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>Official Website
playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
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>/owg/ ID List
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>Wiki
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>Convert source mouse sensitivity
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>OP Pastebin
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>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
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>Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
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RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE

tracer

Reminder to
>GET BEHIND THE RECTANGLE YOU FUCKING RETARDS; IF IT WERE MADE FOR JUST ME, IT WOULDN'T BE SO BIG!

Fourth for shipping.

>Genji and Hanzo study the art of the samurai for years and were able to climb walls because of their practice
>Junkrat puts spikes on a tire

>Pharah has military grade equipment that cost millions of dollars and is state of the art
>Junkrat put a bunch of old scrap from a car together
>They both do 120 damage

I want to _____ pharah

She can heal Bastion no problem, make of that what you will.

I want to masturbate to overwatch lewd art. None of this sfm shit.

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Mie and Bastion are probably really good friends; it may even be a mother/son kind of relationship

>Think it's going to be a good game with no tryhards this time
>Enemy has two Reapers

I'd like to play something other than Pharah, please.

Not sure why, but ever since about 30 minutes ago, I've had extreme lag with the game.

It's odd since I haven't had any troubles to the game so far.

>playing against a guy named Bloodman92
>bitches about our Bastion
>he's playing as Junkrat

>place 57
>top 14% of all players
wew

The secret treasure Junkrat found was a God Program that teaches him how to build superweapons out of trash.

xth for I keep missing Reaper ign posts and my collage would probably be done by now if I was attentive

land direct hits with

>have over 63% or so of MMR
>NOW ARRIVING AT _________ PREPARE YOUR DEFENSES
>leave during setup because solo defense equals a loss
>retry
>NOW ARRIVING AT _________ PREPARE YOUR DEFENSES
>NOW ARRIVING AT _________ PREPARE YOUR DEFENSES
>NOW ARRIVING AT _________ PREPARE YOUR DEFENSES
>NOW ARRIVING AT _________ PREPARE YOUR DEFENSES

Jesus christ fuck off game im not playing defense at high MMR, also is there a counter for good Tracers, beside a Pharah predict which is way rare

I don't trust pug Reinhardts to not just drop their shield and charge in.

You won't keep your rank user. It will plummet and you'll rage.

Shameless self promotion.:

youtube.com/watch?v=sHpbTKuS_NQ

btw this is a joke i actually love junkrat

>also is there a counter for good Tracers

No.

holy kek

So Mercy is a world-renowned doctor and surgeon, but how far does this apply to cybernetic prosthesis? Say someone gets their artificial arm damaged, no organic components to it, how much would she be able to help with that? I imagine that she would need to know her stuff, but what would the man/machine ratio need to be before she realizes that she needs to pass that to someone else?

d va

>you will never feel Tracer rest her face against your chest as you hug her

>pick reaper
>disregard team
>go absolutely fucking ape shit and solokill anyone 1v1, even tanks drop before they can react
>then go invulnerable and pick up a health pack and do it again
>then press q and kill 2/3 people as they spawn to get my team even more free time

woah le edgy man is bretty good

Reaper can 1 shot headshot tracer at both of their effective ranges

>Play a soul-draining ranked game on Volskaya where we lose after playing a billion rounds
>Decide to play quick play instead
>Now arriving at Volskaya Industries

Jesus christ map blacklisting fucking when

Cyka industries is by far the worst map in the game, it isnt fun to play at any point

She just pumps people full of nano machines, they do all the work.

>was a God Program
Ah hell, that makes way too much sense

>Junkrat has a captured God Program that he uses to help plan his heists, that's why he's so effective

>predict
You're wasting your time. Just ignore them and shoot straight forward, they always seem to run right into it. Aiming with pharah is overrated.

>That symmetra on defense that doesn't bother swapping when the enemy is on the final push of the payload
>Puts a teleporter up that saves maybe half a second if we're lucky

Why the fuck do they do this?

Post genji memes

She's a corpse in that pic.

whats the difference?

Softly cuddle with

it's not even close to the worst map.

Anubis is god awful and Dorado starts off as a train wreck

I don't see the problem here.

>Finish placements
>5-5
>48

Welp

I guess it wasnt as bad as it could have been, but really fuck ranked 10 games in and I can already tell its going to be the same shitshow that league ranked was

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>implying that's a bad thing.

:^)

Because most enemies walk right into her webcams and she does a ton of damage without having to aim.

sfm shit is good if people don't fuckin' post futa shit

Roadhof has 600 health and zero armor
it's obviously because they're Australian

Where's the issue?

Have faith in your iron giant of Aryan fury made manifest, user.
Also, always be scoping out cover to go to if he does drop, preferably cover that lets you advance to support him if he charges.

comfort and support

>pick winston
>press mouse 1
>follow tracer
>if she goes away just jump at her
>she can't ever fight back no matter what

But let me guess, you can't swap heroes to be useful because that's your team's job and a tank doesn't get gold medals so no way im picking that!11

>lose humiliatingly in an unquestioned stomp
>died several times after leaving spawn before even being able to deal damage
>lose a ranking level
>you close overwatch and go out to get groceries
>all your coupons expired yesterday
>somebody tries to rob the market you're in
>spend a couple hours being held hostage
>finally be free and get home, exhausted and with no food because the supermarket had to close down immediately and the police questioned you until the stores in your area are closed
>walk in, see your girlfriend being humped by a stranger, they notice and run out, both mortified and ecstatic with the adrenaline of being caught
>you don't bother chasing, you'll deal with it tomorrow
>lock the door and go upstairs to start drinking
>get nice and buzzed
>something smells like smoke
>the guy your girlfriend cheated on you with was making something to eat with your food and kitchen
>a fire breaks out and burns your house down
>you had to jump from the second story, breaking a leg in the process
>you don't have fire insurance
>sleep in a cheap motel, you have no friends close enough who will let you crash
>your now ex-girlfriend confronts you and tries to pin the blame of the relationship on you in a public place, the people around her agrees with her, and somebody tosses their soda in your face, staining the only set of clothes you have after your house burned down
>your cell is running out of batteries, but you get a call
>its a doctor
>your parents were in a car crash, and died almost immediately
>you are given the responsibility of taking care of them
>your siblings refuse to split the cost, leaving it up to you to arrange funeral plans
>a will was found, you were cut out of the inheritance and your siblings run off with all of it without looking back
>you declare bankruptcy after the funeral, people hate you for not having a better funeral and see you as an ungrateful cunt
>you die in the street, denied of financial aid from everyone you know

>9% AWAY FROM WINNING GAME 4 AFTER BEING UP 2-1
>A TEAMMATE HAS LEFT

Jesus fucking Christ! Am I ever going to go on a run in this fucking game? This is the second time this has happened in the span of a few games. What the hell can I do?

She's pretty much dead regardless.

Post hetero ships.

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How often does she get Sentries? At this point they're usually destroyed around the map and we need damage or hell even a 2nd healer to deal with the onslaught.

Not sexualize the video game character known as

>a tank doesn't get gold medals so no way im picking that!

You must not play a lot of roadhog

>play a game of overwatch
>lose everything and everyone I hold dear in a tragic turn of events

nice fucking game blizz-shills

Which characters have the best interactions?

this is like the worst ship I have ever seen

like wow

I play a lot of roadhog, but I usually get gold medals no matter what I play when it's DPS so it doesn't fucking matter anyway.

Gold medals don't even mean anything. Wow I spammed rightclick as roadhog and got 30k damage by hitting a rein shield :^)

Depends on where you put them. Any defense map but Kings Row after the first point I'm always at 6. If any get destroyed I instantly place more.

>tfw viper got out of the hospital
>tfw he's preparing to fight THOD 1+2+3
>tfw he'll probably end up back in the hospital after the battle

Jesus christ please all the games i've lost today is because of some gay tracer main running around shooting everyone, she can literally melts tanks at her will no matter what

Mercy and Reaper

It implies that Mercy had something to do with how Reaper turned out and it makes their relationship interesting as hell.

>when you get put on a team with a 5 stack of retards against a decent 6 stack

>Twintail Dva

>mfw my team managed to defend for 8 minutes in a comp game.

>just rank 40 things

>it's a lets figure out what cheese setup we need to win on kings row attack in sudden death episode

>enemy team has multiple roadhogs mei or reapers

>70% win rate
>went from 62-58 today because of disconnects on both teams every game

This is the worst matchmaking system I have ever seen.

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>not appreciating Zarya getting over her discriminative nature and finding love
Shit taste, senpai.

Tell me one hero that can absolutely shit on tracer in any way, regardless of team and range, i will main him until the end of the dawn

>Get invited to group for matchmaking due to super display of monkey dicking
>Ching Chong Towers
>Someone picks Lucio
>He probably knows how to wallride, right?
>Fuck no, dies, doesn't contest, has a deathly allergic reaction to the point
>Get gold in Kills, Kills on Point, and Damage done
>Get silver for objective, 2:13
>We lose 3-0
>Everyone that was in the premade left
>didn't get ranked down
>mfw

Guess it's exclusively solo queue for me.

>play symmetra on defense
>somebody types in caps "WELL SINCE THAT GUY PICKED SYMMETRA WE MUST BE TROLLING" and locks in symmetra too
>builds a teleporter going off the map into a kill plane so when my teleporter goes up its a 50/50 chance that if you go into the wrong one you die instantly

thanks blizzard

I really really love being forced to backfill into a lost game

thanks

wait

it's actually my least favorite thing

>it's easy as fuck to attack unless there's a huge skill difference or one team picks good/useful things and the other has garbage
>Most games end up a draw and go to sudden death
>Attack wins most of the time there too


What's the point of this. KOTH and payload are the only non-trash modes where it's not as bad. They should just scrap this "capture the point" shit. Most of the maps are free as fuck to take the first point then the second one is absurdly hard. Terrible map design.

do teams with single-symmetra support still exist?
people know by now shes a glorified defense hero, right?

best mercy skin? can't decide between the nords and the evil/imp

I'm gonna be honest, that sounds hilarious. It's like playing dice with god.

Winston

I got put into a game last night with the overtime bar about a third down.

Who here is /team bazza/?

roadhog

cant kill him without ult

he one shots her after a grab or even not grabbing

o-oh boy!!

i like that comic

dont play for another 25 levels

4k blizzard shekels should I just start buying epic skins?

Does anyone else just hate Watchpoint Gibraltar

Something about it is just so tedious

I swear the talent pool is lower in Competitive than Quick Play

>Genji lewds

i need more of this ship danmit

>be rank 51
>only play with 60+ in quick match

>It implies that Mercy had something to do with how Reaper turned out and it makes their relationship interesting as hell.
>Implies
She did science magic and he wasn't dead anymore

getting through the hanger with an uncoordinated team is pure hell and the reason ive dodged the map for weeks

i like zenyatta and he's kind of fun to play, but holy shit when will he get health buffs? he's almost unfun to play because it feels like he's made of paper.

>appreciating Zarya getting over her discriminative nature

Of course I don't fucking like that.

Fuck off xenophile.