/smgen/ - SMITE General

I want Posedion and Kraken to ult her.

Not nice senpai. I like jing Wei

well you can't rim her but maybe you can rim the originals
youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ

friendly reminder paragon > smite

I'm pretty sure barely anyone plays that game.

Am I the only one that would fuck the shit out of Jing?

I want to cum on Jing's wings.

nah, i wouldn't fuck jing though, If i had to choose a semen demon it'd be Kali, Nox or Awilix

paragon is slow, clunky, abilities are dumb, 1vs1 dull, laning is dull, jungle is a mess, fine its a jungle but goddamn jungle mobs are stupidly hard to kill, leveling(in game) is comfusing as fuck and takes a long ass time, "card" and builds are confusing as heck, games take longer than LoL/Dota 2 games on a 3rd person view.

In general paragons visuals are fucking 8/10, would give it a 9 if it didn't look so washed out but its still very pretty, everything else sucks.

All top tier picks really

it's almost as if it's an alpha game

half of those problems are alraedy solved

...

they might solve all of them(not movement speed tho, they said they won't make it faster at all), but at its current state paragons is not better than smite.

So how do the deserter penalties work?
I'm in a match that im afk in and don't plan on playing, strangely my team is winning and took out a couple towers.
If I don't play at all and the team wins do I still get the penalty?
I just want to practice my Nem jungle

>I'm in a match that im afk in and don't plan on playing
Fuck you

I only do it if there's a good reason (shit builds that will make us lose, shit team mates die before 5 mins, someone instalocks a role i already called or someone else)

Most games in Paragon take 20-25 minutes.

it's only certain matchups that take 35-50 minutes.

Which gods aren't jerks? I mean, lets be honest, Zeus is a pretty big butthole at times, and I imagine that Bakasura isn't exactly chummy. But who would you sit down and drink a beer with?

I don't drink beer

Bacchus and Tyr clearly.

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Pretty much any norse god bar Hel and Fenrir

Who would you indulge in non-sexual comradery with my friend?

They should add a vgs line saying "Reported!"

Khumba, Xing, not sure about drinking, but it would probably be fun to chill with Ne Zha. I think it would be fun to try to play cards with Xing. Khumba, Khepri and Zhong. I need real friends I think.

Jing Wei is for ______.

Masturbating.

Cuddling

With thighs like that there's no other option

Deploying emergency memes.

Loki's stealth mechanic is busted as hell., and his ability to near-instantly 100-0 any squishy late-game needs to be nerfed, big time.

I want to mercilessly pound Jing Wei's cervix.

I'd party with Apollo and Bacchus, drink a beer and chill with Xbal and Loki, to drink and possibly seduce...NOX
i want dem fun bags

I know it's a meme, but honestly all hirez need to do to remove the frustration factor of loki is to bring back aegis 3

>yfw you realize her summer skin is going to be a two piece and not a swimsuit
get ready fo' dat lewd midriff bois

Apollo and Bacchus seem like the type of cunts that would charm and fuck any women around, even your girlfriend. Xbal seems like a Grade A bro though.Play some casual football with him before grabbing a few cold ones.

Bro tier gods and goddesses who would be great drinking buddies:
>anhur, bacchus, freya, khepri, khumba, odin, ra, skadi, sun wukong, sylvanus, thor, tyr, ullr, zhong kui

He can't drink anything without a head you stupid fuck tier:
>Xing Tian

Attention whores/ wont shut up tier:
>aphrodite, apollo, awilix, bastet, cupid, hel, mercury, neith, thanatos, zeus

Molotov cocktail tier:
>agni, sol, vulcan

Wake up without a kidney tier:
>ah muzen cab, ah puch, ao kuang, arachne, artemis (if you hit on her), bakasura, fafnir, fenrir, kali, loki, medusa

Disney producer tier:
>Jing wei, scylla

I like this MOTD

Xing has his chest face. Even if he could not drink he would probably be pretty awesome, being a warrior poet and general. Play chess and go and shit. Teach you how to use an axe and maybe... ride on his shoulders. Just maybe.

What is it?

Omnipotence in Conquest

>Ride his shoulders
I've never had a life goal.
Until now.

I am glad my thoughts have inspired you friend. Godspeed on your dream, and the best of luck.

Does anyone here know who to get the PC Xbox account merge shit to work? I want that fucking skin.

Delete this

>Deploying emergency facts.

>tfw ywn ride on Xing's shoulders and ride his metal cock afterward

Long walks on the bench as you tosh stones into the ocean and hand holding

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who walks on benches you fucking weirdo

Relaxing with. Help her excavate some stones into the ocean, have some ice cream. Stuff like that.

They literally walk you through this shit on their website

Don't u just link ur gt to ur hirez account?

So when are they gonna remove Erlang from the game?

his voice is shit
his model is ass
hes annoying to play against
his passive is stupid as fuck as its really useful and its not at the same time
and I hate him

Have they ever added a second Nezha skin?

When are they gonna remove you from this reality?

You're stupid and a faggot.

>calling me a faggot when you fap to R@ porn

yeah ok kid.

>R@ porn

Posting Scylla isn't going to hide you from the truth , homo.

seriously though why does r@ have so much porn

Whenever I try it, I press "Get started", then "Log into your Xbox Live account", put in my Microsoft info, then it just redirects me back to the "Get started" menu. I been trying this shit for literally months and I am quite flustered about it.

Furries

It seems not.

I have been waiting 3 years.

Shame.

>Ne Zha got cucked out of the summer skin by Jing

That's what she gets for having a dick

>TFW freya doesn't wanna pound your boipussy anymore
;_;

Favorite Favor purchased god emote? Xing Clap here. It's good for great plays or taunting an enemy down the lane. Best of both worlds! Yes, I have been posting a lot of Xing lately. He's my favorite.

Well shit, wrong picture.

live

I absolutely agree with Nox but Kali and Awilix?
I'd much rather me a Neith or Nemesis.

the list is actually freya, bellona, and freya
thx for playing

So a whore who is into dwarfs and a dyke?
I never saw it comming.

When do we get the Freya update for the console?

consoles please go

consoles please stay

>34 posters
I don't want smite to die it's one of the only multiplayer games I like still :(

>what god is this game

Anubis?

Xing, Ares or Bacchus.

ao kuang

I feel like players are getting increasingly more retarded in unranked modes.

I wish I had some people to play with, this shit is infruiating.

Fafnir

1v1 scrims time, post ign

The hot Ah Puch 8^)

>that feel when you are on the other side of bad matchmaking for once

Tadaa

How can anyone play Chiron?
He is so very bad.

why do you think he's bad?

Because I played him and found him to be the worst carry.

He is good in joust. I do infinitely better there with him than I do in conquest due to sustain and clear not being as important.

transcendence start is essential on him, as is leveling up your 2 before your 1. In conquest I don't recommend doing that because you have to clear, but in joust it is superior. You get a lot of kills you wouldn't normally get because shitters have trouble calculating delayed damage into their decision making.