I have $10,000

farquit
farquit

I have $10,000. Tell me what to do with it. Assume I am literally retarded.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
put it in savings bonds and work towards curing ur retardation, when you are done being retard, you may do what you wish with it.

5mileys
5mileys

@SomethingNew
Well to be honest I've got about 34k worth of student loan debt but honestly I think I'd be better off using it to get my first car, get a place and use the rest. Why savings bonds?

massdebater
massdebater

@5mileys
yes , you are retarded aren't you.

just obey what i said.
dont ask questions retard. just obey.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@5mileys
34k debt
I think I'd be better off using it to get my first car, get a place and use the rest.
Either a 2/10 shitpost or you really are retarded.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@farquit
Get an options brokerage account with a margin.
Put the $10k in whatever stable investment
research the symbols you plan on trading
sell options 120 days out with >80% chance of expiring OTM
buy back options as they become worthless (~last 30 days)
Repeat for 15% annual returns.

Evilember
Evilember

@farquit
save it, read books on investing and finance and economics , go to business clubs or whatever read the markets look at newspapers find something u really trust in and intuitively know is good to invest in and invest some or most of your money at the right thing and time and u can strike it big and hit the gold and jackpot OP

WebTool
WebTool

@Playboyize
pay off your debt fag

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@farquit
Give it to me. I'll turn you into a millionaire in seven months.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@farquit

Don't hear them assholes, do not pay your debt yet.

Go for your first car, but don't just buy what you can, get a really good car, take a loan if necesary, don't be scared of debt, take as much debt as you can to increase your life style, you can always pay it later goyim, I mean, bro.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@farquit

Money market account or CD latter.

girlDog
girlDog

leave 5k as an emergency fund and use the rest to pay down your debt, if you have any other financial instruments liquidate them and use it to pay down the debt as well

when you're debt free come back and we'll tell you how to start investing your savings

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
Buy bitcoin, put it on paper wallets and wait

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Stark_Naked
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@5mileys

my bondsman...

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@girlDog
This.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

OP I think you might want to keep it simple and put it in safe investments so you can pay the debt as fast as possible, this way you'll have your finances simple and in order afterwards

@girlDog
emergency fund

meme

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@farquit
Buy Ethereum. It will increase it's price 3-fold within the next weeks.

Spamalot
Spamalot

you mean ethereum classic right?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Spamalot
Etc is dead

iluvmen
iluvmen

@cum2soon
top volume altcoin
dead

Kek

hairygrape
hairygrape

@iluvmen
Still a shitcoin built on a mound of shit

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

All century portfolio

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
literally retarded
RobinHood, then.

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