Hypothetical

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Hypothetical: What would Veeky Forums do with $500k black cash?

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https://www.irs.gov/businesses/gifts-from-foreign-person
Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Ignoramus
paint it the correct color

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Ignoramus
Turn it into the police for a reward.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Ignoramus
I wouldn't get myself into this position in the first place.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@whereismyname
launder it so it would be white

King_Martha
King_Martha

500k is not a lot of money

farquit
farquit

@King_Martha
4U

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Ignoramus
go to casino, spend a couple days hanging at the bar, play a little roulette. walk out with 495k tax-free money

Bidwell
Bidwell

Buy two rental properties for a passive income of $48,000 annually. Or use it to secure a loan for a fast food franchise.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@cum2soon
Gee I bet no one's thought of that before

Evilember
Evilember

My first priority would be to buy lots of Bitcoin,that would take time though because it would be meeting up with buyers as well as using Bitcoin ATMs to keep it anonymous,at the same time I would be laundering the money over a period of years using a small cash business,as well as keeping some under my bed for living expenses.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Evilember
This

takes2long
takes2long

@Ignoramus
Pay for 5000 $100 blowjobs

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

yes

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Bidwell
I don't know what black cash is

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

buy gold anonymously from local pawn shops, a lot of it

maybe invest in a business or two that may benefit my situation.. like a used car dealership or something. i'd probably build it slower than necessary over the course of time

pay all living expenses within reason in cash

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Quit job and maintain a minimal lifestyle for a long time enjoying my freedom from wagecuckery.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Bidwell
black money
buy properties
You are fucking retarded.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Ignoramus
Lynch it if it tried to sleep with my daughter.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Dreamworx
Not disowning your daughter
KEK
U
C
K

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Ignoramus
give about 10,000 anonymous donations to my 10,000 friends.

likme
likme

@Ignoramus
buy gold plated kneepads

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I'd probably just end up spending it all at Wal Mart on groceries and diapers.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Dreamworx
don't you mean you're wife's daughter?

Methnerd
Methnerd

I'd be
living like a baller loc
having money and blowing hella chronic smoke

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Emberfire
@Fuzzy_Logic
I didn't see that part.
You fucking faggot

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
If I wanted to make it easy:
Probably go to a small business owner I trust and have him pay me for work that I'm never doing. Ask him what margins he makes and make it worth it for him. If I make it out with 40% then it's an easy 200K with literally no working and check direct deposited to my account every week.

If I wanted to make it back with minimal losses:
Use cyptocurrencies and slowly siphon 100-500 a day in and build a wallet -> exchange -> wallet -> account system and once I get to like 25K in the exchange siphon it out at the same rate I'm putting it in.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

buy ETH

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Harmless_Venom
Commit a crime for a federal crime for 500k.
If I wanted to commit crimes for money I would just use it to buy a ton of black market goods that I would trade for clean money.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Poker_Star
If I wanted to commit crimes for money I would just use it to buy a ton of black market goods that I would trade for clean money.

Then you will be audited based on those goods. EX: How did you pay for them?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@CouchChiller
This, just spend it a little at a time over the course of your life

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Shoot it for being black

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Ignoramus
https://www.irs.gov/businesses/gifts-from-foreign-person
Thank you my Russian friend

King_Martha
King_Martha

You can do small things with it

buy cars with cash

boats with cash

All terrains vehicles with cash

food

house improvements- tradesguys LOVE being

paid in cash as they dont have to claim it and get taxed on it

drugs

hookers

small time gambling- DO NOT gamble 500k, dont be a dumbass like @cum2soon
said to do

alcohol

entertainment- vidya, big screen tvs

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Fuzzy_Logic
Joke's on you. I'm ethnic Chinese and will buy property in California. The crooks in the U.S. real estate system will just look the other way as they'll think I'm another kleptocrat from mainland China.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@iluvmen
Enjoy your time in jail my friend. Would you like to buy some dog meat?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Continue working as usual. Possibly use LBC to buy bitcoins.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Ignoramus

Move it to the back of my bus

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Ignoramus
deposit into my bank account. invest it. live NEET life for next 30 years

takes2long
takes2long

Id buy luxuary car and 'rent' it to people for 1100 a day. In 454 days I have 500k white money

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@takes2long
see
@PackManBrainlure

viagrandad
viagrandad

What if you open a large amount of fake fundraisers and allow anonymous donations and 'donate' the money to yourself 'anonymously'

takes2long
takes2long

@viagrandad
or become a camwhore and pretend to recieve large amounts of tips

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Lunatick
deposit into my bank account.

Good luck with that, frog poster.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Ignoramus
become a neet, rent a cheap departament and smoke weed and play videogames all day

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Nude_Bikergirl
this

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