/owg/ - Overwatch General

why is Hana such a messy eater?

Guys, tell me if my math checks out.
Winston(2) + Lucio(2) + Soldier 76 + Pharah = Victory

How do you play D.va well?

>better than 89% of the player base at rank 59

God damn how fucking bad are people at this game?

game soundtracks and EDM.

KOTH: Yes
Payload/2CP/Hybrid: -1 Winston, -1 Lucio, +1 Reinhardt, +1 Mercy

Alternatively, you could swap Winston for Pharah.

I'd like her even more if she listened to Super Eurobeat

After playing 'meta' KOTH last night I want it fucking gone.

One of each hero per team in competitive, save this hero stacking nonsense for QP only.

Why is there no invisible mode in this game?
>have friend who's over 20 ranks lower than me and always wants to play competitive with me whenever I'm online
>lose a rank+ every loss (which is at least 50% of the time) and gain not even half a rank per win because I'm playing with sub-40s
>he's really nice so I don't have the heart to tell him I just want to play alone

Remember that when games have a lot of people, a lot of people are bad. My casual friends played their placements and got placed under 40.

Shit, I meant Zarya.

It's a casual shooter, man
Its like caring about being the best at Apples to Apples
it's just a game

It is overtime and the last one alive runs away from the point and loses the game. What do you do next

You mean double Winston double lucio double tracer

DVA AND ZEN BUFF WHEN

Ignore his messages, that's what I do sometimes. If he flips out about it later, blame the servers.

True, but Zarya as a pusher tank requires more skill than Reinhardt, thus Reinhardt is probably better because there's a larger margin for error.

Either works though, and a good Zarya is goddamn near unstoppable.

Does overwatch have a weeb character who is picked on your team you know you are probably going to lose the game?

Yes, or some small variation on this

More than 1 Tracer is already cancerous enough.

didn't mean to reply

CAN'T
STOP
WON'T
STOP

Three heroes, two of each
What's the most potent team?
Hard mode: No Zarya

It has 2

I said swap Winston for Zarya, not swap Reinhardt. Reinhardt + Zarya is usually great because you get free charge off people shooting his shield. Another combo that works well is Zarya + Roadhog.

At least I can take solace in the fact I'm better than ~90% of the player base
That doesn't say very much

Hanzo for certain defeat.
Genji for "maybe he's actually good oh no wait he's fucking trash we lost" defeat.

genji and hanzo

>overtime about to run out
>junkrat ahead of me is going to make it there in time
>he stops a few feet away from the point to get behind cover and ult
>DEFEAT

oh god you have two?

>Be level 63
>Brother just did placement matches, he got 43
>He plays with a consoler on PC
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3.

>Genji
>Hanzo
>D.va

>play Lucio on Hollywood
>5 minute objective time and 15k healing
>lose because my teammates were absolutely allergic to standing next to the payload once we got past the first checkpoint

D. Va boost needs to hit harder than standard melee. What a joke.

The thing is is that both Genji and Hanzo can be game-breaking heroes in the right hands. Hanzo, between his wallhacks, math arrows, and standard hitboxes, can absolutely wreck any chance of a coordinated push. Genji, meanwhile, will bathe in the tears of frustrated squishy class players.

But for every legitimately good player of those two, you'll find 24 shitters who THINK they're good because they saw 30 seconds of a ster or seagull stream and think they know everything.

I want at least one of my placement matches to not feel like I'm banging my head against a fucking wall

My favorite thing is when bad D.Vas try to counter Rein charges or Roadhogs hook with their boost. They usually don't do it again.

> what if they're trying to stop their healer from getting smushed

>first placement match
>our mei is team trolling
>second placement match
>TWO (2) widows on attack
tell me I'm the only constant, /owg/
TELL ME

Dude its hard

>consistently getting put against 6 man stacks when I solo queue
>get all the gold medals my character can possibly get, including one that I shouldn't, like healing on s76 or eliminations as mercy
>get put on a team with a 5 stack, coordinated, they already have a healer
>kicked halfway through second round of the match because I was afk while the map loaded and characters were chosen

THE GAME HADN'T EVEN STARTED BLIZZARD

FUCKING REALLY

LET ME HAVE SOMETHING YOU FUCKS

i have done this
I was expecting the enemy team to be too dumb to ALL get on the cart.

r8

So /owg/, as a cruel joke to its playerbase, Blizzard has tasked you with giving a hero a buff that will turn them from a niche pick in competitive to a mandatory one.

Name it.

>Genji's Dragonblade is now an instant kill if it strikes the target in the back

is it just me of is this game REALLY thin?

4th day in and i'm already over it

You're fat and gay

>Win offense smoothly
>Enemy team struggles to push the cart to the end
>Multiple overtimes used
>Get offense on the coin flip
>Win
>"Wow GG nice coin flip"
>"GG enjoy your coin flip win"

is anyone putting together a hanzo/genji player name compilation, like that one with all the edgy reaper names?
>symmetra shields now give 50hp instead of 25
>symmetra beam range increased by 5m

D.va needs to actually have good tank abilities if they're going to classify her as one. Her shield is terrible and her charge sucks other than for mobility.

Also not gigantic as fuck impossible to miss head hitbox.

But I'm not going for the healer, I'm actively trying to bully D.Va

Exactly this.
It's not just you senpai it feels like a fucking beta
I feel like the purchase is more like an investment in what the game will become, which is almost certainly not going to be gud given Blizzard's track record

just you

Ive met maybe 2 possible hackers today

Kinda annoying

One McCree landed every headshot

[82]/10

Bastion gets his personal reinhardt shield back

Zenyatta's ult now gives every ally a harmony orb and every enemy a discord orb

I think it's adequate for $40, but I'd feel ripped off at $60 I think.

I wish there were some things to do solo.

D.Vas ult is reworked to call down a reinforced armor meka with 3500 armor hp. Lasts for 1 minute

New skins when?
>tfw I have ~30 boxes saved up

>useful in almost any situation on pretty much any map
>ridiculously fun
>requires little aim and instead thrives on prediction plus positioning
How the hell do I stop playing Reinhardt? I'm hopelessly addicted.

>drunk
>hate fps games
>considering buying overwatch to play as Rein or Zenyatta because all I wanna do is help friends
sell me this game guys, I haven;t enjoyed a blizzard purchase since Diablo expansion

mercy's ult makes her team invincible and kills everyone on the opposing team, permanently.

>TFW the forced 50 meme can't drop you to 50% winrate so you constantly have shit games and win the ones you should lose anyway

When does it end.

The content of boxes are determined when you get the box, not when you open them

>tfw too scared to play ranked because ill get deranked

>yfw box contents are predetermined when they're obtained

Please tell me you had something like this in mind

The loot in the box is rolled the instant you get it

McCree's FtH focuses in like a his ult, but for a single target, or every target hit by his flashbang.

based slowbro

Reinhardt's hammer now does 200 damage per swing, and can headshot

The contents of your boxes are determined the moment you get them. No point in saving up, just open them user.

twitter.com/REAPERGOOGLING

holy kek

Of course

>play ranked
>lose game, drop a rank
>stop playing ranked
It's been like this for a week now

Reaper has no damage fall off or spread

"Remember, Overwatch is a game of violence, exclusion and degradation. So, when you're in a a lobby, remember to be on the team with the biggest, strongest players. That way, you can all gang up on the weaker ones, like Winston here."

Hanzo arrow hitboxes are now twice as big and he can genji double jump.

>tfw won't play ranked at all without a better computer and an ethernet connection

My toaster laptop and cheap wifi just keeps me lagging around in quickplay indefinitely

You get to unleash rocket-assisted shoulder tackles that instakill cocky bitches by smashing them against walls, only for immediately after to turn around and start smacking said bitches' friends to death while screaming "ARE YOU AFRAID TO FIGHT ME" the entire time.

Minimal aiming involved when you're Reinhardt

d.va can now use her handgun while inside the mech

>AMAZON DASH BUTTON FOR SHOTGUNS
kek

>fail to capture Point A in full time allotted
>enemy team also fail to capture point A in full time allotted
>Get Offense on the coin flip
>win
>"Wow GG nice coin flip"

>how to reload guns

If you solo queue you are going to get lose rank anyway.

>play ranked solo queue
>get a good team that communicates
>win
>quit for the night because I wont have another game like that
>barely play ranked because this keeps happening

fuck off, ranks don't mean shit right now, you can have a 75% win rate and end up with a net loss because cunts keep leaving your games

it just happened to me earlier today, and one of the wins was a fucking 5v6

stop giving a shit about your rank and just farm golden weapons

Why doesn't anyone bleed in this game.

>twitter.com/REAPERGOOGLING
Thats pretty funny

The season literally ends next month, and then all ranks reset. I wouldn't even give a damn about your rank, just treat it as a game mode where the probability of getting a fucktarded team is ever so slightly reduced.

>played 4 games in a row like this last saturday
>wondering if I should only play ranked on saturdays at 2pm to avoid getting matched with shitters