BB, fold, fold, fold, BB calls 2.5 BB

Flop : (7.5 BB, 2 players) Qh Js Ks
BB checks, Hero bets 5 BB, BB raises to 16 BB, Hero calls 11 BB

Turn : (39.5 BB, 2 players) 8h
BB bets 23 BB, Hero calls 23 BB

River : (85.5 BB, 2 players) 5d
BB bets 49 BB, Hero calls 49 BB

BB shows Tc Ad (Straight, Ace High)
(Pre 28%, Flop 61%, Turn 77%)

Hero shows Qs Qc (Three of a Kind, Queens)
(Pre 72%, Flop 39%, Turn 23%)

BB wins 174.5 BB

Emberfire
Emberfire

CO: 115 BB (VPIP: 26.67, PFR: 20.48, 3Bet Preflop: 10.77, Hands: 217)
BTN: 110.5 BB (VPIP: 18.12, PFR: 16.08, 3Bet Preflop: 7.14, Hands: 294)
SB: 40 BB (VPIP: 28.40, PFR: 22.47, 3Bet Preflop: 9.33, Hands: 530)
BB: 100 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 35)
UTG: 258.5 BB (VPIP: 26.69, PFR: 17.22, 3Bet Preflop: 7.04, Hands: 595)
Hero (MP): 230 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Kh Ks
UTG raises to 4 BB, Hero raises to 12 BB, fold, fold, fold, BB raises to 33.5 BB, fold, Hero raises to 230 BB and is all-in, BB calls 66.5 BB and is all-in

Flop : (204.5 BB, 2 players) Qh 5h 3h

Turn : (204.5 BB, 2 players) Ts

River : (204.5 BB, 2 players) Th

BB shows Qd Qc (Full House, Queens full of Tens)
(Pre 19%, Flop 66%, Turn 77%)

Hero shows Kh Ks (Flush, King High)
(Pre 81%, Flop 34%, Turn 23%)

BB wins 194.5 BB

Flameblow
Flameblow

this guy is a fucking nigger bumhunting faggot that ruins the game every table he sits at. i make it a point to play against him as hard as i can or to tank every table he's on to discourage him from playing. i fucking hate short stackers.

BB: 40 BB (VPIP: 28.84, PFR: 22.72, 3Bet Preflop: 9.29, Hands: 496)
Hero (UTG): 103.5 BB
CO: 100 BB (VPIP: 15.85, PFR: 13.92, 3Bet Preflop: 9.48, Hands: 525)
BTN: 105.5 BB (VPIP: 17.36, PFR: 14.94, 3Bet Preflop: 7.14, Hands: 247)
SB: 184 BB (VPIP: 22.54, PFR: 19.65, 3Bet Preflop: 8.96, Hands: 176)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Qs Ah
Hero raises to 3.5 BB, fold, fold, fold, BB raises to 12 BB, Hero raises to 103.5 BB and is all-in, BB calls 28 BB and is all-in

Flop : (80.5 BB, 2 players) 8s 7c Ts

Turn : (80.5 BB, 2 players) Tc

River : (80.5 BB, 2 players) 5d

BB shows 9d 9c (Two Pair, Tens and Nines)
(Pre 56%, Flop 74%, Turn 86%)

Hero shows Qs Ah (One Pair, Tens)
(Pre 44%, Flop 26%, Turn 14%)

BB wins 76.5 BB

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I knew this guy was bluffing, let him bluff into me, but didn't bet the river cause I figured he hit the Q. Turns out, the dumbass is a fucking idiot.

UTG: 122 BB (VPIP: 30.00, PFR: 33.33, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 10)
Hero (MP): 108.5 BB
CO: 100 BB (VPIP: 15.45, PFR: 13.86, 3Bet Preflop: 10.11, Hands: 452)
BTN: 101.5 BB (VPIP: 17.05, PFR: 14.20, 3Bet Preflop: 6.94, Hands: 179)
SB: 106 BB (VPIP: 22.22, PFR: 19.84, 3Bet Preflop: 11.76, Hands: 129)
BB: 204 BB (VPIP: 18.08, PFR: 11.86, 3Bet Preflop: 9.09, Hands: 180)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Td Th
fold, Hero raises to 3.5 BB, fold, fold, SB calls 3 BB, fold

Flop : (8 BB, 2 players) 8s 6s Ac
SB checks, Hero bets 4 BB, SB raises to 12 BB, Hero calls 8 BB

Turn : (32 BB, 2 players) 4h
SB bets 20 BB, Hero calls 20 BB

River : (72 BB, 2 players) Qs
SB checks, Hero checks

Hero shows Td Th (One Pair, Tens)
(Pre 56%, Flop 74%, Turn 86%)

SB shows Jh Qc (One Pair, Queens)
(Pre 44%, Flop 26%, Turn 14%)

SB wins 68.5 BB

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Flameblow
@LuckyDusty
Why so mad, bro? Just get better.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

play zoom/fastforward
a guy limps while I'm the big blind
every street he takes extremely fucking long to do what he always does (nothing)
don't even bother trying to bluff him because I'm drawing dead and these kind of retards can't fold before the river to save their lives
Is it weird for me to get really tilted by this shit? Here comes an idiot to slow down the one game that's supposed to be fast, and the only way for me to do something about it it's to risk a disproportionate amount of money on a hand I didn't even intend to play.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Flameblow
@LuckyDusty

waaaaaaaaaaahh mommy those mean big kids aren't playing the game right

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperGod
@Crazy_Nice
he doesn't abuse short stackers until they buy in full so he can get full value out of them
he thinks that donks getting lucky is a bad thing

BB: 73 BB (VPIP: 23.53, PFR: 11.76, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 18)
UTG: 91.5 BB (VPIP: 33.33, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 9)
MP: 127.5 BB (VPIP: 12.73, PFR: 7.27, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 59)
CO: 172.5 BB (VPIP: 19.28, PFR: 12.65, 3Bet Preflop: 9.38, Hands: 169)
BTN: 324.5 BB (VPIP: 19.64, PFR: 14.29, 3Bet Preflop: 1.19, Hands: 233)
Hero (SB): 103.5 BB

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Qc Qd
fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to 4 BB, Hero raises to 12 BB, fold, BTN calls 8 BB

Flop : (25 BB, 2 players) Jh 3s 5s
Hero bets 15 BB, BTN calls 15 BB

Turn : (55 BB, 2 players) Ts
Hero bets 76.5 BB and is all-in, BTN calls 76.5 BB

River : (208 BB, 2 players) 8d

BTN shows Ah Js (One Pair, Jacks)
(Pre 29%, Flop 25%, Turn 30%)

Hero shows Qc Qd (One Pair, Queens)
(Pre 71%, Flop 75%, Turn 70%)

Hero wins 198 BB

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

what the fuck is going on in this thread?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@haveahappyday
Just some donkey who thinks he plays poker well. He seriously thinks the only reason he loses is because of "lucky players" and not because he sucks lol

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methnerd
I'm pretty sure 3-betting AJs against a CO open with 15% PFR is a leak. Calling keeps a lot of crap in his range that will always Cbet A-high flops giving AJs a lot more value. By 3betting you're allowing him to play perfectly against you by him folding out everything worse and calling/4betting everything better.

@Carnalpleasure
Meh, the moneys almost always getting in here.

@Snarelure
I hate calling with drawing OOP, but with those odds I can understand why you did it. Bet bigger on the flop.

@Burnblaze
What is your donk-bet range here? If you're only doing this with draws this seems super exploitable. And depending on your donk-bet range you don't necessarily need to be calling this river because I'd imagine this hand would be pretty close to the bottom of that range.

@Snarelure
Against an Aggrotard I actually like the line you took here a lot and I'd agree that Cbetting is turning a pretty good SDV hand into a bluff which obviously you don't want to do.

@farquit
Cooler. I'm a bit surprised you wouldn't get the money in on the flop here considered that he'll likely call you off with AQ, AJ, JJ, and possibly even TT here a lot.

@Emberfire
Standard.

@Flameblow
Against an Aggro short stacker this is probably a fine line. I can see a call with AQ being alright too because then he'll have more bluffs in his range that I'm sure he'll be betting on damn near every flop, but its pretty marginal either way.

@LuckyDusty
Against someone who c/r a lot I like your line. Yeah the river is unfortunate, but that's just the nature of the game I guess.

@WebTool
Nice hand. A lot of bad players would be "lol scared of the flush here"

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Emberburn
pic related

@Emberfire
my donk betting range usually consists of flush draws and sets. idk if i can balance out well enough with 2p and straight draws.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Nude_Bikergirl
Please response.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Need_TLC
in live casinos you could complain and if another complains have him removed from the table
otherwise bring up another table or something to prevent that from happening

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Also, how do I play draws on A-high, K-high flops? I'm not sure if I can have a balanced raising range there since me not 3betting preflop rules out having top set.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

uncap your calling range

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Methnerd
Not sure why you pushed all in on the river here. Most of the hands that he is calling with beat yours.

@Carnalpleasure
Why would you push all in with a possible straight, a possible flush, and an overcard out there? Just incredibly stupid play. You had middle pair and a really low flush draw. Unbelievable how bad you played this.

@Snarelure
Again, another stupid play. It seems like you are only thinking about your hand and not what your opponent might have. A check on the turn and a value bet on the river would have been good but the only move you know is AI. Stupid stupid.

@Burnblaze
Total idiot call on the river. I don't know what the fuck was in your head.

@farquit
Cooler. This is probably the only hand you couldn't fuck up.

@Emberfire
Oh wow your kings held up against Qs! What an awesome poker player you are!

@Flameblow
He had a marginally better hand than you preflop. I'm glad his 9s held up against your AQ.

@LuckyDusty
I'm surprised he didnt push AI on the river. Since you are incapable of folding ever he could have wrecked you even more. Maybe he just didnt know you were a -total- donkey.

@WebTool
Holy shit! You actually played one right. Eh, you would have been all in with 10s, though lmfao. When are you ever in a hand where you are not AI by the river? So far you have done it with air, with a marginal hand, with a decent hand, and with a solid hand. I really think that's your only move. I would call you a complete fish again, but you wouldnt believe me anyways. Fish hardly ever know they are fish.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TreeEater
Exactly the response I was hoping for. Never impove, baby.

Evilember
Evilember

So how do you guys usually study the game? Other than constructing hand ranges and sometimes reading books, I look up hand histories with results on 2+2 to practice my hand reading.

Methshot
Methshot

@Evilember
ever reading 2+2

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methshot
So what's a better poker forum?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TreeEater
there is no good poker forum anymore
poker is dead

5mileys
5mileys

Is poker a good way to make a quick buck part time? I'm in between jobs and would rather shoot myself then settle for retail slavery.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@5mileys
reminder: only fish are real

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Methshot
@VisualMaster
But what's so bad about it? I barely even post myself, I just wanna read hand histories. Is there a better alternative for that?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@StonedTime
its extremely infested with group-think. they have threads dedicated to shaming and doxxing certain users they dont agree with. i was ip banned from there for suggesting that whites aren't inherently racist. even in the micro strategy omaha sections is infested with sjw bullshit. way too much fucking trolling too most of the strat you actually do read is trolling.

plus too many scammers and cheats and the owners don't give a fuck about the site other than to make money with and push their products and to give platforms to their friends.

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