Be Jewish

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Be Jewish
Father wants me to study finance
Father sends me to Study at the London School of Economics and Finance
Aim to become a banker at Goldman Sachs
Father already has some connections
Rich future secured

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckVYO9oI8vc
StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@CodeBuns
Be Jewish
Father wants me to study finance
I didn't expect that twist...

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns
father works in finance
hates it
wants me to do anything but finance
fuck around through out highschool
almost drop out
fuck around at college
almost drop out
take one econ class
suddenly everything is 11/10 best student in class
gonna end up working in finance
dad sighs and tells me that he hoped he would never have to talk to his old finance buddies again
dad is disapointed in me
he liked me better as a free spirited rebel.
One time I come home wearing my suit from interview.
Dad looks at me and shakes his head
Goes and lays down for 3 days
mfw I re triggered my dads burnout even though he is retired.
Rich future secured

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@CodeBuns
be 45
22.7 mil net worth
realize you would trade every dollar of it for the unconditional love of a beautiful woman
realize you wish you spent more time with your family
realize that no matter how much money you have you still feel empty inside
realize no amount of money can replace the guilt you feel for lying about the holocause continually and perpetuating the lies about jews being persecuted for years.

this is your future.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Ignoramus
You obviously have no idea how Jewish family structure works.

Nojokur
Nojokur

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckVYO9oI8vc

Supergrass
Supergrass

@CodeBuns
be shitposter
shitpost
poorfag life secured

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Stupidasole
I know you will never get a beautiful woman to fall in love with you. The deep unconditional love that only the truly fortunate find once in a lifetime. I know that when you're 45 you will wish you spent more time around your kids when they were younger. And I know you're lying about the holocaust. Just stop lying bro, we all know it never happened. Come clean and you'll feel so much better.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Stark_Naked
you dont understand jews.
they love money the way normal people love people.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@CodeBuns
Hey OP can you get me into an internship in CS there? I am not a jew but I have a nose that can hide that

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Booteefool
ohhhhh that's what i'm missing. so even though he won't have all that shit, it's all good cause he'll just lie about the holocaust taking place until he's blue in the face and then look at his bank account and that will give him that warm feeling inside?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@CodeBuns
ID: sn+eK

Inmate
Inmate

@Fuzzy_Logic

This is essentially what happened to me

My dad wanted me to make furniture in the garage, which I love

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Sir_Gallonhead
Mad poorfag detected
Go cry about how da joos are keeping you down
Go jerk off to your hitler posters
And most of all
Stay poor faggot

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

born into middle-low class Scandinavian immigrant family
will never have the network connections of being jewish

end my life

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Playboyize
2016
Believing the holocaust happened

good goy

Methshot
Methshot

@Need_TLC

relying on network that is how you know you are a pussy

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

father dies
leaves everything to his only child - me
will never have to work a day in my life

started browsing Veeky Forums as i wanted to get into real estate. realized no one on Veeky Forums knows anything about anything but i stayed for the memes.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Need_TLC
basically this:@Methshot

being born in a socialist country, full of opportunities where you can get top-tier education even if youre poor as fuck is the shittiest excuse i've ever heard for not being succesful.

man the fuck up and do something. crying won't help. crying when you have a lot of opporunities just makes you a fagpussy

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@PurpleCharger

socialist country

opportunities

lol wut

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@ZeroReborn
Jesus christ, stop posting this image.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@PurpleCharger
socialism=/=social democracy, foo

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@ZeroReborn
yeah no matter how many classes i fail in school i know that my grandparents always loved me the most and their paid off $500k suburban house will go to me

i plan to just work part time or do contract software work and then live off renting the place out

that or sell it when the market is ripe and live off interest

have my gf move in

never have kids

mad DINK

retire at like 40

make video games and do fucking nothing with the rest of my life

being privileged is awesome

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Spazyfool
are you an idiot?

he can get almost free education, this is not the usa where you have to go into debt if you want to attend college and youre poor.

if youre poor basically get free everything, isn't this the biggest opporunity you can have if youre poor?

@Crazy_Nice
no? these are countries where around 60% of the money you earn goes back to the state in a way or another, how is this not socialism? poor people get almost everything for free (thanks to the taxes) how is that not socialism?

girlDog
girlDog

@Playboyize
You realize if you're poor you get financial aid in the US, right? Not to mention colleges vary in price

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Fuzzy_Logic
sounds like your dad is a wise man

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Oh boy! here it come the "feel the bern" socialist goyn

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@PurpleCharger
Well, at least in Sweden, you get a job based on contacts mainly, not education/experience

5mileys
5mileys

iktf senpai

be jewish
want to be a lawyer since I was five
parents want the same
currently at a top 10 law school first year
father knows three lawyers each with a net worth of 10 mil+ who he will introduce me to

oh boy am I laffin

Emberburn
Emberburn

@CodeBuns
London School of Economics and Finance
There's no such thing.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Goldman will be bankrupt in two or three years at this rate.

Sad!

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Ignoramus
unconditional love of a beautiful woman
have you ever met a woman?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Inmate
Should have done that.

I'm an accountant, and if it wasn't Friday today I might have killed myself.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Harmless_Venom
Make videogames
Wake up faggot

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

oh boy!

askme
askme

@BlogWobbles
Top keks naive goy

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@CodeBuns
Be Muslim
Mother wants me to be Jihadi hero like Father
Father taught me evils of the Jew
Access to AOL v2.5, can learn to make vest bomb
Eternal virgins secured

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Need_TLC
Jews are basically the Iksar in EverQuest.
They are the most intelligent ethnicity and have superhuman ability in finance, but literally everyone hates them, and when shit goes south, they'll the first scapegoats.

Disable AdBlock to view this page

Disable AdBlock to view this page