/d2g/ the dota 2 general

Rolling for Luna.

Rolling for Snake tits

>inb4 autism of the moon

>Pinoys always cheer for the better team

Based Manila

nth for Riki with phase, dagger and maelstrom is a guaranteed win

Traxex or Lanaya please.

we only care about tier 1 teams here m8888

is this the most successful the TL org has ever been if they win manila?

Teaja never won anything massive, usual just stomped foreign shitters at dreamhacks / iems.

youtube.com/watch?v=1baCfxw6DAk

>We used to have it all, but now's our curtain call
>So hold for the applause, oh
>And wave out to the crowd, and take our final bow
>Oh, it's our time to go, but at least we stole the show

nth for alliance are so close to being teir 1 it hurts me physically

Naga or bust!

Should there be a separate "Mini Major" just for the NA players/teams so they might have some fun too? It's obvious that they are not on par with the rest.

rolling for fuTA

>Why are 0 of the humanoid dota heros asian
>G-guys no asian hero r-right?

Free Yous

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what if?

yeah, absolutely
maybe the prize pool could be 30k or something?

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incoming faglords rolling for their waifus

they may not have had a chance coming into this major, but I hope this was a good wake up call for them to improve. I truly hope they get this shit together before TI.

It was great when TI5 happened and 5 of those became meta as fuck

who is your favorite champ?

>WHY DO YOU PLAY THIS GAME IF YOUVE NEVER PLAYED IT BEFORE?!.png

>google about PGL to check who they are
>see this on their home site

what did they mean?

Thats horrific

BLACK HOLE

Last place is already 30k xD

>grand finals day
>starts 10AM local time

why

how long until arteezy quits dota and goes back to school?

Pudge, i always have fun with him both when we're winning and losing
and he is completely viable in my high 3k/low 4k unranked trench

rtc destroyed them. I hate EG and I'm sad.

>implying he isn't making bank as a stealth ops team assassin

Multiple confirmed team kills.

they start at the same time as every other day

they are playing potentially 8 games, just one less than today

I know it may be hard but stop being retarded, please

who /matumba/ here?

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There should be more Valve-sponsored tournaments for smaller teams
It's ridiculous that a small pool of players hold like 99% of prize money

what a slut

Whyd she do it bros?

Has there ever been a team as boring as current Liquid?

Reminder that this game needs a hotfix patch before tomorrow or we are going to witness yet another cat and mouse draft around LS and Beastmaster, right click strat or memepushing.

EG

Which ever knocked out team you clearly support

95% of all NA teams.

All three remaining teams seem equally boring to me

Newbee

They are literally never interesting to watch and they always pick the most meta heroes possible. How do people cheer for them?

>PICK LIFESTEALER
>YOUR CHANCE OF WINNING IS 70%

nice fucking hero dotards

EG

because they are good at the game and i like watching good dota?

>hontrash shipjumpers like moon and new pros like MC and Miracle are already raking in more cash than he is
>even Madara has now surpassed him as a greater meme
if shitrekt fails in the open qualifiers he might either quit altogether or become a meme streamer like Sing

>amerishitters are THIS mad

Alliance

>NAcucks on a suicide watch

There is nothing good about current state of dota unless Liquid or OG gets defeated which in return would act as a proof of dota being balanced rather than being easily solved with one older meta strategy or the currently powerbuffed STR 3-4 core heal strat

Alliance use gay strats but they aren't boring. Liquid is just boring textbook Dota.

Now that old EG is back I'm fine ;) You Yurocucks had your fun.

Every chink team

>old EG is back
>straight into the dumpster

lmao

>tier 1 team
>with Loda

Why did MVP shit the bed. I wanted to see them win this major for Korean Dota.

LGD picked Timbersaw and Rubick.

How can you call them more boring than Liquid's STR five core right click strat?

>EG loses
>the MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE fag returns

Every time.

Meanwhile the hero d2g and reddit screamed was OP last week, Slark, sits at 46% winrate.

I have never liked how EG played starting from SADBOYS onwards, try again retard.

Though the Great American Cleave game was fantastic.

>tfw no chink vs chink GF
Really sad man. Only chinks know how to play dota.

Liquid only won this game on the back of the OP hero slark.

what is your go to image for (You)'s in d2g?

futa is gay

Just kys Godz.

Is there something more sweet on planet earth than EG fanshit tears?

Chinkcuck tears are close but not quite the same.

This one

It hits home with most of this general

APOLOGIZE

And liquid also picked timbersaw + riki in first game.
Whats your point you dumb chink shitter?

are you stupid? how can you fall for a bait like that. that fucker keeps spamming that shit whenever liquid wins

REMINDER THAT SECRET IS NOW A NORTH AMERICAN TEAM PLAYING FROM THE NORTH AMERICAN TEAM HOUSE IN NORTH AMERICA. THE YUROPOORS LOSE THEIR BEST TEAM. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP EVEN IF YOU PUT ALL THE SCIENTISTS OF THE WORLD IN THE SAME ROOM.

It's a butthurt NA tard, don't bother.

>And liquid also picked timbersaw + riki in first game.
Are you delusional? Liquid picked their brand strat of 4 melee right click cores in game one, LGD was the one with Riki and Timbersaw.

Literally neck yourself retarded shitstain.

why isnt anyone crying that col lost to a top 3 team?

>secret now a NA team
>goes straight in the dumpster

YOU
COULD
LITERALLY
NOT
COME
UP
WITH
SUCH
CONVOLUTED
SITUATIONS

Pick Troll or Windy Bitch, or Chaos Horse Man or protective Bear guy.

There, problem solved.

favorite hero
favorite porngirl

I've got this hat while recycling items, but I've never played invoker before fml

>Secret
>best EU team

that hasn't been true for like a year

Death prophet
Sasha grey

Col is a tier 2 EU team, nobody really cares except for a few NAcucks who cling unto them.

Yeah I'm sure squishy no survability hero is good pick when you have Slardar, Naix DK running at 3k hp with some healbots backing them up

and even suggesting picking CK, rofl. Enjoy getting kekke'd by Elder Titan pick from any of the Euroteams.

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Drow
James Deen

I used to have a disgusting Kelly pic but my HDD died with all my pictures.

they actually won the second major with the EU lineup, that's the point when they decided to kick weeha and bring the NAcucks instantly becoming trash and never winning a single game ever again

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>Good gameplay experience

YEAH GREAT IDEA TO FUCKING SWITCH USER INTERFACE MID FIGHT TO A ONE THAT COVERS THE SIDES OF THE SCREEN

TRULY MASTEARFUL OF A STROKE OF A GENIUS FUCKING IDEA

BRAVO VALVE

qop
pic

One of my Sheever blowjob pics.

Can someone explain this picture? Is it real? What's happening? Is that a dota 2 player?