Tfw all of your coworkers are trying to run you out because you're introverted...

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

tfw all of your coworkers are trying to run you out because you're introverted and don't fit in.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TurtleCat

I've been in some companies that do this. Tech companies of all places. It's a joke.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

What do you want?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TurtleCat
tfw your boss is more introverted than you are, so he has you do the talking to executives.

whereismyname
whereismyname

the i work gigs and events so I don't have to deal with stupid fucking co-workers and only work part time hours for "full-time" pay

I miss pulling all nighter weekends tho, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make easily.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@TurtleCat
not just trolling the shit out of them since your days are numbered anyways
not building a back up plan

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

tfw you are the workplace bully

Ive made 5 new guys quit thus far. Who knows this feel?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Fried_Sushi
Being so repulsively pungent that people would rather leave the company than have to work with you is not an achievement user.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Crazy_Nice
It's called being an alphamale and weeding out the weak

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Harmless_Venom
It means you are not fit to live in civilized society.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Soft_member
Then why did I climb through the ranks by shitting on people lower than me and getting in cahoots with people above me?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@SomethingNew
He was able to climb the ranks in his company because he's a psychopath, not because he is the most productive worker with the best ideas

This means that there is something wrong with the company you work for.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@lostmypassword
That's how the real world works, beta :)

Do you think life is a meritocracy and the good guy always wins? Ah, so naive.

Shove your good ideas up your ass because no one cares. They'll get stolen and you'll get left in the dust if you don't implement them swiftly and without hesitation

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Fried_Sushi
@Harmless_Venom
@SomethingNew
@Methnerd
/r9k/ playing fantasy again

WebTool
WebTool

tfw two of your coworkers got into a domestic dispute on a business trip and you told them to get their shit together.

tfw they both got promoted to be your superiors and also hate you for telling them to get their shit together.

Bidwell
Bidwell

got denied raise
packed huge sulk all day, made coworkers miserable
supervisor rolls eyes and puts pressure on bosses
payrise magically gets accepted

Step 1: be good. Step 2: don't be afraid to kick up a fuss

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Bidwell
sulk

are you this much of a faggot?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Harmless_Venom
this is what sociopaths actually believe

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Harmless_Venom

wagecuck
alpha

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

never socialize or volunteer
make a dumb joke at each staff meeting
coworkers like me

cum2soon
cum2soon

@TurtleCat
tfw autist boss who explicitly doesn't hire normies (not his word for it but you know what he's talking about)

I love being alive

w8t4u
w8t4u

@lostmypassword
This means that there is something wrong with the company you work for.
Nigga that means there's something wrong with the world we live in

That's basically the only way to make it in a business, psychopathy and nepotism

Work smarter, not harder

askme
askme

@Bidwell

I kicked up a fuss
by pouting in the corner with my arms crossed

massdebater
massdebater

@WebTool
That's what you get for being a sassy fag.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@AwesomeTucker

To do my job and not have to partake in petty gossip and bullshit?

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