Why is it so rare for billionaires to have dogs? I actually think zuck is the...

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

why is it so rare for billionaires to have dogs? I actually think zuck is the only one

askme
askme

@Stupidasole
Honestly, what point is there in owning a dog?

Inmate
Inmate

They have real friends

likme
likme

@askme
what is the point of a companion genetically programmed to be loyal at any cost

hairygrape
hairygrape

probably because they have really busy schedules and cant afford time for that (unless you are an oil sheikh in which case you keep tigers and camels)

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@likme
So are you saying you want something loyal to you?
Is that the need you are feeling?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@askme
@Poker_Star
Look dude, millions of people around the world own dogs, and we've done this for thousands of years. It's very normal to like dogs and want one as a pet. Are you autistic?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@CodeBuns
No, just never owned/wanted a dog. Always saw it as just another mouth to feed.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Stupidasole
My guess...

Because they're more globally mobile than poor people and customs laws don't make it easy to travel with animals

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Stupidasole
Wow Zuck really did marry a dog

MPmaster
MPmaster

It's quite common for Kings and Queens to own dogs.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Stupidasole
fuck facebook and fuck mark zuckerberg

he will go down in history as a loser

girlDog
girlDog

@Soft_member
no he won't tyler. he will be the first to have a 1 trillion net worth

viagrandad
viagrandad

@girlDog
t. facebook shareholder bootlicker faggot

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@girlDog
and fail to capitalize on it.... fun to see him with such an ugly girl.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@MPmaster
I live in the Netherlands and the Dutch monarchy is said to own 25% of Shell. And large parts of Unilever, Philis and KLM, The Rotterdam harbor etc.

Although there hasnt been a word about their stocks and finances for half a century.

Plus they own a dog.

takes2long
takes2long

@SomethingNew
*Philips

idontknow
idontknow

I wish tech eventually starts rewarding alpha chads with success rather than autist betas like zuck. The only thing is that to be a very good programmer you pretty much have to be a bit of an autist so they'll be the main people who comprise successful self-coded startups.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Stupidasole
Because they're money pits and arbitrary extra work. That and billionaires (and millionaires) tend to have nice things which animals will invariably destroy and they hold you back from traveling.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@askme
Dog is not gold-digger.

massdebater
massdebater

@Emberfire
could have any woman he wants
could spend the rest of his days fucking prime 19 year old pussy
could spend the rest of his days fucking girls even younger than that if that's his thing
instead marries Chung

if that's not love then I don't know what love is

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@askme
Obviously never owned a dog

SniperGod
SniperGod

@massdebater

implying he doesnt fuck a harem behind his wife's back

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TalkBomber
This

I like dogs and would consider getting one when I retire. But taking care of a dog in your 20's or 30's seems indicative of having too little to do and spending to much time at home

Inmate
Inmate

@SomethingNew
Also the Dutch state owns ABN AMRO for 80%.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@massdebater
He married her for connections in China you dingus. Her family is influential.

Playboyize
Playboyize

pets

biggest waste of money ever

enjoy staying poor

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Nude_Bikergirl
Always saw it as just another mouth to feed.
Odd, I've never seen a dog like that. Studies have shown those with dogs are less depressed.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@lostmypassword
Eh, don't be so reductionist. They've been dating for a long time, and there's really nothing wrong with him dating her. A nice relationship trumps fucking vapid models, and trust me, I've done some of the latter. Some of the worst sex I've ever had was with a girl who posed in a lad mag.

With that said, as a dude with a shameful thing for Asian chicks, I'm not sure why he didn't pick a hotter one.

Also dogs are the absolute shit, as are cats. Part of my life goal is to have a ton.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Stupidasole

Most billionaires are greedy psychopaths who don't care about animals. Same with most politicians. Putin loves his dogs while Merkel hates them. You can tell a lot about a person from the way they treat animals.

TechHater
TechHater

@SniperGod
Is Putin really a bro?
I want to believe

Illusionz
Illusionz

@massdebater
Many wealthy people don't do that, if you actually read millionaire next door

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Illusionz
don't sleep around I mean

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@askme
the point is to feel good and be happy.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Stupidasole
Because they're a disgusting pleb-tier pet.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I own a dog and I have more money than all you combined.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Dogs dont care how much money you have.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@CodeBuns
listening to others to assume normative opinions
This is the thought that drives us into a regressive state, and likened to the actions of niggers.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@massdebater
He's probably just autistic.
In fact, evidence would prove this theory.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@askme
It sublimates feelings that modern humans are incapable of expressing.
I.e. I love my son, but I don't want people to think I'm a queer for loving my son, so I express affection towards something that won't talk to me back.

farquit
farquit

@Soft_member
thinking people will think he's a loser
You're just a contrarian faggot that can't think clearly.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TalkBomber
Because your father predicated your life, and you're incapable of loving him unconditionally.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TechHater

Dude he loves animals just look up putin and animals online

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@farquit

He's clearly an autist though. Why is it that autists tend to be the best programmers. I dream of a silicon valley filled with chads but it's all just a bunch of spergs and ugly mofos.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@BlogWobbles
Dogs dont care how much money you have.

Actually they do, because it's only organic human grade food for my dog. Every few days he gets an nice piece of grass fed bone in rib eye to chew on from my personal chef.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Stupidasole

It's a front to his public image. To make him seem more humanizing in contrast to his more sociopathic tendencies. He is highly intelligent and more dangerous than people give him credit for.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Nude_Bikergirl
only poor fags would care about that

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@askme
be 6
beg mommy and daddy for dog for 3 years
get one for christmas !!
a boxer puppy
read book on how to own boxer
read book on how to train dog
walk her everyday by the river
EVERY SINGLE DAY
dog and I have good cardio
feed her
pick up shit in backyard (didnt sign up for this)
she is my loyal companion
she can shake a paw, walk leashless, does not bark
obeys fucking HAND COMMANDS because 11yo me is cesar milan
complimented widely about dog
bring her in stores, in people's houses
one day I wake up early, usually sleep in
see my mom and dog by front door
mom taking her to be put down
i understand why, dog is suffer
hold her as she dies
never felt so terrible, feel like i let my dogbro down
family members die, dont blink or care
think about dog everyday
regret not being able to fix her leg or at least kill her myself

i cant answer your question just what it was like for me.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@JunkTop
personal chef
not mummy making tendies

iluvmen
iluvmen

Dogs don't like sociopaths/psychopaths.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Stupidasole

Why would you dream of that?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Playboyize
You are a NEET and a jew if you can't afford to provide for a trusty companion.

Bet you spend thousands on vidya and cryptos too lol

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Ignoramus
Jew here, we love dogs. pls don't group us in with these fucking dog hating weirdos.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Nude_Bikergirl
Having a dog can be nice but most of the time they're just a burden. Speaking both in financial and practical terms. Food, toys, boarding, training they require all this and near constant monitoring. For someone who doesn't have adequate circumstances to care for a dog they're impractical and difficult. I love dogs and owned one for many years, he was a good dog but i had to get rid of him since i lost my home. Sucked at first but i enjoy the amount of freedom i have without him.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Fried_Sushi
Nice story

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@CouchChiller

Because I'm sick of the image of programming/tech as being a refuge for losers. It needs more chads to liven it up.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@VisualMaster
He especially did that PR campaign photo shoot to leave a positive impression on plebs like you.

Hitler loved animals, too, you know.

I'm not saying Hitler is bad or anything, but just...you know

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Dreamworx
Blondi was a good dog

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Fried_Sushi
I know that feel bro. I had to put down my dog and I feel guilty for it.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Burnblaze
He married this girl because she's legitimately the first woman who touched his dick. The Social Network heavily understated how much of a loser he was. At least that's the story that's known around harvard.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Stupidasole
ugly wife
Why do this...

MPmaster
MPmaster

@massdebater

AGREED

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Stupidasole
Why buy something that makes almost as much trouble/mess as an infant, yet can never talk to you and will die within 15 years?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@massdebater
pragmatism

you think he cant fuck them while married? cmon kid (nothing personnel)

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

zuck will not die in your lifetime

Spamalot
Spamalot

@likme
Lol, right? I think it's the hours they keep. Personally if i cant travel with my bigass lab and blue healer yalls business deals can suck my dick. I dont have kids and in fact got cut 5 days ago. Those 2 are my kids essentially. Love them to death. That being said i know about 10 or so multimillionaires and they all have dogs. My dad's net worth is about 1.5 mill give or take and he has a pet cow. Not even shitting. He put a fence up cause he has a bigass yard and put one steer out there and i got it to warm up to me and be a pet. When u drive out there he gets all excited and has put 2 dents in my truck. He's an asshole. He jumps around wanting to play and then will put his head in my chest and push me backwards until i fall or root me like 4 feet in the air and watch me eat shit. Then just fucking stand the and buck all over the place. He's a little prick. I figured he was lonely so sometimes i'll bait the neighbors cows and let 4 or 5 of them in there with him for a couple days. That seems to calm him down.

Sir Loin
he is a dick

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Nude_Bikergirl
Shit user. Get uba puppy. They dont eat much and the rewards are 10 fold.

farquit
farquit

@Spazyfool
Nah, just make sure they got a big yard and u have more than one so they aren't lonely. My 2 get along pretty well. It's definately a mood enhancer having something spazz out so autistically because you just came home from work like you do every fucking day.

askme
askme

@SniperGod
True. And the way their animals act.

People i know with a lot of money have a rule when doing business. If they can get to meet their pets without being weird about it they do. If someone has 4 dogs that greet you at the driveway then they are a shoe in. If someone has 5 viscious attack dogs that wont listen to the owner and fuckoff u can bet the owner is a cunt.

massdebater
massdebater

@TalkBomber
Pfff. What do u do for a living user?

pic related.
my faggot dogs.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Fried_Sushi
I feel for u user. Had a few dogs like that myself. I got crippled for life and my poor lab is getting fat now. Trying to build him and my mutt healler a pen so i can bring them to work and let them run some during the day. If the weather's nice these assholes will wear themselves nearly to death swimming. My lab is half boxer. I applaud u on training such an autistic fucking breed. Their goofy mutherfuckers but they are loyal.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Dreamworx
HAHAHAHJAHJAHJAHAJAJA!!!!!
FUCKING KEK!

WE WON'T JEW user. not so long as you stay away from my shekles.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@King_Martha
I'm kinda lucky i guess. Brother and sister inlaw live next door. O got 2 dogs and they got 3. We both got descent sized fenced in yards. We intentianally feed our dogs the same food so we can dogsit at the drop of a hat. Neither of us are rich so unless they take a vacation for a week its only ever an overnight thing. Lol, we taking a cruise in may. God help the poor bastard dumb enough to house sit and watch 5 autists for a week!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@viagrandad
10 times as loyal as a kid. Kids wantwantwant need need throw fits. Dog just wants u to love it. This is why i got cut 5 days ago. Well, that and ima fucking break my wife in 60 days. Lol

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BlogWobbles
10 times as loyal as a kid
Because their intelligence is subpar, and they won't get any smarter.

Dog just wants u to love it
see above

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@likme

Holy fuck dog owners are truly needy as fuck. Mommy didn't give you enough attention when you were little?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@lostmypassword
never owned a dog detected

You edgelords are probably the same people who think marriage is a meme

5mileys
5mileys

@TalkBomber
l have more money than all you combined
t. every neet on Veeky Forums

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

If you don't have a dog it can't fuck your wife.

massdebater
massdebater

@massdebater
If you were in his situation, what would you choose?

A. Stick with the woman he was dating since before he became a billionaire.

B. Drop her and try to find a woman who isn't just interested in his money.

Inmate
Inmate

I think the reason is they are very busy with their business and professional life.

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