Mark 8:36King James Version (KJV)

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Mark 8:36King James Version (KJV)

36 For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

All urls found in this thread:
http://www.accra24.com/2015/03/2015-top-10-richest-pastors-in-world.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hudson_County_Burial_Grounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32p8d6OudgU
http://imgur.com/a/RwKxr
farquit
farquit

@Sir_Gallonhead
Because you sacrifice yourself for the betterment of humanity. Because you sacrifice yourself to gain a soul. Not like a degenerate like you would ever understand that.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
you are calling the gospel writer, Mark a degenerate, or the Holy Spirit ?

massdebater
massdebater

@Sir_Gallonhead
Proverbs 10:4
Lazy hands make for poverty, but diligent hands bring wealth.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@SomethingNew
@Sir_Gallonhead
Jokes on you OP, you lived poor and shit your whole life only to die into nothingness cos god doesn't exist.

So the only time you ever had existing was worshiping a dead kike on a stick and being poor, for nothing.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@iluvmen
god doesn't exist , cause some random racist online said so .

@massdebater
36 For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@lostmypassword
Revelation 3:17

You say, ‘I am rich; I have acquired wealth and do not need a thing.’ But you do not realize that you are wretched, pitiful, poor, blind and naked.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@kizzmybutt
yea good one.

maybe i'll use it on my next thread

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Gigastrength
also fixed it

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Skullbone
lol. as if that even matters to the dead.

Evilember
Evilember

@Sir_Gallonhead
S-So you're saying I should live large and selfishly while I'm alive because it doesn't matter when I'm dead?
CAN DO!!
Phew and here I was thinking god wanted me to live ascetically.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberfire
Poor man dies soon and will be forgotten.

Rich man lives a long happy life of pleasure. After he dies, he will be remembered for his philanthropic deeds.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Firespawn
will be remembered
lol
does that genuinely make you feel better about being murdered by time?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Sir_Gallonhead
fixed that for you

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@RavySnake
And lo! He doth reveal his divine word with divine dubs. And ye shall know it to be true.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TalkBomber
No i do not want to be murdered by time, but I cant really do anything about it, so why bother?

That may change in the future tho, with Genetic engineering. Create long-lifespan humans. But that will be after im gone, most likely

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TalkBomber
yes, you're quoting the wrong part though.
lives a long happy life of pleasure

DeathDog
DeathDog

@RavySnake
you're delusional about the length of eternity

eGremlin
eGremlin

@DeathDog
And your blind faith in a magical super-being who supposedly dictates unwavering rules of universal conduct is actually a brain defect that would qualify as mental illness under modern medical definitions. You are literally retarded, but we're all too politically correct to tell you.

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin
my faith isn't blind. how mentally unsound of you to assume without facts.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

That's some fucking gay shit right there

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@FastChef
assume without facts.
Oh the fucking irony. The mentally ill poorfag who believes that a magical being controls the universe (and who's son is a zombie, btw) is lecturing me about facts.

I don't hold it against you. You're just not as smart as the rest of us. No disrespect intended.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

be rich
afford cutting-edge biological rejuvenation treatment
ride the wave of new treatments escape velocity and become immortal
humanity reaches a stage where we can escape the solar system before we get red dwarfed
before the heat death of universe humanity reaches a stage where we can spawn a wormhole into younger universe
Check-mate OP

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Ignoramus
this has literally never happened before in the history of mankind

thinks it will happen to you.

@CodeBuns
yes, stick to your crossword puzzles.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Supergrass
this has literally never happened before in the history of mankind
What kind of retarded sophistry is this? Every single humanity invention did not happen before it happened.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Sorry, can't hear you throught all this stonework.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Need_TLC
yea, i cant wait till the internet invents a way to filter out people who use fuzzy and just plain broken logic.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
can't hear anything on earth cuz your physical body is dead ;)

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Lord_Tryzalot
You realize your feelings of smugness on Mongolian basket-weaving forum will also be for naught once you're dead?

farquit
farquit

@MPmaster
nice try ;)

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@farquit
http://www.accra24.com/2015/03/2015-top-10-richest-pastors-in-world.html

What do you have to say about this, godly user

5mileys
5mileys

@haveahappyday
good for them ?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@5mileys
that goes the same for the rich anons in Veeky Forums too.. good for them

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@haveahappyday
@5mileys
just because you are filthy rich does not mean you automatically go to hell and same goes for the poor not every poor goes to heaven rite?

Techpill
Techpill

@Poker_Star
no you dont go to hell if you are filthy rich. User:XmgWKutu has no say on wether they go to hell or not

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Techpill
right. only jesus.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TreeEater
so what's the thread even about?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Snarelure
how did you interpret it?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Snarelure
don't chase wealth with greedy intentions, don't let money consume your life.
it's alright to work hard and be wealthy

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Flameblow
honestly idk i got no answer

girlDog
girlDog

@RavySnake
Fixed

idontknow
idontknow

@girlDog
cope harder.

massdebater
massdebater

@Sir_Gallonhead

Ezekiel 23:20

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

idontknow
idontknow

@massdebater
sounds good. you should put that on your tombstone.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Sir_Gallonhead
Being poor is not fun, life is about journey not the destiny.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@kizzmybutt
Being rich makes you a wretched and pitiful
This is just pure jealousy, the most kindest and friendliest human beings I've ever met have been upper class and middle class. I have never been assaulted or stolen from the upper and middle class, it's the lower class steals with out any remorse, it's completely disgusting, they think they're entitled to my fucking posesións..

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Spazyfool
or maybe you think you are entitled to "your" possessions, at everyone else's expense?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Harmless_Venom
that study is over 30 years old. Kill yourself. Nearly every 3rd world shithole has a cellphone these days with more processing power than all the computers on earth when this study was done.

farquit
farquit

@Harmless_Venom
That's not how capitalism works, no one works for free. I spend 700 dollar's on a phone, at&t get's 20% and apple makes 80 (not real numbers) 1% of that 80% goes for the suicidal china men making iPhones.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Sir_Gallonhead
when youre death you dont care.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Sir_Gallonhead
but if there are no rich people, who pays for your welfare?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Nude_Bikergirl
This. Fucking freshman anthropology students know you can determine the relative wealth of someone based on their burial (or lack of it).

Try harder, OP. People would rather be rich than poor.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Garbage Can Lid
you could try praying to God for it to happen. KEK

girlDog
girlDog

But the rich wouldn't choose cheap dirt or soil to be buried in, I mean look at that shit, plus their own would be a little bit wider cause of the big fancy coffin and the grass would be more green around it.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Sir_Gallonhead
unironically believing in fairy tales

eGremlin
eGremlin

someone pls fix this to show rich guys living forever with immortality in a stanford torus while pajeet lives in a mud hut and gets buried in a landfill

;~;

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Emberfire
Shithead. The cemeteries in my area have some impressive gravemarkers and mausoleums for the prominent citizens who basically built up the area back in the early 1900s. 100 years or so after they died one can walk by and easily see their names and the time they spent on earth and know that they were very important people.

On the other hand, look what a whole bunch of nobodies got...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hudson_County_Burial_Grounds

Draw your own conclusions.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Sir_Gallonhead
For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
So it's kinda odd but as it turns out. Once you realize your time is up, you attempt to change humanity for the better, give to charity/philanthropy .
Once you get to the top, give it away.
I think one of the finance books i read said something like, "some of us are better than others at business" once we have gained/taken all the money it's time to give back.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Stupidasole
While I agree with you being a Christian myself the way you began this thread isn't going to attract meaningful responses.

@CodeBuns
Nice string of insults. Really not an argument.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@CodeBuns
As someone that is actually grappling with faith issues after having basically given up the church. The meaningless of life is worse than the promise of false hope.
I did far to much research into the cannon of the "holy bible" of the catholic church and comparative study to conclude that it's based in reality.
I'm not convinced that I'm better off having learned what I have as I now fear my death in a way that believing in nothing would have comforted me.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Lunatick
that it's based in reality.
That the bible is made up, the claim that it is and me confirming it. Not that the bible is a factual account.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Lord_Tryzalot
@Lunatick
First of all Catholicism is a not true depiction of Christianity. It's a 6th century heresy. But most people like you who leave the faith probably never grasped Christianity which is evident by your inability to produce a good reason for disbelieving in it.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Sir_Gallonhead
HAHAHAHA. Were the only discipline of Christ that maters.
If we aren't go back 2000 years and make another one better/more important.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Sir_Gallonhead
Oh wait.
inability to produce a good reason for disbelieving in it.
What are you asking for as a "good reason" define it.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@MPmaster
So are you an atheist or not? The Papacy only came into existence around the 4th century. It's a historical novum. Biblical Christianity is different. You are only converting from another false religion (Roman Catholicism) to another (Secular humanism).

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Spamalot
I'm a confirmed catholic, I can into apologetic if I need to.
The papacy and the roots of THE church are different.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Evil_kitten
@Spamalot
the only true "religion" is knowing the holy spirt of God thru christ, and seeking daily to discern and follow his Divine will .

happy_sad
happy_sad

@viagrandad
CRDR
(CANT READ DIDN'T READ)

5mileys
5mileys

@viagrandad
It's other way around. You know Christ through the Holy Spirit.

@Evil_kitten
The church started in Acts 2 on the day of Pentecost. The Roman (Catholic) church as the supreme church over all started in the 70 AD but assumed authority over everyone in the year 350

But about the Bible being unreliable? Who are you asking? The Jesus seminar? Bart Ehrman?

askme
askme

@5mileys
don't pervert the word.

we only have our sins washed away thru the blood of christ.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@askme
Try and read.

the only true "religion" is knowing the holy spirt of God thru christ, and seeking daily to discern and follow
Read your Bible. We know the Triune God only through the Holy Spirit who regenerates us.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Bidwell
*citation needed*

Emberburn
Emberburn

/biz flooded with xtian nutjobs

Aren't you amerifats supposed to be sleeping at this hour?

Nothing wrong with knowledge about theology, but you user really seem to believe in this unverifiable shit.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Veeky Forums is a Christian board. We have been blessed by the lord with great wealth

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberburn
it was verified plenty of times, by plenty of different people .

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Emberburn
every credible historian admits jesus existed, there is simply too much evidence to refute his lyfe.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TalkBomber
So was Allah, ghosts, demons and a bunch of other superstitions.

@CodeBuns
Nice fallacious quote, combined with your own goalpost-moving statement.

Turn the other cheek, go to bed or another board, you horrible horrible people.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Carnalpleasure
the goalpost was the OP.
ur just mad you cant score .

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperGod
Real cartoons > Christian cartoons
Rock music > Christian rock music
Real people > Christians

The goalpost comment = this is not about if historians agree that some dead jew called Jesus existed or not.

Not getting that, is priceless!

Now go turn the other cheek before I release the lions

pic related. The extrapolated argument of any christian

Supergrass
Supergrass

@DeathDog
moves the goal post
complains about goalpost being moved.
gotta love facts tho...
;)

Inmate
Inmate

@Supergrass
that pic
Seems like you need to remind yourself about the rules you are supposed to adhere to.

Darn, I do love using your own superstition against you.

James 1:26
"If anyone thinks himself to be religious, and yet does not bridle his tongue but deceives his own heart, this man's religion is worthless."

"
Ephesians 5:4
"and there must be no filthiness and silly talk, or coarse jesting, which are not fitting, but rather giving of thanks."

pic related. A wiser man than you.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Inmate
i just made you admit the bible is a divine standard that people should be held to.
all your other arguments are invalid.

pic related , its you now .

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Snarelure
not only do I live a life guided by superstition
My reading comprehension is pretty shitty

Enjoy your cancer, god-boy. Don't forget to pray

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TurtleCat
yes enjoy eternal suffering in hell , satan worshipper.
say hi to your mom for me, btw ;) :p

King_Martha
King_Martha

@StrangeWizard
pretending to be jesusfreak on peruvian cocaineboard
just go to /r, dickhead

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@King_Martha
poor thang.

you don't get to tell me how a christian is supposed to act , faggot.

God does , and despite your most firmly held delusions, u aint god ;)

whereismyname
whereismyname

@ZeroReborn
you don't get to tell me how a christian is supposed to act ,

Yes, I do. Silly boy. It is all there in your book, the book whose tenets you are in violation of every-hour-of-the-day.

u aint god
Wrong again. I am the closest thing to god you will ever encounter.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@whereismyname
this
/biz/thread/1450869#p1450879

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@whereismyname
DIO = God

This is a DIO thread now
post rare DIO's

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Crazy_Nice
DIO = dead
Jesus = dead
God = dead
DIO = god

This is a religious thread so we can screw logic this way. Dio is god. Amen.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Snarelure
this is literally you.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Snarelure

if you think this was bad, imagine eternal damnation ;)

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Boy_vs_Girl

they're gonna eat you alive in they're , famalizam

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Sir_Gallonhead
imagine eternal damnation
Imagine having a life here on earth!

yfw believing the same crap, but accidentally in Syria

likme
likme

@cum2soon
famalizam
They are your famalizam!

Playboyize
Playboyize

@likme
bitching and trolling isn't gonna change Gods judgement eternity.

Techpill
Techpill

@Sir_Gallonhead
www.daveramsey.com

You need to study your bible son.
Start with King Solomon.

Also grammar.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Playboyize
isn't gonna
Yes gonna.

mfw happy family values

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Seek the Truth.
Stop quoting the bible out of context.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Sir_Gallonhead
What does any of this have to do with business?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Sorry pic for God's Ants

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Sharpcharm
xtianity has absolutely nothing to do with business, except for:
networking in a church setting
the con that is organized religion

Evilember
Evilember

@Snarelure
when you get to judgement, be sure to quote bill hicks lol .

WebTool
WebTool

@Evilember
when you get to allah or jahve, remember to recant

And stop being a fucking child!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Evilember
Why are protestants so bad at photoshop?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Emberfire
If you are going to join a religion to network for business everyone knows you should become a Jew.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@LuckyDusty
This could now be a jew business thread.

How to convert or fake it for business purposes?

The cool thing is that one can be an atheist jew.

xtians < jews
the lesser evil

Nojokur
Nojokur

@WebTool
takes a joker seriously
bases life on words of a hoaxer

hmmmmm. gee that seems wise...

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BlogWobbles
Why are protestants so bad at photoshop?
Is this a trick question?

They suck at every secular task?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Nojokur
This is an atheist network you are using to spread your idiocy, kid.

yf among a bunch of other jesus-believers.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Nojokur
I've shown you yours.
@Skullbone
Now show me mine. Protip without condemning me to sulfur and ash.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Boy_vs_Girl
I believe in God. I don't believe in 99% of the bible or the shitshow calling themselves christians.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Are you guys shitposting on Veeky Forums hoping someone will pay you to stop?

Techpill
Techpill

@Bidwell
That is perfectly fine. I can live with your sort. Most christians on the other hand should be sent off to the gas. After all, that is not more than fair. An eye for an eye.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Poker_Star
Just waiting for the xtians to go away.

this temple is so pretty only the one true god could have built it

Firespawn
Firespawn

@viagrandad

let me get serious with you for a minute.
spamming this thread isn't gonna change you're virginity .

you're obviously conflicted

if you were so confident in sin , you go live in sin.
your childish tantrum on 4 chan , is just that.
a childish tantrum on 4 chan.

grow up and obey christ .

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Poker_Star
This only started cause some Amerifat christian forgot that this is daytime in Europe, and started shilling for his particular brand of heeb desert ghost. Boring old message. Terrible timing.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Firespawn
calling someone virgin like it is a bad thing
telling them to obey christ
only nouveaux christ-fags can be this deluded.

also:
so butthurt so he gets YOUR and YOU'RE wrong

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Techpill
Fuck I thought the image limit was 150 whelp I'm out.

@Firespawn
oh man a christian using virginity as an insult.
I'm going to tell your preacher.

also please get ye back to grammar school.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32p8d6OudgU

TechHater
TechHater

@CouchChiller
grow up .

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TechHater
no comeback
gotcha with an actual serious point. you flunk debate class, kid

JunkTop
JunkTop

@ZeroReborn
virgin detected.

get off line and hire a sex worker.
commit to your love of sin and hate towards God.
you are wasting your life away. especially considering you have an eternity of hell to look forward to . go enjoy the sin you have chosen at least.

seriously.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@AwesomeTucker
heres your come back.
@AwesomeTucker
take my advice and stop wasting your short life .

if you have to lower your standards, lower them.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@JunkTop
get off line and hire a sex worker.
still confused about whether or not virgin is a good or bad thing

"The body is not for sexual immorality but for the Lord, and the Lord for the body."

Supergrass
Supergrass

@CodeBuns
take my advice
yeah, I can totally see that happen

I am implying I am not wasting my life
You telling me that you are stuck in front of your computer due to a handicap?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

there is only a handful of religions that are good for Veeky Forums

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Need_TLC
This is nr 2

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nude_Bikergirl
This is nr 3

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Crazy_Nice
This is nr 4

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Harmless_Venom
This is not one of them

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@GoogleCat
Friendly advice. A little morality lesson for all of you.

Go talk to your "pastor" (I know all you cunts have one)

Tell him how you spent your morning.

Show him some of your posts.

Does he approve?

Ponder his answer.

Me, I have acted fully in line with MY ethical framework. You have not.

you < me

5mileys
5mileys

@Supergrass
i'm not the one convinced its okay to live a life of selfish sinful indulgences .
my life is boring and painful and conservative, because i live for christ.
what is your excuse for trolling a christian, when you could be having an orgy and doing coke and what not?

likme
likme

@Evil_kitten
i dont have to talk 2 a pastor , jesus is my best friend.

for some reason u still think i have 2 justify my walk with christ with you , even tho u insist you want nothing to do with christ,
go fuck urself dickface, lol . honestly.

im not trying 2 convert you.
im showing u wat a shallow peice of shit u are.

jesus knows more about how i should live my life, than a sad sack lifeless troll on Veeky Forums .

your just mad u cant use my faith to control me.
jesus isn't gonna let u do that.
so just give up .

go live your life of sin

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@5mileys
my life is boring and painful and conservative
Ahahaahhahaa. I will just let it rest there.

Oh jolly jolly good. You just cracked. Lucky that the wheelchair props you up.

Go do the work of god then, you shithead nutter. Go talk to your pastor, tell him how you spent your morning. Repent. You sinful sperglord

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@likme
jesus is my best friend.
The delusion is strong with you, kid. There is no difference between you and a mental patient, except location

i have 2 justify my walk
Yes, you do.

go fuck urself dickface, lol
The lol does not eliminate the sin
"Colossians 4:6, NIV. “Let your conversation be always full of grace, . . . so that you may know how to answer everyone.”"

sad sack lifeless troll on Veeky Forums .
Beam, meet plank. I bet I know the bible better than you kid.

your just mad
I am ok but your spelling hurts my soul.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Poker_Star
I am doing the work of God.
I'm not suprised you dont approve of it.

let me remind you again

u aint god. i dont give a fuck what u think

shit or get off the pot sinner.

God isn't going to honor your cowardice, hell bound sinner .

go enjoy you're sin.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Skullbone
I am doing the work of God.
Here? No, you are wasting your god-given life

u aint god
I am tho

i dont give a fuck what u think
Every single post you have posted show that you do

go enjoy you're sin.
If Jesus was so great, why hasn't he calmed your mind and taught you how to spell under duress?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Reminder. Your existence on this board is against your core values.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

One side brings pleasure.

The other one is a life-long chore for an imaginary reward

RumChicken
RumChicken

@5mileys
my life is boring and painful and conservative

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
being a butthurt virging desperately arguing with a christian online
pleasure

yea ok. @Flameblow
i dont give a damb about u, narcisist, go get laid , lower your standards.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RumChicken

don't threaten me with a good time ;)

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@StonedTime
virging
damb
I don't give a
my spelling ability has decreased with 90% since I started getting pounded

pic related. What you ain't got. A happy family

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@5mileys
my life is boring and painful

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Sharpcharm
"Colossians 4:6, NIV. “Let your conversation be always full of grace, . . . so that you may know how to answer everyone.”"

sinner thinks they can use the bible as a tool to control the children of God.

kiss my ass.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Reminder that you have been living an illusion since about... year 32

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@PurpleCharger
@BinaryMan

being here arguing with me in this thread, isn't really making your case for how great ur selfish cowardly life of sin and willful disobedience to god is, but feel free to continue , i got nothing better 2 do . ;)

whereismyname
whereismyname

@GoogleCat
thinks he can ignore proverbs when he wants to

Your faith is a weather-vane. You will be dead soon. Alone, your soul going into nothing in the cold soil.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Ignoramus
isn't really making your case for how great ur selfish cowardly life of sin and willful disobedience to god is,

My entire belief-structure is fallacious. Strawmen is a favourite.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@StrangeWizard

get a life yo. srsly.
you don't have to be here chimping out about christianity . its pathetic.

you dont get nothing out of doing this. the fires in hell aint gonna be any cooler cuz u stuck up for lies like this.

just go live ur great sinful lyfe.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@5mileys
my life is boring and painful and conservative
Imagine what you could have instead

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@likme
, jesus is my best friend.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Religion could be OK. But you Christians really are the worst people ever

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Spazyfool
whats wrong
didn't get invited to the orgy?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Dreamworx
lol . if i could have it , why don't you?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@5mileys
my life is boring and painful and conservative,
Why don't you have this if your imaginary friend is so great?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Nude_Bikergirl
lol. yea right.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Crazy_Nice
if i could have it
Spinal injury? Why can't you fuck?

All you need to do is talk to them

Also, you have failed this rule all day:

King_Martha
King_Martha

@5mileys
Did that a few months ago. Funny thing about coke is its really difficult to get hard on vasoconstrictors.

Actual constructive life advice for your next orgy. Avoid the coke. Try bathsalts instead.

As for the women its extremely frustrating being that horny and unable to cum.

Coke is a great deal like adderall with a half cup of coffee.

@likme
Sure Jesus is your best friend but are you his?
From what I read about the guy he didn't like people like you. He hung out with us sinners.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Harmless_Venom
you wouldn't understand.

just go enjoy your life of sin.

girlDog
girlDog

@5mileys
boring and painful
So take it off, along with the illusion of an interventionist god

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spamalot
I am most days, better some days than never, kid

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Sir_Gallonhead
You're not talking about religion. You're condemning all who disagree with you to hell.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Boy_vs_Girl
@King_Martha
if you don't in the bible or jesus, why do you keep trying to use it to condemn me?

checkmate.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Spamalot
you wouldn't understand.
God does not care about you.

Reminder: this argument happens cause you failed the first commandment:
Don't be a cunt

Now go read something real

Bidwell
Bidwell

@happy_sad
thats where ur going.
sorry if u dont like it. truth hurts. @girlDog
God , the creator of all we see, cant be "taken off"

you can either ignore him , or obey him.

massdebater
massdebater

@SomethingNew
if you don't in the bible or jesus,
Cause I am smarter than you. I read it, I know it better than you. I have debunked the weak parts

why do you keep trying to use it to condemn me?
Told you. Cause you are a cunt.

checkmate.
I am dancing circles around you

Pic related. Another great non-christian

idontknow
idontknow

@w8t4u
no thank you . but thanks for wasting your short life of sin to try to convince me to go to hell with you ; )

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@massdebater
we aren't fighting.
because i cant be beaten.
neither can you.
we are having what people call a conversation.

at least thats how i see it.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Bidwell
Other sane people are arguing with you, and you are all alone

Gotta leave. My family brought me food. Now ponder why Jesus isn't providing you the same.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@kizzmybutt
Nah, people have conversations. You are only half-human.

Techpill
Techpill

@massdebater
ur a loser and a virgin.

i have already had sex hundreds of times.

lol is that why u are so miffed.
cause i wont let u jack off?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Poker_Star

u dont have a family, you are utterly alone and pathetic and a virgin and a liar. i know exactly whats going on here, dont forget, jesus reveals truth to me and i accept it. .

i really do think u should go get laid and give up ur online troll campain already.
dont u think its been long enough?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Deadlyinx
go lose ur virginity already. honestly .

its that simple

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@SomethingNew
I've read three different versions of bibles cover to cover 5 times in my life. Along with innumerable recitations of various passages.

You would do well to do the same along with some assistance from someone who went to some sort of seminary b/c clearly you need help.

@kizzmybutt
You have lost at least 6 times, yet claim you are not beaten.

@Techpill
The sex you have with your pastor doesn't count.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Techpill
i have already had sex hundreds of times.

Evilember
Evilember

@Sharpcharm
@Burnblaze

go get laid.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evilember
But really. NOBODY would ever say "I have ALREADY had sex hundreds of times" unless a complete virgin or a serious beta.

Are you beta user?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperGod
already bored of your life of disobedience to christ that this is what you do?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Evilember
get laid

the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither FORNICATORS, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RavySnake
bored of your life of disobedience to christ
Why do you disobey christ?

I have never subscribed to his philosophy, so I can not disobey him.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@RavySnake
Are you beta user?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Techpill
seriously you've had sex for maybe what half a year and now you're an expert.

go read some real shit javascript:;about sex, I like most of the stuff those hindu's wrote about it.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Spazyfool
Different Christian user here. The idea isn't that riches are bad. If you idolize money (which I am also guilty of) it leads to a wretched and pitiful and pitiful life. It is sort of like a parable. I'm a finance major because I want to make a lot of money, but I want to support my family, support my friends in need, and give where I see the need. Those are my goals and I would never say that I am completely self sufficient because I have wealth as I am a flawed human by sin.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@5mileys
my life is boring and painful and conservative, because i live for christ.
Are you beta, user?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
i jsut dont care.
im hardcore.

it aint for you tho. go live a life of sin .

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@PurpleCharger
Different Christian user here.
So how do you feel about the behaviour of the other christian user here? Don't you feel it is problematic that the christian "umbrella" covers the most hateful with the most meek, all in the same club?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Stark_Naked
im hardcore.
Don't you think you would feel happier if you tried to better yourself to alfa?

Have you pondered suicide?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Booteefool
no thanks.

jesus talks to me daily , i hear him . obey him and we are friends.
i wouldn't trade that with the world.

i have assurances and promises from him
and no amount of bullshit and trolling on line will change that.
but feel free 2 keep trying.

you can find out just how hardcore i am .

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spamalot
jesus talks to me daily , i hear him . obey him and we are friends.

It is because you are nuts. I think the holes from solvent sniffing has made you catch religion.

hardcore
You mean what used to be called straight edge? You negroes are the worst. Religion is a put-on for you guys, just as that piercing in your face. You used to suck weed from a bucket-bong, now you are sucking religion from some opportune outreach pastor, that probably found you while you were dumpster diving at a truck-stop while hiding from the remains of your broken family.

Religion is a fad for you. And you are getting it wrong. Try reading the bible, and understanding it. You can not absorb it by word of mouth like some deluded ISIS member (which is basically what you are)

you can find out just how hardcore i am .
How? You'll probably be dead in five. Your entire existence will amount to nothing and there will be no afterlife for you. Learn to like it.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@happy_sad
It is because you are nuts. I think the holes from solvent sniffing has made you catch religion.

i think ur just mad u aint friends with the creator of the universe .

;)

keep saying stuff 2 me tho.

maybe ur trolls will be more powerful than God

Inmate
Inmate

@happy_sad
Religion is a fad for you

i cant deny God or the miracles he shows me daily.

keep trolling tho. maybe you will over power that with ur Veeky Forums lies.

hell might even get u laid.

likme
likme

@iluvmen
So you used to sniff glue?

How close was I? Do you have a facial piercing? Avoidance is admittance.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Inmate
i cant deny God or the miracles he shows me daily.

You will lose your delusion and you will die in pain, probably in a pool of your own piss. Facts of life.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@likme
what is ur point here with this?
what do u want out of this?

for God to stop talking to me and showing me undeniable signs and miracles everyday?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Inmate
the miracles he shows me daily.
Has he given you a real family yet? And no, your church-group does not count. I am talking about a woman that gives you meals and a baby?

Methshot
Methshot

@kizzmybutt

what is ur point here with this?
To show that you are a walking talking cliché.

So you have a facial piercing.

Did a charismatic pastor reach you when you were down and out? Were you running from your family, or lack thereof, at that time?

Snarelure
Snarelure

My father spoke this verse to me last night i will share it with you.

Mathew: ... 14Take your pay and go. I want to give this last man the same as I gave you. 15Do I not have the right to do as I please with what is mine? Or are you envious because I am generous?’ 16So the last will be first, and the first will be last.”…

Our wealth is not fascinating by God's grace we might see our virtues rewarded or unnoticed but it remains to be a secondary to our own choices which are what is truly important.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methshot
Did a charismatic pastor reach you when you were down and out? Were you running from your family, or lack thereof, at that time?

kinda hard 2 argue with the voice of God

its way easier 2 argue with a belligerent troll virgin on Veeky Forums.

@Gigastrength
the gifts he has givin me are worth much more than shallow earthly vanities.

Evilember
Evilember

@Skullbone
so the pastor gave you deep earthly vanities?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Snarelure
cool story bro

kinda hard 2 argue with the voice of God
Thank you for being a cliché. That was not the voice of god. That was the word of a confused man.

So you have a facial piercing, check
You were running from your family and in a weak state when you were bamboozled, check
You have an addiction history, check.

a wife and a child are now earthly vanities
You are a half man:
" ‘Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh’"

You are ISIS. God has given you nothing. You do not have a family. Your existence is a chore. You have no real love. You cling on to the illusion of god to save your life. The life that you tried to take once before.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Evilember
pardon me , butthurt sinner?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TalkBomber
That was not the voice of god. That was the word of a confused man

no , i hear God , he talks 2 me thru everything , he is all powerful, he actually likes me and helps me , and shows me undeniable signs and miracles.

i want u 2 understand that first.

then once u do .
u can more properly adress how i am supposed 2 disobey, and ignore that to live the live of sin u keep advocating but refuse 2 go live.

u keep trolling but u aint saying nothing.
ur obviously lonely and very pathetic.

if u would stoop this lol for attention and conversation. think about it.
its really sad.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperWish
Have you sinned today?

Have you performed god's work here today?

No, you have not.
You have failed in humility (ask your bible)

you have expressed foul thoughts. (ask your bible)

You have wasted your god given time.(ask your bible)

Am I not right in these claims?

BTW, do you even possess the linguistic skill to understand god's word as written in the bible, or do you require verbal instruction?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@BlogWobbles
he talks 2 me thru everything ,
So what does he say about your deed today? Have you done well? Have you won any hearts and minds?

Every mental asylum is full of people that hear voices. How are you different?

I am not trolling. I am giving you a hard time cause you came in here like a cunt, like so many of your tribe. This is Veeky Forums. Do you ever do Veeky Forums? How do you make a living? I am certain that you are not earning your daily bread by sweat.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BinaryMan
So what does he say about your deed today? Have you done well?

he approves everything i do.
he lives thru me , with the holy spirit.
he has a purpose and plan . i dont question it.
and i certainly dont feel obligated to satisfy the whims of some chick online.

Every mental asylum is full of people that hear voices. How are you different?

undeniable signs and miracle daily walk with christ building of faith thru trials and tests .
just like any of the other prophets and major biblical heros

How do you make a living?
seek ye first the kingdom of god and his righteousness and all these things will be added unto you.

sweat.
you'll be sweating an awful lot in hell.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
@RumChicken
(ask your bible)

why when i can talk 2 and ask god.

he said ur a liar, will be punished and i am doing his will. . .

sorry for you.

ur mad cuz god is just , so u wanna take it out on me. u wouldn't be so belligerent towards me if u knew i wasn't the real deal . im flattered. but u will pay.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Garbage Can Lid
Has an issue with people use fuzzy and broken logic
Believes in god

Pick one, user. There is no logical reason to believe in something that cannot be proven.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Ignoramus
he approves everything i do.
Like pic related ISISwithak47.jpg

And just like him you have absolutely no knowledge about the written word of god.

Don't let your facial piercing get caught in the door on the way out, you living walking talking cliché child.

hell
Santa Claus will get you before I ever reach hell. Your hell is just around the corner though, soon to be dead dumpster-diver.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Need_TLC
it was proven to me. BY GOD

i dont need to run everything by some lying troll chick on Veeky Forums before i believe it or not.
SORRY CHARLIE .

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Illusionz
he said ur a liar, will be punished and i am doing his will. . .
Funny. That is what he told me about you

i have still not read the bible.
What a tool you are. That is essential.

Bet you have never been abroad either. I am 100% certain about that.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Nude_Bikergirl
keep lying over the promises God made to me and confirms everyday.

perhaps it will somehow benifit your life.

btw. im not gonna stop believe just cuz u keep angrily trolling
u must know that

so u are very lonely and desperate for conversation and attention

it is sad and pathetic.

go live ur life of sin.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Crazy_Nice
stop trying 2 have conversation with me.
i dont like u .
u are a coward and liar.

go get laid .

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Harmless_Venom
keep lying
Which specific lie?

im not gonna stop believe
This is not about you. I really don't give a fuck about you. I just wish you keep your Taliban shit in the forums designed for it (R)

u are very lonely and desperate
What does that make you?

go live ur life of sin.
What do you think I am doing?

girlDog
girlDog

@Garbage Can Lid
So it was proven to you by something that didn't exist? Does he talk to you in your head? By the sounds of it you're just mentally unstable. Like one of the other anons said you're just retarded and actually think you're points are meaningful. There is no purpose for us to be on this planet and there is not purpose for us being alive. You can try to reason with yourself all you want, but these are the facts.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Boy_vs_Girl
stop trying 2 have conversation with me.
Stop trying to have a conversation with me.

i dont like u
You are supposed to love me. Another part you have missed.

go get laid .
That is fornication. Another sin

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Stupidasole
Guess you didn't have anything to say on the matter. Pray in one hand, shit in the other. See which one fills up first.

FastChef
FastChef

@Sir_Gallonhead
Not throwing the poor into the bog

Nobody is digging a 6ft deep hole for free.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Sharpcharm
27My sheep listen to My voice; I know them, and they follow Me. 28I give them eternal life, and they will never perish. No one can snatch them out of My hand. 29My Father who has given them to Me is greater than all. No one can snatch them out of My Father’s hand.…

FastChef
FastChef

OP is salty af.

Doesn't matter if everything is meaningless and we all die, that's going to happen regardless.

But today I had a nice leisurely day where I worked 6 hours in a nice office, then I went home to my flat in South Ken that my parents bought for me. I don't slave away, I don't lose hairs over debts, and this summer I went on three holiday to sunny places. My weekend will be nice and relaxed, and the next 10 years of my life are going to be virtually stress free, and I'm only 25 so I have another 50+ years of enjoying this. Whereas at the end of the day once you're done shitposting, OP has to get up from his computer and go back to grind away in the rat race or be a NEET and experience an unpleasant life day in and day out.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@FastChef
Matthew 5:13-16New International Version (NIV)

Salt and Light
13 “You are the salt of the earth. But if the salt loses its saltiness, how can it be made salty again? It is no longer good for anything, except to be thrown out and trampled underfoot.

14 “You are the light of the world. A town built on a hill cannot be hidden. 15 Neither do people light a lamp and put it under a bowl. Instead they put it on its stand, and it gives light to everyone in the house. 16 In the same way, let your light shine before others, that they may see your good deeds and glorify your Father in heaven.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@DeathDog
Columbo

Skullbone
Skullbone

OP has never heard of the pyramids

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@lostmypassword
So I'm not well versed in theology, but could the poverty and wealth line not refer to humanity as a whole benefiting from diligence and not simply an individual?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi
i dont understand you're question.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Nude_Bikergirl
of course u don't, trailer trash cunt. You wear your religion as a zit on your arse. Go die already.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Carnalpleasure
triple doG dare you to say it to my face
http://imgur.com/a/RwKxr

SniperGod
SniperGod

@RavySnake
saying it to your face
Turn the other cheek already, you cherry-picking soon-to-be-dead faux christian wanker.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Lol you have been conned by the JEWS

As a former JEW, their whole religion is based off following "Gods" law makes you RICH in this life, and when you die, you die.

As a former CHRISTIAN
JESUS was a JEW who understood this, and had his followers create a religion to con the goyim of rome to become Jewish slaves that "obey their ruling authorities".

Also read some dank ass history and you will understand that the first major religions came from the Sumerians as with writing before judaism or christianity EVER
EXISTED

IF GOD LOVES YOU SO MUCH
WHY ARE YOU POOR?

NAME ONE FACT
THAT ISN'T FROM THE BIBLE THAT SAYS YOU GET ANYTHING AFTER YOU DIE.

likme
likme

@Sir_Gallonhead
implying I'm a christcuck

FastChef
FastChef

@Skullbone
he's never been in vatican city

Skullbone
Skullbone

@FastChef
whoosh, went right past me

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Skullbone
?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Stark_Naked
oh wow yea, your "fresh out of high school, "i just watched fight club" break down
of creationism , the origin of the universe and world history is so fresh and factually informed..
why didn't i think of any of this on my life long quest for higher truth

thanks !!

Playboyize
Playboyize

@eGremlin
when educated modernity fails to grasp theological issues that man has grappled with for thousands of years
There are many things that crush my heart, but seeing people dismiss religion wholesale is perhaps one of the worst.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Sir_Gallonhead
god wants his children to be wealthy but also understand they are wealthy because of him and not of their own works

anybody teaching that being poor is holy is a fool

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

KJV
into the trash

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