/bet/

Inmate
Inmate

FAQ and abbreviations and helpful links
http://pastebin.com/FSvbhnAi (embed) (embed)

How to set up fresh 365s
http://imgur.com/U8n8I16

/bet/ Advice
http://imgur.com/a/NcRrI

/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel

Essential Reading
http://pastebin.com/vuwc1vUv (embed) (embed)

Trading
http://pastebin.com/XE11wzYM (embed) (embed)

All urls found in this thread:
http://pastebin.com/FSvbhnAi
http://imgur.com/U8n8I16
http://imgur.com/a/NcRrI
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
http://pastebin.com/vuwc1vUv
http://pastebin.com/XE11wzYM
lostmypassword
lostmypassword

IMAGINE not being UAC from betting on corners

hairygrape
hairygrape

How's the Tinder game going lads?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Is this where we post Tinder matches?

Playboyize
Playboyize

missed the RT3: neither bet for Valladolid
feel fucking ill. Anyone get on?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Playboyize
Have sex

Snarelure
Snarelure

O/U 75 posts @1.83 before this gets deleted?

Emberfire
Emberfire

call me gordon gecko
neeed something good to make up for my 12mil loss in tinder shares today psml

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

How do you pronounce this?
@Carnalpleasure
I'm trying bud.

WebTool
WebTool

@TalkBomber
Yasmin you nonce.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TalkBomber

ask her

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TalkBomber
Yes men

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TalkBomber
Think she might be the girl from Stranger Thing's older sister pmsl

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@BlogWobbles
@WebTool
V strange that people here understand an unsafe language.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@VisualMaster
I said it ages ago tbf.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Shaking my head in disbelief at the price 365 are offering for RT3 - N/A for the Vancouver Whitecaps 2 game

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@VisualMaster
unsafe language
You calling me a danger? I'll fukin rek ur shit senpai

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BinaryMan
Tez meme.

Shaking for Armenian First League tomorrow. Got a few completely lotto bets I am very confident about

Lunatick
Lunatick

New thread on /sp/ or what? I don't see this one lasting too long.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Sate of that WWE poster in the /sp/ (wrong board) thread

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

wasnt on vancouver

Flameblow
Flameblow

not just losing your money to me on /draftkings/

Emberfire
Emberfire

hmmm

i asked toras fucking angel to give me links to news sites so i didnt have to rely on him--he told me to fuck off

finns are really fucking autistic

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberfire
Kolmonen
new sites
top lel

Methnerd
Methnerd

Sobbing

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Emberfire
Why would she give up her """"edge"?

Inmate
Inmate

not a fan of the bad things people are saying in the other thread

DeathDog
DeathDog

who /nonce/ here?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@DeathDog
paki
nonce
checks out

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Really need to travel, foreign girls SO much easier and fitter, been practising in Thailand and South America

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@AwesomeTucker
Do you know of a location spoofer for android that works. I got one that faked the GPS but it didnt work and fucked up my phone

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fuzzy_Logic
Just using tinder + pal, can hide distance on profile

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Fuzzy_Logic
just any off of the android store, you just need to fiddle about a bit with turning your wifi on and off

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spazyfool
paying money
nah
Foreign birds so desperate pmsl

wtb UWCL tomorrow?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

IMAGINE not wanting a qt minor gf and not spending comfy nights in helping her with her A levels
@Fuzzy_Logic
android
location spoofer
t. serial rapist

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Only up 35U since I am back from vacation
Looks like I will have to keep my new job

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Stark_Naked
being tight
Bet you buy supermarket brand groceries and never get dominos. Tinder+ SO ev
It's all correctly priced

farquit
farquit

@Spazyfool
Jajajaja
kek.
South American tinder SUCH a meme desu, hardly any worldies and most of the girls seem quite young

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

should i trip? guess i should

use pinnacle for dota 2 inplays, game 2 is a wrap, you guys should have hit those piny lines

askme
askme

@haveahappyday
Yeah. Easier to filter.

@Spamalot
£1.93/month is almost 2 meds for me. Not sure I can afford to splash out like that

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Meant to ask earlier:

Emojis or nah?
I feel you look a bit of a dullard if you dont but a bit of a mong if you do

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

no flags on Veeky Forums
hmmmmmm

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@farquit
She's alright, matched a lot better though

Methshot
Methshot

@Gigastrength
half her face hidden

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Gigastrength
how is she alright she shows half her face, for all that i know she could be two face
PSML

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Gigastrength
B
I
G

B
O
N
E
D

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Methshot
@TreeEater
every photo covers half her face
:/

Evilember
Evilember

@Burnblaze
the same half every time

StonedTime
StonedTime

tfw no reply
Is it okay to message twice lads?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@StonedTime
Only if it's
pls respond

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StonedTime
baka lid,

TechHater
TechHater

@StonedTime
just send dick pic
PSML

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@StonedTime
Absolutely. I'll give you the same advice I gave one of the grad students here: If saying "God I hope you're dumb" to her face doesn't work, then you were never going to get laid anyways

FastChef
FastChef

Veeky Forums threads are for /betculture/
/sp/ is for /bet/

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Is getting an isa worth it? Need j west to give me some financial advice

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@New_Cliche
Would recommend you get a Roth IRA instead tbqh

Nojokur
Nojokur

Been a while, jani SO sharp.
love food
only showing face.
shes fat isn't she?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Stupidasole
I'm not trusting de Oirish with my sterling

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nojokur
Face doesn't seem fat. Ask her for a full body shot and if she says no, she's probably an American abroad

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Nojokur
looks it

shame, shes cute

just ask

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Supergrass
Saves you money in the long run though since you don't have to pay taxes when you withdraw the money down the line

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Raving_Cute
T H I C K
H
I
C
K

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Raving_Cute
@Stark_Naked
checked her fb, pretty cute actually

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

2016
paying taxes

MPmaster
MPmaster

@BinaryMan
I'll give you the same advice I gave one of the grad students here:
Didn't know you were a lecturer on /sp/ pmsl

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Harmless_Venom
Can almost guarantee you she's going to have a pro-refugee poster hung up in her room though

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Sir_Gallonhead
being a parasite
not giving back
not using your (probably above average) intelligence to better mankind

happy_sad
happy_sad

@MPmaster
Not just on /sp/ ;)

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Soft_member
need more quality kebab shops in Aberdeen desu.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Nojokur
Tell her that english literature coming from the US is shit and completely overrated. If she disagrees she's no woman for you.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Evil_kitten
your (probably above average) intelligence
aww aint you a qt :)

Methnerd
Methnerd

@lostmypassword
I'd imagine nearly all of us here are above average intelligence desu

that might just be bc I talk to a lot of Americans

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Methnerd
This. The overwhelming majority of Americans are bat shit retarded

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperWish
You're decently smart too ameribets. Maybe it's because you hang around us /brit/ shrewdies.

Out of curiosity, ever notice british slang creeping into your vocab?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@CouchChiller
mfw Ameribets refers to his students as lids

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@CouchChiller
I do use the terms meff and melt frequently. I also convinced one of the girls here who works in a lab of all Brits that you guys call popsicles cold on the cobb

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@New_Cliche
you guys call popsicles cold on the cobb
Surreal

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@New_Cliche
I do use the terms meff and melt frequently.
pmsl i didn't realise people actually used these terms outside of /sp/

farquit
farquit

tfw 100% Jesus

takes2long
takes2long

Not sure how to handle this one lids

idontknow
idontknow

@farquit
pmsl, BEGGING she says yes

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

lads worried about my ability to gather (you)s in a thread with IDs

might have to settle for 15 instead of 150 this thread

WebTool
WebTool

@farquit
tfw she says you've made her 'cross'

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Scottish genetics

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