/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

(Looted) thread: READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.

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Last blog:
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user's mods and upstab guide:
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>/mbg/ Steamgroup
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Module Recommendations:

>user's ACOCK minimod
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>Gekonewer
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>Swedish Mayonnaise
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what are we gonna do with all that butter?

xth for the sturgianposter

fuck off

First for King Harlaus' feasts.

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

>Three Kingdoms
>posts Cao Cao, who wasn't even part of it

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to
be
quite
honest
family unit

/twg/ is the better general

t. Varus

Go on and laugh at me. Like I give a fuck. You think I'm upset that you think this is comical? If I'm able to provide some sort of levity to the sad existence you call a life, then so be it.

But maybe instead of laughing you should learn. Try to model your own meager existence off of my own, and you could possibly achieve some of the greatness that I espouse. Maybe you'll stop eating the cum from your girlfriend's pussy after Jamal fucked her for a few hours, and you'll be the one cumming in your girlfriend and Jamal.

Maybe you'll get out of your dead-end job and actually go back to school. Maybe you'll join the military and become an officer after a few years.

Sure, you may never come close to my plane of existence, but you might be able to get at least a taste. I can assure you it will taste better than Jamal's semen.

Nice pasta Jamal

Nice pasta.

Nice pasta.

Thanks guys.

>Implying that /twg/ is better than anything
You guys are basically the Antiochus of vg

Day 3.
Kenshin still ntring

MY MIND TELLING ME NOOOO

BUT MY BODY, MY BODY TELLING ME YEA-HE-YEAAAAH

T-this is girl (female) right?

I got a better question
Does it even matter for you?
If the answer is no then why are you even wasting time by asking?

WHO THE FUCK CARES NIGGER

IF IT'S CUTE, YOU FUCK IT

HNNNNNGGGGGG

Hopefully _no

NOT MAKING A WIFE OUT OF THIS ADORABLE CREATURE

WHAT ARE YOU? GAY?

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=OtVyEZymUFo

cut this off before it sprouts into a tree of faggotry

BACK OFF WITH YOUR SHIT TIER TASTE, FAGGOT

I want faggot poster to fuck hisself

>responding to anime with anime

Or could we just talk about warband or something?

(You)

well this thread has proven to be a disaster
good job everyone

So how much better will magic in mods be in Bannerlord?

blame the fucktard who posted the trap

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anime is good until Thai ladyboy posters ruin it with their sodomite ways

>le magic
>not fighting toe to toe
youre just as bad as all the faggots above

I bet you're the type to look down on strategy too
Fuck off back to your shonens

hey upstab user do you happen to remember where you got the 1h upstab animation from?

Seeing as it requires 1257_ani, maybe 1257?

>hurr me peasant
>me fight with a sword durrr
>meanwhile I obliterate battlefields with my battlemage bros

lmao

>toe to toe
Nigga you couldn't even beat a Miko.

But we know that slaughtering lightly armoured soldiers in Geko will be way more fun with cleave

>LE FUCKING MAGIC
>HUE HUE I BET YOU DONT USE STRATEGY TOO
just listen to the shits spilling outta your mouth
>steel vs wimpy ass make-believe fairy dust
ill like to see cloth robe stand against a fucking long sword
fite me nigger

You're literally saying "fight me toe to toe fair fight 1v1 fgt" when strategy is literally all about not being fair and hitting them from behind and running away if you're losing.
You DON'T understand strategy or tactics, Varro. I'm sorry.
>cloth robes can't stand against a longsword
Yeah uh, about that...
Wall of Force.

>Wall of Force.
Technically it doesn't prove him wrong

>peasant thinks his steel plate will protect him from everything

hows that mordhau hitting ya champ

>it's the equivalent of /twg/'s Abramsposter but even more childish with his boner for MUH MANLY FIGHTING
Fuck off already.

what? it's just titled "mbg_pastebin_anims.brf"

i was talking about glorious melee, learn to fucking read nigger
also again, crossbow bolts and flaming oil pots
NO U

What software I need to mod Warband?
I heard about openbfr and moghrs something and of course notepad, do I need something else?

>i was talking about glorious melee
>melee
>glorious
Good for you, I'll just be sitting here with my 68 Bodkins + 68 Broadheads + Composite Recurve on a horse. If you're not dead by the end of it I'll just leave, resupply, sleep with my wife and come back later.

implying that realistically you'd have the stamina to shoot 136 arrows with a military-grade draw weight in a single sitting

>I was talking about glorious melee
The mere fact that you have this massive boner for glorious honorable melee indicates to me that you'd be annoyed over ambushes or rear charges or anything besides a berserker charge, which is why I called you Varro.
Also enjoy no ranged support.
>crossbows are somehow allowed but bows aren't even thought bows actually require skill
>flaming oil pots aka artillery but this is okay for no real reason despite the people designing and firing them not participating in melee ever and probably advising against it
>muh manly fighting muh manly melee

You are shit without honor desu

I have all day champ, even a trotting horse outruns you in your heavy-ass plate, and at the end of the day I can just leave.

Yeah sure, I'll just write in the history books that you shat your pants and fled like a bitch. I mean, who's going to argue against it? Not you, you're stuck in the rape dungeon.

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Realistic desu
Also 1257 has 60+ quivers.

KILL YOURSELF FUCKING WEEBSHIT

t. Batman pro

What about that Dynasty warriors mod?

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I think you meant Warwolf

HEY BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A SPECIAL OFFER ON A BRAND-SPANKING NEW ITEM, TIRED OF RETARDS WITH BOWS TAUNTING YOU? WANNA APPROACH THEM AND GIVE THEM THE BEATING OF A LIFETIME? INTRODUCING THE TOWER SHIELD. THIS SWEET TOY HERE WILL GET YOU ALL NICE AND CLOSE FOR THE CHEAP CHEAP PRICE OF 99.99 DENARS. IF YOU CALL OUR SPECIAL NUMBER NOW, WE CAN GET YOU A DISCOUNT ON ANY PURCHASES YOU MAKE IN THE FUTURE.
CALL 1800-RHODOKS AND USE THE DISCOUNT CODE: SANDNIGGER TO RECEIVE YOUR DISCOUNT!

>Tower Shield
CouchedLance.png

Stay in your containment area

one row of shields in the front
two row of pikes directly behind

how do u kill this without gunpowder

BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M BILLY MAY

>68 Bodkins + 68 Broadheads + Composite Recurve
>he think he can pierce knights armour
You nigger

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I'm posting George Washington until we get a good American Revolution mod.

We have 1776 mod

>has to bust out an entire formation to take care of a midget mongol girl on a horse
Yeah, melee sure is glorious

To answer your question, flanking maybe?

I thought we were talking about M&B, even 1257 with their insane armor isn't immune to horsefuckery memes, just bring a bow and a spear and win literally every Tournament, shoot the horse out from under them then shatter their shield and lance away.

>that horse
Good OC.

Why not Sir Gabby's mod?

>flanking
>have to ride all the way around the formation while the people standing just need to turn slightly

We are talking about MB?
Oh shit I'm sorry

t. pikemen aren't vulnerable to flanking
Shielded heavy infantry in front, light infantry or horsemen run around the flanks. Hammer and anvil.
>but that's melee
My hammer is javelins or some shit.

gonna work on another oc meme so you niggers just sit tight and get comfy, im feeling artsy today

Make a Cannae meme

>people actually talking about tactics in M&B
>not just telling your heavy cav to F3
lmao

Enjoy 300 courtesy of Feodor nubing down your throat.

the hell is cannae

t. Burgerlardfatclapper

nope, asian

Where are you from then you disgrace
Don't pretend to be me.

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'Nam

t. Southern Barbarian
You were memeing right, you DO know what Cannae is?

nope, not a clue, just fucking explain already you fag
also we were anything but barbarians lad

>also we were anything but barbarians lad
>not a barbarian
>doesn't know about Cannae
Uh-huh.

>there are literal Nam Man in this thread

>cue le i got drafted song
truth be told I really love that song

Cannae was a famous battle during the Second Punic War between Hannibal of Carthage and the Roman Republic. Hannibal successfully managed to destroy a Roman force of around 80-90,000 when he didn't even have half of that number. It is a battle that should have destroyed the Roman Republic, but didn't.

He had roughly half that number actually, around 50k.
>should have
R O M A
I N V I C T A

the BLK man's glorious victory over whitey

you know we could have saved a fuckton of time if you just told me straight away instead of going back and forth like a hissy fit bitch right

I was sleeping.

t. Tyrone

He's not me, I still haven't answered you, Southern Barbarian.
Also, Wikipedia exists and failing that, Baidu Encyclo exists.

well ill do it later on, currently doing one right now so take a ticket and wait your turn lad

t. Barbarian

>beijing user calling others barbarian
>implying he isn't half manchu himself
lad

keep that up and no meme commision lad :^)

>Descended from Xiongnu
>Not barbarian