Why is , "suck a bunch of strange men's dicks till they cum"

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

why is , "suck a bunch of strange men's dicks till they cum"

always your first solution to a fiduciary dilemma ?

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BunnyJinx
because it works.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Stupidasole
are you speaking from experience, or fantasy?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BunnyJinx
you remember when "That's what she said" was big? It was funny for a month, then losers who wanted people to like them kept saying it for another 5+ years thinking they were hilarious and the rest of us just kind of felt uncomfortable because it wasn't funny anymore, it was painfully unfunny.

this is a lot like that.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BunnyJinx
because most people dont understand the art of money making

"how can i turn $50 into $50,000 by next week?"

Kneepads always works, it cant be faulted.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Illusionz

Kneepads always works, it cant be faulted.
are you speaking for experience, or memecoiner logic ?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Dreamworx
Speaking on behalf of the various happy Veeky Forums anons, that i have given sage financial advice.

Most anons only have the start-up capitalisation of $20 at best

Investing in a pair of kneepads will bring %100,000 ROI in a few days, guaranteed

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Nude_Bikergirl
do you have any shred of proof or citation to the success of ur "strategy"?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Soft_member
http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/an-interview-with-britains-most-expensive-male-escort-873

There is big demand for it.. easy money

takes2long
takes2long

@whereismyname
@Dreamworx
@Soft_member

OP critising Veeky Forums for promoting kneepads
OP secretly wants information on how get on the bandwagon
imnotgay.jpeg

Inmate
Inmate

@SomethingNew
big demand
one guy.

sounds more like a lottery to me.

@takes2long
whats wrong with being gay?

idontknow
idontknow

@Inmate
so youre saying this guy corners 100% of the kneepads market? Who are you trying to fool?

This industry can easily absorb many more

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Illusionz
I made 60 bucks today at least

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Poker_Star
See, OP.. Here's one happy camper, heavily invested Kneepads. $60 for a few minutes of work, is easy money

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Dreamworx
does it matter? Are you telling us and yourself you literally cant suck someone off for 5$ and then rinse and repeat that till you find another paying guest?

Techpill
Techpill

@Deadlyinx
but who's paying , im not some hot boi girl , im a grown man with a beard?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I usually charge $5 for a handjob and $10 for a suck. Takes but 5mins for each client. I make about $400 in an evening

Snarelure
Snarelure

@PackManBrainlure
where do you find your customers?
do you do it in your home or theirs?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Techpill
if youre a grown ass bearded man, you should be aware that there are more avenues towards wealth creation that doesnt necesarilly involve kneepads. Im still at doubt wether youre as old as you say you are. Nontheless

Most people who do well in the kneepads industry are usually 18-24 year old Veeky Forums entrepreneur bois and gals

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Snarelure
I have a long list of clients that i aquired from craigslist, pof and okcupid. I go to their house or they come to mine. Whichevers convenient. I charge extra for home service

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Techpill
I dont think its a problem

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberfire
this.. its not too late OP. plenty of opportunity awaits, differing client types

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberfire
those guys look like they have gross red tiny cocks.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@WebTool

you need to lose that attitude if you want to make it big in this lucrative industry

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@BlogWobbles
rather be in this situation desu senpai

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BinaryMan
these lovely creatures are a liability, not an asset.. They will keep losing value with time and age. And come with high maintenance fees.

I do not blame you for choosing a loss making strategy. Each to their own.. Im only here to give financial advice to Veeky Forums denizens.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@GoogleCat
didn't you read the caption overlaying the image and see the buff hot black guy in the background?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@whereismyname
i wasnt sure if you wanted to be the pimp or the girls

nontheless, being a pimp is a good way to make money too. Although it comes with some risks, like certain rival pimps trying to remove you from the playing field.. but im sure you'll get a handle on it user.. You have good loftier goals than the average kneepads entrepreneur.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Crazy_Nice
you have poor reading comprehension.
i'm not going to be taking advice from you.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Sir_Gallonhead
suit yourself user.. people are free to make their own choices. Good luck with your pimpage firm

Soft_member
Soft_member

@King_Martha
you cant pimp bitches who refuse to lose their virginity .

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Soft_member
well you came into this thread asking about kneepads related questions, and you somehow derailed your own thread by going into the whore arbitrage sector. However, the easy solution would be to find staff who are willing to lose their virginity and pay you a hefty commission.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@haveahappyday
i'd rather just make and respond troll threads online all my waking hours for the rest of my lyfe.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
Im always happy to ablige

Inmate
Inmate

@Bidwell
*Oblige.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@w8t4u
@Inmate
*Life

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@kizzmybutt
you gonna get on your knees and touch base with me bb girl, or we gonna flirt on line all night ;)?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@PurpleCharger
Im sorry, but as much as I believe in the power of Kneepads, I dont invest in it, but its a good investment vehicle for the savvy entrepreneur with limited capital, who wants to expedite wealth acquisition.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@whereismyname
why you got all them big words in ur mouth when u could hav this big dik...

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Lunatick
unfortunately, i have no interest in long hard objects, unless its a bar of gold

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Booteefool
just name ur price bb girl

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Boy_vs_Girl

Im a strong independent woman, user. Unfortunately, i cannot be bought by the patriarchy. You should reconsider your use of language as it has become quite problematic as of late

Bidwell
Bidwell

@viagrandad
ill say w/e u want after u back that ass up onto this bbc and grind that ass crack up and down on me till i get hard and twerk dat phat ass for a real nigga.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Bidwell
It sounds promising, but I'll have to to talk with my accountant first.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@iluvmen
see if you can tell him with my 10 inches down in ur esofagis.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@kizzmybutt

Here's my accountant. Can you tell him what returns this business transaction will entail? And ROI timeframes?

He loves hard profits

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@WebTool
Ah I see user you prefer big sweaty meaty cocks in your mouth. But you cant have that attitude of limiting your clientele so much.

Methshot
Methshot

@Playboyize
why don't we just show him bb girl ;)

@Gigastrength
for you

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Methshot

business presentations tend to confuse me.. My accountant is more than eager to learn the ropes

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberburn

the accounts work cums after the presentation.

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperGod
3 minutes later

Well that was quite a quick presentation, Tyronon. You seem to have difficulty maintaining upward profit growth, but we will consult our board of Directors.

Will call you sometime~

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@WebTool
now hol up now , my boi's want sum 2 bby girl , u know a nigga gotta get this money.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@LuckyDusty
Im sure your boys have equally interesting presentations, but we will have to schedule an appointment for another time. Im late for the daily board-room meeting with our CEO Jamal, and the majority stock holders "Bubba N Krew". Thank you for your time, Gentlemen.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@VisualMaster
damn, you a busy ass hoe.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Inmate
whats wrong with being gay?

it is a mental illness. they are perverts.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BunnyJinx
Demand

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BunnyJinx

It's easy enough that anyone can do it, and it pays far more than most entry level jobs.

Firespawn
Firespawn

who ass ready for roun 2 doe?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

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