This is what $1 BILLION dollars looks like in actual, cold, hard cash

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

This is what $1 BILLION dollars looks like in actual, cold, hard cash.

Jesus, imagine what kind of life you could have having even just one of those pallets...

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@BlogWobbles
Go into Bill Gates's warehouse
He has 60 pallets
Would the cunt notice if I took a few straps from just one pallet?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@BlogWobbles
Hey probably has like 500 mill in cash

FastChef
FastChef

@BlogWobbles
Probably not. Pablo Escobar's accountant said that they lost about 5% of their cash to rats and decay.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BlogWobbles
I don't most of Bill Gates' money is in cash, bud.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BlogWobbles
For perspective, here's a million in benjamins

Supergrass
Supergrass

@ZeroReborn
@FastChef
@BunnyJinx
It's a fictional lamentation you god damn retards

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@FastChef
@Supergrass
Oops, didn't mean to include you my good friend.

girlDog
girlDog

@Supergrass
hurrr i was just pretending to be retarded
Nobody holds that much cash unless your name is Gadafi or Escobar

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Ignoramus
How fucking dumb are you?

Booteefool
Booteefool

imagine what the rothschilds would have in cash

Inmate
Inmate

@BlogWobbles
Bill Gates is actually worth $90 as of recent. So it would actually be 1080 of those pallets.

idontknow
idontknow

@Inmate
$90Billion**

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

This is what 100 trillion cold hard (zimbabwe) dollars looks like.

Bet you're feeling pretty jealous now, huh Veeky Forums?

Methshot
Methshot

@BlogWobbles
shekels

Emberburn
Emberburn

@kizzmybutt
Can your country literally ever recover from that sort of inflation?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Emberburn
they basically abandoned the currency and now use USD.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Emberburn
The Zimbabwe dollar is dead.
The government uses US dollars and apparently the people use some other African currencies.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@kizzmybutt
100 trillion Zimbabe Bucks equivalent to $27 Billion

Kek

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Bidwell
Also they cozied up to china, you can use the yuan there as well.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Booteefool
{Citation needed}

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

A billion dollars isn't exactly a lot of money anymore. There are at least 2,500 billionaires in the world now - it seems almost pedestrian.

Personally, I am not particularly impressed by a billion dollars. There are people who sell cement and paper towels who have more than that.

Set your sights a little higher.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Deadlyinx
What's your net worth then mr big shot?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Deadlyinx
2,500 billionaires which do absolutely nothing productive with it. No wonder we are in an economic crisis.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Spamalot
Nothing "productive"??
WTF they supposed to do? Give it to you?

takes2long
takes2long

@Spamalot
do absolutely nothing with it
they just have a giant money-bin vault, like Scrooge McDuck
they just swim in it and talk to their 3 little nephews and this one fucking dolt of a pilot that hangs around.
they don't invest it in companies that make smartphones, or pharmaceuticals, or cars, or weapons, or apparel, or food.
They don't employ literally thousands and thousands of people creating opportunities for people around the world.
The top 20% of earners don't pay 84% of all income taxes, that get "redistributed" to prop up the social program whims of career politicians who have never worked a day in their lives.
they just have that one fuck-huge goddamn money bin and go around on adventures and shit.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Spamalot
hahahahaha and that is why you will always be poor

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Spamalot
Goddamn if I had that much money I would just torch a bunch of it in time square just to trigger all the poors. Watching all the lower class urbanites and tourists burn their fingers as they crawl around on the pavement ooking and eeking trying to pocket a few crispy bucks would be bliss. With that one activity it would be obvious to everyone which class is really full of greedy opportunists.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Spamalot
hard to take a lot of risks when u have all that cash and ur such a big shot in business.

u spend ur time doing calculated slow shit.
to not make money and make tiny gains, which actually look like massive gains in perspective.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Dreamworx
I love nice posters on Veeky Forums.

Takes me back to the days when it was less internally hostile here.

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