I want my resume to be 100% complete but the only thing left out is the photo...

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I want my resume to be 100% complete but the only thing left out is the photo and I don't want people to know I'm a nigger.

What's the best fake photo I could include in my resume? pic sorta related

FastChef
FastChef

@ZeroReborn
Don't include photos in your resume, period. Bad idea. HR people tend to hate it because it introduces an implication of hiring based on race/attractiveness.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Wait, what? You mean photo like a headshot? I'm pretty confident you don't include a personal photo on a resume...

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@ZeroReborn
My resume is a PDF and has a section for transcripts, literally the only photo on there. Don't bother with it.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

he's tryna become the next drake or migos

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@JunkTop
@FastChef

That's geography specific. In places like Russia its expected of you to submit a headshot...

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Fuzzy_Logic
True, I noticed the same in Japan, thinking on it.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@ZeroReborn

The fuck, why do you need a photo? What is this, Casting Couch?

Also, people love niggers more than cops today, so what's the issue, Jamal?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Fuzzy_Logic
Shit sorry. Sometimes I forget that I'm posting on a Mongolian image board for sharing tips and tricks about international business norms

Methshot
Methshot

I have OCD so I have to complete my resume 100%

right now it's sitting on 98%, I agree I don't need a photo but I want to put something there anyway

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Supergrass

Shit, sometimes I forget that, too.

Since we're on the topic, though, should I sell 3 (of my 6) sheep, or refinance my mud hut for a down payment of a new milking cow?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Methshot

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100% complete... Now you can stop being an OCD nignog about it.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@FastChef

This. no one in USA uses a photo resume.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Sharpcharm
2016
not just prostituting your daughter

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@StrangeWizard
it fucking worked

but now it says I also need to enter desired pay
I can't put 0 or 0,00

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@ZeroReborn
Just take a photo in a nice suit with a smile on your face.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@StrangeWizard
put "Negotiable"

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@FastChef
Implying they won't check his linkedin anyway

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Fuzzy_Logic
Also Austria, Switzerland & Germany

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@MPmaster
only numbers allowed

@TalkBomber
I'll delete it

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@CouchChiller
don't put a really high number because your resume may automatically get filtered out before a human even sees it

put one below minimum wage, something they couldn't even legally pay you

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@ZeroReborn
just stop being a nigger

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@PurpleCharger
can I put "1"?

also how where do I write on my linkedin that I don't really use it

Evilember
Evilember

@ZeroReborn

OP since when do you need a resume to sell crack? In any event, leave it out.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@FastChef

sup Pat

how can i improve my resume?

this is the one i sent to Aon

cool to see you out of /fa/

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

who the fuck puts their photo in their resume?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Deadlyinx

it's a european thing

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Bidwell
size small kneepads

RavySnake
RavySnake

Why the fuck would you put your picture on your resume? (USA individual). Anyhow, if theyre a company that bases your ability of your race theyre probably shit-tier.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@StrangeWizard
I, too, have OCD. You openly admit that on applications? Why?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BunnyJinx
Hey! Good resume. Enclosed is a not-pretty idea of what I'd do to it. Some thoughts:

You have a lot of good info, but the narratives will overwhelm. Hit the highlights early and fast: going to BC, that you transferred out of a lower school with an excellent GPA, that you focused on Comp Sci in high school, and that you have tangible work experience involving money. I'm not sure if you want to lean into the prior university's coursework too much, as intro level courses have little oomph.

(Also, if you can, try to get involved in a leadership role in some extracurriculars - your resume isn't thin per se, but it could always be bolstered)

Some questions you should prepare to answer:
- What did you do the summer of 2015?
- Why did you transfer to BC?
- Why did you go from accounting to economics/comp sci?
etc.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@StrangeWizard

Thanks Pat!

Thanks for taking the time to get into that

And yeah you're right about the extracurriculars -- i'm really lacking there

i appreciate that you took the time to create a mock version the way you'd do it and will definitely change mine a bit

girlDog
girlDog

@eGremlin
I'm pretty sure it's an Asian thing.

idontknow
idontknow

@FastChef
This. Perhaps it differs in the country but in australia a photo on a resume is a definite no.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@ZeroReborn
I would throw your resume in the trash if it had a photo of you in it. I don't care what you look like, I want to know if you can do the job I'm hiring you to do.

takes2long
takes2long

@BunnyJinx
Unless asked probably dont bother putting GPA on there, id als remove any reference to "intro" courses.

Otherwise a fairly decent, if bland, entry level resume. I would probably add some kind of colour/text separation to make it more exciting for HR to look at

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@girlDog
But they arr rook same!

Booteefool
Booteefool

@PackManBrainlure
Exactly

RavySnake
RavySnake

@lostmypassword
ok so I put 1$ on asking wage since I can't leave it at zero and i don't want a real number where they would think I'm asking too much/little

I can't find the "about" section on linkedin though

DeathDog
DeathDog

@ZeroReborn
A resume with a picture should always be thrown in the trash.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@FastChef
This.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Fuzzy_Logic
I hear lots of people get headshot in Russia, especially if the KGB don't like you.

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