Well, we

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

So, tell us! What's the secret to your success?

Well, we..... umm.....

takes2long
takes2long

I invested in kneepads

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Evil_kitten
Fucking over others

Eliminating the competition

/thread

hairygrape
hairygrape

@iluvmen
Just steal my trillion dollar ideas up fām

Emberfire
Emberfire

@hairygrape
he's an ideas guy

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberfire
people who makes these pics are almost always failed liberal arts students trying to cope with grippling depression

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SniperGod
grippling

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberfire
execution

you can't fail with good ideas and internet in this century

in fact if you're starting to mess up with your succesful idea yourself, you can sell it to someone and live the good life

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evil_kitten
Being Jewish

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Evil_kitten
Won a lottery.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Evil_kitten
Moloch made me do it.

5mileys
5mileys

@Emberfire

This is ridiculous.

Snapchat is basically a joke and loses tens of millions of dollars per quarter, but is valued at $17 billion.

How can a 'brilliant idea' with 'brilliant execution' only be worth $20m?

Guy could've come up with some less retarded figures.

askme
askme

@idontknow
roll

eGremlin
eGremlin

@iluvmen
this meme phrase
There are people who get paid 5 times your salary who are just lucky interns. I'm sick of dealing with edgy roleplaying retards who try to climb a single companies ladder instead of hopping jobs every few years like actually smart people.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@eGremlin
There are people who get paid 5 times your salary

So 5 times nothing?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@5mileys
i think the point is that , you can use the formula and keep extrapolating the math.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@idontknow
roll

King_Martha
King_Martha

@RavySnake
Sell. 90% of rights. Keep 10% till die.

Uhhhhh muh sweet mailbox monies

Uhhhhhh

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Having early access to new technology because nepotism

iluvmen
iluvmen

@JunkTop
Moloch
desu i'm seriously thinking of selling my soul.
wonder if /x/ can hook me up with the best way to do it.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Evil_kitten
This is actually a reasonable answer in Billy G's case but I don't know if it applies to Cuckerberg, wasn't he middle class?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Gigastrength
wasn't he middle class
some conspiracy tards think he's a rothschild grandson

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Gigastrength
(((Zuckerberg))) just stole an idea that someone hired him to work on. I mean, they didn't even try to obfuscate it in the hollywood movie about him, it's too big of a part of how he came up with the idea of facebook - he outright stole it, and settled later.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Gigastrength
@Burnblaze
Sequential dubs.

The dude got into Harvard so he can't have been been that much of a flower in the desert, he must have had some money or at least highly highly educated parents.

However they are both examples of being the no.2.

Disney wasn't the first to try animation in the U.S.(he wasn't even the 5th... McCray was the first, I know that) but made a bucket load of cash eventually

Apple weren't the first to bring out an MP3player, but everyone went iPod.

Warner Brothers didn't bring out the first synch sound film, but the Jazz Singer was a cash cow.

Let someone else pioneer and cut through the hard brush and clear the way, then you just cruise down the trail and pass their corpse.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Evil_kitten
Both of these people created a product that controls their users and does everything for them. I loved myspace, and when FB came out I thought this is so dumb, you can't even change your background or add music or any of that shit. But people ate it up. It was so simple, it laid out everything for their tiny bird brains. Eventually FB took over.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@VisualMaster
Why did those people eat up Facebook though?
Cleaner interface?
The Fact that it seemed more "mature" while MySpace was a "teenager" thing?
Was it less about what Facebook use to be, and more about their zeal in changing and adapting, while MySpace failed to develop and improve?

Was MySpace cannibalized by Tumblr?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@JunkTop
go on FB
format laid out
no options to customize
tells me who to be friends with
tells me who to like
automatically filters my news feed
spoon feeds me pre-screened news
soon mark zuckerburg will be feeding me my morning happy pills in a dystopian wonderland

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BunnyJinx
having a faceberg account

for what reason

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@whereismyname
I giggled

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BunnyJinx
That's the simplest but best explanation I've ever heard.
Thanks.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Fuzzy_Logic
So I can argue online with strangers

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Fuzzy_Logic
for pussy, of course

Illusionz
Illusionz

@whereismyname
@Nojokur
Veeky Forums.org

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Emberfire
He thinks execution is key

Oh wew

hairygrape
hairygrape

@iluvmen
she has a big book of "ideas" and refuses to act on them or share them with ppl who could help her execute them , because she believes they are valuable on their own.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Evil_kitten

Right place, right time, and willing to take advantage of the situation.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@eGremlin
hopping jobs every few years like actually smart people
thats right, wageslave. you'll be rich after 3 more job changes..

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@JunkTop
Friendster 4 Life

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Burnblaze
This. And being huge nerds with technical wherewithal.

Gates had access to a computer at his ELEMENTARY SCHOOL before most businesses even knew what a computer was.

He was absurdly lucky. But he was also absurdly smart and savvy.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@SniperGod
your missing chromosome is showing very strongly in this post

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Flameblow
But you will though. I jumped from 43k to 70k to 81k to 106k, all in 5 years.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Evil_kitten

had rich parents who helped finance us.

oh yeah, we stole our ideas

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Emberfire
It's actually an extra chromossome that causes retardation.
Are you a nigger?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@w8t4u
It's actually an extra chromossome that causes retardation.
Not necessarily.
Are you a nigger?
Are you indian?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@w8t4u
What What? pretty sure missing chromes is just as bad if not worse.

Methshot
Methshot

@GoogleCat
Are you indian?
not even a paki
meh, newfags have always drastically reduced the quality of shitposting here.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@w8t4u
what is monosomy

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