How do I get insider information on the stock market?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

How do I get insider information on the stock market?

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http://money.cnn.com/2015/08/11/investing/hacked-stock-press-release-indictment/
AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

from the SEC website.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@AwesomeTucker
and research what specifically before i """invest""" with them?

5mileys
5mileys

damn this is a stock image but i'll be damed if it ain't turning me on a lil bit

Inmate
Inmate

@BunnyJinx
don't quote invest like that for 1 .

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@ZeroReborn

work for NSA
monitor emails and communications of insiders
profit

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@ZeroReborn
U stupid cuck. Make friends with successful ipo startup guys. Then u can leagally make bank and not get fucked in prison for insider trading.

/thread

FUCKING SAGE

massdebater
massdebater

bump

TreeEater
TreeEater

@ZeroReborn
RH threads
duh

@AwesomeTucker
This too. Visit local office, ask for "material nonpublic" stock tips to get rich AF

SniperWish
SniperWish

@ZeroReborn
from Veeky Forums

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Does anyone have any insider info on URRE?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@GoogleCat
I have some on REUR.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Gigastrength
What about RRUE? I heard they might be getting bought out. Probably from UERR but I'm not sure.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@VisualMaster
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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Keep an eye on $ETRM. Don't buy it but watch it. It could do things. Just a hunch

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Find companies embroiled in major lawsuits. Drive to the courthouse and sit in as an observer on the day of the trial. You'll usually get a sense of how the court is going to rule well before the verdict is announced. Profit.

not "insider" info but the best I could come up with.

FastChef
FastChef

@AwesomeTucker
haha wtf

not that im gonna drive to a courthouse but does this actually work?
you cant even gain access can you?

or is this just a trollpost and im getting rused af rign nao

iluvmen
iluvmen

Start your own company and then you have all the info before anyone.

likme
likme

@FastChef
You could do this, but the problem is major court decisions are not decided in one court session. It would basically be a full time job.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@FastChef
I don't see why it couldn't, at least some of the time. Court is usually open to the public, unless there are some extraordinary circumstances or something. There's no way there aren't people out there doing exactly this.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@VisualMaster
UERR already merged with REEU, but I did hear they're going to buy RRUE, probably toward the end of the year.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

$KNPD should merge with $LUBE and $LPBM sometime in 2020

iluvmen
iluvmen

You Become the Stock Market.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@ZeroReborn
kneepads

You're on the right track

SniperGod
SniperGod

@ZeroReborn
You can find companies that release their financial reports on their webpage and try forced browsing to get the information early.
If you are looking at a retailer you can track the number of sales they make by periodically making orders and getting the difference in orders numbers assuming the orders are stored sequentially in their database.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Like this, senpai.

http://money.cnn.com/2015/08/11/investing/hacked-stock-press-release-indictment/

viagrandad
viagrandad

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