How do you show girls you have money

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

How do you show girls you have money

Booteefool
Booteefool

Carry around a bank statement.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
Take it out of your wallet and show it to them?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

show them your money

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Nude_Bikergirl
Three words.

Professionally
tailored
suits.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Nude_Bikergirl
I don't because I don't like wondering if she's into my pretty face or my heavy wallet.

most women catch on pretty quick though based on where you take them on dates, how you act about paying for those dates, and if it makes it that far- how your mansion is decorated.

SniperGod
SniperGod

I keep ten hundred dollar bills taped around my dick at all times.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I have a 7 digit account balance and sometimes I take dates to applebee's just to see their reaction. I take great pleasure in this, more so than sex. Am I a psychopath?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@eGremlin
No, just low test.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@eGremlin
Take them to McDonalds instead.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

A good quality wallet (Fendi, LV, Tumi etc.) a good iphone without a case, expensive shoes, nice glasses/sunglasses, expensive fashionable backpack, and most importantly carry yourself like you deserve all of it more than anyone else.

Even if you have a 7 figure bank balance wearing NB sneakers and $20 Levis with a velcro wallet implies that you don't respect yourself enough to spend money, and everyone (not just women) can feel that.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Nude_Bikergirl

girls
pleb
rich people fucc boipussie

massdebater
massdebater

@Nude_Bikergirl
Most important thing is to have an entourage consisting of at least 2 people around you at all times. Then you can improvise.

Girls don't trust loners in the same way you wouldn't use a napkin unless it's in a stack. Women have an acute sociopath detector hardwired in their tiny brains

idontknow
idontknow

Be well spoken
Have nice shoes in particular
Be cultured

Flashing money just shows that you're nuveau riche, and those are the niggers of the wealthy world.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nude_Bikergirl
Don't try to show off money. The richest people I know (700m+) drive fucking Toyota Yaris. Just don't be overly stingy.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@MPmaster
I know someone in the same wealth bracket as you described. He drives a tesla.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@massdebater
@massdebater
Women have an acute sociopath detector hardwired in their tiny brains

You clearly don't know much about women and sociopaths.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Nude_Bikergirl
Drive a Porsche or another expensive coupe sports car.

Wear expensive clothes.

Eat at expensive and trendy places.

And the most important of all:
Buy them expensive anything they want.

DISCLAIMER: If you're not attractive all you're going to get is gold diggers.

Which, if you just want pussy is fine, but at that point you should just hire expensive whores.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@VisualMaster
Yeah you should workout to be a bit more attractive

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Booteefool
end thread lol

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@eGremlin
the irony is in Mexico applebees and dennys is where rich people go to impress their friends.

I found it hilarious when they took me to a Dennys and you see people in suits, CEOs and politicians all over the place.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@kizzmybutt

And a very nice car

Flameblow
Flameblow

@StrangeWizard

I don't believe you.
lol'ed anyways.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Nude_Bikergirl
Be ugly.
Have hot girlfriend.
Hmm he must have money.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@StrangeWizard
@Flameblow
don;t know about this but same is with Romania and McDonalds

farquit
farquit

@eGremlin

Women have their own shit-tests, and so do men.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

The thing is, if you drive around a nice car, wear brand clothing, and act like a snob, I will assume that you have put most of your money just to appear rich.

If you wear a hugo boss polo, are friendly, work out and drive an above decent car, I will assume you're pretty well off economically.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@eGremlin
Retarded non-American here.
Never heard of Applebee's. What does your post mean?

That they know you're rich and Applebee's is a shitty restaurant, so they're surprised about a rich guy taking them to a shitty place?

Or that they don't know you're rich and Applebee's is a nice restaurant, so they're surprised that you're spending a lot on them and about being taken to a nice place?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@SniperWish
hot

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Supergrass
unfortunately i can't workout my face

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Nude_Bikergirl
Why would I ever do that? Sounds silly.

Drive a nice car and have nice things because you want them, not because you want some chick.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@SniperGod
Explain nigger

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@StrangeWizard
In Mexico any restaurant chain that comes from the US feels like a rich people place, mostly because of the fact that they usually charge the equivalent of the same item in the US in pesos.

Example, imagine a burger that costs 10 US dollars, in that same chain in Mexico they sell it for 200 pesos. And it you're from Mexico you'll know that you can buy way more food with that much money rather than a shitty burger in any other place.

iluvmen
iluvmen

You don't. You find someone to love before you get rich so that you don't end up with a gold digger.

likme
likme

@Nude_Bikergirl
Show them your stock portfolio

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@SniperGod
yes not the nose or bones, but getting fat off your cheeks and getting a more defined face that way helps a lot

if you are not, you can still be a rich male version of a butterface

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@likme
better yet
show them your bitcoin wallet

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Poker_Star
Women dont usually like neckbeards. Js.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Poker_Star
Girls don't like fake money.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Stupidasole
She was... 40 years ago.
It was interesting because it was the first couple I could find who are "only in it for the money" where the woman wasn't some botoxed silicone fake.

If that's true then that says A LOT about who gets into that kind of relationship on both sides.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@SomethingNew
backpack

The fuck, are you 15?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Nude_Bikergirl

after you sexually assault them you hire a crazy expensive defense team.

girlDog
girlDog

@Sir_Gallonhead
How much food could You get with $10 there? I live close to the border and could go buy food there if it's super cheap

Snarelure
Snarelure

Have shit that the average guy cannot attain even with saving etc or fake.

Get a Rolex Everose presidential day-date, Patek Phillipe or Audemar Piguets
Get the best clothes from high quality brands; Opening Ceremony, Hermes, FearOfGod, Ricardo Tisci, LAnvin, Balmain, Zegna, Tom Ford etc.
Get an apartment in an unattainable suburb, area code where the girl knows for a fact how high the housing prices are.
Get brand new teeth.
Get atleast 1 or 2 decent German vehicles but nothing over the top think the following (Mercedes Benz AMG GT, S-Class, C63) , no need for Ferrari's and other corny Arab shit.
Get tables at restaurants & lounges frequented executives, entrepreneurs, politicians & cover the entire bill)
Make sure you have some kind of platinum card or black card from a Private Bank. Make sure she sees you hand over the card to pay for something.

Most men cannot fake the above or pretend to have these things. Any man who has these usually has alot of money.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@CodeBuns
Applebee's is not that bad. He's implying its bad though.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@eGremlin
Kek.

You should also badger her to get items off of the 2 for $20 menu as well. But do it subtly. Like keep suggesting those menu items just because you "think they look good" and then when she says she wants something else, order for her and get something from the 2 for $20.

For maximum keks, ask the waiter for separate checks when the time comes to pay.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Nude_Bikergirl
Talk openly about your salary with your caring and loving gf who got together with you when you were too poor to buy new shoes and a huge disappointment

5mileys
5mileys

@eGremlin

Same.

I don't have that kind of money, but I also do shit like this just to test the woman's intentions.

Well played.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@SomethingNew

Fuckin love my Tumi wallet. Best wallet I have ever owned.

takes2long
takes2long

@Snarelure
Get a Rolex Everose presidential day-date, Patek Phillipe or Audemar Piguets

Every guy can get those.

Get the best clothes from high quality brands; Opening Ceremony, Hermes, FearOfGod, Ricardo Tisci, LAnvin, Balmain, Zegna, Tom Ford etc.
LV is what matters, women are dumb and don't know other brands. Also, tailored clothes are more important than branded clothes, since if it fits perfectly, they think it is more expensive and better.

Get brand new teeth.
Fake teeth look fake unless your natural ones are shit. Better to straighten and whiten natural teeth.

Women know only Rolex not Audemars or Pathek (grandpa watch).

massdebater
massdebater

@Nude_Bikergirl
You tell that bitch if she wants equal rights, she should show you that shes rich

idontknow
idontknow

@eGremlin
How do i git gud at making money senpai? Assuming that you're not just shitposting of course.

Inmate
Inmate

@RumChicken
For maximum keks, ask the waiter for separate checks when the time comes to pay.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@SomethingNew
Those fendi wallets look fucking retarded.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Nude_Bikergirl
I don't.

girlDog
girlDog

@CodeBuns
There's this meme over here that Applebee's is where the poor hicks eat. I don't care though, because even when I'm rich, I still won't be too good for the occasional meal there. I'm the only one I know who likes going there.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@lostmypassword
I'm 145 pounds and 6'0", yet my face still looks fat and my stomach is out a bit. Should I keep losing weight or is something wrong with me? I'm considering surgery to get it removed or asking a doctor what the hell is going on.

takes2long
takes2long

@SniperWish
shit, i was hoping on taking a few bucks of monopoly money with me on a date and telling them i actually already own boardwalk.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@eGremlin
only in our society would you feel so auto-shamed.
women have treated you 10x worse with no repercussions

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Stupidasole
underrated yo
@idontknow
yes, buy red wings boots. they scream money , yet sublely

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@massdebater
women select for dark triad traits.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@VisualMaster
no NOT buy them anything, especially before sex. not even dinner. she'll sense a sucker and have you buying dinner 3 times before giving you a kiss while ensuring you that it's because she's a "good girl" when really she just wants to lock down a guy with money.... all the while fucking her personal trainer behind your back who has never taken her anywhere except pound town.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SniperGod
you can make it less fat. and you actually can gain muscle in your face that makes it look fuller

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Firespawn
applebees is the most bland, generic frozen food you can get from a sit down restaurant

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@eGremlin
Hey can I have some advice here @happy_sad
Appreciate it m8

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@StrangeWizard

use your mouth more and the fat will burn away brah ;D

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@StrangeWizard
Your face fat is the last to go. Just keep losing weight and it'll go away eventually.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@happy_sad
classic skinnyfat. this effect is occurs from a direct lack of muscle. you are quite underweight at 145 for 6' already, so i would suggest finding a gym and start doing squats immediately to build a solid base of muscle all throughout your body, rather than trying to lose more weight. you need to gain muscle, losing the fat that's there already isn't the solution, gaining muscle is. def get into the gym or start doing calisthenics asap. make sure you are eating enough calories to put the muscle on. look up the Starting Strength program.
some people are just genetically wired to have less muscle naturally, that's why you still have fat despite being so skinny. because fat is all that's there, there's no layer of muscle underneath it (yet!)

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Stupidasole
@Supergrass
Thanks, I'll do the starting strength thing.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Fried_Sushi
Dont. Go for a Push/pull/legs routine. SS will make you uglier

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Nude_Bikergirl

You don't want girls knowing you have money if you can help it.

massdebater
massdebater

@Nude_Bikergirl
You don't need to. Women has a sixth sense when it comes to money. They can smell it from miles away. Nothing wrong with that; it's just how they function as part of natural selection. And you can't fake it; they know! it's just some bitches want to suck all your nigga rich .. cash before leaving your broke ass for another, and eventually end up with a real successful wealthy nigga after they done playing.

Inmate
Inmate

@Fried_Sushi
@Spamalot

Ok might as well help you out decently.

Push = chest, shoulders, triceps

5*5 flat barbell bench press
4*10 decline dumbbell bench press
4*10 Cable flies
4*10 Overhead press
3*12 lateral raises
3*12 close grip barbell bench press
4*12 lying triceps extensions
3*F rope Push down

Pull = back, biceps

4*F pull ups
4*10 lat pull down
3*8-12 dumbbell rows
4*12 seated Cable rows
3*15 SHRUGS
3*10 barbell curl
3*10 EZ-bar curl
Dumbbell curl drobsets*F

Legs

5*5 Barbell Front/back squat
4*10 Deadlifts
(I like to swap those around. Leg day 2 would be 5*5 deadlifts and 4*10 squats)
4*10 Leg Press
3*12 Leg extensions
3*12 leg curls
3*15 calves if you want to.
On Push day you can swap Bench press and Overhead press. So on Push day 2 you go for 5*5 ohp and 4*10 bench.

This routine got me out of being skinnyfat and it worked great. Just eat a lot when you do it. And please do not do SS. You will stay skinny fat but with bigger legs. What you want is to balance everything out by getting a bigger chest and back.
Good luck, man! You can do it

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Firespawn
@girlDog
Ah, I understand now, thank you.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Spazyfool
you are retarded, have you never seen a rap video? they all have backpacks on

you never seen rappers wearing these?

if you like it or not ya girl want a d-boy

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Girls dont care if you have 7 million in savings they care that you waste money. Go to luxurious malls or boat shows and it will be filled with girls. They naturally flock to the wasting of money like flies to garbage.

askme
askme

@MPmaster
@Skullbone
Wealth and driving a fancy car do not correlate. Sure, wealthy people sometimes get fancy cars, but they might not give a fuck and drive a shitbox.

On the othe rend of the spectrum, way too many people buy cars well above their means just to look wealthy.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@takes2long
I think that your social-circle is likely full of peons, that's why you make those assumptions about women.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@SomethingNew
Because you walk funny with a pistol shoved down your jeans between your ass cheeks and give cops a reason to stop/frisk you.

Backpack- difficult to for cops to justify suspicion especially if you're a kid with school books.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@SomethingNew
No, I haven't seen people wearing that.

Backpacks are autistic and only manchildren wear them.

Get a LV briefcase or laptop case or something. Backpacks are full autism.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@viagrandad
Well, yours is also, you are on Veeky Forums after all.

My social circle is actually full of phd's, not even kidding.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Never do this

When you flaunt money you automatically fall into the betabucks category in their mind

She'll pretend to be all chaste and make you wait to fuck after dropping some bread on her

Be vague about what you do for a living

Any boring but lucrative job you can't summarize in a sentence is automatic "beta" to her

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Illusionz
And niggers/wannabe niggers

Cartoon backpacks were huge a few years ago with grown ass thugs

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Nude_Bikergirl

slap them in the face with your cock and then when they start to scream and cry at you shove a wad of $50s in their mouth

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Gigastrength

that pic isn't bad advice actually

5mileys
5mileys

Girls only get turned on by face, hair, bones, not fucking wealth.

Flashing wealth = cuck provider.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@5mileys
It's a bigger source of attraction than money, but having dark triad traits is better

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Nude_Bikergirl
huracan
poor mans lamborghini
thinks that makes him rich

AAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Buying a showy car like a Lamborghini doesn't make you look rich, it makes you look like a showy faggot that spent his life savings on a car.

The ONLY way to look rich is pickup a girl in a nice tier Mercedes, nothing too crazy, then drive her back to your house with a gate, gardeners in front doing your lawn, and arrive to your giant ass fucking house.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

you don't, you will only get gold diggers, all the shy qts will think that is what you are into and they never stand a chance

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@5mileys

this is what low testosterone, high estrogen males think

takes2long
takes2long

@Nude_Bikergirl
depends on the girl... bit of a difference between the 'gold digger' youtube videos and some rich young professional girls

being flashy/ostentatious works more on low class girls

on the other hand dressing well, going on nice holidays etc.. works better on the young professional types

if you're updating your facebook with pics of you sailing on a yacht with some friends(ideally a mixed group), going to a polo match (or better still playing in one) then that sort of thing makes a much better statement. You don't need to flash material possessions like some african american who's suddenly earned a load of money from the music industry or sports and is now overcompensating for it, you're comfortable in your wealth and have nothing to prove there - the lifestyle alone ought to be attractive and the wealth simply implied.

a selfie by yourself, in a driveway with your new garish lambo - that's the sort of thing to attract trash...

askme
askme

@takes2long
dressing well
doesn't work, that's a meme, girls notice that but really dont give a shit. they still want Chad dick
going on nice holidays
....... No.......

likme
likme

@askme
erm yes...

I guarantee if you go on something like:

www.theyachtweek.com

you'll get a bunch of girls on your facebook asking about it, wanting to go with you next time etc..etc..

or maybe you're ugly/don't look after yourself and you wont

idontknow
idontknow

@RumChicken
You can't afford any, so please shut your face

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@5mileys
This is true, but maybe many guys here want to be beta providers. Hasn't it occurred to you?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Lord_Tryzalot
I'm not sure what niggers wear, since i don't live with them (none in my country) and they definitely are not my fashion inspiration.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@askme
doesn't work, that's a meme, girls notice that but really dont give a shit. they still want Chad dick

It is true that girls want Chad dick. So become Chad or stick to escorts. Really that easy.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@idontknow
shut your face
Spotted the under age.

@likme
What the fuck is "the yacht week"? Some travel site? Literally I will bet $100 with you if you post anything related to traveling or "the yacht week", literally no girl will give a fuck. Girls don't care about a guy traveling, because every single fucking human on the planet travels.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@idontknow
implying even 1 person who goes on this tibetan basketweaving forum is in any way wealthy

SniperWish
SniperWish

@VisualMaster
t.nouveau riche nigger

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@eGremlin
I do a similar thing. I actually try to get girls to buy me stuff. Its worked 2/2 times this year. The first girl I was earning 2-3x as much as her as well. But I did make her dinner though.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Lord_Tryzalot
If some guy walked next to you and gave you a small slap on the cheek with pic related then walked off casually, how would you react?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@StrangeWizard
Jesus, on what part of Mexico do you live?
I'm from Veracruz and all you see in Applebee's are indios and nacos.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@girlDog
If you go to the frontier states, then I don't think the price would differ much.

But I live on the South, and $10 is more than enough to buy me a large Domino's Pizza with 4 ingredients and a 2L Coke.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Emberburn
Do I get to keep the money he slapped me with?

Methshot
Methshot

@Nude_Bikergirl
I don't, why should I?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Nude_Bikergirl

You do not.

There is no purpose to showing off that you have money except to tell your inferiors that you are worth robbing.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Poker_Star
Even the dumbest broad knows crypto is a fiat currency with limited growth potential.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@askme
Yeah this.

I think rich people get sick of being noticed all the time. A few days ago a really expensive and loud lambo pulled up outside of a cafe I was in. About 10 people just surrounded the car and taking pictures of them sitting on it and stuff.

I would imagine it would get irritating. Best to get just a nice merc or something imo if you were loaded and driving for fun buy a porsche or something to speed around in.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TreeEater
There is no purpose to showing off that you have money except to tell your inferiors that you are worth robbing.

Pussy is not good enough of a purpose for you?

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