Reminder to >GET BEHIND THE RECTANGLE YOU FUCKING RETARDS; IF IT WERE MADE FOR JUST ME, IT WOULDN'T BE SO BIG!
Lucas Lewis
Fourth for shipping.
Nicholas Campbell
>Genji and Hanzo study the art of the samurai for years and were able to climb walls because of their practice >Junkrat puts spikes on a tire
>Pharah has military grade equipment that cost millions of dollars and is state of the art >Junkrat put a bunch of old scrap from a car together >They both do 120 damage
Connor Myers
I want to _____ pharah
Connor Collins
She can heal Bastion no problem, make of that what you will.
Grayson Flores
I want to masturbate to overwatch lewd art. None of this sfm shit.
Liam Gonzalez
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Nathaniel Ortiz
Mie and Bastion are probably really good friends; it may even be a mother/son kind of relationship
Daniel Gomez
>Think it's going to be a good game with no tryhards this time >Enemy has two Reapers
I'd like to play something other than Pharah, please.
Andrew Reed
Not sure why, but ever since about 30 minutes ago, I've had extreme lag with the game.
It's odd since I haven't had any troubles to the game so far.
Jackson Perez
>playing against a guy named Bloodman92 >bitches about our Bastion >he's playing as Junkrat
Dylan Rogers
>place 57 >top 14% of all players wew
Owen Martin
The secret treasure Junkrat found was a God Program that teaches him how to build superweapons out of trash.
Nicholas Murphy
xth for I keep missing Reaper ign posts and my collage would probably be done by now if I was attentive
Dominic Gutierrez
land direct hits with
Mason Brooks
>have over 63% or so of MMR >NOW ARRIVING AT _________ PREPARE YOUR DEFENSES >leave during setup because solo defense equals a loss >retry >NOW ARRIVING AT _________ PREPARE YOUR DEFENSES >NOW ARRIVING AT _________ PREPARE YOUR DEFENSES >NOW ARRIVING AT _________ PREPARE YOUR DEFENSES >NOW ARRIVING AT _________ PREPARE YOUR DEFENSES
Jesus christ fuck off game im not playing defense at high MMR, also is there a counter for good Tracers, beside a Pharah predict which is way rare
Samuel Phillips
I don't trust pug Reinhardts to not just drop their shield and charge in.
Luis Cruz
You won't keep your rank user. It will plummet and you'll rage.
So Mercy is a world-renowned doctor and surgeon, but how far does this apply to cybernetic prosthesis? Say someone gets their artificial arm damaged, no organic components to it, how much would she be able to help with that? I imagine that she would need to know her stuff, but what would the man/machine ratio need to be before she realizes that she needs to pass that to someone else?
Brayden Morris
d va
Hunter Kelly
>you will never feel Tracer rest her face against your chest as you hug her
Hudson Brown
>pick reaper >disregard team >go absolutely fucking ape shit and solokill anyone 1v1, even tanks drop before they can react >then go invulnerable and pick up a health pack and do it again >then press q and kill 2/3 people as they spawn to get my team even more free time
woah le edgy man is bretty good
Eli Ramirez
Reaper can 1 shot headshot tracer at both of their effective ranges
Jace Brooks
>Play a soul-draining ranked game on Volskaya where we lose after playing a billion rounds >Decide to play quick play instead >Now arriving at Volskaya Industries
Jesus christ map blacklisting fucking when
Cyka industries is by far the worst map in the game, it isnt fun to play at any point
Connor Gomez
She just pumps people full of nano machines, they do all the work.
Wyatt Watson
>was a God Program Ah hell, that makes way too much sense
>Junkrat has a captured God Program that he uses to help plan his heists, that's why he's so effective
Juan Green
>predict You're wasting your time. Just ignore them and shoot straight forward, they always seem to run right into it. Aiming with pharah is overrated.
John Carter
>That symmetra on defense that doesn't bother swapping when the enemy is on the final push of the payload >Puts a teleporter up that saves maybe half a second if we're lucky
Why the fuck do they do this?
Christian Rodriguez
Post genji memes
Carson Roberts
She's a corpse in that pic.
Joshua Baker
whats the difference?
Kevin Price
Softly cuddle with
Noah Hernandez
it's not even close to the worst map.
Anubis is god awful and Dorado starts off as a train wreck
Daniel Gutierrez
I don't see the problem here.
Kevin Taylor
>Finish placements >5-5 >48
Welp
I guess it wasnt as bad as it could have been, but really fuck ranked 10 games in and I can already tell its going to be the same shitshow that league ranked was
Anthony Williams
...
Juan Nelson
>implying that's a bad thing.
:^)
Owen Sullivan
Because most enemies walk right into her webcams and she does a ton of damage without having to aim.
Connor Edwards
sfm shit is good if people don't fuckin' post futa shit
Oliver Evans
Roadhof has 600 health and zero armor it's obviously because they're Australian
Cameron Wright
Where's the issue?
Henry Russell
Have faith in your iron giant of Aryan fury made manifest, user. Also, always be scoping out cover to go to if he does drop, preferably cover that lets you advance to support him if he charges.
Blake Adams
comfort and support
Sebastian Jackson
>pick winston >press mouse 1 >follow tracer >if she goes away just jump at her >she can't ever fight back no matter what
But let me guess, you can't swap heroes to be useful because that's your team's job and a tank doesn't get gold medals so no way im picking that!11
Chase Thompson
>lose humiliatingly in an unquestioned stomp >died several times after leaving spawn before even being able to deal damage >lose a ranking level >you close overwatch and go out to get groceries >all your coupons expired yesterday >somebody tries to rob the market you're in >spend a couple hours being held hostage >finally be free and get home, exhausted and with no food because the supermarket had to close down immediately and the police questioned you until the stores in your area are closed >walk in, see your girlfriend being humped by a stranger, they notice and run out, both mortified and ecstatic with the adrenaline of being caught >you don't bother chasing, you'll deal with it tomorrow >lock the door and go upstairs to start drinking >get nice and buzzed >something smells like smoke >the guy your girlfriend cheated on you with was making something to eat with your food and kitchen >a fire breaks out and burns your house down >you had to jump from the second story, breaking a leg in the process >you don't have fire insurance >sleep in a cheap motel, you have no friends close enough who will let you crash >your now ex-girlfriend confronts you and tries to pin the blame of the relationship on you in a public place, the people around her agrees with her, and somebody tosses their soda in your face, staining the only set of clothes you have after your house burned down >your cell is running out of batteries, but you get a call >its a doctor >your parents were in a car crash, and died almost immediately >you are given the responsibility of taking care of them >your siblings refuse to split the cost, leaving it up to you to arrange funeral plans >a will was found, you were cut out of the inheritance and your siblings run off with all of it without looking back >you declare bankruptcy after the funeral, people hate you for not having a better funeral and see you as an ungrateful cunt >you die in the street, denied of financial aid from everyone you know
Thomas Morris
>9% AWAY FROM WINNING GAME 4 AFTER BEING UP 2-1 >A TEAMMATE HAS LEFT
Jesus fucking Christ! Am I ever going to go on a run in this fucking game? This is the second time this has happened in the span of a few games. What the hell can I do?
Andrew Nguyen
She's pretty much dead regardless.
Jordan Howard
Post hetero ships.
Jaxon Ramirez
...
Joshua Rogers
How often does she get Sentries? At this point they're usually destroyed around the map and we need damage or hell even a 2nd healer to deal with the onslaught.
Isaac Robinson
Not sexualize the video game character known as
Blake Gutierrez
>a tank doesn't get gold medals so no way im picking that!
You must not play a lot of roadhog
Jaxson Martinez
>play a game of overwatch >lose everything and everyone I hold dear in a tragic turn of events
nice fucking game blizz-shills
Josiah Perez
Which characters have the best interactions?
Juan Howard
this is like the worst ship I have ever seen
like wow
Nathaniel Murphy
I play a lot of roadhog, but I usually get gold medals no matter what I play when it's DPS so it doesn't fucking matter anyway.
Gold medals don't even mean anything. Wow I spammed rightclick as roadhog and got 30k damage by hitting a rein shield :^)
Cameron Rivera
Depends on where you put them. Any defense map but Kings Row after the first point I'm always at 6. If any get destroyed I instantly place more.
Charles Miller
>tfw viper got out of the hospital >tfw he's preparing to fight THOD 1+2+3 >tfw he'll probably end up back in the hospital after the battle
Thomas Russell
Jesus christ please all the games i've lost today is because of some gay tracer main running around shooting everyone, she can literally melts tanks at her will no matter what
Anthony Hughes
Mercy and Reaper
It implies that Mercy had something to do with how Reaper turned out and it makes their relationship interesting as hell.
Xavier Mitchell
>when you get put on a team with a 5 stack of retards against a decent 6 stack
Angel Jenkins
>Twintail Dva
Asher Lopez
>mfw my team managed to defend for 8 minutes in a comp game.
Austin Butler
>just rank 40 things
Ian Thomas
>it's a lets figure out what cheese setup we need to win on kings row attack in sudden death episode
Jeremiah Green
>enemy team has multiple roadhogs mei or reapers
Jaxon Reyes
>70% win rate >went from 62-58 today because of disconnects on both teams every game
This is the worst matchmaking system I have ever seen.
Dylan Watson
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Hudson Phillips
>not appreciating Zarya getting over her discriminative nature and finding love Shit taste, senpai.
Jonathan Russell
Tell me one hero that can absolutely shit on tracer in any way, regardless of team and range, i will main him until the end of the dawn
Caleb Brown
>Get invited to group for matchmaking due to super display of monkey dicking >Ching Chong Towers >Someone picks Lucio >He probably knows how to wallride, right? >Fuck no, dies, doesn't contest, has a deathly allergic reaction to the point >Get gold in Kills, Kills on Point, and Damage done >Get silver for objective, 2:13 >We lose 3-0 >Everyone that was in the premade left >didn't get ranked down >mfw
Guess it's exclusively solo queue for me.
Noah Moore
>play symmetra on defense >somebody types in caps "WELL SINCE THAT GUY PICKED SYMMETRA WE MUST BE TROLLING" and locks in symmetra too >builds a teleporter going off the map into a kill plane so when my teleporter goes up its a 50/50 chance that if you go into the wrong one you die instantly
Julian Baker
thanks blizzard
I really really love being forced to backfill into a lost game
thanks
wait
it's actually my least favorite thing
Chase Bennett
>it's easy as fuck to attack unless there's a huge skill difference or one team picks good/useful things and the other has garbage >Most games end up a draw and go to sudden death >Attack wins most of the time there too
What's the point of this. KOTH and payload are the only non-trash modes where it's not as bad. They should just scrap this "capture the point" shit. Most of the maps are free as fuck to take the first point then the second one is absurdly hard. Terrible map design.
Mason Gutierrez
do teams with single-symmetra support still exist? people know by now shes a glorified defense hero, right?
Daniel Cooper
best mercy skin? can't decide between the nords and the evil/imp
Benjamin Nguyen
I'm gonna be honest, that sounds hilarious. It's like playing dice with god.
Brayden Carter
Winston
Jack Sanchez
I got put into a game last night with the overtime bar about a third down.
Thomas Morales
Who here is /team bazza/?
Nathan Davis
roadhog
cant kill him without ult
he one shots her after a grab or even not grabbing
Eli Foster
o-oh boy!!
Ethan Jones
i like that comic
Camden Ortiz
dont play for another 25 levels
Jose Adams
4k blizzard shekels should I just start buying epic skins?
Jordan Davis
Does anyone else just hate Watchpoint Gibraltar
Something about it is just so tedious
Bentley Russell
I swear the talent pool is lower in Competitive than Quick Play
Luis Martin
>Genji lewds
Blake Myers
i need more of this ship danmit
Austin Carter
>be rank 51 >only play with 60+ in quick match
Levi Harris
>It implies that Mercy had something to do with how Reaper turned out and it makes their relationship interesting as hell. >Implies She did science magic and he wasn't dead anymore
Jeremiah Harris
getting through the hanger with an uncoordinated team is pure hell and the reason ive dodged the map for weeks
Tyler Cruz
i like zenyatta and he's kind of fun to play, but holy shit when will he get health buffs? he's almost unfun to play because it feels like he's made of paper.
Hunter Ross
>appreciating Zarya getting over her discriminative nature