What is the most profitable but least dangerous crime that does not involve...

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

What is the most profitable but least dangerous crime that does not involve kneepads?

Emberburn
Emberburn

rob someone

Emberfire
Emberfire

jaywalking

time is money

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Sharpcharm
Pretending to be a hot girl on Instagram or some other social media and then convincing old horny men to pay you for nude pics.requires having access to hundreds of photos of a hot camgirl.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberfire
really makes you think tbqh...

@Sharpcharm
running a drug cartel

StonedTime
StonedTime

@RavySnake
Least dangerous lel

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Sharpcharm
Carding

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SniperWish
Great idea actually, and I will try it - but I'm quite sure that it's legal
@RavySnake
Nope, makes not a lot of money and most of the potential costumers here are young enough to rat me out if they ever get caught. Theorethically I could make my 2.5K a month from weed, but I'll have to sell to kids who are as I said, unreliable.
@Emberburn
Not dangerous only if I'm a good blackhat and I'm an average programmer so nope

FastChef
FastChef

@SniperWish
Also, what do when he wants a video chat or to hear my qt girl voice for him to masturbate to?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Just get elected to some office

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

It's hard to say since it seems the larger the risk the larger the reward.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Mailing weed from a weed friendly state to non weed friendly state

Illusionz
Illusionz

@FastChef
I mean, you don't ever video chat obviously. You can send videos but nothing like a Skype call. And it is illegal so don't get caught. Most likely the guy buying your photos has a wife who will not be happy if she finds out.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Ignoramus
That would never work. Drug sniffing dogs and the fact that weed is illegal in all airports. Even in Colorado.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@GoogleCat
Can't, dirty past will be uncovered(there are pictures).
@New_Cliche
That's why I'm looking for something in the middle. I don't wanna be a millionaire but 9-5 makes me very seriously consider suicide. I'm literally fantasying about jumping out of the window of this godforsaken skyscraper.
im not kidding Im very close to the edge
@Illusionz
Huh. I guess several fake facebooks to try and lure them in might work pretty well. More advice? I'll obviously try to get the transactions made trough some crypto currency for the sake of not raveling any bank info.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Dreamworx
kek
you live under a rock

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Dreamworx
Maybe times have changed but 2-3 years ago I knew some guy who would mail weed from California to New York all the time, made a killing off of it too

viagrandad
viagrandad

Crime is the only way to success.
Fuck investing

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@viagrandad
This

Op you should card. It's much better than this dumb shit

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@SomethingNew
It seems to easy to be true. What sort of ROI are we looking at?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@SomethingNew
@VisualMaster

Carding is for faggots, and everyone knows it. You are contributing nothing to society, and if you try to make any serious money off of it, you will get caught very easily.

For equal returns, why not just apply for disability and get government bux since you're too retarded to do anything else anyway?

Methshot
Methshot

Also if you have good credit there are easy ways to get free money using cash back cards like citi double cash with manufactured spending.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Methshot
This method is also perfectly legal but banks can close your account with them for any reason if they get suspicious.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Gigastrength
Yes of course it contributes nothing to society, this is a crime thread. Op asked what is a profitable yet safe crime

@kizzmybutt
Depends on what you do, people make tons

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TreeEater
There are plenty of crimes that contribute SOMETHING to SOMEONE. Even drug dealers are providing a certain good that is in demand. All you assholes do is leech off the sweat of others.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TalkBomber
LSD/ other hallucinogens and Cannabis should all be legal, it is completely morally acceptable (just risky) to sell them.

TechHater
TechHater

@TalkBomber
The sweat off others

oh yeah banks and credit card companies totally deserve all the money they make, it's not like they ever do anything illegal or immoral...

Even drug dealers are providing good

Oh yeah. Great good, poisoning people with drugs, killing tons of people and everything else affected by drugs such as society when it has to pay for higher healthcare or for police when junkies steal or attack people because they didn't get their daily dose

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TechHater
What makes it so you deserve the money more than banks and credit card companies do?

Exactly, nothing. They worked to build a business. You just admitted that you are no better than a societal parasite.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@GoogleCat
Who cares about deserve? I can so I get it, I don't care about going into a whole discussion about who deserves what especially given how banks and credit card companies do VERY unsavory shit to make money. They're just as much "societal parasites", there's a scandal all the fucking time about immoral or downright crimes they commit

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Sharpcharm
ponzi schemes

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Nojokur
He (you? different id) mentioned deserve..... so I guess that's who cares about deserve........

Banks and credit card companies provide services essential to our modern society. The services they provide are absolutely central to our financial system. There are corrupt individuals within these entities that commit crimes, but these individuals are not a reflection on the entities themselves. Their actions do not make their services any less crucial.

You, on the other hand, are just a fucking scumbag. If everyone decided to act like you do, as a leech, there would be a near collapse. When you get caught, you will not be remembered as someone who "could so they got it," you will be remembered as a loser that was too lazy to actually earn a single dollar.

Carders are the most pathetic class of criminals in the world. Stop encouraging anons on Veeky Forums to participate in your degeneracy.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Harmless_Venom
Why the fuck are you so buttblasted? He asked how to make money, I replied how to make money

You're thinking way too much into this
If everyone acted like you blahblshblah
Who the fuck cares? Why is that my concern? We're here to make money, that's it.

We don't care about being Mother Theresa or some doctor who cured AIDS and saved Africa. All we want is money here, that's the objective.

Something is only valued by whether or not it accomplishes our GOALS, effectively.
goals: make money
If it makes money, it's good. If it doesn't, it's bad.

IF, op had asked "Hey guys how can I improve the world the most today, I want to help people and bring them joy and happiness" then he would get different answers. He said "How can I make the most money with crime while remaining safe", and got corresponding answers.

Maybe you're looking for a nonprofit charity instead of Veeky Forums.

your degeneracy
go back to /pol/.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@haveahappyday
As long as you are satisfied knowing that you are a parasite lmao

Inmate
Inmate

@iluvmen
I'm satisfied, and I don't care

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Harmless_Venom
Why can't I take the place as CEO of a big bank doing almost illegal work for money while providing a needed service? Oh... right. It's because someone else already has that position. I'd take that billionaire position in a heartbeat and so would everyone else here. So would most of America if offered the chance. If that CEO making billions in seemingly illegal practices were to be taken out of office would the service to society that bank provides be unfunctional? No, because someone else of the millions of Americans seeing an opertunity to make money would take the position and resume that function while also doing the seemingly illegal profitable practices. So as you can see I am backed in to a corner. I can't perform a needed function to the society I live because someone else just like me has taken the position but I still need money just like they do but my business practices have cut in to their profits so they made my practices illegal while keeping their unsavory practices legal.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@SniperWish
I do/did that. is some nice extra money. ppl pay from 5 to 30 (10x5+7x10+3x<15 , usually) for pic.with position etc.
If somone wants to talk i just let cutted audio play!
Favourited sites/apps for this are : Omegle , Kik.Steam(betas donate much lel),Facebook,Instagram

Skullbone
Skullbone

@haveahappyday
@Inmate
So what does one do if he has an access to credit card and ID information?
Needs to be untraceable, so how can it be converted to crypto without going through KYC?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Skullbone
For educational purposes of course

Nojokur
Nojokur

@ZeroReborn
LSD/ other hallucinogens and Cannabis should all be legal

No it shouldn't. No matter how physically safe psychedelics are. You're underestimating the stupidity of the masses. Only people in the higher echelons of intelligence should take psychedelics, because they'll be able to process and digest the information. There's always plenty of stupid people taking it illegally already, we don't need more for another generation of boomers and another rise of liberalism.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Sharpcharm
embezzlement. As long as you are not obvious that you stole money.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Dreamworx
It's not illegal in a good amount of airports--go to Oregon, california, WA, etc. And mail goes through the airport now I guess?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Holy shit this dude really hates carding, I thought he was just telling in the first thread but damn.
Maybe he just wants to keep all the good cards to himself our a carder killed his parents for their credit cards or something.

Supergrass
Supergrass

High end shop lifting

FastChef
FastChef

@ZeroReborn
embezzlement
how

Playboyize
Playboyize

You can grow say 2 pounds in 60 days and sell for at least 8k

massdebater
massdebater

@Sharpcharm
sell ur butthole to men

no kneepads required.

idontknow
idontknow

@Playboyize
4k per pound

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@idontknow
In antiweed states medical grade can go for 6k a pound

Evilember
Evilember

@Carnalpleasure
yeah but the least you will get for a pound isn't 4k, closer to 1500

takes2long
takes2long

@Emberfire
Many keks were had

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Booteefool

I considerd this for a long time, whats the going rate for certain pictures?

like, $10 for an amature looking tit shot?
$20 for ass with asshole spread to see?
$50 for pussy shots w/ audio?

I wouldnt want to seem to greedy and scare them off you see.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Evilember
even in colorado without a med card,high grade can go for $25 a gram. There is over 450 grams in a pound...so

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@JunkTop
what does at least mean?????

idontknow
idontknow

@GoogleCat
my neck of the woods. and if done with purpose...at least

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Carding

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