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Tracer!

>enemy team is
>Bastion
>Bastion
>Widowmaker
>Torbjorn
>Mercy
>Zarya

Wow
I didn't know cancer like this fucking existed but it does
And if I had a team of six people who were decent at killing turrets it would be fine
But fucking no, the pubstompers get to pubstomp because my team has 1/6th of a collective brain

why wouldn't you buy her best skin? Do you already own it?

you bodyshot people. Just practice and you'll get it. He shits out damage if you can do it consistently.

Use the conc mine to get the high ground.

Use your trap in the heat of combat.

Git gud with hitting pipes.

That's my advice.

Every fucking game. I'm god damn tired of matches being 4v6 because of these faggots.

If you're not in the top 5000 for score/minute you may as well just kill yourself familia

I have not gone a single game without seeing a fucking Genji on my team.

Someone fucking save me from this fucking hell.

How to fix Mercy's Overpowered shit Ult that is every POTG in tournaments ever and the deciding factor at the end of each fucking match

If Mercy gets killed while the allies she resurrected are still light pillars they only have 50% health

Stop thinking with Junkrat.
The only time you should think with Junkrat is where to place the trap.

>tfw I have both mech Pharah skins so I don't have to choose
>I switch between them

spam in the general direction of the enemy
no real trick to it

I'm not misreading the spreadsheet am I? That Zarya can't get headshots with her M1? If so, why?

>not letting people reply to your post in the last thread in the new one

It's a beam weapon.

WHAT MAKES ME A GOOD DEMOSPAM?

IF I WERE A BAD DEMOSPAM, I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN HERE DISCUSSIN IT WITH YE

make the ult have a short "cast" time, i.e make the res actually happen at the end of the animation ( like how lucios drop the beat doesnt trigger until lands on the ground)
done

When it's that easy anyone can do well on any character. I'm talking about when people just sidestep the easy to avoid orbs.

>I THOUGHT NOBODY WOULD BOTHER
>BUT THEY DID
>AND SO I MASHED THAT DELETE BUTTON AND WALLOWED IN REGRET

>tfw the character i am best with is genji
>42 w 24 l
>would rather be good at pharah or someone else
This is my curse

Why are all the heroes designed for 14 year-olds so broken?

>tfw you and your friends pull off the ebin double hanzo defense strategy of Numbani A

>IT'S HIG--- AUGH
>JUST--- AUGH
>RUYYJI-- WOAH THERE AUGH
>RYUUGA PROCEEDS TO DO NOTHING
>HE--- AUGH Whole team still gets up

Reaper, Hanzo, Widowmaker

Who am I missing?

>playing in the open beta
>eating a sandwich
>open a lootbox
>get Sharkbait
>playing just now
>eating a sandwich
>open a lootbox
>get Sharkbait
Is the key to unboxing Sharkbait eating sandwiches?

>You will never be this bad

youtube.com/watch?v=EaPEeA4PdHU

Lt. Sparks
Pilot: 50 Health 150 Shields
Mech: 200 Health 200 Armor

A member of the North American Federation Alliance Ground Squadron, and a former Overwatch mechanic, Rebecca Sparks iss trained to pilot a remote drone into combat from afar, dealing devastating damage from behind a computer screen. The Federation, unlike their South Korean army and Russian counterparts, felt that the Omnic crisis should be fought from afar, using drones, all while keeping the pilot out of harms way using a robotic mech soldier controlled by a pilot.

Activating and deactivating your mech take time and will leave one or the other a defenseless target while you are in control of the other. When the mech is destroyed

LMB: Lt. Sparks fires a short range pistol that will ricochet to 2 nearby targets. While controlling the Mechadrone: Close range melee attack, holding LMB will cause you to do a rocket punch that has a long range.
RMB: Only available when controlling the Mechadrone: Calls down an orbital strike that requires line of sight for a short time or when an area is targeted with E.

LShift: Activates her control device on click, while controlling her mechadrone. Pressing LShift will deactivate the mechadrone and return control over Lt. Sparks. This skill cannot be used while inside the spawn. When the mechadrone is destroyed, you are given control of Lt Sparks and cannot activate it again for 25 seconds.

E: while not controlling the mechadrone, E creates a low Health bot that heals one target in the nearby area for 75 health over time, prioritizing lowest health first. E while controlling the Mechadrone will mark an area, causing all shots fired with RMB to barrage that area for a short time.

Ultimate: You do not take any damage for 10 seconds and cannot be killed or destroyed.


I just want to pilot the UAV copter from Battlefield BC2 mixed with the mechs from Robotic Alchemic Drive, plus this poster is all other the spawns of the Overwatch maps.

>Enemy team stacking heroes that destroy low health flankers
>People on my team think that swapping to FUCKING GENJI IS THE ANSWER TO THIS
JESUS FUCK ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT IT'S HAPPENED IN AT LEAST 10 GAMES TONIGHT

youtube.com/watch?v=qzaQPQYKWzU

This game is fucking enraging in solo queue

What do I have to do to get my fucking team onto the point

>Main Tracer, Mcree, Mercy and Junkrat
>Can basically perform every role and do it well
Nice

vary the angle a bit so every nade comes in differently

>wake up
>realise I'm not Anthony Burch, Randy Pitchford, or DSP

Hanzo here.

What you faggots need to understand is that Hanzo is the way he is to keep actual OP heroes like Roadhog and Soldier 76 in check.

No need to thank me.

>mfw getting shit for using torb

>reinhardt,bastion,mercy combo in numbani defense
Cancer as fuck yoo

>wake up
>realize i am DSP

Mercy should only be able to rez people that died while she was alive.

>because my team has 1/6th of a collective brain

I'm no mathamomatician but I'm pretty sure you're implying you also have less than a brain there m8

two dva, two mercy, done.

I have no problem with one torb user.

But I can't stop having nightmares about being against 2+ torbs with a bunch of randoms.

...

It's a perfect day for some mayhem.

>mfw playing Battletorb
>rek kiddies
>get POTG
>"Oh wow, another Torbjorn POTG where he's jerking off."
>it's me flanking the enemy team and filling them full of molten steel

>Get ult
>Walk into a random place on the map
>Ult when turret takes damage
>Look at scenery
>POTG
>The tears in chat
every time
I live for that feeling

>Roadhog chains me towards him
>Reinhardt right next to the Roadhog starts charging as I get pulled
>Reinhardt smashes into me and kills me

Did I just get wombo combo'd?

Tracers are so fucking ANNOYING.

They need some cool down on either spells.

WOOOOOOW

some salty faggot on my team got on mic to chew me out about using torb.

WHATEVER DUDE

What reticle options do you use?
>Changed the color for each individual hero to match the color of their ammunition

green short crosshair for everyone

ult doesn't trigger until the end of her voiced line/animation

1/6
Six members of a team
1/6 of a COLLECTIVE brain
As in, all of it is me
I think you're retarded

>Me and friend go double Torb on offence
>Place sentries behind lines and in front of spawns being useless idiots getting like 2 kills
>entire team gets mad at us
We deserve it but it was really funny

NOTHING I COULD DOOOOOOO

>Pharah is mixed race
>not fully black like Ancient Egyptians really were

Seriously though, how do you have a mixed race Egyptian when there were no white people in existence in that time period?

>Ult as Genji
>Lose track of my target
>End up dying while I swing wildly at thin air trying to regain my bearings

green dot master race

Genji?

These memes about me aren't funny, i am not bad at games i just get unreasonably mad at them and don't see things that i should because i'm stupid.

Bind a key for 'group up with me!' and use it liberally. It helps if you're playing 76 or Lucio as their healing abilities along with being able to hold their own when messing with the objective for a good while makes them easy to rally behind.

im not sure where to post the Widowmake cum tribute
is this the main thread?

fuck off shitter

Can't wait for the D.Va buffs.

Default for everybody except Tracer.
Short crosshairs for her since I saw somebody here post a webm with her with short corsshairs.

i wish genji was real

>Pocahontas better than cyborg pharah

>As in, all of it is me
so the 1/6th of a brain is yours, your 1/6th of a brain...
so like less than a single brain

Mercy is the reason i kind of want to not play anymore.
She's the most picked character in every premade, and if the enemy team has a mercy your team is FORCED to pick one as well, as a res will always in the game. In other words, she's autoinclude

The last minute of each match then is just a back of fourth of fucking resses, it just feels dumb to be honest. She's overpowered and needs a nerf

nah, your shit is pretty retarded desu

>>not fully black like Ancient Egyptians really were

Ayy you almost got me

>Blizzard so scared of being seen to have copied TF2 that they give reaper shotguns instead of weapons that require skill to aim like Spy Revolvers in TF2

>The character I enjoy most is Genji
>18 w / 49 l

>63 posts in like 7 minutes
I think so user san

I use that dayglo purple/pink. I set it there on accident during the beta midmatch and didn't have time to change it, but I've grown to like how distinct it is in all situations.

I am legitimately this bad.

ye

>reaper is analogous to spy

winrate?

Can't wait for Mei buffs.

I've already pointed this out to /owg/ and got shitters telling me "Just kill the Mercy :^)"

Refer to thisI get unreasonably mad at games and i can't help it but you guys seem to get just as mad at them as i do.

Tanks are the reason I wanna quit this game. Maybe I'm a diehard TF2 player, but I cant stand classes that exist to soak up damage and not dish much out in return, it just slows the game down. You could say the Heavy or Engi's sentries, but I like six's more, and they arent as extreme as Roadhog or Reinhardt. Not to say I think Tanks are OP, just slows the game down too much.

>when you finally figure out how to aim with zenyatta

accuracy is only 33% but ill take it

>overwatch is set in the future
>white people exist

>post yfw youtu.be/zBeS3yLmlG4

nope, this place is just a mirage

>Widowmake cum tribute

Wh-what?

>tfw I have both Pharah's mech skins

Do we have a collage of Genjis with dumb names?

>it's an arrogant cunt who doesn't understand statistics pretending to be better at the game than he is episode

Pretty sure it's a rerun

why is hanzo in every game. what caused this? are these the old widowmaker players?

I will try it and tell you, user.

THE WOLF
HUNTS
FOR HIS PREY
Awoo~

76 and mercy are the only real white people in the whole game, the rest are just shiksas to waste your blue eyed genes on

>Buffing Mei
>Ever

I might actually start leaving games

>not fully black like Ancient Egyptians really were

Egyptians considered other Africans to be niggers and enslaved them. Try not to skip history lessons next semester.

What about Reinhardt?

wallride maps for lucio fucking when?

fuck not having community servers and maps