How can I bluepill myself into not killing myself?

takes2long
takes2long

working as a balding male

How can I bluepill myself into not killing myself?

Finasteride and so on didnt work, and wigs are too expensive and I would be paranoid of it moving.

Transplants don't work unless your hairloss is stabilized.

just shave it off
This needs to stop. Only 0.1% of men look decent.

How do you guys cope sitting next to a NW0 jock that reminds you you are genetic trash on a daily basis?

What's the point if you get no genetic validation by prime girls because you are invisible dogshit?

I guess making money itself it's the cope but im not bluepilled enough for it to work. Being a low-T cuck with a low sex drive/low standards would help too, but it's not my case.

I wish I could get autismbux (maybe my high sentience and extreme realism would qualify as autism by coping doctors) + live from my adsense income. Not needing to be subjected to this torture daily would be such a relief. At least I could rot in peace and fuck a escort or two monthly to not kill myself (lol at working as baldig male while knowing you'll die without getting attractive pussy ever).
This would be the perfect lifestyle realistically.

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Bidwell
Bidwell

@takes2long
caring this much about appearance as a male
Try TRT pal.

idontknow
idontknow

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Relax. It's been cured.

Final clinical trials of a well-established protocol are about to begin in Japan. A national science institute has partnered with a multi-billion dollar conglomerate to bring a full cure to market by 2020.

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It looks almost certain to work, judging by the results in the animal model.

Hang in there for three more years, save up some money, and get on the first flight to Tokyo when it becomes commercially available.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@takes2long
cope

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Burnblaze
That's what he is trying to do you dumb nigger.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@takes2long
shave your head and own it you big pussy. stop being such an insecure little bitch. grow a goatee to compensate.

farquit
farquit

@Garbage Can Lid
This.

Look, there might eventually be a cure, as @Poker_Star
indicates. Until then, you can't do shit, hiding it is for weaklings, and no-one but you cares. Sure, some girls may complain about it, but it's more about the nature of the guys who try to hide their baldness (embarrassed, weak, shy, etc.) than it is the baldness itself.

I'm sure I'll have this issue at some point, at which point I'm just gonna shave that shit.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Bidwell
Is this how you cope?

@Poker_Star
it's been cured

No it hasn't I have been hearing those "5 more years" bullshit for years. The only thing that has proved to help is minox and finasteride and it does not work for me.

MPB cannot be cured, only palliated.

Im going to try RU next, its my last hope.

@Burnblaze
long hair as a male
Confirmed permavirgin.

inb4 picture of fucking Thor

@Garbage Can Lid
0/10

@farquit

hiding it is for weaklings
I'm just gonna shave that shit.

Don't you see shaving your hair as a balding male is trying to hide it?

This, coupled with thinking only SOME girls care, then the other bullshit about embarrased, weak, shy being worse than bald itself... I wish I was that deluded. You have healthy levels of cope.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Poker_Star
caring this much about what girls think
Fuck you really should kill yourself. Your genes are pathetic.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@takes2long
KEK

Evilember
Evilember

@Burnblaze
Your genes are pathetic.
Indeed, im balding.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Poker_Star
no hair as a male
Confirmed permavirgin.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Evilember
high test is not a genetic failure

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TurtleCat
Im not a virgin, I fuck 7+/10 escorts (since it's impossible to fuck 7+ as an average male, let alone a balding average male.

FastChef
FastChef

@CouchChiller
still thinking balding means high test
This retarded myth has been proven wrong numerous times now. Balding has ZERO realistic benefits (comedy value benefit = not having to shampoo... and the rest of cliches)

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@DeathDog
confirmed for living in a fantasy land

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@DeathDog
impossible
Did you ever think that maybe you just have a shit personality?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@PurpleCharger
confirmed for being a frustrated wagecuck in the land of the free where escorts are ilegal and trying to find a 7+/10 is a pain in the ass and expensive as fuck

Nojokur
Nojokur

@GoogleCat
No, I have an average face and a receding hairline and crown, coupled with average heigh to boot.

Aka trying to fuck 7+'s is a waste of time.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nojokur
mfw 6'2 chad with head of full hair that fucks 8/10s for free
Feels fucking great to be honest bro

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Supergrass
roleplaying

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi
cope
Not everyone is as pathetic as you

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nojokur
I have a friend in the exact position plus being slightly overweight and poor who gets laid all the time by at least sevens.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Booteefool
My fat bald friend of 7+ pussy slayer
Here we go.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Fried_Sushi
Actually I'm just like that guy, almost same everything with a large bank account. I never go home alone, mostly 9s or above.

King_Martha
King_Martha

I started receding on the corners of my forehead around 23, I'm almost 25 now and there hasn't been much change but both of my uncles were completely bald by 30, so I don't have much to look forward too

My brother is 27 and has a full head of hair, fuck genetics desu senpai

girlDog
girlDog

@Sir_Gallonhead
this much denial
It's all true friend. Your personality is just shit, and you sound like an aspie too. In fact I can think of at least three of my acquaintances who are average at best and pull 7+ a majority of the time.

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