Passively invest your money now so that when you are 65 years old with a heart...

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

passively invest your money now so that when you are 65 years old with a heart condition, diabetes, back pain, partial blindness, erectile dysfunction and early stage lung cancer, you can enjoy all the millions you have earned over the years

Spamalot
Spamalot

You seriously are so poor you can't invest 5k a year?

girlDog
girlDog

@Lord_Tryzalot
my dad is about to retire and in great shape... speak for yourself and your inferior genetics

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
@girlDog

t. the 1%

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lord_Tryzalot
What's your alternative?

Daytrading pennycoins shilled on biz?

Besides, at 65 you still want to live and have medical expenses, in your hypothetical scenario. Imagine how much it'd suck to not be financially secure then.

askme
askme

@happy_sad
so, slave away all your good years because you need to pay does medical bills when you are 65?

Inmate
Inmate

@askme
What is your alternative?

Blow all your money and be poor?

Besides 65 is such hyperbole. You can become financially independent by 30-40. And you're certainly still young enough to enjoy life then

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Inmate
You can become financially independent by 30-40.

Not everyone is an investment banker you idiot

Playboyize
Playboyize

@hairygrape
You don't need to be an investment banker in order to save and invest money

Your defeatist attitude is why you're poor. Why did you even make this thread?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Inmate
What is your alternative?

Sadly none, I'm 38 and with a horrible eyesight, imagine when I get to 65.

Friend of mine is 41 he got a ton of money in the bank, but he cant do shit, he fucked up his back working in a car factory, all that money only helps him have the latest electronics.

SniperWish
SniperWish

If you're so poor that you can only begin to enjoy life with your meager savings then you need some new priorities.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@hairygrape
You don't need to be in IB to make money.

I'm 28 and making 110K as a real estate agent. I work maybe 50-55 hours a week.

I also have some properties that bring in ~25K a year.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Skullbone
Yeah

Imagine how bad it'd be to be 50-60+ and still have to work for a living?

Too young to die, too old to live

DeathDog
DeathDog

As a 20 year old who is doing extremely well for himself, I have hopes for a future with the Veeky Forums elite trend in black market bulk stem cells with the intentions of rejuvenating every cell in the human body/ prolonging my life without having any of those problems.

farquit
farquit

@DeathDog
20 year old also doing very well for himself here m8.

What's your situation?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

200k in govt debt from top 5 law school with no job lined up.

Should I just move to Delaware and start trading based upon court cases I know are going to go a certain way against corporations or just flee the country?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@farquit
also 20 years old here, I have 16 billion in assets.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@lostmypassword
200k in govt debt

My fucking God, and people still pretends that college isn't a massive scam.

"Go to college user or you will be looked down and don't get a good job ever".

End up flipping burgers anyway.

Imagine literally starting your life with -200k dollars, like, when will you start living, at your early 50's?

Imagine the money you could have had by now if you studied a trade and worked a well paid and chilled as fuck job (and useful) like electrician.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@BunnyJinx
Yeah it sucks, if I could do it all over again I would have never gone to college. Wasted a lot of time and money.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TreeEater
18 yo here, I run a 3b$ hedgefund

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BunnyJinx
America's Student Debt system is terrible. I mean There is flaws with Britain's but 200k is ridiculous, especially when you have to repay it as soon as you graduate. Here If you don't earn decent money you don't have to pay it back.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@MPmaster
Yeah well when I was 15 I sold my first company to Bill Grapes for $1 billion drollars.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@MPmaster
5yr old here. I make 3trillion by shilling shadow coin while making boom-boom in my pants.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@StrangeWizard
Fetus here. I make 7 bil a week running a coltan mining facility in the congo

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Lunatick
If you aren't financially free by the time you're 7, why even continue living?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@StrangeWizard
im a sperm cell and i reside inside the nutsack of the most wealthy man in the universe.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Lord_Tryzalot
Honest question: why do you make these threads? To mask your frustration at never having the prospect of being rich in your life? Or because you gambled away whatever chances you had and are now filled with regret?

I'm seriously curious how someone got so broken.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Crazy_Nice
lol fucking WAGEKEK fetus

happy_sad
happy_sad

@cum2soon
I feel like it's not about money or anything financial at all for him. He is terrified of growing old, it's all about mortality

Methshot
Methshot

Time traveler here my parents haven't been born yet just came back to get rich on fiat before the collapse ww3 and alien invasion, 7 billion next week on tgd your grandkids will thank you

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Lord_Tryzalot

exactly

theres no point

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Lord_Tryzalot
Yeah, what is the alternative then, jackass?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I'm 16 and I founded Apple.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Health, Quality of Life and Wealth are different things.

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