Dota 2 /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
League shitter who wants to join dota?: dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

memes

dead thread

Reminder to adjust your keybindings

"My MMR is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fucking hate this game, and the subhuman peruvians fucking up my games.. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to feed violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no game is worth saving. And I will destroy games as many as I can.. It's time for me to feed. And it's time for me to lose."

>no protester hero
Remind me why your game has any legitimacy, dotardes.

Who 19 mil prediction here ?

>No Kaipi at TI

>19
>when caches haven't even dropped yet
I went 18 and am probably just going to kill myself

ADELAIDE I LOVE YOU

league of legends is better

I l-love you too

>synderen will gets as much money as he would if he won the summit when he places last in TI
wew lad

I agree wholeheartedly. Their skins are more faithful to the original designs, their masteries enhance gameplay and their runes spice things up.

Ok babe

why do nonwhites even bother existing

And so the thread died, only 14 replies in. May you rest in peace, d2g.

Died silently on the 30th of July 2016.

WHY THE FUCK IS THE GAME COORDINATOR DOWN ALL THE TIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's well begun is only half done user

you can't kill what's already dead

>posting in this thread when you could be claiming your FREE mmr before the nerfs to Zet, the Arc Warden

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>he doesn't cryosleep until TI

lmao pleb

Racism is not allowed! Not to mention, this is not at all related to this general, or even this board!

Zet isn't that OP, shitters just can't deal with him very well. He can have close to alchemist level GPM, but they just don't realize it, while most Zet spammers do.

you mean the hero I always ban so abusers don't claim free MMR from me?

>shitters can't deal with him well
>highest winrate in 6k
ah yes

>implying racism is bad
Fuck off. You're the reason hapless new players have to suffer the blight of shitty Latin American players. Valve should just do what smite did and region lock Latin American players and make them never able to transfer their account to a different region

>highest winrate in 6k

NOT SO FAST

how long until people notice that horseman is actually a good hero?

Socail Justice for all! This is not acceptable behavior! We should be accepting of different skin color than us! Besides, without people who are not white, you'd not be able to play dota, because it literally consits of 99% nonwhites.

what if nadota

I am a different person, and I also disagree with you! Racism is never tolerable! Social Justice powers, activate!

how about no

>no attorney hero
You literally cannot defend this, dotards.

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I wonder how Swindles copes with Nahaz's coaching

Who 21m masterrace here? It won't even will reach 20m will it

>start a game of Dota
>fart during midgame
>mfw I shat my pants
>win +25

what the hell is wrong with me. I commit so much to online videogames I shat myself 3 times during my lifetime

I... I'm getting 0 points, aren't I?

>He doesn't have "QERTYF"

lmaoing at your life

>Coordinator down
>My previous game didnt count
>24 hour mm ban because I was in queue when it went down

Yes____________________

you're welcome to enjoy your saturday animeneet

can PA farm well without a battlefury?

As well as Chaos Knight can

no, if you are not going BF you need to fight early (and win) to get gold

I usually do pt, aquila, bfury, deso is that good for farming build

You're just fucked in the head, I bet you like it.

any anons trying to fix their sleep schedule by tuesday? why am i up at this time

thats fine, might think about replacing deso with other stuff depending on the situation

18m-19m

>mfw I just went to do my predictions and you can enter arc warden in the hero section

We cant because we have no attorney hero.

Wanna fix it?
Go to sleep right now.
Wake up earlier than before. FORCE yourself up. Go to sleep many hours earlier and FORCE yourself up again. It takes a few nights, it doesn't come magically but you can do it.

just farm heroes

Wait memehaz is a coach? lmao

>farming as PA
why even do this
just get vlads deso bkb and you win the game by default

When is Marina Joyce coming back to dota? It's been so long.

>when your team is so heavy you have to buy TWO rapiers to win

It is that time again

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why are squats so devastating, d2g?

how the fuck is getting last hits in n empty lane without a hero that can potentially deny you going to make you get better?

How do we fix chaos knight?
>4

>be tall
>suck balls at squats
>can't get the form right
>can't do anything heavy

>nonhuman Peruvians and gameshitters desperate to get a few last blogs in before The International Shitposting Championships

If you can't last hit correctly without heroes and items, then don't expect to do nice ingame.

Of course in game it won't be the same, but if you can manage to last hit very well, then winning the lane can be easier

where is the rest of the LC comic

take up rowing

t. 6' 8 rower with legs like treetrunks

>Implying more than 5% of Veeky Forums has the willpower to get up early

how the hell do you miss last hits in an empty lane?

who knows man rofl

>Be EU
>TI starts around 8pm
>Company I work closed for two weeks because holidays+asbestos removal starting monday
Feels good man

what holidays in august?

summer holidays...

azbestos removal holiday

>lost battlecup
>log off
>log on 3 hours later
>my party is still there
>none of us can leave battlecup, party or even do anything to escape this hell

awesome game dotards

What region is most strongly cucked of watching TI anyway

Well not an official holiday, but vacation or whatever. It's a place that restores shit for musea, or makes replicas, as well as making statues for artists (bronze casting)

if you think it's easy, do it and post your score, champ

nice

Considering playing this game; what's really make or break for me is does this game have a Paladin hero?

omni knight

europe for the later games

This is perfect thank you.

>play tusk
>late game
>kick enemy kunkka into our farmed juggernaut
>stunlock omni
>win game

who said aghs kunkka was baD ?

do you think staying up all night/day can help do it? fuck im so dead tired now

Have peruvians overrun RD as well?

>NEETs in a panic to sudden adjust their sleep cycle 10 hours to not miss dota

This general is more dead than a europeon who runs afowl of a muslim refugee.

when will the schedule come out?

want to lock in my fantasy team first day but dunno who is playing.

because you are a fat fuck

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>not playing on the normal map where you can farm neutrals as well
S M H

>no items and skills

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>Be Huskar
>Be op
>1v5 enemy team with 12 second cd lifebreak
Balanced game you got here dotards

you cant steal a person.

that sexist pig objectifies women!

>no african american hero
YOOOooOoooOOoooooooOOooo wtf fampais can valve pls fix this i cant show this game to my gf like this kthx